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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what causes dog owners to behave like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All moral degradation traces back to homosexuality. It has nothing to do with dogs. These people actually prefer horses for their masculinity but dogs are simply more accessible so they just close their eyes and say “neigh” to themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual and member of the gay community here, can confirm. theres an overlap with zoosadism and there are no 100% straight zoosadists, and no such thing as one that would really take a dog over a horse. only one that hasnt loosened up enough yet.

        i dont do that shit but all animal frickers are gay and they get together via gay meetups (yes, even in the middle east)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >(yes, even in the middle east)
          If anything they’re some of the biggest offenders

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            no, they actually are.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yknow, the last two times /dog/ was persistently raided by zoosadists, one did not even like dogs and degenerated to posting webms of them dying while rambling about cat supremacy, and the other ended up being a /horse/ regular who simply couldn't fit a mini mare into a truck cabin, and also did not really like dogs and actually tortured his by wrapping it in tape.

        Given dogs small size and relative fragility (they get a UTI if they lay in the dirt on a full moon ffs) I really doubt anyone who would frick a dog is actually a dog person. It's like relating chinese cat torturers to cat owners. They are entirely different groups - one actually likes the animal, and while you do have to acquire an animal to abuse it, the other one is just torturing whatever is accessible.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are very sanitary animals. Just look at this one responsibly using a toilet.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    average cat person house

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people always horde cats of all things? Why not a clean animal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not a clean animal?
        Such as?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Any animal that isnt cats

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >nonanswer
            Cool

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it wa s pretty clear
              Are you special needs or something?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Learn what words mean

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which ones?
                Are you a bot cycling through canned replies or just a 99 iq npc?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it looks so goofy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >putting sushi in your Spaghetti-O's
      Do cat people really?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just wash your cat bro lol
    Sorry, I don't have 80,000 dollars to spare in medical bills every month

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bidenomics is wrecking america so much that Americans are selling their shit box for a few bucks.

    I don't know if I should be alarmed or amused. same in germany too. people are selling their cats if they think it has "pedigree blood"

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cat will barely use her litter because another cat may have used it once.
    So good luck.

    Although ragdolls are picky...

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as someone who has neither a cat nor a dog but visits several peoples' houses a day due to work: dogs smell awful if they're not washed, they smell fine if they are washed. cats smell awful if they're not washed, and would probably smell fine if they were washed, but everyone who owns one seems to think they wash themselves. I've never met a person with an unwashed dog that doesn't at least know that it smells - like they won't generally let it inside and certainly won't let it climb up on things like lounges and beds and kitchen counters, they'll tell people to wash their hands after patting it etc. but conversely I have never met a cat owner who is the least bit aware of the smell. every cat owner's house has at least a faint trace of that feral public bathroom/gross sweaty vegana smell - sometimes it can even be bad enough as to be gag-inducing, but they invariably will have no idea what you're talking about if you bring it up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have (too many) dogs
      I'm a small dog person but I aquired 2 large dogs + my smalls and, despite my best efforts, they are dirty and smelly a lot of the time and so is my house.
      I bathe them once or twice a month and use dry shampoo in between, use furniture covers and blankets and launder them frequently, mop/steam the floors regularly etc. but it is still a neverending losing battle
      When people come over for the first time I *always* warn them and give them a chance to back out without getting defensive
      I get it, if you dont like dogs you will not be comfortable inside my house

      On the contrary, I have visited cat people on more than one occasion where they give you no warning and their living situation is an objective nightmare
      Once I was offered accomodation and I get there and it was a literal cat pee couch and they got offended when I told them I would be making other arrangements
      Another time I went to a LITERAL MOTEL at like 2am and it was so cat filthy I slept in my van. In the morning I woke up and saw about one million kittens poking out of one of the rooms, I told managment how disgusting and dirty and obviously infested with cats the room was and that I wouldn't pay and they denied it and said it must have been one of the guests.. like dude I can see the cat hoard in the window.
      It's like they are actually blind and smellbroken
      They will say toxo is a meme but it really is the most reasonable explantion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn i hate those cat "people" that dont take care of their cats
        I never had a dog but i did have many cats
        Most cats if you let them outside theyll shit there
        The litterbox is a meme
        I had 1 cat tho that would piss everywhere
        When the cat pisses on the couch, its time to throw it away
        Simple as
        Currently i have 2 cats and none of them piss in the house unless when you lock them in a room for 2 days
        The cat smell is real tho, especially for toys you dont wash
        Overall tho cats are pretty clean in my experience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >my experience with cats was so clean i had to throw out my furniture
          this is exactly the cognitive dissonance i expect from a cat person

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Its a shame a domesticated animal literally bred to love us unconditionally, to the point that their affection and loyalty makes dogs look like cold hearted women, had to draw the attention of such absolute fricking morons.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think your brain parasites are flaring up again

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Its a shame a domesticated animal literally bred to love us unconditionally
              They will literally eat your corpse if you die alone in your house.
              A dog would never do that unless it was on the brink of starvation.

              You are also still down a couch from your "clean" pet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whats this unwashed dog stuff? A third world thing? Are you one of those mexicans with a communal dog thats some mastiff mutt free to roll in everything in town?

