Cat haters, explain yourself. How can you hate something so precious?

Cat haters, explain yourself.
How can you hate something so precious?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know that you unironically clean your cat once few weeks right? You have cat shampoos morons

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell you have no cat

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >26 posters
    call me a schizo, but i'm thinking there's some major samegayging going on itt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not schizo, just a moron who doesnt understand how conversations work

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just blindly hate things that I've never owned. plus, I'm a shitskin who was abused by daddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most "cat owners" don't really own cats either, they just feed some feral animals. Real cat owners are at a much higher level than them, and their cats reach their full lifespan of 20 years.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They saw this video

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ratting cat tards = guard dog tards

    99.9% of “guard” dogs will either run away or job to a stick but until then they just bark and bite visitors

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy, they are not precious as they are not a rabbit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AAAAHHHHHHHH MUH TERRIERS!!!11!1!
    why does every cat thread end up with this shit? is it just one schizo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its birdgay. he hates pet owners in general.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have to pick cat hair out of food
    >carry parasites that can spread to humans
    >no empathy - will eat their owners corpse
    >piss on things in the house and cant be trained not to as easily as a dog
    >generally act like buttholes - hissing, swatting, boxing someone into a room and then getting mad when that person tries to get past them peacefully

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only dislike outdoor and feral ones.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're nice to look at in pictures, but i dislike them in person
    >no relationship beyond asking for food
    >litter box stinks, i don't care what you say
    >they step in their litter and then walk around the house
    >owners often tolerate them being violent and destructive by anthropomorphising then
    and that's just indoor cats
    outdoor cats are a blight on human society
    if i was 1% less compassionate i would run them down with my car
    >they genocide local wildlife
    >their moron owners cry when they get hit by a car after letting them roam the streets
    >their moron owners cry when they get killed by a dog and say "KEEP THEM ON A LEASH PLEASE" while ignoring their own reflection
    etc etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>no relationship beyond asking for food
      nocats detected. If you spend time with an animal it bonds with you. My current cat is the most affectionate animal ive ever owned.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are hideous. Rats are MUCH MUCH cuter. I would rather have cat sized rats than cats of any size. Birds too. Why not have domesticated outdoor eagles? Cats suck.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, I just like feeding my local coyotes and these things are free at the shelters

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's instinctual

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like cats but it's extremely difficult to articulate (in a way they'll understand) to boomers and normalgays why outdoor cats are destructive and irresponsible.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they smell awful and they use mind controlling parasites to manipulate me. no thx

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Testosterone annihilated my motherly instincts. Big round eyes don't trigger a protective response in me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know the drill...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Catgays are trannies? idgi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A lifetime membership that expires in 12 months.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is life time if they rope before the 12 months

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was the joke, anon

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like cats because they just don't seem smart enough to me to warrant the type of affection as pets that they get. They also don't seem to bond with the same closeness dogs do, at least not to me. I wish cat people well in their relationships with their cats but I personally don't like them.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one hates cats
    people who prefer other animals lash out in annoyance

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vermin haters, explain yourself.
    How can you hate something so precious?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they don't stay precious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i just find them slightly revolting, that's all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately you have a cat, which does not kill enough vermin to reduce their population or even stop it from getting larger. Some dumb pagans still worshipped them so maybe you can pray the cat casts some spells.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't have a cat, check you telepathy device.
          But when i had visited my granny in the countryside, cat was working just fine, no mice in the house. Yeah it casts spell called smell which is enough for them to frick off in most cases.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The smell thing wears off in a few weeks. The mouse population remains steady but they get sneakier, so even though you think they’re gone, fumigation or traps will prove otherwise.

