>according to folklore they can talk
Its actually a fact. In the wild they observe mothers speaking to their children. They have vocabulary and syntax that varies over geological range.
On top of that they construct and use tools, and build shelters.
I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.
I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.
Pongos and gorillas are based.
Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.
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Everythime you retards shit on chimps, you do realize that they are the closest to us in violence than other apes right? If anything Pongos likely think we are so much worse than chimps, excluding the caretakers.
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Pongos and gorillas are based.
Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.
This, it's obvious what chimps evolved into.
Everythime you retards shit on chimps, you do realize that they are the closest to us in violence than other apes right? If anything Pongos likely think we are so much worse than chimps, excluding the caretakers.
>"It's taken over a decade for Pony to recover from the unimaginable cruelty she suffered at the “brothel” village - a destination popular with local farm workers."
fuck off with that shit we know it wasnt farm workers it was rich fat asian bastards
I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.
theyre too kind for that
its like taking a hobbit from the peaceful shire to live in the pits of isengard
would you let it grab your hand if you were sinking in quicksand?
Absolutely. An orang will help pull you out, a chimp would pull you out and then chew apart your eyes
No, I wouldn't want to risk it getting caught in the quicksand too.
Rate them
Kaczynski looking ass mfka
Where are humans on this chart? In the middle occupying the virgin centrist NPC position?
>according to folklore they can talk
Its actually a fact. In the wild they observe mothers speaking to their children. They have vocabulary and syntax that varies over geological range.
On top of that they construct and use tools, and build shelters.
the orangutan already knew the man. it probably wanted food
I actually know this orangutan. Yes it just wanted food.
We need to make pongos part of human society.
I am for this and I also advocate that we give them some of the genes that we have that make us more intelligent and capable of understanding/using language. Uplift the pongos and form a brotherhood with them.
Pongos and gorillas are based.
Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.
This, it's obvious what chimps evolved into.
>Chimps are unrionically Orks from Warhammer 40K.
Literally what's the similarity?
it literally isn't even spring yet
Violent, screams a lot, crafty
>t. totally not a chimp
Both green
Everythime you retards shit on chimps, you do realize that they are the closest to us in violence than other apes right? If anything Pongos likely think we are so much worse than chimps, excluding the caretakers.
Stfu chimp
No, Pongo would suffer
Like that one who was used as a prostitute
>pongo prostitution
excuse me what
Asia is a terrible place.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3657105/prostitute-orangutan-pony-tragic-story/
>"It's taken over a decade for Pony to recover from the unimaginable cruelty she suffered at the “brothel” village - a destination popular with local farm workers."
fuck off with that shit we know it wasnt farm workers it was rich fat asian bastards
Rich people buy time with human women.
*12 year old girls
>It's real
AAAHHH
Wow he’s just like me.
>The Sun writing a honest, unbutchered story
Nice try but no
that reminds me of that time when they introduced monkeys to the concept of currency and a bunch became prostitutes
My cousins 🙂
theyre too kind for that
its like taking a hobbit from the peaceful shire to live in the pits of isengard
can't, they hide in the woods and choose not to speak in order to avoid paying taxes
I really wish we could be friends with our ape brothers. We've let our egos get in the way of what really matters, our family.
I’ve always wanted to hangout with chimps and do cool shit together. They’ll rip my eyes out before this happens though.
>come
>learn the ways of Pongo
maybe he was the snake all along
Orangutans are great!
gorillas are greater.
Ape always helps ape!