Cats are fake & gay Posted on June 8, 2022June 27, 2022 by Anonymous Dogs > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cats You can argue with this but you can't refute it
"Dog" people want something to own and control, "Cat" people want an equal whose respect must be earned.
If you're a dog "person" you're a retarded normie and honestly need to fuck off.
Never associate with cat people. They literally knowingly own an animal incapable of loving them back while also torturing it forever by forcing it to live its life inside while its instinctively a predator.
People who enjoy cats just enjoy seeing threatening things castrated.
My cat comes and goes as she pleases, she has a whole woodland to wander about in and catches, kills and eats her own food as well as what I give her. I like having an animal who isn't totally reliant on you and sort of does its own thing.
So you have a feral cat in your back yard you pretend to have an emotional connection with so you dont have to make an commitment? Wow really telling.
Nelson brought me a gutted rabbit once, which I ate gladly after cooking it. I'm happy for this relationship to continue for both of us, she curls up on my lap at nights and it's lovely to have her by my side.
Enjoy getting toxoplasmosis morongay
Dogs and cats are both gross.
So are humans. We literally shit in drinkable water
Not me. I exclusively shit in your mother's mouth.
dogs are friends. you can have good friends and bad friends, and bad friends might hurt you or leave you or be mean.
cats are babies. they will always be guaranteed selfish and noisy, but also guaranteed cute if you like babies.
That's a good analogy for cats and dogs. My neighbor has cats and i can confirm that they are in fact, just like babies
yeah. people who want something to nurture and protect should get cats. people who want companionship and possibly protection, get dogs.
well yeah. the real world makes you grow up.
>cats are babies
Urban domesticated cats, you mean
I am from a rural area and my cat is like a fucking gladiator, always getting into fights with other cats, bringing home things he killed and mounting any pussy he can
Yeah this can be true lol. Ferral cats are not to be fucked with
Why not just like both cats and dogs? They both have their own ups and downs (except Pitbulls fuck them).
Can be a bit of a hit or miss. They'll either love each other or hate eachs other's guts
i can't think of any catowners that straight up hate dogs or at least i don't see it on the internet. dogowners however are very vocal about their insecurity.
>dogowners however are very vocal about their insecurity.
Always dudes or "country-gals", always massively insecure about how tough they are, always lashing out at someone that did nothing to them.
Dogs are fun, especially if they've been well-trained but I don't want one. Yet I don't sit around seething at the type of person that would buy and keep a dog.
The pathetically insecure desire to rage against anyone that even likes cats comes from the most emotionally weak people on Earth. They are perpetually 12-13 in their thoughts and terrified that anyone might find out who they really are (a coward).
Dogs are too loud, my cat sits on me and licks my arm and rolls around when you stroke her. Why in the ever-loving fuck would I want a dog? Like I don't mind dogs by any means but I'd never own one.
cats are the true patricians pet
if you get a dog you either have something to show, or you`re a woman, and you JUST know why women get dogs
people who get cats know are completely certain of their superiority and don`t need to overcompensate in any way
not only that, but dogs are poopy and smelly
i want a pet to keep me company, not to have to clean the shit out of the carpet every 10 minutes
cats are simply the superior pet
Men who own cats are basically a walking advertisement for a male vagina. You're literally telling everyone "look! Here's my pussy!". Also cats genocide birds which fucking sucks
If you're a responsible male dog owner you're pretty much allowing women to know you're good father material. Which is why women are so attracted to men that love dogs
Cats are shit taste. The whole concept that you only own a dog to feel superior is fucking retarded. Truly its catfags that think they are superior. They think they are superior for earning the trust of a shitty gay cat that barely cares about their existence.
In the world of pets cat owners spiritually post wall women letting chad fuck them and coping by believing that when chad returns for round 2 that he truly cares for her.
>all these dogfags seething because a based catchad called them out on their bullshit
i actually hate my cat and hope he gets hit by a car whenever he returns home, but the little shit always comes back
sometimes he comes back scratched to hell, sometimes he has a big gnash in his leg, sometimes he is covered in tar/ash and ticks, but he always returns
thats worth respecting
a dog is too retarded to even leave the home without you
You hate your cat because deep down you know that cats have more loyalty to themselves than to their owners. With dogs on the other hand you don't get this, because their love for you is unconditional. They are literally angels sent to earth to make our lives feel more complete and happy
I've hit more dogs with my car intentionally than I can count.
Your car must look like shit then
>he wants an obedient slave that does everything it is told and loves him unconditionally
a cat is its own creature, unbound to your will
i hate him because hes annoying, leave hair everywhere and gives me fleas, but as i said, he always comes back, so i give him some cat pellets from time to time
Eh i guess you make good company for each other. To each his own i suppose
>dog is too retarded to leave your home without you
Nah, back in the day it was legal to allow your dog to roam the city streets and they did. In fact they acted just like cats, they'd spend their days roaming the street then come home to hang out with the pack.
