cats

I invite my cat to make sure all spiders are dead.
What does she do? She sees the spider, she ignores it and sleeps on my pillow.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take the hint retard. Spiders are friends unless it's a brown recluse then you should kill it

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he hasnt brutally stomped to dead and beyond for years to the point they fear him
    OP is gay and also a gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stomped spiders*

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are gay. Cats are based.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I figured you'd just start projecting. What am I coping about exactly huh clown? I didnt spend major money on an inbred ugly cat. I have nothing to cope about

      >you have no animals
      I have plenty of animals, just no cats. You keep trying this weird flex thing on me, you're just a fucking clown with an ugly cat so it doesnt work. I don't respect you and neither does anyone else, you're just a dumb retard pissing your money away on ugly cats and trying really hard to cope about it.

      >that's your opinion buddy.
      Probably more objective than yours, you just have post purchase rationalization lol
      >Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up
      I dont have cats however I'll say that any stray looks objectively better than your weird fucking inbred animals

      i'm saying she doesnt look remotely interesting or cute she looks like she's literally a disabled genetically worthless cat

      cat looks retarded, only reason you dont think so is because you spent so much money on it

      why is this guy so mad lel

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cat looks retarded, only reason you dont think so is because you spent so much money on it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all cats are retarded, i paid money for her looks not her brain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm saying she doesnt look remotely interesting or cute she looks like she's literally a disabled genetically worthless cat

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's your opinion buddy. I think they look good and exotic. Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that's your opinion buddy.
            Probably more objective than yours, you just have post purchase rationalization lol
            >Better looking than any stray you'll ever pick up
            I dont have cats however I'll say that any stray looks objectively better than your weird fucking inbred animals

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              i have cross breed wild animals, you have no animals.
              You dont even have stray cats and you're still being an ass.
              Weaksauce shit bruva

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have no animals
                I have plenty of animals, just no cats. You keep trying this weird flex thing on me, you're just a fucking clown with an ugly cat so it doesnt work. I don't respect you and neither does anyone else, you're just a dumb retard pissing your money away on ugly cats and trying really hard to cope about it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, cope harder

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I figured you'd just start projecting. What am I coping about exactly huh clown? I didnt spend major money on an inbred ugly cat. I have nothing to cope about

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >its fine brother, calm down

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that cat
                >ugly
                Nope. That cat is cute af

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have gotten an overpriced designer cat then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that aint fair. She kills everything she sees on command, and when you bring her upstairs she stops and sleeps on your accomodation like a dick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not? They are arguably better to look?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All cats are like this

      >i will not hunt the spider
      >not the mouse either, i don't feel like it. the ones in your house are boring and taste like they eat corn syrup.
      >yes i'd love to catch the mice in the field that aren't doing shit to you.
      >cat leaves you a pile of mouse intestines, mice still in your house btw
      >meanwhile, the dog goes around the house hunting flies and spiders and knocks over a vase

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        more or less true. All flying pests get taken out in minutes by the fat brown cat

        https://i.imgur.com/kGaFzuG.jpg

        .
        She eats wasps and flies like no one's business.
        The white one kills spiders, but it has to be her jam or she'll just go to sleep

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        meanwhile 'scary' spiders and snakes busy being unseen heroes of pest control.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post more pics of your cat

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why? you think she's hot?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute cat. How much did this pussy cost you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          1.5k euros. I have another too. About 3 grand euros in total for both of them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >1.5k euros
            >for a cat

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              for a very nice cat. Not my problem you cant afford that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/Wtv1RZk.jpg

          1.5k euros. I have another too. About 3 grand euros in total for both of them

          this is the bigger one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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