Cetacean thread Posted on July 6, 2022 by Anonymous How come there isn't a thread for dolphins and whales? They're so cool and smart
kek, i do wonder whats going through the head of the young orca though
The bible is nearly entirely bullshit, but I believe this bit.
>The bible is nearly entirely bullshit
>You will never be a whale
Harsh, but l needed to hear this. Thx anon
Brutal, way to crush my dreams
>I believe the Bible is true.
Consider this: You have no idea where the sudden and short lived 'Fedora atheism' stuff started, what the source was, what the motives were; I'm not going to say there was dark money behind it, but it didn't even occur to you that the Catholic church is, according to their real estate holdings, the single most powerful entity on the planet and, going by the presence of their churches, the most influential.
Now, I don't want to just assert something without evidence - afterall, I'm not some retarded, mouth breathing, drooling, retard, who is at risk of forgetting how to swallow and asphyxiating on their own spittle. No. I just want to point out that, while others consider the implications of the media they consume, while many others, at the very least, ask themselves "why am I seeing this?", you clearly don't. You are so easy as a consumer that thought terminating cliches work on you completely and without resistance.
meds. take em.
No, his post starts vaguely schizo feeling but by the end it's obvious he's just a real person instead of an NPC.
Religion and consumer capitalism are both proof that the majority of humans are trivially manipulated.
The bible is fucking bullshit anon. It was made explicitly to control the plebs.
Fedora hats are fucking bullshit anon. They were made explicitly to make 100IQs feel better about themselves.
Both things are true
Funny thing is, taking away the bible is also a way to control the plebs.
It's just different factions playing tug of war over the herd's direction.
NOOO MY LOVE FOR CETACEANS IS JUST THE DEVIL'S TEMPTATION NOOOOOOO!!!
whale sharks are the best whales!
Sea World charges $70 for 10 minutes with a dolphin.
They're pretty cool. Shame like 90% when it's talked about its le funi rape + sex here. Shame too as this was where i learnt about the pod of orcas that worked with whalers to hunt whales
Ceta autists know a lot about the animals and often we talk about their behavior and biology outside of sex when we have a private space to do so. But here a thread gets instantly derailed by angry christfags and people who just want to hear about the sexual aspects because most humans are as sexually driven as dolphins are.
Yeah, I mean it's understandable. It's only annoying when the threads get taken down honestly
Any Beluga fans here?
I’ve seen this channel before. Too bad one of their belugas has some kind of weird skin disease.
are you sure it wasn't just an old Beluga?
I don’t speak Japanese so I don’t know the stories behind their whales but yeah it does remind me of Gaspar.
BTW did switching to 6-captcha take away “verification not required”? I don’t see that anymore.
i hate these motherfucker man. not specifically dolphins because meme hurr durr they rape and jerk each other off and kill for fun shit. just hate cetaceans.orcas are alright though
YOU JUST KNOW
Saw this a little bit ago.
imagine the raw high-speed ultra 4K footage that got cut.
What cetaceans? I don't see any cetaceans.
Yall seeing what I'm seeing?
The loch ness monster?
I might end up on the news if Cetaceans go the way of the dodo bird. Someone has to pay. Fucking humanity and it obsession with Mammon. Nobody cares about the future consequences.
River dolphins might gone dodo in less than half century from now but most cetacean species would likely be doing fine
The chinese river dolphin has gone dodo, anon. When's the time to shoot people for the sake of nature?
Humpback are the best whales
Orcas are bullies
B-but Orcas are my favorite because they don't rape
damn man, i completely see it the same way now
Cetaceans are inherently erotic
I was flabbergasted when I learnt cetaceans are technically artiodactyls
We used to have frequent threads, but a chud site admin keeps deleting threads and banning people who haven't even broken rules when one anon posts lewd things. Really takes the wind out of the sails.
Fuck that, I just think cetaceans are cool and smart and want to discuss how cool and smart cetaceans are
They're cool and smart, and also quite alluring.
So when we finally decode their language and can talk to them, can I ask for consensual sex and have it legally if they say yes?
We can already decode their language perfectly well. We can for all animals. Retarded humans just fail to observe and interpret without bias. A dolphin showing you a pink belly or prodding you with their bits is saying "yes, please!". Anyone who disagrees is doing so to resolve dissonance in their mind against how animals ought to be, instead of taking them as they are.
You can do that now! You just gotta get to know one.
>They're so cool and smart
they are smug
Orcas don't rape
>Orcas don't rape
Can't really confirm that is rape tho