      Dogs always smell good over here. Same cornbready/barley stewy/leafy-grassy smell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        most dogs are retrievers or mastiffs. objectively. retrievers and mastiffs ARE AWFUL SMELLING moronic MUTANTS THAT NEED WASHED WEEKLY AND WILL TURN AROUND AND EAT THEIR SHIT AS THEY MAKE IT. Frick retrievers and mastiffs.

        Wauf is a majority collie/husky/gsd board made up of well to do whites who only know other collie/husky/gsd and small dog owners so the people here are totally ignorant as to how fricking awful the majority of dogs are. Lab, golden retriever, mastiff, pitbull, bulldog, poodle, they all smell like ass 24/7 if they have not been bathed in the past 7 days and they are by far the worst shit eaters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of person/dog would not smell without weekly showering.
          Needing to have basic hygiene isn't a bad thing.

          Are you telling me that catgays don't shower their cats weekly?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, because cats clean themselves and hate water. When it rains when theyre outside once a month thats enough. Only breed cats need to be showered

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I am not letting anything the bathes less than once a month in my house.
              Cats have the hygiene habits of Daniel Larson.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Cats clean themselves so I dont have to clean them.
              See, this is why we appear to hate cats, but we actually hate you, the cat people

              No cats do not clean themselves. They coat themselves in spit. Hey, spit on a rag and rub that around your body maybe 3-4 hours after you get dirty. Did you take a shit? Fondle your wiener? Don't wash your hands! Walk around touching everything and an hour later when you're kind of tired, LICK YOUR HANDS. That's what a cat does.

              They are not clean. You have to clean them.

              The "cats are clean" myth seems to be an islamic heretic thing because cats engage in a behavior that vaguely resembles the way mudslimes "clean" themselves to enter a mosque properly and they had to strain to look for that because the schizophrenic murderer who made up their religion so he could rape 8 year old girls also preferred cats to dogs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but exactly how often are you cleaning your cats and what are you doing to clean them?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >How often are you cleaning your cats
                After a training regimen that would ruin a dog for life to keep it off furniture and countertops, I still have to sedate it and just put it in the bathtub to wash it. Dirt comes off the "clean" cat. It also needs brushed despite having short hair or else it sheds too much and vomits up hair daily.

                You can use benadryl or marijuana to sedate a cat for grooming. I recommend benadryl, marijuana can randomly make them more active.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cats are cleaner than dogs moron. it's not just about the spit, it's about their tongues too. you're arguing against physics here. obviously they won't be cleaner than after you've given them a bath (you should actually bathe your cat occasionally), but they are far cleaner than a dog or pretty much every single pet out there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cats are clean bro they lick themselves a little eventually
                Scoop the box
                Wash it out
                Wash your cat
                Simple as

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a nightmare i'm sorry you had to deal with that. cat people don't care how gross their houses are

                [...]
                you keep a box of animal shit in your kitchen?

                Always with the filthy piss and shit crumbs everywhere
                Not sure why they feel the need to document it and make it public

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based and true

          Water dogs were bred to have more oils in their coat, which go rancid, and the wrinkles and flop parts of a lot of ugly, non-wolfish dogs are yeast/bacteria traps similar to your armpits. A naturally shaped dog has much less odor. The wolfier the better, they should have a solid layer of stiff, slick guard hairs that prevent dirt from getting deep into their fur.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based and true

          Water dogs were bred to have more oils in their coat, which go rancid, and the wrinkles and flop parts of a lot of ugly, non-wolfish dogs are yeast/bacteria traps similar to your armpits. A naturally shaped dog has much less odor. The wolfier the better, they should have a solid layer of stiff, slick guard hairs that prevent dirt from getting deep into their fur.

          Yup. A lot of these dogs have rancid body odor but ironically enough the owners frequently suffer from the same form of nose blindness that cat owners and sweat up and down they don’t smell anything or that it even smells “””””good””””, guess that’s just acclimation for you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Non-fricked up dogs do smell good. I can leave for a week, come back to my naturally shaped and coated dog and they smell good. A plain hose down every now and then focused on their legs/belly and there are no issues to be had. Unless they go to the dog park. The dog park is like using a litterbox, you might think no one stepped in shit but the dirt itself is shit.

            Golden retrievers are a special kind of stink. And they leak drool involuntarily, almost all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uhh no I'm talking about like farm dogs that people don't generally tend to wash unless they get absolutely filthy because they live outside anyway

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno I just clean my three litter boxes everyday and things work out fine for me not sure what the fuss is

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just take it out and reheat the rice to sterilize it. It's fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just take it out and reheat the rice to sterilize it. It's fine.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a cat woman living a couple houses from mine and her house absolutely reeks, to the point where you can't even walk on the sidewalk in front of it without being blasted in the face by the stench of cat piss and shit. But I guess that's neutral smell for cathomosexuals living in that filth.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are you on about? Cats smell like fur and cat food. Nothing more.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs smell good, period
    Cats smell as good as you can keep them, you really need to clean your litterbox

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dogs smell good, period
      Dog people are fricked up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cats smell fine, unless you’re literally letting them sleep in their litterbox or not cleaning it regularly or something, in which case no shit (lol)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the cat owner is dirty and moronic
    >DOG gayS DOG FRICKERS WHY DO U HATE CATS
    Why are cathomosexuals incapable of separating their idiocy from their pet
    I have even been accused of hating cats for saying letting them outside is bad. morons.

