Cat haters, explain yourself.
How can you hate something so precious?
Cat haters, explain yourself. How can you hate something so precious?
Cat haters, explain yourself.
The pet and animal community.
Cat haters, explain yourself.
How can you hate something so precious?
You know that you unironically clean your cat once few weeks right? You have cat shampoos retards
You can tell you have no cat
call me a schizo, but i'm thinking there's some major samefagging going on itt
not schizo, just a retard who doesnt understand how conversations work
I just blindly hate things that I've never owned. plus, I'm a shitskin who was abused by daddy.
Most "cat owners" don't really own cats either, they just feed some feral animals. Real cat owners are at a much higher level than them, and their cats reach their full lifespan of 20 years.
They saw this video
ratting cat tards = guard dog tards
99.9% of “guard” dogs will either run away or job to a stick but until then they just bark and bite visitors
Easy, they are not precious as they are not a rabbit
>AAAAHHHHHHHH MUH TERRIERS!!!11!1!
why does every cat thread end up with this shit? is it just one schizo?
its birdfag. he hates pet owners in general.
>have to pick cat hair out of food
>carry parasites that can spread to humans
>no empathy - will eat their owners corpse
>piss on things in the house and cant be trained not to as easily as a dog
>generally act like assholes - hissing, swatting, boxing someone into a room and then getting mad when that person tries to get past them peacefully
I only dislike outdoor and feral ones.
they're nice to look at in pictures, but i dislike them in person
>no relationship beyond asking for food
>litter box stinks, i don't care what you say
>they step in their litter and then walk around the house
>owners often tolerate them being violent and destructive by anthropomorphising then
and that's just indoor cats
outdoor cats are a blight on human society
if i was 1% less compassionate i would run them down with my car
>they genocide local wildlife
>their retard owners cry when they get hit by a car after letting them roam the streets
>their retard owners cry when they get killed by a dog and say "KEEP THEM ON A LEASH PLEASE" while ignoring their own reflection
>>no relationship beyond asking for food
nocats detected. If you spend time with an animal it bonds with you. My current cat is the most affectionate animal ive ever owned.
Cats are hideous. Rats are MUCH MUCH cuter. I would rather have cat sized rats than cats of any size. Birds too. Why not have domesticated outdoor eagles? Cats suck.
Idk, I just like feeding my local coyotes and these things are free at the shelters
I like cats but it's extremely difficult to articulate (in a way they'll understand) to boomers and normalfags why outdoor cats are destructive and irresponsible.
they smell awful and they use mind controlling parasites to manipulate me. no thx
Testosterone annihilated my motherly instincts. Big round eyes don't trigger a protective response in me.
You know the drill...
Catfags are trannies? idgi
A lifetime membership that expires in 12 months.
It is life time if they rope before the 12 months
That was the joke, anon
I don't like cats because they just don't seem smart enough to me to warrant the type of affection as pets that they get. They also don't seem to bond with the same closeness dogs do, at least not to me. I wish cat people well in their relationships with their cats but I personally don't like them.
no one hates cats
people who prefer other animals lash out in annoyance
Vermin haters, explain yourself.
How can you hate something so precious?
they don't stay precious
i just find them slightly revolting, that's all
Unfortunately you have a cat, which does not kill enough vermin to reduce their population or even stop it from getting larger. Some dumb pagans still worshipped them so maybe you can pray the cat casts some spells.
i don't have a cat, check you telepathy device.
But when i had visited my granny in the countryside, cat was working just fine, no mice in the house. Yeah it casts spell called smell which is enough for them to fuck off in most cases.
The smell thing wears off in a few weeks. The mouse population remains steady but they get sneakier, so even though you think they’re gone, fumigation or traps will prove otherwise.
You can see why retarded egyptians used to worship cats. You can also see why they don’t anymore.
egiptians would worship anything alive, they had holy crocodiles in the temple terrariums, hardly because of crocodile antipest skills
as i said, mypractical experience shows that cat contain them well enough
Did you fumigate the house to check? People have said a cat keeps mice away and them fumigation turns up dead mice
no we didn't
my claim is purely empirical, that is why i said mice was contained, not exterminated
>cats keep mice contained
>inside your house
great pest control
>unless you undergo full desactivation showers in speacial gateway before every meal you live in filth
>no, washing you hand is not enough! There are still pathogens out there!
