Cat ownership is like a monkey's paw. >you can get a friendly and comfy cat but it will give you brainworms

Cat ownership is like a monkey's paw.
>you can get a friendly and comfy cat but it will give you brainworms

What other pets have that?
And I don't mean "having to take care of it" being the downside, I mean, particularly heinous shit that applies only to said pet.
>birds are a delight, but if you let them free roam, they WILL shit in every inaccessible spot in your home

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get hermit crabs
    >can only whip them to the pavement to make that cool pop sound once
    so expensive for what they are

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>get hermit crabs
      Shave all your body hair and absolutely cover yourself in Vaseline. Wait an hour or so then wash it off. No more hermit crabs.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate dogs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rover bit your dick i stead of licking it when you put peanut butter on it didn't he?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >birds are a delight, but if you let them free roam, they WILL shit in every inaccessible spot in your home
    It's an exaggeration. I was surprised to learn that it was because I assumed as you did.
    I know a weird girl who has a pair of doves as pets and just lets them fly about her house free. She comes home from work and spot cleans the few drops of poo. It makes sense when you think about it: you've certainly seen thousands of birds in your life but like only saw dozens, if that, actively taking a shit. Of course, all birds shit, but it's not like they're doing it as a neverending dookie deluge, cascade of caca or a fecal flume. Usually they're just walking/flying wherever.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cats are cool in internet videos
    >they're actually boring or act like c**ts in real life

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care
    i am horny for cats

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have pet cow
    >Eat its brain
    >I am die

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how cat people live with the litterbox
    Cleaning up disgusting stinky shit and piss from inside my house would ruin my day every day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easy. You take the poop and pee out of the box and get rid of it. I assume using the toilet is beyond you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cleaning up after my pet disgusts me
      Then a pet probably isn't for you. Try a rock.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >birds are a delight, but if you let them free roam, they WILL shit in every inaccessible spot in your home
    Birds shit down, not in weird inaccessible spots like c*ts do for example.

    So it would be more like
    >you can get a cat that will catch all mice, but would give you brainworms and isnt much better than mice themselves

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think kitty brainworms are real.
    I did cut off my balls and do a gender transition a month after adopting my cat but that was probably just coincidence UwU.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting dogsoplasmosis and posting moronic takes on an in perpetuity.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTTA BRAIN WORMS ITT

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe dont tongue your cat anus

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to the people who kiss their cats after the cat cleaned its butthole with its tongue, and then used the same tongue on its entire body.

      Or the people who let their cats rub their butthole on their kitchen counters.
      Or all their clothes.
      Or their faces when they sleep.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any bird species with powder-down or that produces “dust” will frick up your lungs on top of being a fire risk when it builds up in your home’s ventilation system. They need way more daily bathing to help manage it than most people tend to provide access to (ie, more than just once a day).

    Filthy aviaries also frick up lungs, but that’s more from the massive amounts of shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's insane, I never knew that.

      the only brainworms are the morons like you obsessed with this meme

      Bitch, shut the frick up and go back to shitting up dinosaur threads that expose the feather hoax.

      Stop being butthurt, I love cats, I'm just saying it like it is.
      Just don't pretend they don't, because they fricking do.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the people that take showers with their wieneratoo and let em frolic whenever in a basin of water are among the few people doing it right. The more of their dander that goes down the drain, the less that settles into every single surface within your home.

        Another that’s just more annoying than dangerous are dogs with stiff fur, like the coarse guard hairs on the shoulders of a labrador. They’ll literally weave themselves permanently into fabrics.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would feel weird being naked with my pets

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon man, first cigarettes, then asbestos and now I can't huff even a parrot?

      I would feel weird being naked with my pets

      Nature gave you the perch, so use it.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only brainworms are the morons like you obsessed with this meme

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie there's literally warnings on cat litter about toxoplasmosis

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's only an issue if your cat is eating mice, which if you are keeping your cat indoors can't happen. It's like you are blaming cats for your own incompetence, which makes anyone who knows better think you are an idiot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moving the goalpost

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >move the goalpost before the game starts
            >surprised when they pull the goalpost back to its intended position

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"what brainworms, moron?"
          >gets called out
          >"OK, there ARE brainworms, but just don't let them eat mice" - YOU ARE HERE
          >doesn't realize that homes are magically mouseproof / lives in some homosexual urban shithole where all the mice died out
          >"OK, indoor cats can get toxo too, but just don't eat their shit moron haha"
          >cats can rub their butts on surfaces without you knowing
          >"YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE WRONG LALALALALA"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't realize homes aren't magically mouseproof.***

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            my cats are too moronic to catch anything smarter than a cricket

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh. Mine caught 2 mice inside my apartment, I didn't even know we had mice, not like we had a mouse problem or anything obvious.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                an open container of vegetable oil in a cupboard will catch more rodents than a cat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                smells like cope

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                smells like the 7 dead mice i found in the vegetable oil i accidentally left open that one time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, you had an extremely bad infestation if you can passively kill 7 mice with vegetable oil.
                Reminds me of when those actors from the show Workaholics were on Conan O'Brien talking about their filthy house where they killed a hundred mice one night using baseball bats.
                Nice thing about cats for pest control is they tend to scare off other animals so you don't need to see many corpses.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cats aren’t effective pest control. They have no effect whatsoever unless they are numerous enough to be pests themselves.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope
                >b-b-but Dr. Shekelstein's research team said-

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >locks a cat in a storehouse infested with mice
                >never feed it
                >kills 5.65 mice a day for 14 years
                >dies
                >storehouse STILL has a mouse problem
                tell me how can pests be called controlled if there are so fricking many a passive hunter that is four times dumber than a chihuahua can catch that many for fourteen years

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh sorry I couldn't read the blurry jpeg correctly. 3.29 mice a day for 24 years.

                Somehow that's even worse.

                No wonder my based aryan ancestors burned cats for fun

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your "based """aryan"""" ancestors did nothing but destroy civilization and replace it with perversion, then let israelites take over the planet.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No wonder my based aryan ancestors burned cats for fun
                Everyone did that at some point, it was a form of entertainment for Persians for example.

                https://i.imgur.com/NkYUNp3.jpg

                Cat ownership is like a monkey's paw.
                >you can get a friendly and comfy cat but it will give you brainworms

                What other pets have that?
                And I don't mean "having to take care of it" being the downside, I mean, particularly heinous shit that applies only to said pet.
                >birds are a delight, but if you let them free roam, they WILL shit in every inaccessible spot in your home

                You will get brainworms from food before you get it from your cat. And toxo lifecycle works with every feline, not just cats.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You will get brainworms from food before you get it from your cat
                That's why it is even worse. U get it from somebody else cat

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and California calls things carcinogenic that aren't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          except that's statistically where most cases of toxo comes from

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why do so many "OMG THE CATS HAVE TOXO" morons support eating raw meat? Just another NPC brainlet cultural issue turned into an identity because brainlets are excess mouths we need to get rid of.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Just another NPC brainlet cultural issue turned into an identity because brainlets are excess mouths we need to get rid of.
              yeah it is, and sadly the mods here don't give a shit about this board (like many other boards)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh it's much worse than that, the jannies and mods are the worst part of this site at this point. The jannies are ALL troons and the mods are all israelites. They're actively trying to turn this site into dogshit and succeeding. That's why it's so important to sperg hard and NEVER back down to anyone that even has the slightest essence of liberal on them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you need to go back immediately

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Almost like the concern over the disease is fake and a front for the negative opinion on cats.
              Or maybe they really are just moronic.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bitch, shut the frick up and go back to shitting up dinosaur threads that expose the feather hoax.

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