Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight?

Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this fucking image about

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pitbull and roo squaring up to decide who tops. the pitbull doesn't have a great win record.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the kangaroo is portrayed as basedjak then yes
    if the pitbull is portrayed as basedjak then no

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. They'd both be fairly evenly matched, I imagine.

    Broadly speaking Roos fuck dogs up. Dogs can't latch on because Roos are capable of fighting with four limbs at once, or, even more scary, their arms and tail. When they're leaning back it's less threatening, they're just playing with the dog, bouncing it around, but when they stabilise themselves - *THWOMP* - dog pancake.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm, i love that sheath and dog ass, i wish it had a closer look

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      roo balls are funnier

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the webm where a warthog disembowels pitbuls when they get pitched against each other.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay we know a pitbull can kill a Boomer Kangaroo, but what about a Chimp vs Kangaroo?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taking this a step further, who would win between a cassowary and a pitbull

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cassowaries have been killed by feral dogs, but at the same time one good kick would disembowel the dog so dunno. If the pitbull latches on it might be over for the bird

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about cassowary vs kangaroo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pitbull

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with that pit's asshole?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the owner not the breed 😉

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try me fido.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do they use their arms for that requires them to build muscle like that

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Picking up girls. Female kangaroos select for big arms when choosing a mate.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boxing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jerking it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A roo would demolish that inbred shithead with ease

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope. lesser dogs have killed roos

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roos have also killed bigger dogs

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're known to drown dogs. Kangaroos are bigger than a person so they have no problem dragging even large dogs into some water and just holding them under

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, that's fucking brutal. Do they even eat meat? How do they get so buff?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which dogs though? There's a difference between killing a husky and killing a Dogo argentino

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, so they provoke the roos every time.

                It helps that collies are even weaker than huskies.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Collies are cheap dogs tbh. Every poorfag in australia has one. They bite more people than bullmastiffs.

                Stupid too. All they can do is memorize commands. Smart dogs dont get drowned by a kangaroo.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to find a list of all the dogs they drowned which I don't think exists anywhere.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, so they provoke the roos every time.

                It helps that collies are even weaker than huskies.

                I really doubt they kill big dogs and a pitbull should have no trouble with them. Dingos hardly weigh over 50 pounds and get destroyed in pit fights against curs. The best they can do is deter them

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thats why I said they mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, but they’re too weak to fight.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've also seen a pitbull kill a 400 pound animal which is insane

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's nothing. try 500

                Honestly they're some of the best dogs out there

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The best dogs for killing women and children. An animal that suicidally charges into certain death because it loves attacking things is the perfect animal. Other dogs and their “docility” are worthless here in serbia where I can’t afford a gun.

                Over 280 dead americans in the past 15 years agree, pitbulls are a cut above other dogs. It’s impossible to train the bloodlust out of these fat knotted chad dogs. Not even rottweilers can compete.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds pretty based

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is. If i knock a woman up i can get out of child support consequences free. If someone owes me money i just invite them to my hoise! Dangerous dog laws only charge me with negligent homicide if dog has bitten before, comrade. New pitbull has never bitten before, but will bite soon. No other dog compares.

                “He’s never done this before, he was well trained” pffahahaha! Thank you based pibble!

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it aint easy being gansgta. destroying animals 20x bigger than themselves including roos

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be collie cuck or cucksky twink
                >probably wont do shit to a baby
                >gets heemed by every wild animal
                >based pibble
                >100% kill rate against everything even tigers
                Pitbulls are too based for this world. Thank you anti BSL people for legalizing late term abortion.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why he's the AMERICAN pitbull terrier. God's land and God's dog.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh no god is outdated and racist. Pitbulls are atheists and america is atheist. Biden 2024.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just like the based black men, Pitbulls believe in a higher power to bless them with superior genes. Kanye 2024

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Racists can stick to their weak german shepherds. Pitbulls are on the right side of history.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just gonna assume every pibble poster is some inbred Hispanic or moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It might be a chained, scared, small tiger but it’s still a fuckin tiger