But you have mice somewhere. That means you have crap for them to hide and breed in and trash for them to eat. And then you also have a cat. Thats like saying its ok to lick your dogs butthole because they have firm shits.
so ok you are living in sertified Clean Room and wear Hazard Suit to go outside
otherwise it is like living on the bottom of shit ocean
there is no inbetween and no treasholds and limits and tolerances amd shit, we are all living in the worlds of absolutes like in fucking Plato's cave
glad we settle this
Lmao. Listen. Mice are fucking filthy. If you have them anywhere in your home, you have airborne diseases and rotting corpses in the walls turning into toxic mold. All in an enclosed space with little airflow and biological turnover. On top of that, you have a cat that pisses and shit sin a box of dirt, stirs around the piss-shit dirt with its furry little paws, and then walks around for hours before it finally decides to lick its paws clean of piss and shit. But at least the cat made them hide in the walls in the daytime right?
All of this is totally optional. You can get rid of mice entirely and never have another one, and the only way that works is NOT a cat. It's a months long campaign of poisoning, trap setting, cleaning, and patching that extends to outside of your home as well. Shit like not having a single plant or bush within 10 feet of your foundation. You can also get rid of the cat. That can be accomplished in a 30 minute drive to the humane society.
There is "the world is a little dirty" and then there is living in a zoo with two animals that are basically vermin and are only truly clean if kept in cages. Cat people are like dog owners who let their animals lick them or know their dog rolls in/eats gross shit and let it keep doing it AND even let them indoors. Or worse, "puppy pad" users (dogs that piss and shit indoors).
so most dog owners who aren't collie husbands then
normie dog owners are disgusting. their yards are nothing but shit. their dogs are mentally ill and malnourished. they eat shit. their dogs roll in shit. their dogs are in these yards 8 hours while they're at work barking at everything. and if you visit them, their dog that smells like shit from eating and rolling in shit decides it's going to climb up on you and lick your face, because being in a home that literally smells like a literal turd is not bad enough for you.
when you visit an intelligent person who keeps an intelligent dog like a colie/husky/shepherd it's like they own a different species entirely. their yard isn't full of shit, their dog doesn't smell like shit (but dog breath smells a bit like dick if it doesn't smell like shit), and they don't tackle you and force their tongue up your nose. then again, humans have the same amount of variation, between the average asian's home (very clean and organized, everything and everyone is very polite) and trailer trash (pile of garbage full of rats and cats with a filthy dog barking at everything that comes within 1 mile).
>an intelligent dog like a husky
A stupid dog would not learn or obey at all ie: greyhound. A husky learns, but does not obey unless you have food they really want. That is still a smart dog, even if it's not a perfect slave. They've of average or above average intelligence like 99% of large breeds but lacking disordered dumbassery like labs (will eat glass mixed with nails for fun).
>But at least the cat made them hide in the walls in the daytime right?
do you know anything about fucking mice mate?
>rotting corpses in the walls
i am not American and we do not have cardboard houses
>On top of that, you have a cat that pisses and shit sin a box of dirt
lolno it does it outside
>It's a months long campaign of poisoning, trap setting, cleaning, and patching that extends to outside of your home as well
and the shed
and the neighbour house
and the whole village
just fucking exterminate them ALL, there is no other way
set up an electic fence and IR sensors detection
it is either we or them
thousand years of human experience meant NOTHING
sounds like you live in something even shittier than american cardboard if it cant even keep vermin out
>be my granny
>havent's seen or heard mice in years
>heaven't seen their shit anywhere in ages
>leave food on the table at night and it's intact in the morning
>only Americans know there is mice here somewhere, preparing, , waiting for it's moment
>we just can't keep it out
ewwww imagine eating grannys cat walked on overnight food lmao
catfags are nasty
imagine cover it with towel
imagine keeping the cat outside at night
>keeping the cat outside
Bob's dog will chase it with the intent to kill, and possible succeed, for being trespassing vermin. That's why bob got the dog! Cats fuck up his patio furniture.
And if it lives fred will possibly run over it with his car because he's not crashing to save a damn cat
And if the cat gets lucky then, dave's car has a tasty radiator leak, and john poisoned all the rats in his shed and a few of them are walking real slow and jerky which looks extra appetizing to the cat (who will likely eat their guts and a fatal dose of poison along with them)
And if the cat doesn't go near any of that by coincidence, sally has a small dog that yaps all night, and he set out poisoned meat in the evening, and the cat might find it first
get a new cat
>thousand years of human experience meant NOTHING
Thousands of years of people assuming the rodents were mostly gone because they saw the cat with one or two dead mice a day and didn't SEE so many rodents (of course, prey hides more when predators are around)
But then when we had the ability to look, and we found...
Cats don't control rats at all.
Cats can slightly depress mouse populations but are unable to eradicate them
or keep them out of a home with their scent alone, because the mice adapt within a generation
Cats just kill birds, lizards, etc really.
I have a picture of jesus and no mice.