    How about this “cat hate fact”? Cats are not and never have been pest control. To say this, apparently, is to hate cats. But actually its just a fact and you can still have a pet cat but its like pretending a husky would protect you from black people.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know where my cats poo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You wont know where its dead bloated corpse is either

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dog worshiper seething over the dog fatigue thread so badly he has to make fun of cats using litter boxes instead of them pooping all over the yard like dogs do
    Sad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >having a smelly box of shit sand in his house
      gross

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't doggays have this same visceral reaction when it comes to other animals that live inside, like rabbits, birds, small mammals or reptiles? They all also essentially shit in a box in your house that smells if you don't clean it properly.
        This is a rhetorical question obviously. We all know why.

        People sell/rent their homes on Facebook marketplace all the time wym

        Kek'd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >YEAH BUH BUT THOSE OTHER ANIMALS DONT TRACK IT YHROUGH YOUR HOUSEE
          Yes they do. You don't let your indoor pets have time outside their cage? Dipshit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          those animals are garbage pets, but at least the smaller ones aren't tracking shit sand all over your counters. cats and catgays are fricking gross

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i had all kinds of pets. in terms of shitting and pissing, cat was the least offender. even my BTS was a bigger offender because she she just relieved herself anywhere including myself. the biggest offenders were birds and hamsters, rats, rodents in general who are constantly shitting and pissing for the entire day. so yeah you're a dogcuck who clearly never owned any other pet and how could you? you're too busy gagging on the knot down your throat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My mom had a cat when I was younger. It was repulsive watching it gag then vomit on the carpet, take a shit then walk over the kitchen bench, lick the cutting board, among other things. One time it started vomiting in my room so I ran to open the door and it got scared and pissed all over my bed. The furniture and carpet was all torn up and we couldn't leave the windows and doors open or it would run out. The kitty litter made the whole house stink. It would constantly meow and sprint around the house at 5 am like a spaz. Every morning I'd go downstairs and be met with the smell of cat shit. If you were under a blanket it would see your feet moving and claw into them full force. It use to follow me around the house and mess with whatever I was doing. When it didn't get attention it would go take a shit and not cover it up. When I did give it attention it would freak out after 30sec of petting and bite me then run away. There was cat hair everywhere all over the carpet, couches and pillows. It would also freak out whenever it was in the car start scratching you. Cat person houses literally just smell bad to someone without one. I haven't even mentioned the costs.

            I am never getting a cat again. If my partner or kids ever want one it will be an unmovable NO. Only stupid people would sacrifice having a clean pleasant quiet home for an animal like that. You are putrefying your space to recharge and refresh. I cannot fathom it. You must be a messy barbaric person to not see the issue with this. Looking at this image gives me PTSD.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              your mom was a nasty b***h and yes a disgusting person
              that image is gross and no one is going to disagree

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ive seen so many homes like this to varying degrees and its very unique to cat owners like they just get accustomed to cat stink, errant turds and puddles of puke at a certain point
                And I get the argument
                >dont be disgusting and clean it up
                But WHY subject yourself to it in the first place? Im not a super clean freak person but just the concept of a litterbox inside my home makes me mental
                I have a decent sized 1800 sqft home and there's no where to put a litterbox that wouldnt constantly bother me but I know people with often multiple cats in a places 1/3 the size or less and its frankly disgusting, I would be suicidal living like that
                The normie accepted concept of cats being a clean, low maintainence pet is absolutely mind boggling to me

                I forgot to mention that the cat would drag kitty litter all through the house. Its litter box was in the laundry room near the downstairs toilet so I'd take a piss at night and be stepping in kitty litter grains. It occasionally made the clothes and sheets smell since she would dry them around the litter box. My mom laughed whenever it vomited or shat somewhere in the house; its favourite places where behind doors and in corners. I remember one time it dragged its shit-covered ass on the carpet after it took a wet shit and left a giant smear mark. She never properly cleaned the carpet either, only paper towels and vacuuming. There was also an episode where it pissed and shat in our shower at night. You also couldn't leave your food lying around because it watches you the whole time. Cooking was a struggle since I'd leave the kitchen for a minute and it would jump up and start licking everything and walking on the cutting board. The food bowl was in the kitchen too and cat food would go everywhere. The cat would lie and sit in the middle of hallways so you always had to watch your step. She also never washed the cat or took it to the vet so it would always smell bad (I think it was overweight too, i don't remember).

