Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight?

Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is this fricking image about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pitbull and roo squaring up to decide who tops. the pitbull doesn't have a great win record.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if the kangaroo is portrayed as basedjak then yes
    if the pitbull is portrayed as basedjak then no

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. They'd both be fairly evenly matched, I imagine.

    Broadly speaking Roos frick dogs up. Dogs can't latch on because Roos are capable of fighting with four limbs at once, or, even more scary, their arms and tail. When they're leaning back it's less threatening, they're just playing with the dog, bouncing it around, but when they stabilise themselves - *THWOMP* - dog pancake.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mmm, i love that sheath and dog ass, i wish it had a closer look

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      roo balls are funnier

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the webm where a warthog disembowels pitbuls when they get pitched against each other.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay we know a pitbull can kill a Boomer Kangaroo, but what about a Chimp vs Kangaroo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Taking this a step further, who would win between a cassowary and a pitbull

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cassowaries have been killed by feral dogs, but at the same time one good kick would disembowel the dog so dunno. If the pitbull latches on it might be over for the bird

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what about cassowary vs kangaroo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pitbull

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with that pit's butthole?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its the owner not the breed 😉

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Try me fido.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do they use their arms for that requires them to build muscle like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Picking up girls. Female kangaroos select for big arms when choosing a mate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Boxing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jerking it

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A roo would demolish that inbred shithead with ease

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope. lesser dogs have killed roos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roos have also killed bigger dogs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're known to drown dogs. Kangaroos are bigger than a person so they have no problem dragging even large dogs into some water and just holding them under

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, that's fricking brutal. Do they even eat meat? How do they get so buff?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Which dogs though? There's a difference between killing a husky and killing a Dogo argentino

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, so they provoke the roos every time.

                It helps that collies are even weaker than huskies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Collies are cheap dogs tbh. Every poorgay in australia has one. They bite more people than bullmastiffs.

                Stupid too. All they can do is memorize commands. Smart dogs dont get drowned by a kangaroo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to find a list of all the dogs they drowned which I don't think exists anywhere.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, so they provoke the roos every time.

                It helps that collies are even weaker than huskies.

                I really doubt they kill big dogs and a pitbull should have no trouble with them. Dingos hardly weigh over 50 pounds and get destroyed in pit fights against curs. The best they can do is deter them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thats why I said they mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, but they’re too weak to fight.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've also seen a pitbull kill a 400 pound animal which is insane

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's nothing. try 500

                Honestly they're some of the best dogs out there

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The best dogs for killing women and children. An animal that suicidally charges into certain death because it loves attacking things is the perfect animal. Other dogs and their “docility” are worthless here in serbia where I can’t afford a gun.

                Over 280 dead americans in the past 15 years agree, pitbulls are a cut above other dogs. It’s impossible to train the bloodlust out of these fat knotted chad dogs. Not even rottweilers can compete.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That sounds pretty based

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is. If i knock a woman up i can get out of child support consequences free. If someone owes me money i just invite them to my hoise! Dangerous dog laws only charge me with negligent homicide if dog has bitten before, comrade. New pitbull has never bitten before, but will bite soon. No other dog compares.

                “He’s never done this before, he was well trained” pffahahaha! Thank you based pibble!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it aint easy being gansgta. destroying animals 20x bigger than themselves including roos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be collie cuck or cucksky twink
                >probably wont do shit to a baby
                >gets heemed by every wild animal
                >based pibble
                >100% kill rate against everything even tigers
                Pitbulls are too based for this world. Thank you anti BSL people for legalizing late term abortion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's why he's the AMERICAN pitbull terrier. God's land and God's dog.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Uh no god is outdated and racist. Pitbulls are atheists and america is atheist. Biden 2024.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just like the based black men, Pitbulls believe in a higher power to bless them with superior genes. Kanye 2024

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based. Racists can stick to their weak german shepherds. Pitbulls are on the right side of history.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just gonna assume every pibble poster is some inbred Hispanic or Black person.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It might be a chained, scared, small tiger but it’s still a frickin tiger

