china be like: "mmmm yeah, this will make my dick bigger"

china be like: "mmmm yeah, this will make my dick bigger"

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump because fuck the chinese

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nignog population is estimated to go up by like 2 billion by 2100. All african wildlife is going to be eradicated.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you. Rhino bone cured my mother's cancer. Westoid "medicine" is the true snake oil.
    >hurr let's ignore ten millennia of study and knowledge and just pump people full of cancer causing radiation. That will cure cancer.
    Fucking retarded.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giraffes aren't endangered.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this is why colonization is justified and a good thing.
    Only the white man has the sensibility and maturity to be the guardian of nature.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spews total bullshit from 100 years ago as truth
      >thinks he’s in any position to talk about sensibility and maturity

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will nos rest until the entirety of China is a radioactive glass desert

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised this thread is still up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s gotta be chinese

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2021
      we still had chinese sponsors back then

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eats hamburger
    >h-how they kill animal??
    >slurps milkshake while shaking in onions indignation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think burgers and milkshakes are made from rare albino giraffes
      false equivalency

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd eat an albino giraffe burger. Commercial-scale demand for albino giraffes would create an incentive to actively breed more of them instead of playing the savannah lottery. What's the conservation status of a cow, or a chicken? Domesticated animals don't even get a conservation status, because their position is even more secure than the so-called "least concern" category. Animals that humanity has a use for will never go extinct. I will eat my albino giraffe burger and congratulate myself my noble contribution towards nature conservation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this guy is a moralist and friend of the white giraffe, are YOU?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want more albino giraffes to exist than he does. I am ten times the naturalist that he is or could ever hope to be.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giraffee is kosher, we should farm them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kosher
      It depends on how you kill it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kosher
      Only americans care of what is "safe" for garden gnomes to eat

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably were killed by some western licensed hunter.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      xcept they were in a protected zone in Kenya, not the kalahari, thousands of miles and like 5 countries away. also didn't those piece of shit get fucked and couldn't show their faces in public ever again? sadly no one put a price on their heads in minecraft, there's people who will do it for 100 bucks, again in minecraft of course.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. how is that even fun ? It's like shooting at a cow.
      2. what will she do with a fucking ton of giraffe meat ? You can not even bring it back home.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they get the pelt and the closest village gets the meat, giraffes are actually hunted for food in many places of africa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's still a cunt but only killing one animal (hence the weird icky "the one") for $400,000 that will go to conservation and harvesting 2,000 pounds of meat (half of it probably going to a church to be handed out to poor meth heads, white trash version of power brokers handing out turkeys in an Italian ghetto, still feeding poor people) is far better than killing a much more rare coloration to make fake viagra out of it's duodenum.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        From a practical viewpoint the positives of conservation hunting greatly outnumber the negatives; Conceptually, the people who want to do it are terrifying.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          From a theoretical point of view the positives of conservation hunting greatly outnumber the negatives, from a grounded and realistic point of view all the positives are completely made up. None of that money goes to conservation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Killing the endangered animal you're protecting for money to keep on "protecting them"
        Retarded gnomish pyramid Scheme and I cant believe you actually fell for it. The idea itself is literally a fallacy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon from a purely pragmatic viewpoint these animals are in a protected environment where many causes of death natural to the wild are not present. Provided it occurs in a controlled and regulated environment you are turning the inevitable death of an animal into funding.

          The reason conservation is so difficult is because it is insanely expensive and requires a huge amount of land that can be used for no other purpose. Not only the park itself but you have to account for controlling air travel over it, what may effect the water table or air quality, divert major roads in ways that may be economically unfeasible. If there is no way to make money then a conservation group is never going to be able to stand up for its own needs in a developing country. What can they say if mineral resources are discovered in an area where the mine runoff will impact the conservation park? Or someone has plans to build infrastructure nearby? "Oh no, you cannot do this!" without any money to back it up is nothing.

          It is unpleasant and you can talk about what should or should not be but that is the reality, right now. Here. Whatever the future could be or how it could be changed there will not be some of these species left to see that time if you just think putting up a fence around some savanna is enough to keep them alive

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >these animals are in a protected environment where many causes of death natural to the wild are not present.
            Please stop talking out your ass. This is fucking Africa, not Nugent's private preserve.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        From a practical viewpoint the positives of conservation hunting greatly outnumber the negatives; Conceptually, the people who want to do it are terrifying.

