Cats. Not even once.

Cats. Not even once.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lol okay okay not going to argue, all cats are scary and more dangerous than dogs and will rip off you hands if given the chance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All cats scratch.
      Some dogs bite.
      You can not tell a mean cat from a nice cat. There is only one cat breed. Cat.
      You can tell a mean dog from a nice dog by its breed. The only way a nice breed can be mean is by abuse or sheer bad luck so just exercise caution. But if it is a mean breed, kill it on sight.

      "Dogs" as a category is borderline invalid because of the massive gulf between a golden retriever and a shitbull. You actually have dogs (golden retriever) and shitbeasts (pitbull, rottweiler, mastiff, german shepherd, belgian shepherd)

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all cats are the same
    over 200 dog breeds
    there are no arguments to be had here except the most childish and moronic ones

    btw yes if you got bit by a golden retriever you had it coming, same with a cat.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've done a good job training my cat to hook instead of scratch your hand. if you're doing something she doesnt like, she'll hook you with her claws. but she doesnt rake her claws back to frick your hand up
    so long as I dont move my hand she'll just glare at me and then let my hand go.

    just gotta train them a bit. a hard flick to the nose immediately after doing the wrong thing does way more than yelling ever will.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those are love scratches

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is your point?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All cats even when unprovoked vs. some
      dogs usually only when abused or provoked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know it not truth. Dogs kill unprovoked, and not "all" cats slice hands

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some breeds will. Shitbull, shitperd, shittweiler…

          3 breeds are responsible for the majority of deaths and severe maimings with 80% falling on the top two

          All cats slice hands.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you around 12-16? Honest question

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm old enough to be your father, and I have lived long enough to know when to trust a dog. There is a kind of dog I shoot for coming onto my rural property, and there is a kind of dog I give food and hold in the house until I can get a hold of the shelter. You see back in my day our parents taught us the truth about animals. You don't ever pet a strange cat without acknowledging the risk because all cats scratch. And you don't ever pet a strange dog, because if its owner hit it it will bite you, and there are some kind of dogs you can never trust because they were meant to kill people.

              These days kids are all "le based cat of peace! le heckin based muslim trad man agree! all dog kill le baby!". Nope. Not how it works. Spare the lab, get the winchester out for the german shepherd, and chase out the cats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bro that small child really had it coming.
        Why are doggays like this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro I totally said that, exactly that. Let me be clear for your autistic ass

          A pitbull, german shepherd, or rottweiler will ALWAYS attack unprovoked and are the most likely to kill. Other dogs, the usuals, require provocation or a history of abuse. And boy let me tell you doggays love abusing animals and then using nice words for it. If we banned republicans from dog ownership bites would plummet.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for being a god damn limp wristed wrenchlet. Next time pay a mechanic you idiot.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At this point they would be okay with getting raped by a cat. Closeted zoogays all of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ignores 11 dog rapist and 9 doe-fricker threads to post this

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't be a pussy, that will heal in 7 days

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    catgays are fricked in the head

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My cats never really scratch me. The only time they did is when they were kitties. So this might be a (you) problem

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    See actually this is based because the cat is just showing you how much of a pussy you actually are. Real men don't cry when they get a little booboo, grow up manchild, and no, cat scratch fever isn't real just like covid or "rabies". Go b***h and moan on reddit while my cat shits in your yard and rapes your homosexual birds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice wojak, no-argument-having homosexual. Cats are beneficial for the environment and they smell good, while birds are literal opportunistic parasites that shit on everything.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign
          >With no sparrows to eat them, locust populations ballooned, swarming the country and compounding the ecological problems already caused by the Great Leap Forward, including widespread deforestation and misuse of poisons and pesticides.[9] Ecological imbalance is credited with exacerbating the Great Chinese Famine.[12][13] The Chinese government eventually resorted to importing 250,000 sparrows from the Soviet Union to replenish their population.[14]

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >birds are commie collaborators
            Cats are even more based then could have imagined.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based Chinks getting stuff done, even when the stuff's moronic.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >someone is making these threads instead of spending time with their family on Christmas day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wauf is my family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pot, kettle

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mmm nice hand bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want those hands to hold my hair back as I vomit kebab and vodka

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, loser

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    heh, talk about santa claws

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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