Cat keeps pissing on the bed, how do I stop it?

Cat keeps pissing on the bed, how do I stop it?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sleep ground

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t own a cat nor hate them but I heard they don’t like citrus oil smell. Get a bunch of orange/lemon peels and squeeze them so they spray citrus oil all over the area you don’t want the cat. also you get some nice smelling room now.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delicious lemon cat piss wienertail

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catgays literally sleep in cat pissbeds
    I've been telling you guys it's fricking mental illness. Idk of it's the brainworms or something else but catgays are NOT normal...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some friends who all lived together with their cats in this filthy smelly trap house and they asked me to help move their couch one day because i had a truck and when they lifted it up cat piss just poured out from it like a faucet
      Needless to say, i withdrew the use of my truck
      Catgays swear up and down that cats pissing everywhere is not the norm but my limited experience, considering ive never owned a cat, says otherwise

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just an eventuality with cat ownership. Eventually they get old or get it in their heads to piss outside the litterbox and just do it. And the issue is it's really hard to get the stink out and catgays just don't notice it as much so they think it smells normal. Plus it's rare that they even see the cat doing it so they can't correct the behavior

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      doggays do the same. doggays outnumer catgays so if catsgays do something most likely dogsgays have done the same

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thread about cats
        >ctrl+f dog

        every country has a catgay or doggay that sleeps in piss beds

        holy obsessed.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Catgays just desperate to normalize living this piss soaked lifestyle

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dogzoophile makes a trolling reply
          >catsaneperson responds
          >OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED
          have a nice day.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sleeps in piss

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    catch the piss with your mouth and let the cat know you enjoy it by moaning loudly.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they piss backwards like that?
    Also neuter him.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand why cats are as popular as they are

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute. all you need

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theyre not even that cute..
        Vacant stare, annoying sound, gross sticky fur, horrific stench

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          that vacant stare is what makes people buy them. people find felines cute in general.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What fricking cats are you seeing? Cats that are half roadkill or half dead?

          I’m asking honestly.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the thing is cats remember where it's safe to relieve themselves by smell. If it smells like he previously peed there, he's gonna do it again. Wash your sheets. Maybe get new sheets. Maybe get a new mattress. Maybe try spraying air freshener on the bed.

    I have a cat who used to poop on the front door rug. I did all manner of shit with the litterboxes, but he recognized the rug as a safe poop spot. Finally got rid of the rug, lo and behold he's not pooping there anymore.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replying to a bait thread

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a bait thread I'm genuinely asking.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >post pic of your cat
          >h-haha i mean it's not my cat
          yeah it's fake

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I never said it was my cat in the op

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              post timestamp when you're there. saying it's not your cat is an excuse to not do this right away. thank god this place is dead so it will be up for a while

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get why you find this so hard to believe but fine, I'll do it tomorrow.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >girl hands
                >girl handwriting
                >April 6 2023

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                In civilized countries we write the date in a sensible order.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Civilized countries like where people sleep in cat piss beds?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                gottem

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Checked.
                OP, piss on the bed, then on the cat. Establish dominance.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's every country on earth so yes. It's like saying
                >civilized countries like where people eat shit?
                Find me one country on the planet where no one eats shit. I guess the vatican maybe.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Vatican is not a legitimate country. Much like Western Palestine.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                every country has a catgay or doggay that sleeps in piss beds

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly. Simplified and consistent systems are learning aids for the mentally impaired. You can see this thesis has already gained considerable support, because the person advocating this "sensible" dating system sleeps in a bed of cat piss instead of just chucking the thing outside because it is clearly less domestic than cats are meant to be.

                If you want to talk sensible, don't live with half-wild animals like feral mutts and dingoes, leave them to the wilds, get a purebred from a responsible breeder, and neuter it early, like you are meant to. Pet ownership 101. Basic responsibility. Common sense.

                >inb4 seethe
                If there were no strays and no kitten mills you would ONLY have purebreds from responsible breeders.

                The Vatican is not a legitimate country. Much like Western Palestine.

                You mean eastern palestine?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly
                And that one anon failed to interpret it correctly so what's your point?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                He’s a moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                backwards rationalisation is a sign of low iq

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss on your cat to show it's who's boss

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    post picture of your cat

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not my cat, she's my mom's. She mostly lives in the guest room which is where I sleep when I visit and recently she's started pissing on the bed. And it's not just when I'm there, the stains we found were older.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course the disgusting cathomosexual cant SMELL IT

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care if it's not your cat? doesn't make sense

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because I have to sleep in that fricking room

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            post a screenshot with the cat when you're there. sounds fishy

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Piss on it yourself so it knows it's your territory

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ew get rid of it

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