        To be fair, this type of licensed hunting helps giving revenue to the parks, so it's actually a good thing. As sad as this shit is.

        This isn't true, I've been to several African countries and asked about this and the belief of the other parks is that virtually all of the parks that advertise big game hunting are pretty crappy and do little to help wild animal populations or other parks. Some people were particularly pissed about one because they said that the continuous hunting had made the local elephants extremely aggressive and hostile to humans, and there was another story about donated meat causing a disease outbreak in a community, and another guy claimed that a park had deliberately sold all its pangolins to the Chinese because it had no use for them in land they were using to farm big animals. They're also surprisingly unfashionable - the vast, vast, vast majority of tourism money comes from people who want to just look at the animals, not the weirdos who come to kill them.
        The most positive thing anyone in Africa ever said about the big game hunting parks is that it gave psychos an outlet, and provided some employment opportunities for locals. It's better that rich people can legally shoot a farmed lion rather than 'be forced' to poach one, but the claims that the game hunting parks are actively saving animals just aren't true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but whatabout
      Like clockwork.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this whole thread started as a whatabout china instead of the people who actually killed the animal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whatabout
          No, they actually implied it was killed FOR them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            go back

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wumao posts are cheap. 50 cents each, regardless of content! This whole thread cost the commies less than $5.

              A chinaman was paid 50 cents to make this whole meme. Amazing. You'd think they wouldn't treat their own people just as badly as the international megacorps but wahtever.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this whole thread started as a whatabout china
          No it didn't you lying subhuman ant

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this whole thread started as a whatabout china
          god you're so fucking retarded. It's not "what about china", china is the reason it happens. The poachers sell to china. Nobody else is buying rhino tusks.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            arabs do it but for more artistic reasons

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              didnt know that, interesting

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even then, who was issuing the license?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this woman put any effort into that kill. Probably just sat in the passenger seat until she was handed a gun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a degenerate but the money I spend to be a degenerate goes to a good cause!
      I would feel no remorse for hunting her then hate fucking the corpse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, this type of licensed hunting helps giving revenue to the parks, so it's actually a good thing. As sad as this shit is.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's still a gigantic piece of shit. If she genuinely cared about conservation, she could just donate money to the park without actively contributing to a species' extinction. But she doesn't care about conservation, she's a bloodthirsty psychopath literally no better than a poacher (actually worse than a poacher, because at least they have a financial incentive, she just kills rhinos for the lulz) who hides behind "muh park funding" to protect herself from being criticized for her abhorrent acts.

        There is no justification for people like this not being shot in the heart.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you shoot them they stop lining up to give you money. Do your conservation efforts run on rainbows and happy thoughts, or do they run on cold hard dollars?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            People who care donate. People who don't care exterminate. Stop pretending these people aren't degenerate scum.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hunters have more of an incentive to care about nature than spectators like you do. They can't hunt unless there are animals to hunt. You can look at photos and watch films of animals that have been extinct for decades.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they cared, they would wait until they weren't actively going extinct to hunt them. They only care about their own selfish, perverted desires and not for the future of the species. They only care about being able to kill animals during their lifetime, if they go extinct after they die who cares, they got to hunt them all they want! They are smooth brained degenerates, simple as.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Believe that if you want. Now we get to see albino giraffes go extinct within our lifetime and not after, when that land is needed for some more profitable enterprise. When faced with the looming industrial revolution, do you know the one habitat where deer and pheasant were never ever ever threatened? Private estates where gamekeepers worked year-round to keep their populations high. Do you honestly think Africa is going to stay some barren wasteland inhabited by tribals in mud huts forever? Within your lifetime you will see it entirely paved over with factories and mines and sprawling cities. You think they're going to give the slightest shit about some mutant giraffe when they've got bills to pay? They will if some rich foreigner wants to pay big money for it, but otherwise it's just meat.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you honestly think Africa is going to stay some barren wasteland inhabited by tribals in mud huts forever?
                Yes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you honestly think Africa is going to stay some barren wasteland inhabited by tribals in mud huts forever?
                uh...yes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Now we get to see albino giraffes go extinct within our lifetime
                It's not a species anon, it's just a rare mutation, if you kill all the albino giraffe sooner or later there will be new ones.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                China is betting on it until the thirteenth giraffe vertebrae becomes a way to make your brain crinkly and they wipe out all of them