                Cats are gross. I just can't, life is too short to deal with that. You are sacrificing your home and 10 years of your life. I know I sound like a karen right now but people need a clean isolated living spaces for their mental health. Even caged pets like lizards and fish stink up the room and require tons of care. Unfortunately pets aren't for me, I had plenty as a kid but I've grown away from it all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Unfortunately pets aren't for me
                That’s really the crux of it. At least you’re honest and self aware enough to admit it. Pets have a lot of overlapping responsibilities and a lot of the issues found with cats are found with a lot of other pets.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ive seen so many homes like this to varying degrees and its very unique to cat owners like they just get accustomed to cat stink, errant turds and puddles of puke at a certain point
              And I get the argument
              >dont be disgusting and clean it up
              But WHY subject yourself to it in the first place? Im not a super clean freak person but just the concept of a litterbox inside my home makes me mental
              I have a decent sized 1800 sqft home and there's no where to put a litterbox that wouldnt constantly bother me but I know people with often multiple cats in a places 1/3 the size or less and its frankly disgusting, I would be suicidal living like that
              The normie accepted concept of cats being a clean, low maintainence pet is absolutely mind boggling to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I personally couldn't deal with the inherent cleaning up after an animal that comes with owning an animal
                Then animal ownership just isn't for you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ive owned lots of animals that dont involve living in neverending filth

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Ive owned lots of animals that dont involve living in neverending filth

                [...]
                I forgot to mention that the cat would drag kitty litter all through the house. Its litter box was in the laundry room near the downstairs toilet so I'd take a piss at night and be stepping in kitty litter grains. It occasionally made the clothes and sheets smell since she would dry them around the litter box. My mom laughed whenever it vomited or shat somewhere in the house; its favourite places where behind doors and in corners. I remember one time it dragged its shit-covered ass on the carpet after it took a wet shit and left a giant smear mark. She never properly cleaned the carpet either, only paper towels and vacuuming. There was also an episode where it pissed and shat in our shower at night. You also couldn't leave your food lying around because it watches you the whole time. Cooking was a struggle since I'd leave the kitchen for a minute and it would jump up and start licking everything and walking on the cutting board. The food bowl was in the kitchen too and cat food would go everywhere. The cat would lie and sit in the middle of hallways so you always had to watch your step. She also never washed the cat or took it to the vet so it would always smell bad (I think it was overweight too, i don't remember).

                Cats are gross. I just can't, life is too short to deal with that. You are sacrificing your home and 10 years of your life. I know I sound like a karen right now but people need a clean isolated living spaces for their mental health. Even caged pets like lizards and fish stink up the room and require tons of care. Unfortunately pets aren't for me, I had plenty as a kid but I've grown away from it all

                >Even caged pets like lizards and fish stink up the room and require tons of care
                Assuming this is the same person, it's unsurprising that a schizophrenic can't keep the cleanfreak LARP consistent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you make such a moronic assumption?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone who hates cats is one person

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That was me growing up too, but my mother had 13 cats. It's not a coincidence I haven't seen her in over 20 years.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a nightmare i'm sorry you had to deal with that. cat people don't care how gross their houses are

                https://i.imgur.com/HUAxJ8j.jpeg

                >cats are clean bro they lick themselves a little eventually
                Scoop the box
                Wash it out
                Wash your cat
                Simple as

                you keep a box of animal shit in your kitchen?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          None of those animals are 10% as disgusting as cats, that's why

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/38m1SXr.jpeg

            those animals are garbage pets, but at least the smaller ones aren't tracking shit sand all over your counters. cats and catgays are fricking gross

            Doggay cope, as usual. If you actually hated cats for the reasons you say you hate cats then you would hate birds and rabbits too.
            >b-but cats destroy wildlife!
            Irrelevant, I'm talking about indoor cats exclusively.
            >birds
            Shit all over your stuff when they're outside the cage. Bird cages also smell if they're not cleaned at least weekly and bird dust gets everywhere.
            >house rabbits
            House rabbits also use litterboxes and basically live like a cat in your home.
            >reptiles
            Live in a box in your home in which they shit, and then they inevitably get shit all over themselves, which they get on you when you hold them.
            For anyone with half a brain, these animals are just as 'dirty' as indoor cats. Of course, doggays will cope and seethe at this as well, it's in their nature.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              rabbits smell good
              birds smell like nothing
              reptile shit reeks but they shit infrequently enough that it doesnt ruin your life
              cats smell like piss and shit all the time and track diseased piss and shit granules everywhere they walk like your home is a cat cage
              the only people coping here are the cathomosexuals acting like its only dog owners who find them repulsive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pure projection. Cats smell like nothing and cat houses only smell bad if they use a litter tray and they severely neglect to clean it. Meanwhile dogs smell inherently. All you have to do is pet a dog for one millisecond and your hand fricking reeks. And that's exactly what doggay houses smell of. I used to deliver furniture and you could tell when you went to a doggays house, the fricking stench would hit you as soon as the door opened every time. Meanwhile cat houses smelled like nothing 9 times out of 10, there was occasionally a pissy one and it was usually an old woman or something who wasn't diligent in cleaning the tray.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You smell like cat so its like nothing to you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cats smell like nothing and cat houses only smell bad if they use a litter tray and they severely neglect to clean it.
                homie, you are nuts. You can smell when a vehicle has had cats in it, let alone a home.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >rabbits smell good
                Rest of comment discarded since you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. Rabbits stink if they're not cared for properly. Almost like cats. Weird huh.
                Keep coping, contrarian. Normal people can see through your bullshit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks cornfed domestic predator shit smells the same as hay eating herbivore shit
                >says others are contrarian and dont know what theyre talking about
                audacity

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks shit in any capacity smells good

