Dinosaurs were normal animals rather than movie monsters, which means that many of them would have enjoyed cuddles and petting.

Dinosaurs were normal animals rather than movie monsters, which means that many of them would have enjoyed cuddles and petting. The same goes for smilodons, cave bears, dire wolves and other kinds of deadly prehistoric megafauna.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of dinosaurs are fake & gay gnomish tricks

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think scaly animals with no feathers are movie monsters? Are you stupid and obsessed?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what about foot rubs

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern predators can be absolutely brutal and eat you alive.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it have flight quills when it doesnt fly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flight quills
      lol retard
      feathers evolved before flight
      always a good laugh when one side of a "debate" has to purposefully misrepresent the facts to have any semblance of an argument

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source: Reddit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        feathers evolved before flight
        flight quills did not

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how HG Wells even knew this when he wrote a brief history of the world in 1922 and it made people seethe then too.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          HG Wells, the fiction writer?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            fiction, non-fiction, satire, cousin-fucker, teacher, student-fucker the man lived a life I'll say that though I don't agree with his politics.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kills the featherfags

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a maniraptoran. Do you know how feathergayry actually works or are you a DA paleo”artist”

      Lemme guess you think this is a dinosaur

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you see feathers on that preserved ankylosaur?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll take that as an admission of your retardation. Stick to topics you can understand like wanting to fuck birds and toxoplasmosos pitbull arguments.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Featherfag status: destroyed by reality

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing that was destroyed was any hope of you not having downs syndrome.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Backed into a corner by his own feathergayry, the basedboy will lash out in anger and fear

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, look at the chin

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dimetrodon is the BEST dinosaur, nerd!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a Theropod

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This kills the retard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not flight quills, assuming its not just a chinese fake

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying all feathers are flight quills
          >implying a North American animal is Chinese

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying all feathers are flight quills
            You're apparently doing that.
            I ask again why so much paleoart shows non-flying theropods as having flight quills as opposed to rudimentary ratite-type feathers, and everyone starts seething.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're apparently doing that.
              I’m not though. Do you think I’m the one putting all those dastardly flight feathers in every piece of paleoart?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they aren't flight feathers, they're feathers of the same type that would later be used for flight
                the structure has to exist before it can be adapted for a new purpose

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just because someone calls you retarded doesn’t necessarily mean they’re seething

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you do this on every thread about dinosaurs? This one wasn't even talking about the feather thing. Are you this desperate for approval?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For someone who says featherfags seethe whenever they see a scaly dinosaur, he sure does sperg out every time someone posts a feathered one in the exact way he describes the featherfags doing

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you walk up to a cassowary and try to pet it so you can spare the board from your threads

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not him, but you can pet wild emus if you know how to approach them. They're not too tricky I don't know how we'd get along with more carnivorous raptors though I wouldn't think it would be too dangerous or very successful either. I think they'd recognize how hazardous we are as a group and give us wide berth in most circumstances. We'd probably still have a lot of those rare and almost unique interactions where a goose/swan/ostrich (birds that under normal circumstances terrify normies) just loves some random guy. But like look at chimps they're super smart and like us and you'd have be mental to try to make friends with one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just hatch them and raise the like what we did with wolves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cassowaries are very standoffish, solitary birds. We have evidence of social behavior in some ancient theropods though. At least some ancient dinosaurs would have been amenable to pets, grooming, and proximity comfort.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dire wolf gf?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would have enjoyed cuddles and petting
    they still do

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like it tolerates petting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tolerates
        maybe it's kind of hard to tell sometimes birds of prey tend to be weird with their affections. It's not like cockatiels where just get within 3 feet of them and they put their head down to be preened.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah thats a happy bird. Raptors dont fuck around if they dont like something

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