>cute. >soft. >cuddly. >silly. >nearly perfect killing machines

>cute
>soft
>cuddly
>silly
>nearly perfect killing machines
what did god mean by this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I struck a cat with a stick (it was being aggressive). Not so tough now

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "hunting success rate" is such a moronic reddit stat

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are we talking about cats or philosophy now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it has to do with some Shrodingus guy, he put a cat in a box and nobody knows what happened to it since, this apparently has to do something with high energy particle physics but I couldn't really tell you why

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you got toxoplasmosis actually

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be highly evolved ocean predator with finlets for aerodynamic perfection and a countercurrent exchange system that lets its blood maintain a higher temperature than the surrounding water
    >get dragged up by a big net and put into tin cans

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think cats can make good pets, but owners are so godamn stupid in general and ferals are just straight up pests.

    They aren't pets by any meaningful definition once they are abandoned to the outdoors.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly perfect killing machines
    >nearly
    Cope.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly
    >cheap gross feeling fur
    >will scratch your cornea with poopy razor claws if you look at it sideways
    >catgay """"""humour""""
    >sucks at everything except being an nuicance
    god's sense of humor involves creating morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely boiling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im sure petting your gross molting poop cat will help you simmer down 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ya wan ba naw..
            am i supposed to know what that means?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*mogs your hunting success rate*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fugg forgot image

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adorable
    >Always photogenic
    >Stealthy and camouflage expert
    >Has survived hundreds of millions of years
    >Predates Dinosaurs
    >Usually friendly maneured as long as you get them to know them or don't startle them.
    >Also killing machines that wouldn't hesitate to eat you were they your size and unlike cats, will not wait until you're dead to attempt to eat you alive despite being tiny.
    I'm starting to see a theme here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can bump your stats quite a bit if you set INT to 0.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God doesn't exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone had to create the universe. the demiurge says he did it out of nowhere, and odin says he did it by killing someone and making all that exists out of his body. i'm gonna go with the demiurge as long as he admits he didn't come out of nowhere himself.

      also cats are able to sense hylics and automatically dislike them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Two words: big bang.
        Everything else is a tale made up by humans

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where did the big bang come from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Quantum vacuum. The universe was made out of nothingness, and in a trillion years it will return to nothingness. We'll never find out how to break free, and outside it's simply more of the same anyway.
            Humans want there to be meaning and patterns because our short existence has much of both, but at the larger scale there is neither. It's all noise, and your god is within it only because you want it to be so.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Where did the quantum vacuum come from?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Quantum vacuum isn't anything. It's more like the lack of anything. Why there is anything instead of nothing is a philosophical question with no answer. Not even an omniscient god could answer it without a circular reference.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why isn’t there spontaneous generation if things can come out of nothing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Quantum vacuum isn't anything
                The Quantum Vacuum exists, and therefore is something. Where did it come from? And then you've said quantum weirdness exists, but that had to come from somewhere too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It does not have to come from anywhere. The question "where does it come from" can only ever lead to circular logic if you keep asking. Therefore the existence of the universe has no logical basis. It's turtles all the way down. We may peer beyond the quantum world one day and see some even more fundamental behavior, but the goal posts will move, and the question will remain.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >goal posts will move, and the question will remain
                the Irony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It only seems ironic if you're sub 100 IQ

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >w-we'll find it soon
                promissory bullshit as always, huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I already told you there is nothing at the end of a rainbow. The question is senseless and the answer equally so.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not worship of the void, I swear!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay moron, enjoy your fantasy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not as effective as you think it is when your shit is just as moronic. It'll just be a no u battle from here on out.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is no battle. It's a child who desperately wants Santa to be real and an adult saying he does not. Well where do presents come from? The parents. And where do the parents get them? The store. And where does the store get them? A chain of manufacturers. And where do the manufacturers get them? Mines and wells. And a dozen steps later I'm forced to say that it all probably came from fluctuations in a quantum vacuum billions of years ago, which the child takes to mean that the question can't be answered therefore the adult is lying and Santa must be real.
                I have lead you to water. I don't care if you refuse to drink.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                There you go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                better to worship the void that the true god came into existence within than some fake god that wowed primitive monkey men with fire tricks/thunder/etc and then told them his shitpost tier opinions were objective moral truth.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How can we reproduce this? This is religious worship of the void.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not worship you moron. Is realizing the nature of thermodynamics worship of energy? No, it's just accepting the limits of what can be done. There are a lot of disappointing answers to the hopeful questions of mankind.

                Why isn’t there spontaneous generation if things can come out of nothing?

                There is and it happens constantly all over the place, but not at a scale we can easily observe. Many physical effects are a result of quantum weirdness. Our universe appears to be deterministic at our level of being, but it's actually locally inconsistent.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I will continue to search for meaning even if there is none and there nothing you can fricking do about it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"big bang" homies be like: my ancestor :*~~

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's not MY ancestor, after what he did... That fricking butthole.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. He cute

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly perfect killing machines
    Humans mog the frick out of every other animal that has ever existed in terms of ability to kill, cats (all kinds not just domestic cats) are only okay at it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Domestic cats have poor hunt success rates compared to their wild cousins and mostly eat bugs and fat, docile birds. The perfect killing machine is an amur tiger not that catlet.

    A better question would be why the cutest and friendliest dogs have 2x the bite force of a pitbull and why cheetahs, capable of killing a man, would make better friends than housecats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't it have something to do with the fact Cheetah only see fast moving animals as prey? I thought that was why they are so docile, because humans are too slow for their tastes (literally)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because cheetahs are more social and see other front-eyes as more cheetah than not- cheetah.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tfw no cheetah fren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The perfect killing machine is an amur tiger not that catlet.
      The most successful hunters among cats are catlets.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The success rate for bigger cats is gimped by human interference

        In untouched wilderness big cats easily reach 70-90% on much more difficult prey than juvenile field mice. Catlets don't deal with anything that can kill them.

        Domestic cats, the cuddly silly ones, have a shitty 32% success rate and have been observed socializing with and running from rats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >big cats easily reach 70-90%
          Where did you get this number?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *Blocks your homosexual autistic path*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do these autistic gaygorts ever hunt anything that can kill them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Domestecated cats are one of earths worst invasive species. Hunting bitds, smal mamals and lizzatds to extinction and are a permanent risk for local populations of their prey species, even woth species that coevolved with cats.

      Cats are acctually really shitty hunters. Don't ask me how they can survive without human support in the wild.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t survive. Humans constantly resupply the feral population due to outdoor cat homosexualry. Yes, cats are fine! The problem is 100% people!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic cats have one of the highest catch rate and experts have theorized that it was due to always being in good shape thanks to human care.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrect. It’s less than half a wild cat’s.

        Remember when Romans domesticated weasels because cats were too useless?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's partly because people put bells on their collars to stop them from getting the jump on wild animals. If one of my cat's collars comes off when they're outside I'm almost guaranteed to come home to feathers and a bird carcass strewn about all over the floor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its because they’re moronic.

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