                I would eat rabbit shit before allowing a filthy cat to live inside my home

                >would literally eat shit
                This is your brain on constant contrarianism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, rabbit shit is just pellets of barely-digested grass. It's not like stinky omnivore/carnivore poop.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Justifying someone saying they would literally eat shit
                You people will go to some lengths huh.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Grass eating herbivore shit smells like fertile soil
                It can be too much but its not inherently unpleasant unlike the vile disgusting putrid toxic waste that cats produce that sticks stench to cat people worse than cigarette smoke from satan's ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You're lying when it comes to your justification for your vitriolic cat hate because you don't mind this other animal that also shits in your house
                >YEAH WELL UHHHH THAT OTHER ANIMAL SHIT IS GOOD ACTUALLY BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY?!??!
                >I WOULD LITERALLY, LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY RATHER EAT ACTUAL ANIMAL SHIT THAN EVEN LOOK AT A CAT
                Very normal stance to have. Very normal thing to say. Have you tried telling people in real life that you people think like this? Maybe you should.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think many people would agree with me
                This time of year they even sell herbivore shit at the grocery store
                Ive never seen anyone try to sell cat shit but maybe you should try since you apparently you cant tell the difference

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lucky you, can pick up a cheap snack when you're out and about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would eat rabbit shit before allowing a filthy cat to live inside my home

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >birds smell like nothing
                Depends entirely on the bird. A lot have a musky scent people can find unpleasant. You’re full of shit (ironically)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Birds have an awful scent. It's kind of like basement must.

                At least dog smell is warm, pleasant, savory, and nostalgic for the outdoors for having components in common with wetlands and pine forests

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >cats smell like piss and shit all the time
                My cats literally NEVER smelled bad. Cats smell like the place they live so if your cats smelled gross, that's because your house is gross. Sorry to break it to you, but clean your house mate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cats smell like cats and its a bad smell

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yet I can't smell anything. Dogs on the other hand ALWAYS smell bad, unless just washed or something

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                depends. some breeds smell way less than others. greyhounds/sighthounds smell less as opposed to a slobbering oily lab

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                have never seen a house with a dog inside that doesn't smell like dogs, a very noticeable smell. Corgi, Alsace, Daschund, poodle, french bulldog, mutt, they all stink somehow

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then you're noseblind to the smell. Just took in twoxkittens wild foundxin my shed, they don't have good cleaning instincts yet and they stink worse than any animal I've ever owned, including our two adult cats that groom themselves. I hate the bathroom were keeping them in now because the smell is atrocious despite cleaning the litter religiously and running interference with candles/incense, febreeze, nothing is working. The little shits will be playing peacefully on the bed and let out the nastiest silent farts I've ever experienced. It sucks. Kill kittens.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >birds smell like nothing
                confirmed fricking moron, and this is coming from someone who used to own several parrots including an indian ringneck. my indian ringneck DEFINITELY smelled. as in, the animal itself and also made my room smell like him. cats themselves do not smell, they instead smell like your house. go back to /r/catfree or something you crazed shitskin

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dont those birds live for decades? Are you old, larping, or just a horrible pet owner?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the dogfricker shifts the goalpost as his worthless argument falls apart. I have had birds since I was 6 years old. I no longer have the bird because I do not agree with keeping birds in cages. I gave it away to someone who granted it (and other birds) an entire room. and that's why owning bird sucks a lot actually, and they should never be a house pet. my parakeets and my wieneratiel died of old age a long time ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Horrible pet owner it is
                You baseline reek all the time, dont act like youre some authority on it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Horrible pet owner it is
                how exactly am I a "horrible pet owner"? cope harder doghomosexual. it's time to start admitting that you have no idea what you're talking about. imagine stating your midwit opinions so confidently on things you've never even experienced. the matter of fact is, birds do have a smell. it's not as bad as a doggay's house though, just letting you know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i decided pet birds were cruel after i already got one so i gave it to animal hoarder YOU FRICK DOGS DOG FRICKER FRICK KNOTS DOG JIZZ ANAL BUM DOG
                im 100% sure your cat does smell like your house and im 100% sure its disgusting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                kek, keep sinking in that hole moron. yes, people change their minds on things. especially when they reach adulthood and they see their pet for what it is as opposed to when they were only 6
                >animal hoarder
                fricking moron. word of advice, never get a bird even if you have a dedicated room for it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are the last person I would take advice about pet birds from tyvm

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you're too moronic to take any advice at all

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe youre right
                I just ordered some birds btw
                Ideally how long should I let a child abuse them before I relinquish them to hoarders?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Realising what you did was wrong and setting things right later on is BAD ACKCHYUYALLY
                You need to be 18 to post here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no argument and are grasping for straws on the main issue here. Stop embarrassing yourself and admit you’re wrong.

                mad kek

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                Least booty blasted cathomosexual

                >no argument
                awesome

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >arguing with a moron
                awesome

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That’s what I‘ve been doing, yes, very honest of you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                eh nah cats have a very neutral smell

                You have no argument and are grasping for straws on the main issue here. Stop embarrassing yourself and admit you’re wrong.

                >Dogs smell good, period
                Dog people are fricked up.