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thnk Pitbulls hold the title for domestic dogs killing animals much bigger than itself. There's some that die to animals almost half it's self

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which are they?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally every other dog. For instance a 100lb german shepherd will be killed by a 30lb pitbull if no one intervenes. Once they lock on the other dog can bite and bite, but without a holding instinct the pitbull will just ignore the pain. Only by biting and holding back and bleeding out the other dog can a pitbull be defeated (or just have hands)

                also most dogs, due to not being very aggressive or dangerous to anything heavier than 5 or 10 pounds, can be taken out by badgers and raccoons.

                Aggression is aggression you can't get someone that fights back who doesn't also pick fights.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally all of them that aren't pitbulls
                >bull lurcher almost killed by badger
                https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/badger-baiting-flint-killed-dog--9448452
                would have died if its owner weren't republican enough to kill an animal.

                Jagdterrier won't ever lose to a an animal half it's size.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally all of them that aren't pitbulls
                >bull lurcher almost killed by badger
                https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/badger-baiting-flint-killed-dog--9448452
                would have died if its owner weren't republican enough to kill an animal.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know of Leopards killing LGDs bigger than themselves and husky dying to a python almost twice as small. Won't post it here though

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huskies pose absolutely no threat to anything bigger than a cat. All the abuse, neglect, and shit breeding people put them through and 9/13 of the fatalities attributed to them were infants. In almost all of the cases they're described as "bite marks on the head" not "severely maimed/mauled", meaning the dog just picked the thing up and dropped it.

                For comparison pitbulls and german shepherds normally kill ambulatory toddlers. Huskies could try I guess, but they wouldn't be able to. They're not aggressive enough to do real damage to anything large.

                When discussing animal fights they're an automatic lose. They're literally large pomeranians.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                a toddler would destroy a husky in a fight. at first the dumb sled cuck would think they made a friend, but then little jamie would come in with his safety scissors and freshly sharpened pencil and the cucksky wouldn't know what hit it. it would die a slow and agonizing death screaming and writhing on the ground, and then the based toddler would go finger paint on the walls with its blood.

                toddlers: 1
                dogs: 0

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they ugly

                Maybe. They'd both be fairly evenly matched, I imagine.

                Broadly speaking Roos fuck dogs up. Dogs can't latch on because Roos are capable of fighting with four limbs at once, or, even more scary, their arms and tail. When they're leaning back it's less threatening, they're just playing with the dog, bouncing it around, but when they stabilise themselves - *THWOMP* - dog pancake.

                *TWOMP*

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                agreed. that kid is hideous.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No have you seen their claws?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if dingos can kill kangaroos then so can pitbulls

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it manages to latch on where the legs cant reach.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If it catches a kick, the roo wins instantly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if it bites a leg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a video of a pitbull taking fatal kicks from a Clydesdale and still going, so a kick from a roo wouldn’t be an instant win by any means

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it didn't die it wasn't a fatal kick dumbass.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It did die dumbass. Fatal doesn’t necessarily mean instantly fatal

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              source?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fist of the north star was a documentary, filmed in real time.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >immune to pain and has no self-preservation instincts
    probably

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitbulls aren't immune to pain, they just react with more aggression to pain. Normal dogs will either run away in reaction to pain or scream in agony, pitbulls will just go into a wild rage instead. They are wired differently, because they were selectively bred to be this way.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a video where a pitbull gets gutted by a boar and keeps on attacking while its intestines are turning into ropium.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pitbulls have one of the best pain tolerance in the animal kingdom. this is nothing new

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No you are wrong they aren't bred to be aggressive stop the misinformation on pitbulls chud. It is how they are raised not genetics!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are several videos of 4-8 week pit shaped puppies trying to kill eath other. Those in womb training programs are intense.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            baited

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not bait if it's on a platter

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally bred for agression against other animals since 19th century
          >its how they are raised

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily, just look at how they rip apart humans.

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