            You can see why moronic egyptians used to worship cats. You can also see why they don’t anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              egiptians would worship anything alive, they had holy crocodiles in the temple terrariums, hardly because of crocodile antipest skills
              as i said, mypractical experience shows that cat contain them well enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did you fumigate the house to check? People have said a cat keeps mice away and them fumigation turns up dead mice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no we didn't
                my claim is purely empirical, that is why i said mice was contained, not exterminated

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cats keep mice contained
                >inside your house
                great pest control

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >unless you undergo full desactivation showers in speacial gateway before every meal you live in filth
                >no, washing you hand is not enough! There are still pathogens out there!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But you have mice somewhere. That means you have crap for them to hide and breed in and trash for them to eat. And then you also have a cat. Thats like saying its ok to lick your dogs butthole because they have firm shits.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so ok you are living in sertified Clean Room and wear Hazard Suit to go outside
                otherwise it is like living on the bottom of shit ocean
                there is no inbetween and no treasholds and limits and tolerances amd shit, we are all living in the worlds of absolutes like in fricking Plato's cave
                glad we settle this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao. Listen. Mice are fricking filthy. If you have them anywhere in your home, you have airborne diseases and rotting corpses in the walls turning into toxic mold. All in an enclosed space with little airflow and biological turnover. On top of that, you have a cat that pisses and shit sin a box of dirt, stirs around the piss-shit dirt with its furry little paws, and then walks around for hours before it finally decides to lick its paws clean of piss and shit. But at least the cat made them hide in the walls in the daytime right?

                All of this is totally optional. You can get rid of mice entirely and never have another one, and the only way that works is NOT a cat. It's a months long campaign of poisoning, trap setting, cleaning, and patching that extends to outside of your home as well. Shit like not having a single plant or bush within 10 feet of your foundation. You can also get rid of the cat. That can be accomplished in a 30 minute drive to the humane society.

                There is "the world is a little dirty" and then there is living in a zoo with two animals that are basically vermin and are only truly clean if kept in cages. Cat people are like dog owners who let their animals lick them or know their dog rolls in/eats gross shit and let it keep doing it AND even let them indoors. Or worse, "puppy pad" users (dogs that piss and shit indoors).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so most dog owners who aren't collie husbands then

                normie dog owners are disgusting. their yards are nothing but shit. their dogs are mentally ill and malnourished. they eat shit. their dogs roll in shit. their dogs are in these yards 8 hours while they're at work barking at everything. and if you visit them, their dog that smells like shit from eating and rolling in shit decides it's going to climb up on you and lick your face, because being in a home that literally smells like a literal turd is not bad enough for you.

                when you visit an intelligent person who keeps an intelligent dog like a colie/husky/shepherd it's like they own a different species entirely. their yard isn't full of shit, their dog doesn't smell like shit (but dog breath smells a bit like dick if it doesn't smell like shit), and they don't tackle you and force their tongue up your nose. then again, humans have the same amount of variation, between the average asian's home (very clean and organized, everything and everyone is very polite) and trailer trash (pile of garbage full of rats and cats with a filthy dog barking at everything that comes within 1 mile).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >an intelligent dog like a husky
                Topkek.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A stupid dog would not learn or obey at all ie: greyhound. A husky learns, but does not obey unless you have food they really want. That is still a smart dog, even if it's not a perfect slave. They've of average or above average intelligence like 99% of large breeds but lacking disordered dumbassery like labs (will eat glass mixed with nails for fun).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But at least the cat made them hide in the walls in the daytime right?
                >mice
                >daytime
                do you know anything about fricking mice mate?
                >rotting corpses in the walls
                i am not American and we do not have cardboard houses
                >On top of that, you have a cat that pisses and shit sin a box of dirt
                lolno it does it outside
                >It's a months long campaign of poisoning, trap setting, cleaning, and patching that extends to outside of your home as well
                and the shed
                and the neighbour house
                and the whole village
                just fricking exterminate them ALL, there is no other way
                set up an electic fence and IR sensors detection
                it is either we or them
                thousand years of human experience meant NOTHING

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like you live in something even shittier than american cardboard if it cant even keep vermin out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be my granny
                >have cat
                >havent's seen or heard mice in years
                >heaven't seen their shit anywhere in ages
                >leave food on the table at night and it's intact in the morning
                >only Americans know there is mice here somewhere, preparing, , waiting for it's moment
                >we just can't keep it out

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ewwww imagine eating grannys cat walked on overnight food lmao
                catgays are nasty

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                imagine cover it with towel
                imagine keeping the cat outside at night