                Cats smell fine, unless you’re literally letting them sleep in their litterbox or not cleaning it regularly or something, in which case no shit (lol)

                Least booty blasted cathomosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Birds actually like their cages, just like how you prefer living in your mom's catpiss basement all day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no they don't you worthless subhuman. not unless you keep them in the cages just to sleep and leave them free for the rest of the day. of course if you do that, it beats the purpose of a cage because now your house is covered in bird shit and your furniture has holes in it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no argument and are grasping for straws on the main issue here. Stop embarrassing yourself and admit you’re wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                eh nah cats have a very neutral smell

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >birds smell like nothing
                You have never been near a bird or have only been near properly kept birds. I generally detest cats but I can admit that s properly kept cat is similar to a properly kept bird or rabbit in their general lack of perceptible scent.
                And rabbits do not smell good.
                Thing is, properly keeping a cat or rabbit or any pet requires vigilance, something most people, regardless of whether they're "cat people" or not, simply lack altogether, especially in current year when people are "busy" with their TikToks and shit rather than doing something constructive.
                It's also why people have been progressively becoming shittier over time: parents are nowhere near as vigilant with child rearing as they once were to the point that if you're involved in the slightest with your kid's life, it's thought of as weird or helicoptering.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I had birds and a dog growing up
                My mom is very clean and i remember the dog smelling a bit like normal dog smell but never the birds

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unhinged post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this is what I never understood.
          >Animal shits in a box in your house that smells if you aren't diligent with cleaning it
          Applies to like, every indoor pet. What's the issue with all this schizoid hate around cats?
          >This is a rhetorical question obviously. We all know why.
          Oh right, yeah.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of people would reasonably agree that rodents and reptiles and the like are gross to keep in the house but if you say the same about cats its "schizoid hate"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go into the reptile or rabbit general and see how many people you can find seething, screeching, and coping about the disgusting homes of indoor rabbit/reptile keepers. Now go onto any thread that even mentions cats. I think you're lying.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ive only seen disgusting cathomosexual homes
                They spam filth almost as much as they spam cats on the internet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I look for homes of people who own dogs and don't pick up their dogs shit from their own driveway, and so their driveway just becomes caked in shit, there's 4 on my street alone. But I don't go in dog threads screeching about how all dog owners are disgusting despite that being what I see every time I leave my house.
                Maybe I should take a page out of cathateschizo people's book and start doing that. Maybe one day I'll understand the allure of being just....so willfully inept.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like ypure screeching about dogs right now but what do i know?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Cat hate
                Is hating cat people "hating cats"? Explain this logic.

                It's not hating cats. It's hating "cat people". Because, for hundreds of years, "cat people" have been uniquely vile and extremely common individuals. They are "THAT dog owner" (backyard pitbull running around in an open sewer) but instead of being a low IQ hick with delusions of security (that are still somewhat true, because maybe the burglars are too dumb to shoot the dog first), they are typically midwits with no excuse as cats have no working function whatsoever so you have no excuse for your lack of hygiene and tendency to not just neglect your pets by allowing them to roam, but insist that you must, and then go ahead and tell outright lies like "cats are smarter than dogs and need to be free".

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The schizophrenics itt hate cats though. If all they hated was the 'bad cat people' then they wouldn't be here throwing a tantrum over how 'all cat owning homes are filthy and cats are filthy and people who own cats are filthy' and saying that they would literally rather eat shit than touch a cat. That's Cat Hate, anon. Did you even read the thread?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >It's cat hate
                No, it's trolling the cat people after their presence is confirmed. You lack awareness and theory of mind.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I am going to shovel animal shit in my mouth to prove how much I hate cats. Here I go.
                >l-lol it was just a little trolling you're actually stupid for falling for it haha!
                Am I back in middle school? I feel like I'm back in middle school.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks people are eating shit to own le cats
                You ARE being trolled and you are not aware of how easy it is for people to troll you. Either that, or this is extra high level trolling, where you're trolling by pretending you're not aware you're being trolled.

                >and then go ahead and tell outright lies like "cats are smarter than dogs and need to be free"
                No one says this. This is why you’re being doubted and ridiculed. You’re imagining people to be upset about.

                Oh but people do say this. Quite a lot. People also say dogs should be put down if they attack cats, because it violates the natural order (false). There are laws for this on the books in some places. Entirely because of cat worship.
                >meanwhile, dogs that attack rabbits: hahaha suckers
                >the rabbits: shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >and then go ahead and tell outright lies like "cats are smarter than dogs and need to be free"
                No one says this. This is why you’re being doubted and ridiculed. You’re imagining people to be upset about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe that's because those are bizarre pets and you have a sub single digit percentage of visiting a home with one

                The "cat person", the midwit with a filthy home and neglected pets who hates dogs, is extremely common, representing a considerable amount of cat owners. To be a "cat person" is essentially to be exclusive to, and worship, cats. Otherwise you're just a person with a pet cat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >dog people: the 69% suck
                >people without pets: the 69% suck
                >people with both pets: the 69% suck
                >the 69%: i fricking hate dogs. dog people are idiots. dog people have no culture. dog people are filthy proles. i am a supreme gentleman. cats were, no, still ARE, gods. homosexuals! you all hate cats because they won't do what they tell you, you lowly servility craving peasants!
                >dog people, people without pets, and people with both pets: tldr scoop your litterbox and keep your cat inside kthxbai

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >dog people: the 69% suck
                >people without pets: the 69% suck
                >people with both pets: the 69% suck
                >the 69%: i fricking hate dogs. dog people are idiots. dog people have no culture. dog people are filthy proles. i am a supreme gentleman. cats were, no, still ARE, gods. homosexuals! you all hate cats because they won't do what they tell you, you lowly servility craving peasants!
                >dog people, people without pets, and people with both pets: tldr scoop your litterbox and keep your cat inside kthxbai

