I don’t own a cat nor hate them but I heard they don’t like citrus oil smell. Get a bunch of orange/lemon peels and squeeze them so they spray citrus oil all over the area you don’t want the cat. also you get some nice smelling room now.
>catfags literally sleep in cat pissbeds
I've been telling you guys it's fucking mental illness. Idk of it's the brainworms or something else but catfags are NOT normal...
I have some friends who all lived together with their cats in this filthy smelly trap house and they asked me to help move their couch one day because i had a truck and when they lifted it up cat piss just poured out from it like a faucet
Needless to say, i withdrew the use of my truck
Catfags swear up and down that cats pissing everywhere is not the norm but my limited experience, considering ive never owned a cat, says otherwise
I think it's just an eventuality with cat ownership. Eventually they get old or get it in their heads to piss outside the litterbox and just do it. And the issue is it's really hard to get the stink out and catfags just don't notice it as much so they think it smells normal. Plus it's rare that they even see the cat doing it so they can't correct the behavior
Here's the thing is cats remember where it's safe to relieve themselves by smell. If it smells like he previously peed there, he's gonna do it again. Wash your sheets. Maybe get new sheets. Maybe get a new mattress. Maybe try spraying air freshener on the bed.
I have a cat who used to poop on the front door rug. I did all manner of shit with the litterboxes, but he recognized the rug as a safe poop spot. Finally got rid of the rug, lo and behold he's not pooping there anymore.
post timestamp when you're there. saying it's not your cat is an excuse to not do this right away. thank god this place is dead so it will be up for a while
6 months ago
Anonymous
I don't get why you find this so hard to believe but fine, I'll do it tomorrow.
6 months ago
Anonymous
ok!
6 months ago
Anonymous
Here
6 months ago
Anonymous
>girl hands >girl handwriting >April 6 2023
6 months ago
Anonymous
In civilized countries we write the date in a sensible order.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Civilized countries like where people sleep in cat piss beds?
6 months ago
Anonymous
gottem
6 months ago
Anonymous
Checked.
OP, piss on the bed, then on the cat. Establish dominance.
6 months ago
Anonymous
That's every country on earth so yes. It's like saying >civilized countries like where people eat shit?
Find me one country on the planet where no one eats shit. I guess the vatican maybe.
6 months ago
Anonymous
The Vatican is not a legitimate country. Much like Western Palestine.
6 months ago
Anonymous
every country has a catfag or dogfag that sleeps in piss beds
6 months ago
Anonymous
Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly. Simplified and consistent systems are learning aids for the mentally impaired. You can see this thesis has already gained considerable support, because the person advocating this "sensible" dating system sleeps in a bed of cat piss instead of just chucking the thing outside because it is clearly less domestic than cats are meant to be.
If you want to talk sensible, don't live with half-wild animals like feral mutts and dingoes, leave them to the wilds, get a purebred from a responsible breeder, and neuter it early, like you are meant to. Pet ownership 101. Basic responsibility. Common sense.
>inb4 seethe
If there were no strays and no kitten mills you would ONLY have purebreds from responsible breeders.
The Vatican is not a legitimate country. Much like Western Palestine.
You mean eastern palestine?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly
And that one anon failed to interpret it correctly so what's your point?
She's not my cat, she's my mom's. She mostly lives in the guest room which is where I sleep when I visit and recently she's started pissing on the bed. And it's not just when I'm there, the stains we found were older.
sleep ground
I don’t own a cat nor hate them but I heard they don’t like citrus oil smell. Get a bunch of orange/lemon peels and squeeze them so they spray citrus oil all over the area you don’t want the cat. also you get some nice smelling room now.
Delicious lemon cat piss cocktail
>catfags literally sleep in cat pissbeds
I've been telling you guys it's fucking mental illness. Idk of it's the brainworms or something else but catfags are NOT normal...
