Cats

Why you love or hate cats?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dey cool. Had 2 growing up. Like petting my friends cat but prefer dogs personally.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like them all
    Very ugly, smelly, dirty animals
    Dont like finding their shit buried in my garden but also understand why cathomosexuals toss them outside to fend for themselves, i wouldnt want that shit inside my house either
    Basically theyre unsuitable pets for 99% of people who have them

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    love cats, hate shitty cat owners, especially the ones that let them outside

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nature is bad for the environment. the absolute state of Wauf.

    remind me again who can create fire intentionally?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      theres nothing natural about outdoor cats

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it was just that cat. idk. never really got too close to any other pets after he died. not even other cats.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my cat could tell when I was too upset for pets. none of my dogs ever could without pushing them away.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the cat. same with dogs. this is the only correct answer.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like cats because

    Curious
    Ninjas
    Cunning
    Zen

    Hate them:
    Pee on my couch
    Being a moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do cats have to do with Zen?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my first pet was a kitten. I was maybe 5. he slept on my pillow with me for 12 years every single night just purring away. the only time he ever scratched me was when he was sitting in my lap on the porch one day and the neighbors dog came up and it scared him. he frickt the dog up too; it never came back. I didn't dislike the neighbors dog -just saying

    my second pet was a dog while I still had this cat and jesus frick dogs are needy morons.
    >muh training
    you dont have to train a cat to be decent
    >muh protector
    why cant you protect yourself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cont
      funny thing about this cat...

      he would slaughter the frick out mice in the yard (we lived near a large field), but if a mouse found it's way in the house he accepted them as if we gave the mouse permission to be there. I saw that little fricker just watch a mouse scurry across the kitchen one day and he just looked at me like "hey man, your house your rules".

      to be fair he could tell when I didn't really like whoever come to visit because he would repel their advances in his own way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t have to train a cat to be decent but you can’t train a cat not to be shit either. Intelligent animals need educated and will default to getting what they want at your expense. Some dogs are still inherently decent, but are still clever shitheads. Other dogs would be killed regardless of training if we did away with indoor doghomosexualry again.

      After the first two years dogs no longer resemble anything needy but i stay the frick away from the obedience cuck breeds. Cats are what they are, forever, which is why people just put them outside.

      https://i.imgur.com/ZZGidHi.jpg

      Why you love or hate cats?

      I don’t hate cats, i hate cat people, and i don’t have the funds to ethically and cleanly keep such a high maintenance animal with an unchanging personality that ranges from mewling and needy to insanely aggressive depending on your luck with the cat lottery. Dogs have been domesticated four times longer and it shows. Cats are basically exotic pets like any other farm animal, but too moronic to survive any better than a husky. In fact, cats and huskies are VERY similar in every single way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe its just because we were kids together, me and this cat. nobody thought he was shit, but damned if he couldn't tell when I wasn't cool with things or somebody that happened to be there.

    • 1 year ago
      Homelessathome

      I agree completely,dogs can act moronic in allot of casses.Dogs are more for extroverts,cats are definrtely for introverts.Cats play but after that they need time for themself.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like them they are cute and do funny things 🙂

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    theyre ok, usually not friendly. bad for environment. i dont like when they pee on my stuff
    cute. and the nice ones are amazing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bad for environment
      most of what they catch is the slowest aka not alpha of the bunch aka not gonna cause an extinction event any time soon. catsplosions only happen when food is readily available and even then they will run off the competition and keep their own pop in check while doing so.

      tnr a bunch of ferals and any littermates that dont get caught will be run the frick off by the ones that get "treatment" while still running off other strays.

      they just dont kill racoons and good luck saying those bastards ever benefited us beyond making hats out of them.

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