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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you let it grab your hand if you were sinking in quicksand?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. An orang will help pull you out, a chimp would pull you out and then chew apart your eyes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I wouldn't want to risk it getting caught in the quicksand too.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate them

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaczynski looking ass mfka

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are humans on this chart? In the middle occupying the virgin centrist npc position?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >according to folklore they can talk
      Its actually a fact. In the wild they observe mothers speaking to their children. They have vocabulary and syntax that varies over geological range.
      On top of that they construct and use tools, and build shelters.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the orangutan already knew the man. it probably wanted food

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually know this orangutan. Yes it just wanted food.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to make pongos part of human society.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.

      Pongos and gorillas are based.
      Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, it's obvious what chimps evolved into.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.
        Literally what's the similarity?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it literally isn't even spring yet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Violent, screams a lot, crafty

          [...]
          [...]
          Everythime you morons shit on chimps, you do realize that they are the closest to us in violence than other apes right? If anything Pongos likely think we are so much worse than chimps, excluding the caretakers.

          >t. totally not a chimp

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both green

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Pongos and gorillas are based.
      Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.

      This, it's obvious what chimps evolved into.

      Everythime you morons shit on chimps, you do realize that they are the closest to us in violence than other apes right? If anything Pongos likely think we are so much worse than chimps, excluding the caretakers.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stfu chimp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Pongo would suffer
      Like that one who was used as a prostitute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pongo prostitution
        excuse me what

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Asia is a terrible place.

          https://www.the-sun.com/news/3657105/prostitute-orangutan-pony-tragic-story/

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"It's taken over a decade for Pony to recover from the unimaginable cruelty she suffered at the “brothel” village - a destination popular with local farm workers."
            frick off with that shit we know it wasnt farm workers it was rich fat asian bastards

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rich people buy time with human women.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *12 year old girls

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's real
            AAAHHH

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow he’s just like me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Sun writing a honest, unbutchered story
            Nice try but no

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            that reminds me of that time when they introduced monkeys to the concept of currency and a bunch became prostitutes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My cousins 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.

      theyre too kind for that
      its like taking a hobbit from the peaceful shire to live in the pits of isengard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't, they hide in the woods and choose not to speak in order to avoid paying taxes

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish we could be friends with our ape brothers. We've let our egos get in the way of what really matters, our family.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve always wanted to hangout with chimps and do cool shit together. They’ll rip my eyes out before this happens though.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >come
    >learn the ways of Pongo

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe he was the snake all along

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orangutans are great!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gorillas are greater.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ape always helps ape!

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