do elephants get boogers in their trunks?

do elephants get boogers in their trunks? it sounds unhygienic for them to grab water in their trunk to pour in their mouths to drink

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are constantly swallowing your own mucus and boogers

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    science explained it a long time ago.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I'm pretty confident I could take an Elephant in a fist fight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their trunks are pure muscle, they could beat your entire body in an arm wrestle using their trunk.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right but in a fight it would also be a test of dexterity and speed. I know I could dodge it's trunk and punch it to death.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit, their trunks are incredibly dextrous, and they could also just step on you. You aren't going to punch a building sized animal to death.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The size of the animal is irrelevant maybe even a detriment at very large sizes. What matters is the strength of its bones you only need to hit the same spot a few times and then the bones will collapse into the lungs and it will die while you simply stand back

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mucus Isn't really bad for you. You swallow mucus every day.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why did the tiny elephants disappear, while the ones we have now survived?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that made out of something to look like a candy cane or did they give it a giant block of sugar? That can't be healthy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a giant fucking elephant anon i think a block of sugar wouldn't be too bad for it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this really the biggest land mammal? this one probably isnt fully grown but still, it would be cool if we had something like a hundred times larger (though i know gravity probably wouldnt allow it, that bitch)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Biggest land mammals were these guys topping out at 5 meters or 16 feet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          feels pretty cool that we wiped these fuckers out without metallurgy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once we had fire there was nothing any of those suckers could do tbh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >find 2 bones
          >draw the whole animal

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            well the pic is misleading. The Indricotherium is actually known from a lot of different bones, unfortunately most of them are found in Pakistan and it's impossible to properly excavate and compare the remains, for obvious reasons. There are several teeth, pieces of skull and other stuff that gives a rough idea of what it may have looked like. Dunno about the elephant, but leg bones are a good indicator of how big something was.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why, are Pakis getting uppity?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC, they alternate between destroying fossils because they think they're satanic, and selling them to the chinese to be ground up and made into magic(tm) viagra, and they also tend to kill westerners and especially scientists who come poking around.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mammals do not have the right bone structure to grow super large outside of water. Dinosaurs got as large as they did because their bones are full of holes and thus very light.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          your ass is full of holes, shut up gay

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon there have been plenty of megafauna.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine standing next to pic related in life. Shit would be a different order of magnitude from any animal we ever encountered on earth. Literally the size of a building or a bridge or something. Imagine being lifted up by it to the top of a 6 story building like it's nothing for the creature. Imagine cleaning the animal with a fire hose like you'd clean a dog with a garden hose. It'd be literally like being alongside a baleen whale but it's on land.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine how big its shits were

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean aren't blue whales bigger?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giving a herbivore a hard sugar stick
      >'phants with tooth problems regularly die from the needed anesthesia to perform the dental treatments

      why are women always like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG CRONCH!

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    same energy

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why’s bro got a chain?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love chains

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes a smart elephant

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unhygienic
    >Has never had a snotty nose while out somewhere you don't have access to tissues or water to clean up and was forced to either swallow snot or let it run down your face like a 4 year old.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know how to do a snot rocket

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Has never given themselves an ear infection from launching snot rockets too hard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always called that a farmer's handkerchief.

        >Has never given themselves an ear infection from launching snot rockets too hard

        Did your snot rocket bounce off a wall and ricochet into your ear?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chömp :DDDD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big are those fucking pumpkins?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are normal sized pumpkins, it's an optical illusion the elephant is actually very small.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no way the one on the right isn't absolutely massive

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Notice how they are collapsing under their own weight. Those are huge pumpkins.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like to think there was a county fair and they took the biggest pumpkin winners and just donated them to a local zoo.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is samwise gamgee as hell

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love them so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love watching baby elephants. They have so little dexterity and almost no control of their trunks yet.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no miniature elephant breeds that can be kept as pets
    it's not fair

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn keep this as a pet
      It hurts so much

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look like they can fuck you up pretty bad
        i wonder how fast they were

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wolves and dingos can fuck you up pretty good as well and we bred those into some great companions just imagine what we could with a small elephant as framework it would be amazing, diet is the only worry in all honesty

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elephants are already given jobs like they are living forklifts, so they would be good companions. An elephant would be much better than a dog at bringing you a beer.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              we ironically have to make them stupider though their a bit too smart for your average joe if we wanna go that route however ive always thought that there should be some sort of license to obtain for you to own pets especially certain kind of pets so if that could be implemented we could have smart lovely little elephant fellas.

              and regarding the tusk issue breeding that out should be piss easy as their already doing it themself right now not at their own volition of course but you know

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn keep this as a pet
        That would be like keeping a wild boar on steroids

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just make sure it’s a female

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine, just be careful when they're in musth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They disappeared recently too. Can't they be cloned?
        We should revive them, not just mammoths

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the female is just about the right height

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for what?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          for what?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        elephants are my favorite animal and i always wanted a dog sized one
        it's not fair

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you had an elephant (even if mini) it would drain your money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard enough keeping a pig, an pig that can pick up items as a pet sounds like a nightmare.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?
        Elephants are intelligent and curious, they would be neat.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it sounds unhygienic
    Where do you think your post nasal drip goes?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not boogers but if they get a legitimate sinus infection they do have a lot of mucus.

    T. Ex elephant handler

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why'd you quit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you get to play with elephants? are they like dogs? i read that they have very high intelligence and empathy

        No but they did like to play with me, they liked to play with my tits which made me embarrassed and uncomfortable because I'm overweight. I would get so upset that I would cry, and I just had enough.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you come to an innocent board like Wauf and LARP and ERP you homo, go away

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            When he says "tits" he means his man-boobs kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post tits

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just lose weight. It's literally not that hard.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you choose to be overweight if it makes you unhappy? Yes being overweight is a choice, and it's very easy to lose weight.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you get to play with elephants? are they like dogs? i read that they have very high intelligence and empathy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha look at him

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