                Truth but "cat people" cant understand how "clean your litterbox and stop letting your pet larp as a stray" is different from "i hate cats and kill them on sight"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go into the reptile or rabbit general and see how many people you can find seething, screeching, and coping about the disgusting homes of indoor rabbit/reptile keepers. Now go onto any thread that even mentions cats. I think you're lying.

            https://i.imgur.com/PTWRwrT.jpeg

            If I look for homes of people who own dogs and don't pick up their dogs shit from their own driveway, and so their driveway just becomes caked in shit, there's 4 on my street alone. But I don't go in dog threads screeching about how all dog owners are disgusting despite that being what I see every time I leave my house.
            Maybe I should take a page out of cathateschizo people's book and start doing that. Maybe one day I'll understand the allure of being just....so willfully inept.

            uh oh schizobros our meme posting is being exposed again quick deploy the toxo posting…

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            My dog doesn't shit in a box I keep in my kitchen next to where I eat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No you eat it before it hits the floor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m sorry you think a house consists of only a kitchen. Must be a third world issue.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs don't typically shit in a box in the house, and they also don't carry toxoplasmosis. Plus its rare someone gets an infection from an untreated dog scratch, but fairly common if someone gets an infection from a cat scratch.

          https://i.imgur.com/ZUnJ01I.jpeg

          >birds smell like nothing
          confirmed fricking moron, and this is coming from someone who used to own several parrots including an indian ringneck. my indian ringneck DEFINITELY smelled. as in, the animal itself and also made my room smell like him. cats themselves do not smell, they instead smell like your house. go back to /r/catfree or something you crazed shitskin

          All animals will smell to some degree. I had a cat lady who had 4 cats when I was a little boy, by the time I was 15 she had 40. That house smelled like cats long before it surpassed 40 demon spawn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cats dont need a litterbox if you let them outside
            Toxoplasmosis filters low t's
            When i play with my cat and it scratches me i dont get an infection

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > Dogs don't typically shit in a box in the house, and they also don't carry toxoplasmosis.
            Again, not an issue if A. you don’t eat cat shit and B. Your house doesn’t consist of only a kitchen
            >but fairly common if someone gets an infection from a cat scratch.
            It’s not. Maybe wherever you’re from but that’s almost entirely unheard of here

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >its not an issue i dont smell anything
              Cats track fecal matter in their unwashed paws more than americans smear it on public doorknobs.They're not clean animals. Dip your hands in a toilet after you shit, dont touch the turd, just splash the clean water at the turd. Now don't wash your hands. Not for hours. Eventually, lick them. That's what cats do.
              > that’s almost entirely unheard of here
              No, it's actually really common but it doesn't make the news because 99% of the time its blamed on a failure to seek medical attention for an obviously inflamed deep laceration or puncture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >catredditor posts reddit meme
      its not cats

      its you. you are an awful and dirty cat owner.

      Why don't doggays have this same visceral reaction when it comes to other animals that live inside, like rabbits, birds, small mammals or reptiles? They all also essentially shit in a box in your house that smells if you don't clean it properly.
      This is a rhetorical question obviously. We all know why.
      [...]
      Kek'd

      see above.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't doggays have this same visceral reaction when it comes to other animals that live inside, like rabbits, birds, small mammals or reptiles? They all also essentially shit in a box in your house that smells if you don't clean it properly.
      This is a rhetorical question obviously. We all know why.
      [...]
      Kek'd

      Scathing posts that reveal doggot insecurity and the shortcomings of their arguments. The issue is not ‘certain owners’. They just don’t like cats

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i know what i got

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about hating animals on the animal board
    I'm perfectly aware of how neglectful and (remember: WILLINGLY) ignorant humans are of their pets, thanks pls kys
    Cool console war btw I bet you vote unironically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you smell like cat

      • 1 month ago
        op

        >Hating animals
        Show me where in the OP this is about hating animals, unless you believe filthy, irresponsible pet owners with 0 self awareness count as animals

        There's "cat people" and then there's people with cats. "Cat people" don't scoop the box enough, they let their pets roam free, they think they are clean so they never clean their house, they think they are smarter and better than other animals despite evidence to the contrary, they think they are pest control so they never take human measures to expose and eliminate pests, etc.

        People with cats are simply normal people, with cats. They scoop the box shortly after it's been used or as soon as they can get to it, they keep their pets contained and supervised, they clean their house frequently so they don't step on litter and sit on hairballs, they laugh at how clearly dumb and silly these little animals are, and they never believed for a second that a cat could actually exterminate a rat infestation so they employ effective pest control and sanitation practices.

        Where was that post that said something like "the cat person who is unable to separate criticism of their filthy and irrational cat worship from criticisms of cats themselves, because their fantastical view of cats defines their entire ego"
        Just say "letting cats roam is irresponsible and dangerous to every animal involved" and that type of person's response is "why do you hate cats? is it all the sex you have with your dog?" every single time

        Hey I have the EXACT same litterbox

        Based

        https://i.imgur.com/mOQhGVH.jpeg

        >having a smelly box of shit sand in his house
        gross

        Litterboxbros..................... Not like this...........