>The whole concept that you only own a dog to feel superior is fucking retarded. Truly its catfags that think they are superior.
he says in a thread about an insecure dog owner shitting on cats/catowners out of nowhere
>In the world of pets cat owners spiritually post wall women letting chad fuck them and coping by believing that when chad returns for round 2 that he truly cares for her.
TIL dogowners are insecure incels. all is starting to make sense now.
>ywn go to a rat-baiting show
Here's my dog, bros. Her name is Cleopatra, and she was doing a silly little thing with her tongue when I took this picture.
Looks like she has wolf blood in her or something. Good looking companion anon
Yeah, she's part wolf, the guy I bought her from told me at the last minute. Was kind of reluctant when he told me that but I adopted her anyway. Best decision I've made tbqh
Damn that's pretty fucking dope anon. Half wolf breeds are cool as hell
Cats are the women of domesticated animals.
Nothing tops that fortune cookie pussy. A dog GF will never nag, she only wants to sleep in bed next to you and take walks together. It's the best way out of robothood
Here we go with the degeneracy when all Op wanted to talk about was dog superiority. Go and take your weird dog fantasies elsewhere my friend
i dont know. i think dogs are cats are two different things. and why pit them against each other? both are nice
it's mostly just dogfags being insecure about cats for whatever reason.
I file noise complaints for every dog that gets loud at every opportunity.
If animal control gets called out multiple times, by city ordianance they have to put the animal down.
Everyone should start doing this to hold irresponsible dog owners accountable for being shit people.
Here we go sharing our personal opinions on an anonymous forums again.
Cats and dogs have different nature. It's like saying you like apples and not oranges. That being said, post pictures of your dogs gay.
Op here, this is my animal brother
your dog is chad tier anon, howd an insecure little shit like you get such good taste
No fucking idea but it's a great way to get normie tier categorisation when trying to fit into new social circles. No like i try to prostitute my dogs image or anything
I think they are both good depending on what personality a person has. I like having both.
Most big dogs are alright. I prefer cats though, because they're quieter. Barking makes my ears pound. I can understand liking big dogs more than cats though.
Small dogs should all be shot. Every single one of them.
>Small dogs should all be shot. Every single one of them.
that's interesting I don't see small dogs sneaking into peoples gardens shitting everywhere killing birds and screeching outside my window at 3am. if it were not for the laws of this land I would slaughter every cat I see.
Yep, instead they shit on your lawn and bark incessantly for 20 hours a day. Also they do fucking nothing, they don't even kill pests or bugs. Cats saved many people in the Black Plague, the FUCK have small dogs ever done gay?
>Cats saved many people in the Black Plague, the FUCK have small dogs ever done gay?
A cope and a myth. Dogs are far better at killing rats and mice then cats.
If you live in the countryside or in the middle of the woods like i did for most of my life, having a large dog is essential for fucking off dangerous animals. Dogs aren't meant for cities
Oh my friend, I was talking about small dogs exclusively. Big dogs can be a bitch too, but they serve distinct purpose and are generally much more pleasant than small rat dogs.
I mean yeah, only gays like small dogs. Small dogs are basically honorary cats
Bingo. While I hate little dogs, I understand the purpose of large dogs. I don't love them, but I tolerate them.
Large dogs are useful. They can help with livestock, chase off wild animals, and help with hunting. They're USEFUL. They're significantly more intelligent, and friendlier to boot. That's why I specified that I hate small dogs.
>t. first and fifth reply anon
Dogs are are miles better than cats at killing rats, just look at this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSOD7m4XYg0
Pretty cool, but those are medium sized dogs. I'm talking about small dogs vs cats. I would take a cat over a dog if I had a rat problem. Those rats are in the open dirt where dogs thrive, but rats generally stay hidden or in hard to reach places. Cats are far more agile, though it does seem it takes longer to kill for a cat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Com5hw8cY
Cats are ok but they specifically bred dogs to hunt rats down and did use them at dockyards.
Yeah, that makes sense. A lot of them are bread just to be pets, so they're supposed to be useless. You get the rare one that's bred for something specific, but for the most part they're useless. People just have them for pets, but yeah in an urban environment I'd prefer a cat to a dog.
You can easily train small dogs not to bark all day. Small dogs also don't leave the house and fucking kill every endangered bird in existence ruining the entire ecosystem.
>I don't see small dogs sneaking into gardens
I have personally had a couple small dogs sneak into my backyard, and murder an entire flock of chickens.
>Screeching at night
Uh, do you not live near a small dog? All they do is yap. All day, all night.
>I would slaughter them
Do it. You can legally shoot pests on your property, supposing you're an American. You have the right of property protection. A cat would fall under the category of pest, so shoot it.
>I have personally had a couple small dogs sneak into my backyard, and murder an entire flock of chickens.
Chad dog. Chickens are birds that should have gone extinct centuries ago
they do all that and are straight up retarded, at least there are ways to scare a cat off