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I invite my cat to make sure all spiders are dead.
What does she do? She sees the spider, she ignores it and sleeps on my pillow.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take the hint moron. Spiders are friends unless it's a brown recluse then you should kill it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasnt brutally stomped to dead and beyond for years to the point they fear him
    OP is gay and also a homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stomped spiders*

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are gay. Cats are based.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I figured you'd just start projecting. What am I coping about exactly huh clown? I didnt spend major money on an inbred ugly cat. I have nothing to cope about

      >you have no animals
      I have plenty of animals, just no cats. You keep trying this weird flex thing on me, you're just a fricking clown with an ugly cat so it doesnt work. I don't respect you and neither does anyone else, you're just a dumb moron pissing your money away on ugly cats and trying really hard to cope about it.

      >that's your opinion buddy.
      Probably more objective than yours, you just have post purchase rationalization lol
      >Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up
      I dont have cats however I'll say that any stray looks objectively better than your weird fricking inbred animals

      i'm saying she doesnt look remotely interesting or cute she looks like she's literally a disabled genetically worthless cat

      cat looks moronic, only reason you dont think so is because you spent so much money on it

      why is this guy so mad lel

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cat looks moronic, only reason you dont think so is because you spent so much money on it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all cats are moronic, i paid money for her looks not her brain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm saying she doesnt look remotely interesting or cute she looks like she's literally a disabled genetically worthless cat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's your opinion buddy. I think they look good and exotic. Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that's your opinion buddy.
            Probably more objective than yours, you just have post purchase rationalization lol
            >Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up
            I dont have cats however I'll say that any stray looks objectively better than your weird fricking inbred animals

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i have cross breed wild animals, you have no animals.
              You dont even have stray cats and you're still being an ass.
              Weaksauce shit bruva

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you have no animals
                I have plenty of animals, just no cats. You keep trying this weird flex thing on me, you're just a fricking clown with an ugly cat so it doesnt work. I don't respect you and neither does anyone else, you're just a dumb moron pissing your money away on ugly cats and trying really hard to cope about it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek, cope harder

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I figured you'd just start projecting. What am I coping about exactly huh clown? I didnt spend major money on an inbred ugly cat. I have nothing to cope about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >its fine brother, calm down

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that cat
                >ugly
                Nope. That cat is cute af

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have gotten an overpriced designer cat then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that aint fair. She kills everything she sees on command, and when you bring her upstairs she stops and sleeps on your accomodation like a dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not? They are arguably better to look?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All cats are like this

      >i will not hunt the spider
      >not the mouse either, i don't feel like it. the ones in your house are boring and taste like they eat corn syrup.
      >yes i'd love to catch the mice in the field that aren't doing shit to you.
      >cat leaves you a pile of mouse intestines, mice still in your house btw
      >meanwhile, the dog goes around the house hunting flies and spiders and knocks over a vase

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        more or less true. All flying pests get taken out in minutes by the fat brown cat

        https://i.imgur.com/kGaFzuG.jpg

        .
        She eats wasps and flies like no one's business.
        The white one kills spiders, but it has to be her jam or she'll just go to sleep

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        meanwhile 'scary' spiders and snakes busy being unseen heroes of pest control.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more pics of your cat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why? you think she's hot?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cute cat. How much did this pussy cost you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1.5k euros. I have another too. About 3 grand euros in total for both of them

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >1.5k euros
            >for a cat

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              for a very nice cat. Not my problem you cant afford that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Wtv1RZk.jpg

          1.5k euros. I have another too. About 3 grand euros in total for both of them

          this is the bigger one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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