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Filth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

          I have a cat. I scoop the box daily. I dump the litter and wash the box out outdoors at least weekly, sometimes more. Automatic boxes and flaps do nothing but give you more shit to clean, now with scrubbing instead of a simple hose down in a distant corner of dirt.

          If you don't do this, exactly this, you are filthy. If you think this is unnecessary you are filthy. No exceptions. This is the cat ownership equivalent of picking up your dogs shit before the day is done instead of letting it decompose and stink in your backyard.
          >inb4 the usual NO YOU HATE CATS YOU JUST HATE CATS SOMETHING SOMETHING DOGRAPE
          >inb4 DID YOU JUST HATE DOGS WHY DO YOU HATE DOGS TOXOgay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have two cats and two litter boxes. I scoop them every other day, or more if I'm working. I never dump/scrub the whole boxes, I just add more litter when it gets low. You never need to dump the whole box, that's Big Litter propaganda.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Holy fricking shit you're disgusting

              Maybe you third worlders should stop same gayging while jacking off to your hatred of animals

              >Making fun of dirty morons like that = hating animals
              What's with "cat people" being unable to separate themselves from their pets again?

              I don’t know what I’m looking at
              [...]
              >I dump the litter
              Just curious, where do you dump it?

              The litter goes into the garbage. It is shit, piss, and dirt, where else would it go?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >be me
            >post cat door, implying that outdoor cats dont need a litterbox
            >>you are filthy
            >>only gives you more shit to clean
            >>wont change anything
            Lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That barely decipherable picture of the zoomed in flap that looks like a litterbox covered in shit dirt? Why didnt you zoom out a bit to give some context about what we were looking at? Is it because it would show how filthy and disgusting your cat person house is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know what I’m looking at

          Kek

          I have a cat. I scoop the box daily. I dump the litter and wash the box out outdoors at least weekly, sometimes more. Automatic boxes and flaps do nothing but give you more shit to clean, now with scrubbing instead of a simple hose down in a distant corner of dirt.

          If you don't do this, exactly this, you are filthy. If you think this is unnecessary you are filthy. No exceptions. This is the cat ownership equivalent of picking up your dogs shit before the day is done instead of letting it decompose and stink in your backyard.
          >inb4 the usual NO YOU HATE CATS YOU JUST HATE CATS SOMETHING SOMETHING DOGRAPE
          >inb4 DID YOU JUST HATE DOGS WHY DO YOU HATE DOGS TOXOgay

          >I dump the litter
          Just curious, where do you dump it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Just curious, where do you dump it?
            i have the tofu kind, which is flushable down the toilet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hating animals
      Show me where in the OP this is about hating animals, unless you believe filthy, irresponsible pet owners with 0 self awareness count as animals

      There's "cat people" and then there's people with cats. "Cat people" don't scoop the box enough, they let their pets roam free, they think they are clean so they never clean their house, they think they are smarter and better than other animals despite evidence to the contrary, they think they are pest control so they never take human measures to expose and eliminate pests, etc.

      People with cats are simply normal people, with cats. They scoop the box shortly after it's been used or as soon as they can get to it, they keep their pets contained and supervised, they clean their house frequently so they don't step on litter and sit on hairballs, they laugh at how clearly dumb and silly these little animals are, and they never believed for a second that a cat could actually exterminate a rat infestation so they employ effective pest control and sanitation practices.

      Where was that post that said something like "the cat person who is unable to separate criticism of their filthy and irrational cat worship from criticisms of cats themselves, because their fantastical view of cats defines their entire ego"
      Just say "letting cats roam is irresponsible and dangerous to every animal involved" and that type of person's response is "why do you hate cats? is it all the sex you have with your dog?" every single time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no one ever talks about the dog version of this because the line's too easily drawn with breeds
        >pitbull mutt people
        >everyone else

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dog people also arent trying to sell their filthy used dog toilets on facebook for $8

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People sell/rent their homes on Facebook marketplace all the time wym

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ohnonono dogsisters??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        High IQ, perceptive individual

        https://i.imgur.com/tBPyoWb.png

        Brown phoneshitters be like

        Low IQ neo-nazi ironically defending a chiefly israeli and muslim pet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The catredditors had a meltdown exactly after this post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally console war bullshit, there's literally nothing of value to be gained from this thread accept rage and pointless arguing. Read the thread and see that it's just shitflinging.
        It's a thread about cat PEOPLE, and not cats, and therefore irrelevant to the board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe OP thinks its funny when catredditors write tldr essays about their weird fantasy where every dog is stinky and aggressive (or maybe to someone with crippling autism and hypersensitivity they are and being sniffed is almost as bad as being punched in the dick)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe you third worlders should stop same gayging while jacking off to your hatred of animals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this, the problem is not cats themselves but people who have cats and dont really care about them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw "people" actually spend their time writing paragraphs of seethe on Wauf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ohnonono dogsisters??

          Unhinged post

          Unhinged cathomosexual

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Throw in the filthy carpet and we have a deal

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Brown phoneshitters be like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp OP just abandon your thread you got eviscerated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I have the EXACT same litterbox

      Based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based. all phoneshitters MUST DIE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey now SOME of us are cool…

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