Dinobros... Not like this...

Dinobros...
Not like this...

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bearbros, we wo-ACK

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh bearbros, we got too cocky…

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Similarly sized mammals can destroy virtually any reptile. Any serious high prey drive dog will ruin any monitor, a dog that knows how to kill and has experience hunting reptiles will kill any monitor in less than a few minutes ive seen it done many times it is a very easy kill for the dog. And this is just domestic dogs we are talking about. Small tiny ratels can kill huge 15 foot rock pythons too.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any serious high prey drive dog will ruin any monitor
      You know nothing about monitors if you actually think this lmao. They're probably some of the most vicious vertebrates on Earth pound for pound. Powerful jaws filled with curved teeth, long hooked claws, powerful tails that they love to use as whips, thick scaly hides, some are even venomous. A monitor of equal size would rip any dog to shreds. WEBM related isn't even a monitor btw, it's a Tegu which are essentially monitors but much less dangerous.
      >a dog that knows how to kill and has experience hunting reptiles will kill any monitor in less than a few minute
      Yes, a dog that's trained to kill a certain type of prey can kill that prey. What you're saying is like if I said that a domestic dog would easily kill a wolf and cited borzois as proof.
      >ive seen it done many times
      Sure you have.
      >Small tiny ratels can kill huge 15 foot rock pythons too
      Pythons commonly hunt and kill honey badgers. Hell, they even eat adult hyenas.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coping mammalfag detected. Probably a furry too.

      I remembered T-rex to be 15 meter. I take it my childhood books were wrong? 12 meter is registered in my brain as allosaurus length.

      Paleontologists are retards who can't measure, it is well known.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost like they mostly have guesswork to go off of, civilian.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The average croc monitor weighs about as much as a Jack Russell and would make mince meat out of one

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bottom image is pretty erotic ngl

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tips it over no problem
    >Chomp
    Dinos probably had mouths akin to Komodos today, full of bacteria, so one good gash from the teeth would eventually end the bear, even if it somehow overpowered a rex.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By that logic a bear could kill an elephant since an elephant weighs the same as a t rex but we all know that’s never happened

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephants have tusks and a trunk to defend themselves, the T.Rex’s tiny arms are useless to reach the bear and defend its weak underside and throat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If only the rex had some kind of equalizer for the tiny arms to still make it a formidable animal.
        Like...a huge skull armed with deadly teeth and the most powerful jaws known from any land carnivore...or something. Purely hypothetical here of course...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What mobility level was T-Rex neck

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enough to fight triceratops, aka dinosaur elephant.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't it be more comparable to a rhino?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trikes are larger than you imagine.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Triceratops is bigger than an elephant

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. One nearly double the size of the largest living rhinos
                with an extra pair of elephant tusks, but of at least twice the maximum size, above its brows,
                a parrot-like hooked beak the size of a man's head and batteries of potentially bone grinding teeth, both attached to the strongest herbivore bite of all time,
                and a dinner table sized ivory shield protecting its neck, yes. (still T. rex is proven to be able to bite a grown Tric's head in half).

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sue could probably lick her own cloaca.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dont make me imagine that…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that would be ridiculous, just give it some badass cyborg blade gun arms

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We should give it lasers

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardly an accurate representation:

    Male Adult Grizly when standing on their hindlegs could be 2,4 meters, 1,5 M when standing on all four. Average Trex Height is 5-6 meters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh bearbros?
      What the fuck is this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remembered T-rex to be 15 meter. I take it my childhood books were wrong? 12 meter is registered in my brain as allosaurus length.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When T.rex was considered a Carnosaur its length was adjusted for that clade whose members have more caudal vertebrae than Ceolurosaurs.
          12m is oversized for Allosaurus. But seems accurate for Saurophaganax or Epanterias which are inexplicably giant Allosaurs that lived seemingly alongside normal Allosaurs.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >inexplicably giant Allosaurs that lived seemingly alongside normal Allosaurs.
            There's nothing strange about that though. Look at how wolves live alongside coyotes and lions and tigers live alongside leopards. Or how monitor lizards of all sizes live alongside each other in Australia and tropical Asia.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not comparable niches though, back then there were at least 2 food pyramid levels above what we today consider "apex predators" plus there was already an oversaturation of giant carnivore taxa in the Morrison Formation. With now knowing that Ceratosaurus "dentisulcatus" could surpass young adult Allosauri in volume, from Ornitholestes to Torvosaurus there are not any empty niches left for Allosaurus to thrive at any ontogenic stage as much as it did, especially if you consider the potential of competition for the various totally just undiscovered growth stages of the nearly identical Saurophaganax.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there are not any empty niches left for Allosaurus to thrive at any ontogenic stage as much as it did, especially if you consider the potential of competition for the various totally just undiscovered growth stages of the nearly identical Saurophaganax.
                Was it ever proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Saurophaganx is *not* just a fully grown Allosaurus? Are the animals really that different? I don't claim to have any insider knowledge of the newest finds, I just know that I've read (on here, actually) that no fully grown Allosaurus has ever been found, meanwhile we also have a larger but very similar animal of which we have no juveniles. I'm just saying, it raisies an eyebrow.
                As for why Allosaurus was so successful, maybe it comes down to something about its lifestyle or social behavior, things that don't fossilize. Or maybe just by virtue of being a very common, jack-of-all-trades predator it was able to remain a force in its ecosystem by virtue of sheer numbers.

                https://i.imgur.com/fTEjU8Z.jpg

                Yes. One nearly double the size of the largest living rhinos
                with an extra pair of elephant tusks, but of at least twice the maximum size, above its brows,
                a parrot-like hooked beak the size of a man's head and batteries of potentially bone grinding teeth, both attached to the strongest herbivore bite of all time,
                and a dinner table sized ivory shield protecting its neck, yes. (still T. rex is proven to be able to bite a grown Tric's head in half).

                >Brian Engh
                Ew.
                (agree with your write-up though)

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was probably the fact it was a general feeder which is good when youre a mid sized predator, it can scavenge, it uses it claws to hold down smaller prey, and a powerful neck for larger one, along with the fact its an extremely durable species, for whatever reason they keep finding specimens that have all sorts of fucked up problems that have healed

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I just know that I've read (on here, actually) that no fully grown Allosaurus has ever been found, meanwhile we also have a larger but very similar animal of which we have no juveniles. I'm just saying, it raisies an eyebrow
                ^This.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    T-rexes were slower than the average human, as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could easily hunt down the average human despite that

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears are undefeatable when it comes to land animals. Literally the heavyweight champ, they have the perfect mix of smarts, speed, strength, and agility that lets them win even if another animal might have one aspect superior, the bear has the better mix. Dinos are a LARP anyways, they're not scary land dragons they're oversized chickens who are literal retards if you've ever had chickens.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chickens are also fast a vicious. Chickens can easily body animals that are their weight or less. There's a reason why weasels attack at night and not the day.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    T-Rex was a scavenger anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you scavange some bitches

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >T-Rex
      Opinion discarded

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And so are grizzlies then retard.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      top jej

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put me in the screencap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god tier drawanon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My screen has now been sprayed with beer fuck you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice OC bretty good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fucking face on the bear, stellar work anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wow. It's so much better than the original.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best OC I've seen in years. Might have to steal a crop for steam if that's cool. If not, fuck you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reads almost like Aesop. Great work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome that you drew this to shit on that book quote lol.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glorious

    • 4 months ago
      Gus

      10/10

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bear > t. rex
    housecat > bear
    therefore

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young black bear males are adorably cowardly. I felt bad chasing one off my deck because he hung off the edge and gave me the saddest face as I charged him. Looked like a hungry teddy bear. But fuck that.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >might
    holy cope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the t-rex wins because...because......uhm....

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno being more than a dozen times the weight of the bear has something to do with it? (T. rex' hollow bones included, it's more like 20 times the bears size in sheer volume)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >might well
      *

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

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