I have some friends who all lived together with their cats in this filthy smelly trap house and they asked me to help move their couch one day because i had a truck and when they lifted it up cat piss just poured out from it like a faucet
Needless to say, i withdrew the use of my truck
Catfags swear up and down that cats pissing everywhere is not the norm but my limited experience, considering ive never owned a cat, says otherwise
I think it's just an eventuality with cat ownership. Eventually they get old or get it in their heads to piss outside the litterbox and just do it. And the issue is it's really hard to get the stink out and catfags just don't notice it as much so they think it smells normal. Plus it's rare that they even see the cat doing it so they can't correct the behavior
dogfags do the same. dogfags outnumer catfags so if catsfags do something most likely dogsfags have done the same
>thread about cats
>ctrl+f dog
holy obsessed.
Catfags just desperate to normalize living this piss soaked lifestyle
>dogzoophile makes a trolling reply
>catsaneperson responds
>OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED
have a nice day.
>sleeps in piss
catch the piss with your mouth and let the cat know you enjoy it by moaning loudly.
How do they piss backwards like that?
Also neuter him.
I will never understand why cats are as popular as they are
cute. all you need
Theyre not even that cute..
Vacant stare, annoying sound, gross sticky fur, horrific stench
that vacant stare is what makes people buy them. people find felines cute in general.
What fucking cats are you seeing? Cats that are half roadkill or half dead?
I’m asking honestly.
Here's the thing is cats remember where it's safe to relieve themselves by smell. If it smells like he previously peed there, he's gonna do it again. Wash your sheets. Maybe get new sheets. Maybe get a new mattress. Maybe try spraying air freshener on the bed.
I have a cat who used to poop on the front door rug. I did all manner of shit with the litterboxes, but he recognized the rug as a safe poop spot. Finally got rid of the rug, lo and behold he's not pooping there anymore.
>replying to a bait thread
It's not a bait thread I'm genuinely asking.
>post pic of your cat
>h-haha i mean it's not my cat
yeah it's fake
I never said it was my cat in the op
post timestamp when you're there. saying it's not your cat is an excuse to not do this right away. thank god this place is dead so it will be up for a while
I don't get why you find this so hard to believe but fine, I'll do it tomorrow.
ok!
Here
>girl hands
>girl handwriting
>April 6 2023
In civilized countries we write the date in a sensible order.
Civilized countries like where people sleep in cat piss beds?
gottem
Checked.
OP, piss on the bed, then on the cat. Establish dominance.
That's every country on earth so yes. It's like saying
>civilized countries like where people eat shit?
Find me one country on the planet where no one eats shit. I guess the vatican maybe.
The Vatican is not a legitimate country. Much like Western Palestine.
every country has a catfag or dogfag that sleeps in piss beds
Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly. Simplified and consistent systems are learning aids for the mentally impaired. You can see this thesis has already gained considerable support, because the person advocating this "sensible" dating system sleeps in a bed of cat piss instead of just chucking the thing outside because it is clearly less domestic than cats are meant to be.
If you want to talk sensible, don't live with half-wild animals like feral mutts and dingoes, leave them to the wilds, get a purebred from a responsible breeder, and neuter it early, like you are meant to. Pet ownership 101. Basic responsibility. Common sense.
>inb4 seethe
If there were no strays and no kitten mills you would ONLY have purebreds from responsible breeders.
You mean eastern palestine?
>Intelligent people can write the date in any order and still interpret it correctly
And that one anon failed to interpret it correctly so what's your point?
He’s a retard
backwards rationalisation is a sign of low iq
Piss on your cat to show it's who's boss
post picture of your cat
She's not my cat, she's my mom's. She mostly lives in the guest room which is where I sleep when I visit and recently she's started pissing on the bed. And it's not just when I'm there, the stains we found were older.
Of course the disgusting cathomosexual cant SMELL IT
Why do you care if it's not your cat? doesn't make sense
Because I have to sleep in that fucking room
post a screenshot with the cat when you're there. sounds fishy
Piss on it yourself so it knows it's your territory
Ew get rid of it