>cats live rent free in my head
>cats live rent free in my house
>cats live rent free in my yard
>sometimes i make typos where i just replace an entire cat with cat
>i cant keep track of the cats anymore so i dont know if one's gone missing or died
>there are at least 30 cats
i havent seen a rodent or been woken up by birds screaming their heads off in years
worth it
I wish outdoor cats wouldn't hunt small mammals, reptiles and birds.
I love all my forest frens 🙁
>bad troll points out cat action
>regular brain points out other pets perform action
>LOL WHY TALK ABOUT OTHER PETS?!?!?
>fails to hide the seething at superior cat use of dead humans
you don’t know a thing about eating meat. all meat is allowed to rest for days if not weeks to make it more tender. fresh kills are harder to eat and taste worse. just cook it, or have a stronger stomach so you don’t get sick.
>insectivores tenderize what they eat
>just cook it
>cats and gifs
>cooking their meat
Why are you trying to trigger the redditors, anon
If I ever own property I want at least 10 cats
Oh yeah? Name every cat.
Bob. Every cat is now named Bob. Thank you for giving me the power to do so.
Excess cats is cured by coyotes.
I know a girl whose mom was schizophrenic and had a million cats. After kicking her underage twin daughter and son out of the house, her cat-hoarding and schizophrenia got exponentially worse.
After she died, alone, the cats invariably feasted on her corpse and when the trauma cleaners showed up with Liz and her brother, they found a half dozen dead cats in the freezer.
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cats+eat+woman
There's more reportes cases of dogs eating corpses than cats. There's no meaning to it, it's probably because dogs are bigger and can more easily eat a human, but just remember that any pet will eat your corpse if there's no food and Is able too.
No there's not. Dogs always don't eat corpses until they're starving. It's scientifically proven that domestic cats immediately start eating the corpse of their owners before it's even cold.
>scientifically proven
[citation needed]
https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/ever-wonder-if-your-beloved-dog-or-cat-would-eat-you-if-you-died/
OMG SCIENCE SAYS SO??? HOLY FREAKIN SZECHUAN SAUCE TIER POGGERS!!!
>cats smart enough to not let the food get cold
>dogs get inferior meal from my corpse cuz muh feefees
Dogs will only eat corpses in dire situations when there are no fresh toddlers available as prey.
op: literally no mention of dogs
and then suddenly
DOGS DOGS DOGS DOGS
lmfao!
I forget which one is reddit, outdoor cat fags or indoor cat fags. My intuition tells me indoor cat fags because reddit is known for fat cats, but since people who put cats outside are more retarded and outdoor cattism is only practiced by unthinking NPCs that have never had an original or correct thought in their life, they must be more reddit.
>DAE cats EAT people when they DIE?!?!?
Holy shit! Wtf I hate cats now!
Imagine how rich you could be if you started charging rent
Op's apartment be like
I can just barely make out the outline of where the previous tenants used to keep a litter box in the bathroom. So gross
How
>coyotes live rent free in my head
>coyotes live rent free in my yard
>sometimes i make typos where i just replace an entire coyote with coyote
>i cant keep track of the coyotes anymore so i dont know if one's gone missing or died
>there are at least 30 coyotes
i havent seen a rodent or been woken up by cats screaming their heads off while they screw in years
worth it
Seething furfag enjoy your rabies birdfucker
Based
Birds are soulless pest animals
>le sapient! le nonhuman person!
>gets predated into extinction by a “dumber” animal
Bird intelligence is fake.
birds aren't even real to begin with