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, the thing is, it's NOT an albino giraffe, it's a WHITE giraffe, there's a difference, white animals have a condition called Leucism that gives them the white coloration, for example white cats or white dogs, they are a variety of the species, it's not a deficency of melanin thanks to faulty genes like with albino animals.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't they still born from common giraffes?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They can't hunt unless there are animals to hunt
                Implying that they don't wank off their cocks over hunting down "the last one of the species"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go home, your wife's cooking dog tonight

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fixed

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't Africans just grind up random bones or rocks and claim it's magical medicine powder to give you a huge schlong and makes you shoot ropes? Chinese would buy that shit up and it'd be way easier than poaching protected animals.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that meme is unique to gnomish feminism in america

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'd make more money defaulting their loans to china, kill every Chinese manager and take the infrastructure the Chinese made there for free. Why not? Only countries in the world who simps for China is N Korea and America.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Plug walk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haiti did that once but it didn't turn as good as you imagine, even now Africa isn't different from the last century Haiti

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        These shitholes tried this trick before with white people. Everything they stole got ground down to dust, and where are they now? Getting colonized by the Chinese. Rinse and repeat, it makes no difference.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      chinks are smart and demand the bones intact so they can grind them by themselves

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I used to have an African friend who was in this business, killing game for chink medicine. He had to flee his country after he tried passing off a pair of frogs he painted and glued together as giraffe testicles and a Chinese gangster tried to get revenge. They are smart

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I used to have an African friend who was in this business, killing game for chink medicine. He had to flee his country after he tried passing off a pair of frogs he painted and glued together as giraffe testicles and a Chinese gangster tried to get revenge. They are smart

        >They are smart
        >Theyre grinding up animal horns to get a bigger dick
        Pick one

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's the least you can do after your government bans medicine and tells you to solve your own problems using ancient medicine. also they sure make bank welling it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ancient medicine
            Most of it was never ancient, it was invented in the chaos under communism, just like they advocated for cannibalism against political enemies.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              chinese erased and destroyed their own culture as much as they could during the revolution, they now can claim anything is ancient or that they invented it firts, show no proof and walk away and you have to accep it, that's just how things work.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'd think after two millennia they'd realize that shit doesn't work.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously. Is this the fabled Asian high IQ in action?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously. Is this the fabled Asian high IQ in action?

            What probably matters more to them than getting results is getting to believe that their traditions are still valid. The success of modern "western" medicine is a huge insult to Chinese conservatives. This is the same society that told the Jesuits to get lost when they tried to share the invention of the telescope.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s also a status symbol. “I can afford and have access to rare and expensive rhino horn products”

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >traditions
              How old are these traditions? I thought Mao btfo traditional Chinese beliefs. Then again, they started worshipping mangoes, so maybe they’re just prone to magical thinking.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a modern tradition mixed with years of starvation, being poor, and eating one another. You'll believe anything if you're broken hard enough

              • 4 months ago
                Sage

                The tradition of eating your parents because it's the only good within the country

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they also believe. Hell, human albino children in (parts of) Africa are hunted, kidnapped and EATEN because some retard warlord thinks it'll give him superpowers.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He wouldn't be a warlord if it wasn't true

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what if he just bought his way into the position?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beliefs like that aren't born out of nothing.
            If there really was no gold in there the tradition wouldn't have been passed on, because cracking a bald man's skull would bear no reward 100% of the time.
            It must have worked at least once.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What kind of retard logic is this?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. bald fuck with a head full of ingots

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't make sense to you because your head has too little brain mass and too much precious minerals

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Beliefs like that aren't born out of nothing.
            If there really was no gold in there the tradition wouldn't have been passed on, because cracking a bald man's skull would bear no reward 100% of the time.
            It must have worked at least once.

            Beliefs like that aren't born out of nothing.
            If there really was no gold in there the tradition wouldn't have been passed on, because cracking a bald man's skull would bear no reward 100% of the time.
            It must have worked at least once.

            People with bald heads that smooth have enough money to buy razor blades aka african millionaires.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would sustain the market and increade demand

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to scam a country of people where it's a virtue to fuck someone over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually the medicine use is just an excuse. In reality they just really hate giraffes

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