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >keeping the cat outside
                Bob's dog will chase it with the intent to kill, and possible succeed, for being trespassing vermin. That's why bob got the dog! Cats frick up his patio furniture.
                And if it lives fred will possibly run over it with his car because he's not crashing to save a damn cat
                And if the cat gets lucky then, dave's car has a tasty radiator leak, and john poisoned all the rats in his shed and a few of them are walking real slow and jerky which looks extra appetizing to the cat (who will likely eat their guts and a fatal dose of poison along with them)
                And if the cat doesn't go near any of that by coincidence, sally has a small dog that yaps all night, and he set out poisoned meat in the evening, and the cat might find it first

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, and?
                get a new cat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thousand years of human experience meant NOTHING
                Thousands of years of people assuming the rodents were mostly gone because they saw the cat with one or two dead mice a day and didn't SEE so many rodents (of course, prey hides more when predators are around)

                But then when we had the ability to look, and we found...
                https://travislongcore.net/2021/05/15/no-chicago-feral-cats-dont-control-rats/
                Cats don't control rats at all.
                https://www.researchgate.net/publication/237286467_With_the_cats_away_the_mice_may_play
                Cats can slightly depress mouse populations but are unable to eradicate them
                https://www.livescience.com/7494-cat-urine-mice-macho.html
                or keep them out of a home with their scent alone, because the mice adapt within a generation
                https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380
                Cats just kill birds, lizards, etc really.

                >be my granny
                >have cat
                >havent's seen or heard mice in years
                >heaven't seen their shit anywhere in ages
                >leave food on the table at night and it's intact in the morning
                >only Americans know there is mice here somewhere, preparing, , waiting for it's moment
                >we just can't keep it out

                I have a picture of jesus and no mice.

                Jesus pictures repel mice. It's not because the mice just can't get into my house or anything. Catgay logic. If you had a mouse problem a cat would do NOTHING about it. At the most a cat could nip one in the bud when it was 2 or 3 adult mice. If you were lucky (domestic cats are quite moronic. their hunt success rate is 60% lower than their wild ancestors.) and the mice were not acclimated to cats already. But so could a bucket with a tube with peanut butter on it. And buckets don't shit and piss in a box and then walk all over my house. And they are more effective at killing mice than any animal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thousands of years
                for thousands of years people, especially europeans, fricking hated cats. they're a major plague vector. why do you think cats were considered bad omens? cats interact with plague rats, suffer incidental rat flea bites, and spread the disease themselves.
                https://www.cdc.gov/plague/healthcare/veterinarians.html

                cats and dogs can also spread typhus, but cats are more likely to because dogs are normally kept in controlled environments so they can't spread diseases found in wild vermin, while cat owners gladly chuck their cats outside and cross their fingers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why are you shizo?
                >study on fricking Chicago
                >study of fricking Artic island ffs
                >study on effects of cat urine (while i sad it shit outside the house)

                if there is no cat - you see signs that mice is there
                if you have cat - you don't, maybe mice live for 100 of years in case 1 generation is enough to adapt
                could Jibus picture make the same trick?

                if you don't like cat - do not have cat

                also you might wanna check your house for a israelitelizard people. Never seen them? Mate but they are here, trust me. Inside the walls they are lurking, yeah.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >frick your studies
                >my barely coherent rambling is much more accurate

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah i made a scientific study on one particular biom, so it is totally scientific to extrapolate the results on one which is nothing like the one you speak about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cats temporarily repel mice for like, two months, granted the mice aren't already used to cats. Mice that are adapted to cats mate more aggressively and hide more. It's a fact.

                Cats don't control pests. Need I remind you that cats are so fricking bad at controlling pests that ratting terriers were bred for the express purpose of accomplishing what hordes of barn cats could not? It seems you have not read the first link at all either, just the headline. The first page contains an example of your exact brand of foolishness.

                >I SWEAR, THERE ARE NO RODENTS, HAVENT SEEN ANY SIGNS OF EM, AND I GOT A CAT.
                >The captain insisted there would be no rats, due to the services of “an exceptionally good cat.” The quarantine officer insisted on fumigation anyway and the captain forgot to remove the cat ahead of time. The following picture is the result.
                >The SS Ethelhilda had rats in every portion of it. The photograph shows only what was found in the cabin itself: 1 cat, 24 rats that had lived along side it through the journey. The quarantine officer was good to stick to protocol, in the face of nonscientific assertions from the public that are still very familiar today.

