Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight? Posted on October 11, 2022 by Anonymous Could a pitbull beat a kangaroo in a fight?
what is this fucking image about
pitbull and roo squaring up to decide who tops. the pitbull doesn't have a great win record.
if the kangaroo is portrayed as basedjak then yes
if the pitbull is portrayed as basedjak then no
Maybe. They'd both be fairly evenly matched, I imagine.
Broadly speaking Roos fuck dogs up. Dogs can't latch on because Roos are capable of fighting with four limbs at once, or, even more scary, their arms and tail. When they're leaning back it's less threatening, they're just playing with the dog, bouncing it around, but when they stabilise themselves - *THWOMP* - dog pancake.
mmm, i love that sheath and dog ass, i wish it had a closer look
roo balls are funnier
someone post the webm where a warthog disembowels pitbuls when they get pitched against each other.
Okay we know a pitbull can kill a Boomer Kangaroo, but what about a Chimp vs Kangaroo?
Taking this a step further, who would win between a cassowary and a pitbull
Cassowaries have been killed by feral dogs, but at the same time one good kick would disembowel the dog so dunno. If the pitbull latches on it might be over for the bird
what about cassowary vs kangaroo
whats wrong with that pit's asshole?
its the owner not the breed 😉
Try me fido.
What do they use their arms for that requires them to build muscle like that
Picking up girls. Female kangaroos select for big arms when choosing a mate.
A roo would demolish that inbred shithead with ease
nope. lesser dogs have killed roos
Roos have also killed bigger dogs
They're known to drown dogs. Kangaroos are bigger than a person so they have no problem dragging even large dogs into some water and just holding them under
Holy shit, that's fucking brutal. Do they even eat meat? How do they get so buff?
Which dogs though? There's a difference between killing a husky and killing a Dogo argentino
They mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, so they provoke the roos every time.
It helps that collies are even weaker than huskies.
Collies are cheap dogs tbh. Every poorfag in australia has one. They bite more people than bullmastiffs.
Stupid too. All they can do is memorize commands. Smart dogs dont get drowned by a kangaroo.
You'd have to find a list of all the dogs they drowned which I don't think exists anywhere.
I really doubt they kill big dogs and a pitbull should have no trouble with them. Dingos hardly weigh over 50 pounds and get destroyed in pit fights against curs. The best they can do is deter them
Thats why I said they mostly kill collies. They’re aggressive, but they’re too weak to fight.
I've also seen a pitbull kill a 400 pound animal which is insane
That's nothing. try 500
Honestly they're some of the best dogs out there
The best dogs for killing women and children. An animal that suicidally charges into certain death because it loves attacking things is the perfect animal. Other dogs and their “docility” are worthless here in serbia where I can’t afford a gun.
Over 280 dead americans in the past 15 years agree, pitbulls are a cut above other dogs. It’s impossible to train the bloodlust out of these fat knotted chad dogs. Not even rottweilers can compete.
That sounds pretty based
It is. If i knock a woman up i can get out of child support consequences free. If someone owes me money i just invite them to my hoise! Dangerous dog laws only charge me with negligent homicide if dog has bitten before, comrade. New pitbull has never bitten before, but will bite soon. No other dog compares.
“He’s never done this before, he was well trained” pffahahaha! Thank you based pibble!
it aint easy being gansgta. destroying animals 20x bigger than themselves including roos
>be collie cuck or cucksky twink
>probably wont do shit to a baby
>gets heemed by every wild animal
>100% kill rate against everything even tigers
Pitbulls are too based for this world. Thank you anti BSL people for legalizing late term abortion.
That's why he's the AMERICAN pitbull terrier. God's land and God's dog.
Uh no god is outdated and racist. Pitbulls are atheists and america is atheist. Biden 2024.
Just like the based black men, Pitbulls believe in a higher power to bless them with superior genes. Kanye 2024
Based. Racists can stick to their weak german shepherds. Pitbulls are on the right side of history.
Just gonna assume every pibble poster is some inbred Hispanic or moron.
It might be a chained, scared, small tiger but it’s still a fuckin tiger
I thnk Pitbulls hold the title for domestic dogs killing animals much bigger than itself. There's some that die to animals almost half it's self
Which are they?
Literally every other dog. For instance a 100lb german shepherd will be killed by a 30lb pitbull if no one intervenes. Once they lock on the other dog can bite and bite, but without a holding instinct the pitbull will just ignore the pain. Only by biting and holding back and bleeding out the other dog can a pitbull be defeated (or just have hands)
also most dogs, due to not being very aggressive or dangerous to anything heavier than 5 or 10 pounds, can be taken out by badgers and raccoons.
Aggression is aggression you can't get someone that fights back who doesn't also pick fights.
Jagdterrier won't ever lose to a an animal half it's size.
literally all of them that aren't pitbulls
>bull lurcher almost killed by badger
would have died if its owner weren't republican enough to kill an animal.
I know of Leopards killing LGDs bigger than themselves and husky dying to a python almost twice as small. Won't post it here though
Huskies pose absolutely no threat to anything bigger than a cat. All the abuse, neglect, and shit breeding people put them through and 9/13 of the fatalities attributed to them were infants. In almost all of the cases they're described as "bite marks on the head" not "severely maimed/mauled", meaning the dog just picked the thing up and dropped it.
For comparison pitbulls and german shepherds normally kill ambulatory toddlers. Huskies could try I guess, but they wouldn't be able to. They're not aggressive enough to do real damage to anything large.
When discussing animal fights they're an automatic lose. They're literally large pomeranians.
a toddler would destroy a husky in a fight. at first the dumb sled cuck would think they made a friend, but then little jamie would come in with his safety scissors and freshly sharpened pencil and the cucksky wouldn't know what hit it. it would die a slow and agonizing death screaming and writhing on the ground, and then the based toddler would go finger paint on the walls with its blood.
agreed. that kid is hideous.
No have you seen their claws?
if dingos can kill kangaroos then so can pitbulls
If it manages to latch on where the legs cant reach.
This. If it catches a kick, the roo wins instantly.
what if it bites a leg
There’s a video of a pitbull taking fatal kicks from a Clydesdale and still going, so a kick from a roo wouldn’t be an instant win by any means
If it didn't die it wasn't a fatal kick dumbass.
It did die dumbass. Fatal doesn’t necessarily mean instantly fatal
Fist of the north star was a documentary, filmed in real time.
>immune to pain and has no self-preservation instincts
Pitbulls aren't immune to pain, they just react with more aggression to pain. Normal dogs will either run away in reaction to pain or scream in agony, pitbulls will just go into a wild rage instead. They are wired differently, because they were selectively bred to be this way.
There's a video where a pitbull gets gutted by a boar and keeps on attacking while its intestines are turning into ropium.
Pitbulls have one of the best pain tolerance in the animal kingdom. this is nothing new
No you are wrong they aren't bred to be aggressive stop the misinformation on pitbulls chud. It is how they are raised not genetics!
There are several videos of 4-8 week pit shaped puppies trying to kill eath other. Those in womb training programs are intense.
Not bait if it's on a platter
>literally bred for agression against other animals since 19th century
>its how they are raised
Easily, just look at how they rip apart humans.