Deinosuchus

just a reminder that T-rex did NOT have the strongest bite force, nor was it even the biggest land predator in its own period, since that belonged to the allmighty deinosuchus.

cope and seethe, rexy fans, crocodilians remain on top

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what the jaw pop sounded like.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to get a deinosuchus figure
    >almost all of them just have a regular modern crocodile physique
    >pretty much none have the "huge head, small body, enormous tail" dimensions that deinosuchus really had
    It sucks.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >allmighty deinosuchus

    lmao I bet a Purussaurus can bite him in two

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      D. hatcheri is almost twice the size of purussaurus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dr hatcheri?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What’s his PHd in

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Croctology

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That Deinosuchus seems extremely oversized

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a based namegay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately the rest of the thread happened so seems like that’s not the case

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gator ancestor is a godzilla murdermoster that could rip a t-rex's head off
    >modern gators are pure fricking pussies that exist to be mogged by crocodiles
    what happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what happened?
      They became American. All the burgers and milkshakes made them soft and flabby.
      No other country sucks down milkshakes like Americans do.
      Cows' milk puts like 60kg of weight on a calf in a matter of months.
      Americans are sucking down a super-sized cow's milk shake with 15 spoonfuls of high-fructose corn syrup to go with their double-bacon cheeseburger and large fries every day. You couldn't make it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't all that make them bigger though?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >You couldn't make it up
        After fabricating an entire stoey

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that feel when fat fetish

    • 1 month ago
      elipo

      well it wasn't their ancestors, more like a cousin that got extinct

      but yeah, since they had a U shaped jaw, they could'nt catch fish better than crocs, so got destroyed and ended up moving to inland swamps with more animals

      once there, growing too big was not really the best idea since they were mostly eating small preys, so they became weaker than crocs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the Tr-J event did a number on them resulting in the dinosaur meta (prior to that, crocodilomorphs, synapsids and dinosaurs were all found throughout many niches) but the K-T event opened up opportunities and terrestrial species of crocs ended up being the largest land predators for the first 50 million years of the "age of mammals." What really raped them was the quarternary ice ages plus the rise of man. crocodiles were more or less limited to their current niche prior to man but humans killed the last terrestrial crocodillians. The last species went extinct circa 2000 BC in Poylnesia and Melanisia.

      Modern gators are the most cold tolerant crocs by far so that's the superpower they traded being fricking enormous for. if climate change keeps up they might be able to get bigger again.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That just looks like your average saltwater crocodile.
    I've seen bigger salties in the culverts under the highway though Kakadu.

    • 1 month ago
      elipo

      ah yes, you totally saw record breaking crocs that surpassed the ten meters...

      for sure anon for sure

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs, while cool and based, are objectively inferior to crocodiles
    This is a fact one must accept when they grow up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crocodiles are dinosaurs

      • 1 month ago
        elipo

        fricking moron, i don't even need to explain why you're a moron, a google search coul've avoided this post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is pretending to be moronic a hip trend on this board?

          welcome to the internet

          the person you replied to is called a "troll"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is pretending to be moronic a hip trend on this board?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          On every board actually, and it's not new.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pretending

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >largest land predator
    >land predator
    >land

    • 1 month ago
      elipo

      moron, you do realise that crocs are not aquatic animals right? they're amphibious.
      >can walk on land
      >hunted land animals

      yeah that's a land animal, your argument is moronic, that'd be like saying a hippo isn't a land animal

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Spend 75% of his time in water
        >On land only to bask in the sun
        >Land predator
        That shitty bait doesn't even deserve a (You)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if it hunts by using its feet to support itself on the ground instead of floating it's a land predator

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the ability to walk on land doesn't mean that's where it hunts anon. a zebra in the middle of a field wouldn't be scared of a crocodile suddenly grabbing it for the same reason it wouldn't have any reason to be afraid of a lion pouncing on it while it's crossing a river.

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