                Cats are cool pets but they take care of pests about as well as a pet chimp will write shakespeare.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok
                all i ever claim was empirical experience that cat contain mice in one particaluar countryside which is not American suburb at all
                never i have stated they completely kill mice out
                and i have not talked about the rats at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You claimed that cats were useful somehow. They are not. They are entirely fanciful emotional support animals. And yet they are treated like disposable rat traps.

                This is why people hate cats anon. Because of cat people.
                >CATS R USEFUL!!!
                >*makes cat someone elses problem*
                >*cat dies*
                >I GET NEW CAT LOL.
                >things accomplished: 1 cat died. several rats annoyed. mice felt kind of anxious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They are not.
                yea let's just dismiss the observed effect
                because anxious mice will stay in the house anyway, not go anywhere else, no
                because the SCIENCE HAS SETTLED
                because they did the study on an arctic island full or birds and their chicks unable to fly
                if cats does not help with mice in this condition, they don't help at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So many people have observed that effect but they were wrong
                "No rats in the cabin, I got a cat. Nope. Not one sign of rats. Cats work."
                >24 rats found in the cabin following fumigation

                Cats are fricking useless. Keep them as pets but stop treating them like disposable rat traps, because in over 10,000 years of domestication they have done NOTHING. A fricking bucket will kill at ten times the rate of a cat, which can't even repel mice for a day if the mice already acclimated to other cats. All it can do is make them sneak around. And stop making the rest of us put up with your cat because you didn't want to take care of a pet. Did you know even neutered toms will roam, fight, and mark territory? They will even attack better mannered cats that don't roam outside their backyard. You take an animal that could be fine really and make it into a verminous pest because you're such a moron you think cats get rid of rodents, which has not been true for even one day in human history. The incompetence of cats spurred the development of dog breeds and higher technology. If cats worked, we would not need poisons, or expensive traps that need cleared, cleaned, and re-set, or terriers that need trained. We would just get cheap, widely available cats and they would get rid of all the rodents forever.

                But. They. Fricking. Don't.

                Cats are pets for entertainment and cuddling. Keep them indoors and take good care of them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >No rats in the cabin, I got a cat. Nope. Not one sign of rats. Cats work.
                please point me out where i claim anything about rats. Voices in your head doesn't count.
                >And stop making the rest of us put up with your cat because you didn't want to take care of a pet
                or else you are going to cry?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You ever clean up a week old poisoned cat corpse that’s been melting in a gutter? The smell will definitely make you cry. Keep your useless pet inside.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The smell will definitely make you cry.
                somehow i have never did it and i have never ever heard about such cases
                Please don't cite some studies about correlation of smells and tear gland secretion. Please.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seething

                Cats like most dogs serve no purpose but companionship. If you dont keep them indoors you should be charged with animal abuse and being a public nuisance.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Seething
                Sorry to hear it. Have you been dilating regularly?
                >If you dont keep them indoors you should be charged with animal abuse and being a public nuisance
                well, the thing is, i shouldn't and i won't
                and hardly anyone here thinks outdoor cat are nuisance

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Two months. Cat smell only works for two months.

              https://www.livescience.com/7494-cat-urine-mice-macho.html

              The the mice adapt and breed more aggressively.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            catgays:
            >omg cats literally dont smell at all!!! wtf you must not know anything about litterbox hygiene if you think cats smell
            also catgays:
            >the mere passive smell of cat is enough to keep even the boldest of rodents at bay
            regardless
            id rather have mice in my house than the smell of cat

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              well i thought it is given that mice can feel smell a few magnitude better that humans but what do i know
              lol
              lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they either smell or they dont
                you cant have both
                lol
                lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so you either have shittone of money or broke, right? You are either comletely well fed or starving, right? Are you the kid grown by phylosophers or something? Or maybe you can brag how easely you woked as K9 unit but the pay was shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >shittone
                >phylosophers
                >how easely you woked (wat)
                toxo shit smell has rotted your brain

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You do know mice piss all over your house and it smells horrible, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes which is why should control them effectively instead of moronicly adding more pissy smelly animals that will just keep them hiding in the shadows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They steal my food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cute little fella. I'll still squash him if he goes in my pantry though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're noisy at night and chew through my internet cables.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >giving an audience to their schizophrenic ramblings about cat piss
    why?

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