Cetacean thread

How come there isn't a thread for dolphins and whales? They're so cool and smart

  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GROOMER DETECTED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, i do wonder whats going through the head of the young orca though

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bible is nearly entirely bullshit, but I believe this bit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The bible is nearly entirely bullshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ywnbaw

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You will never be a whale
              Harsh, but l needed to hear this. Thx anon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ywnbaw

                Brutal, way to crush my dreams

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I believe the Bible is true.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Consider this: You have no idea where the sudden and short lived 'Fedora atheism' stuff started, what the source was, what the motives were; I'm not going to say there was dark money behind it, but it didn't even occur to you that the Catholic church is, according to their real estate holdings, the single most powerful entity on the planet and, going by the presence of their churches, the most influential.

          Now, I don't want to just assert something without evidence - afterall, I'm not some retarded, mouth breathing, drooling, retard, who is at risk of forgetting how to swallow and asphyxiating on their own spittle. No. I just want to point out that, while others consider the implications of the media they consume, while many others, at the very least, ask themselves "why am I seeing this?", you clearly don't. You are so easy as a consumer that thought terminating cliches work on you completely and without resistance.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            meds. take em.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, his post starts vaguely schizo feeling but by the end it's obvious he's just a real person instead of an NPC.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Religion and consumer capitalism are both proof that the majority of humans are trivially manipulated.
          The bible is fucking bullshit anon. It was made explicitly to control the plebs.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fedora hats are fucking bullshit anon. They were made explicitly to make 100IQs feel better about themselves.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Both things are true

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny thing is, taking away the bible is also a way to control the plebs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's just different factions playing tug of war over the herd's direction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOO MY LOVE FOR CETACEANS IS JUST THE DEVIL'S TEMPTATION NOOOOOOO!!!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    whale sharks are the best whales!

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sea World charges $70 for 10 minutes with a dolphin.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're pretty cool. Shame like 90% when it's talked about its le funi rape + sex here. Shame too as this was where i learnt about the pod of orcas that worked with whalers to hunt whales

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ceta autists know a lot about the animals and often we talk about their behavior and biology outside of sex when we have a private space to do so. But here a thread gets instantly derailed by angry christfags and people who just want to hear about the sexual aspects because most humans are as sexually driven as dolphins are.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I mean it's understandable. It's only annoying when the threads get taken down honestly

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Beluga fans here?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve seen this channel before. Too bad one of their belugas has some kind of weird skin disease.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you sure it wasn't just an old Beluga?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t speak Japanese so I don’t know the stories behind their whales but yeah it does remind me of Gaspar.

          BTW did switching to 6-captcha take away “verification not required”? I don’t see that anymore.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate these motherfucker man. not specifically dolphins because meme hurr durr they rape and jerk each other off and kill for fun shit. just hate cetaceans.orcas are alright though

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU JUST KNOW

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this a little bit ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the raw high-speed ultra 4K footage that got cut.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What cetaceans? I don't see any cetaceans.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall seeing what I'm seeing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The loch ness monster?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might end up on the news if Cetaceans go the way of the dodo bird. Someone has to pay. Fucking humanity and it obsession with Mammon. Nobody cares about the future consequences.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      River dolphins might gone dodo in less than half century from now but most cetacean species would likely be doing fine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chinese river dolphin has gone dodo, anon. When's the time to shoot people for the sake of nature?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humpback are the best whales

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orcas are bullies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but Orcas are my favorite because they don't rape

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        damn man, i completely see it the same way now

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cetaceans are inherently erotic

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was flabbergasted when I learnt cetaceans are technically artiodactyls

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We used to have frequent threads, but a chud site admin keeps deleting threads and banning people who haven't even broken rules when one anon posts lewd things. Really takes the wind out of the sails.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that, I just think cetaceans are cool and smart and want to discuss how cool and smart cetaceans are

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're cool and smart, and also quite alluring.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So when we finally decode their language and can talk to them, can I ask for consensual sex and have it legally if they say yes?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            We can already decode their language perfectly well. We can for all animals. Retarded humans just fail to observe and interpret without bias. A dolphin showing you a pink belly or prodding you with their bits is saying "yes, please!". Anyone who disagrees is doing so to resolve dissonance in their mind against how animals ought to be, instead of taking them as they are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can do that now! You just gotta get to know one.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They're so cool and smart
    they are smug

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RAPE!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas don't rape

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Orcas don't rape

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't really confirm that is rape tho

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