Dinosaurs were normal animals rather than movie monsters, which means that many of them would have enjoyed cuddles and petting.

Dinosaurs were normal animals rather than movie monsters, which means that many of them would have enjoyed cuddles and petting. The same goes for smilodons, cave bears, dire wolves and other kinds of deadly prehistoric megafauna.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99% of dinosaurs are fake & gay israeli tricks

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think scaly animals with no feathers are movie monsters? Are you stupid and obsessed?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what about foot rubs

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Modern predators can be absolutely brutal and eat you alive.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why does it have flight quills when it doesnt fly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >flight quills
      lol moron
      feathers evolved before flight
      always a good laugh when one side of a "debate" has to purposefully misrepresent the facts to have any semblance of an argument

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source: Reddit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        feathers evolved before flight
        flight quills did not

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like how HG Wells even knew this when he wrote a brief history of the world in 1922 and it made people seethe then too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          HG Wells, the fiction writer?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            fiction, non-fiction, satire, cousin-fricker, teacher, student-fricker the man lived a life I'll say that though I don't agree with his politics.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This kills the feathergays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not a maniraptoran. Do you know how featherhomosexualry actually works or are you a DA paleo”artist”

      Lemme guess you think this is a dinosaur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you see feathers on that preserved ankylosaur?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll take that as an admission of your moronation. Stick to topics you can understand like wanting to frick birds and toxoplasmosos pitbull arguments.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Feathergay status: destroyed by reality

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing that was destroyed was any hope of you not having downs syndrome.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Backed into a corner by his own featherhomosexualry, the basedboy will lash out in anger and fear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, look at the chin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dimetrodon is the BEST dinosaur, nerd!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not a Theropod

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This kills the moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not flight quills, assuming its not just a chinese fake

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >implying all feathers are flight quills
          >implying a North American animal is Chinese

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >implying all feathers are flight quills
            You're apparently doing that.
            I ask again why so much paleoart shows non-flying theropods as having flight quills as opposed to rudimentary ratite-type feathers, and everyone starts seething.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >You're apparently doing that.
              I’m not though. Do you think I’m the one putting all those dastardly flight feathers in every piece of paleoart?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they aren't flight feathers, they're feathers of the same type that would later be used for flight
                the structure has to exist before it can be adapted for a new purpose

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Just because someone calls you moronic doesn’t necessarily mean they’re seething

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you do this on every thread about dinosaurs? This one wasn't even talking about the feather thing. Are you this desperate for approval?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For someone who says feathergays seethe whenever they see a scaly dinosaur, he sure does sperg out every time someone posts a feathered one in the exact way he describes the feathergays doing

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't you walk up to a cassowary and try to pet it so you can spare the board from your threads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not him, but you can pet wild emus if you know how to approach them. They're not too tricky I don't know how we'd get along with more carnivorous raptors though I wouldn't think it would be too dangerous or very successful either. I think they'd recognize how hazardous we are as a group and give us wide berth in most circumstances. We'd probably still have a lot of those rare and almost unique interactions where a goose/swan/ostrich (birds that under normal circumstances terrify normies) just loves some random guy. But like look at chimps they're super smart and like us and you'd have be mental to try to make friends with one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just hatch them and raise the like what we did with wolves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cassowaries are very standoffish, solitary birds. We have evidence of social behavior in some ancient theropods though. At least some ancient dinosaurs would have been amenable to pets, grooming, and proximity comfort.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dire wolf gf?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >would have enjoyed cuddles and petting
    they still do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks more like it tolerates petting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tolerates
        maybe it's kind of hard to tell sometimes birds of prey tend to be weird with their affections. It's not like wieneratiels where just get within 3 feet of them and they put their head down to be preened.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah thats a happy bird. Raptors dont frick around if they dont like something

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