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I thnk Pitbulls hold the title for domestic dogs killing animals much bigger than itself. There's some that die to animals almost half it's self

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which are they?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally every other dog. For instance a 100lb german shepherd will be killed by a 30lb pitbull if no one intervenes. Once they lock on the other dog can bite and bite, but without a holding instinct the pitbull will just ignore the pain. Only by biting and holding back and bleeding out the other dog can a pitbull be defeated (or just have hands)

                also most dogs, due to not being very aggressive or dangerous to anything heavier than 5 or 10 pounds, can be taken out by badgers and raccoons.

                Aggression is aggression you can't get someone that fights back who doesn't also pick fights.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally all of them that aren't pitbulls
                >bull lurcher almost killed by badger
                https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/badger-baiting-flint-killed-dog--9448452
                would have died if its owner weren't republican enough to kill an animal.

                Jagdterrier won't ever lose to a an animal half it's size.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally all of them that aren't pitbulls
                >bull lurcher almost killed by badger
                https://www.dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wales-news/badger-baiting-flint-killed-dog--9448452
                would have died if its owner weren't republican enough to kill an animal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know of Leopards killing LGDs bigger than themselves and husky dying to a python almost twice as small. Won't post it here though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Huskies pose absolutely no threat to anything bigger than a cat. All the abuse, neglect, and shit breeding people put them through and 9/13 of the fatalities attributed to them were infants. In almost all of the cases they're described as "bite marks on the head" not "severely maimed/mauled", meaning the dog just picked the thing up and dropped it.

                For comparison pitbulls and german shepherds normally kill ambulatory toddlers. Huskies could try I guess, but they wouldn't be able to. They're not aggressive enough to do real damage to anything large.

                When discussing animal fights they're an automatic lose. They're literally large pomeranians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a toddler would destroy a husky in a fight. at first the dumb sled cuck would think they made a friend, but then little jamie would come in with his safety scissors and freshly sharpened pencil and the cucksky wouldn't know what hit it. it would die a slow and agonizing death screaming and writhing on the ground, and then the based toddler would go finger paint on the walls with its blood.

                toddlers: 1
                dogs: 0

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they ugly

                Maybe. They'd both be fairly evenly matched, I imagine.

                Broadly speaking Roos frick dogs up. Dogs can't latch on because Roos are capable of fighting with four limbs at once, or, even more scary, their arms and tail. When they're leaning back it's less threatening, they're just playing with the dog, bouncing it around, but when they stabilise themselves - *THWOMP* - dog pancake.

                *TWOMP*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                agreed. that kid is hideous.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No have you seen their claws?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if dingos can kill kangaroos then so can pitbulls

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it manages to latch on where the legs cant reach.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. If it catches a kick, the roo wins instantly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what if it bites a leg

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a video of a pitbull taking fatal kicks from a Clydesdale and still going, so a kick from a roo wouldn’t be an instant win by any means

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If it didn't die it wasn't a fatal kick dumbass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It did die dumbass. Fatal doesn’t necessarily mean instantly fatal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              source?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fist of the north star was a documentary, filmed in real time.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >immune to pain and has no self-preservation instincts
    probably

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pitbulls aren't immune to pain, they just react with more aggression to pain. Normal dogs will either run away in reaction to pain or scream in agony, pitbulls will just go into a wild rage instead. They are wired differently, because they were selectively bred to be this way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a video where a pitbull gets gutted by a boar and keeps on attacking while its intestines are turning into ropium.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pitbulls have one of the best pain tolerance in the animal kingdom. this is nothing new

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No you are wrong they aren't bred to be aggressive stop the misinformation on pitbulls chud. It is how they are raised not genetics!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are several videos of 4-8 week pit shaped puppies trying to kill eath other. Those in womb training programs are intense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            baited

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not bait if it's on a platter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally bred for agression against other animals since 19th century
          >its how they are raised

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easily, just look at how they rip apart humans.

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