>cats live rent free in my head. >cats live rent free in my house. >cats live rent free in my yard

>cats live rent free in my head
>cats live rent free in my house
>cats live rent free in my yard
>sometimes i make typos where i just replace an entire cat with cat
>i cant keep track of the cats anymore so i dont know if one's gone missing or died
>there are at least 30 cats
i havent seen a rodent or been woken up by birds screaming their heads off in years

worth it

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish outdoor cats wouldn't hunt small mammals, reptiles and birds.
    I love all my forest frens 🙁

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bad troll points out cat action
    >regular brain points out other pets perform action
    >LOL WHY TALK ABOUT OTHER PETS?!?!?
    >fails to hide the seething at superior cat use of dead humans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don’t know a thing about eating meat. all meat is allowed to rest for days if not weeks to make it more tender. fresh kills are harder to eat and taste worse. just cook it, or have a stronger stomach so you don’t get sick.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >insectivores tenderize what they eat
        >just cook it
        >cats and gifs
        >cooking their meat

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you trying to trigger the redditors, anon

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever own property I want at least 10 cats

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah? Name every cat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bob. Every cat is now named Bob. Thank you for giving me the power to do so.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excess cats is cured by coyotes.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know a girl whose mom was schizophrenic and had a million cats. After kicking her underage twin daughter and son out of the house, her cat-hoarding and schizophrenia got exponentially worse.
    After she died, alone, the cats invariably feasted on her corpse and when the trauma cleaners showed up with Liz and her brother, they found a half dozen dead cats in the freezer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cats+eat+woman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know a girl whose mom was schizophrenic and had a million cats. After kicking her underage twin daughter and son out of the house, her cat-hoarding and schizophrenia got exponentially worse.
        After she died, alone, the cats invariably feasted on her corpse and when the trauma cleaners showed up with Liz and her brother, they found a half dozen dead cats in the freezer.

        There's more reportes cases of dogs eating corpses than cats. There's no meaning to it, it's probably because dogs are bigger and can more easily eat a human, but just remember that any pet will eat your corpse if there's no food and Is able too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No there's not. Dogs always don't eat corpses until they're starving. It's scientifically proven that domestic cats immediately start eating the corpse of their owners before it's even cold.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scientifically proven
            [citation needed]
            https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/ever-wonder-if-your-beloved-dog-or-cat-would-eat-you-if-you-died/

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            OMG SCIENCE SAYS SO??? HOLY FREAKIN SZECHUAN SAUCE TIER POGGERS!!!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cats smart enough to not let the food get cold
            >dogs get inferior meal from my corpse cuz muh feefees

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dogs will only eat corpses in dire situations when there are no fresh toddlers available as prey.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          op: literally no mention of dogs
          and then suddenly

          No there's not. Dogs always don't eat corpses until they're starving. It's scientifically proven that domestic cats immediately start eating the corpse of their owners before it's even cold.

          >cats smart enough to not let the food get cold
          >dogs get inferior meal from my corpse cuz muh feefees

          https://i.imgur.com/n9VyEf4.jpg

          Dogs will only eat corpses in dire situations when there are no fresh toddlers available as prey.

          DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS
          lmfao!

          Why are you trying to trigger the redditors, anon

          I forget which one is reddit, outdoor cat gays or indoor cat gays. My intuition tells me indoor cat gays because reddit is known for fat cats, but since people who put cats outside are more moronic and outdoor cattism is only practiced by unthinking NPCs that have never had an original or correct thought in their life, they must be more reddit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cats+eat+woman

      No there's not. Dogs always don't eat corpses until they're starving. It's scientifically proven that domestic cats immediately start eating the corpse of their owners before it's even cold.

      >DAE cats EAT people when they DIE?!?!?
      Holy shit! Wtf I hate cats now!

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how rich you could be if you started charging rent

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op's apartment be like

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can just barely make out the outline of where the previous tenants used to keep a litter box in the bathroom. So gross

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coyotes live rent free in my head
    >coyotes live rent free in my yard
    >sometimes i make typos where i just replace an entire coyote with coyote
    >i cant keep track of the coyotes anymore so i dont know if one's gone missing or died
    >there are at least 30 coyotes
    i havent seen a rodent or been woken up by cats screaming their heads off while they screw in years

    worth it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething furgay enjoy your rabies birdfricker

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    Birds are soulless pest animals
    >le sapient! le nonhuman person!
    >gets predated into extinction by a “dumber” animal
    Bird intelligence is fake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      birds aren't even real to begin with

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