Jesus pictures repel mice. It's not because the mice just can't get into my house or anything. Catfag logic. If you had a mouse problem a cat would do NOTHING about it. At the most a cat could nip one in the bud when it was 2 or 3 adult mice. If you were lucky (domestic cats are quite retarded. their hunt success rate is 60% lower than their wild ancestors.) and the mice were not acclimated to cats already. But so could a bucket with a tube with peanut butter on it. And buckets don't shit and piss in a box and then walk all over my house. And they are more effective at killing mice than any animal.
>thousands of years
for thousands of years people, especially europeans, fucking hated cats. they're a major plague vector. why do you think cats were considered bad omens? cats interact with plague rats, suffer incidental rat flea bites, and spread the disease themselves.
cats and dogs can also spread typhus, but cats are more likely to because dogs are normally kept in controlled environments so they can't spread diseases found in wild vermin, while cat owners gladly chuck their cats outside and cross their fingers.
why are you shizo?
>study on fucking Chicago
>study of fucking Artic island ffs
>study on effects of cat urine (while i sad it shit outside the house)
if there is no cat - you see signs that mice is there
if you have cat - you don't, maybe mice live for 100 of years in case 1 generation is enough to adapt
could Jibus picture make the same trick?
if you don't like cat - do not have cat
also you might wanna check your house for a garden gnomelizard people. Never seen them? Mate but they are here, trust me. Inside the walls they are lurking, yeah.
>fuck your studies
>my barely coherent rambling is much more accurate
>yeah i made a scientific study on one particular biom, so it is totally scientific to extrapolate the results on one which is nothing like the one you speak about
Cats temporarily repel mice for like, two months, granted the mice aren't already used to cats. Mice that are adapted to cats mate more aggressively and hide more. It's a fact.
Cats don't control pests. Need I remind you that cats are so fucking bad at controlling pests that ratting terriers were bred for the express purpose of accomplishing what hordes of barn cats could not? It seems you have not read the first link at all either, just the headline. The first page contains an example of your exact brand of foolishness.
>I SWEAR, THERE ARE NO RODENTS, HAVENT SEEN ANY SIGNS OF EM, AND I GOT A CAT.
>The captain insisted there would be no rats, due to the services of “an exceptionally good cat.” The quarantine officer insisted on fumigation anyway and the captain forgot to remove the cat ahead of time. The following picture is the result.
>The SS Ethelhilda had rats in every portion of it. The photograph shows only what was found in the cabin itself: 1 cat, 24 rats that had lived along side it through the journey. The quarantine officer was good to stick to protocol, in the face of nonscientific assertions from the public that are still very familiar today.
Cats are cool pets but they take care of pests about as well as a pet chimp will write shakespeare.
all i ever claim was empirical experience that cat contain mice in one particaluar countryside which is not American suburb at all
never i have stated they completely kill mice out
and i have not talked about the rats at all
You claimed that cats were useful somehow. They are not. They are entirely fanciful emotional support animals. And yet they are treated like disposable rat traps.
This is why people hate cats anon. Because of cat people.
>CATS R USEFUL!!!
>*makes cat someone elses problem*
>I GET NEW CAT LOL.
>things accomplished: 1 cat died. several rats annoyed. mice felt kind of anxious.
>They are not.
yea let's just dismiss the observed effect
because anxious mice will stay in the house anyway, not go anywhere else, no
because the SCIENCE HAS SETTLED
because they did the study on an arctic island full or birds and their chicks unable to fly
if cats does not help with mice in this condition, they don't help at all.
So many people have observed that effect but they were wrong
"No rats in the cabin, I got a cat. Nope. Not one sign of rats. Cats work."
>24 rats found in the cabin following fumigation
Cats are fucking useless. Keep them as pets but stop treating them like disposable rat traps, because in over 10,000 years of domestication they have done NOTHING. A fucking bucket will kill at ten times the rate of a cat, which can't even repel mice for a day if the mice already acclimated to other cats. All it can do is make them sneak around. And stop making the rest of us put up with your cat because you didn't want to take care of a pet. Did you know even neutered toms will roam, fight, and mark territory? They will even attack better mannered cats that don't roam outside their backyard. You take an animal that could be fine really and make it into a verminous pest because you're such a retard you think cats get rid of rodents, which has not been true for even one day in human history. The incompetence of cats spurred the development of dog breeds and higher technology. If cats worked, we would not need poisons, or expensive traps that need cleared, cleaned, and re-set, or terriers that need trained. We would just get cheap, widely available cats and they would get rid of all the rodents forever.
But. They. Fucking. Don't.
Cats are pets for entertainment and cuddling. Keep them indoors and take good care of them.
>No rats in the cabin, I got a cat. Nope. Not one sign of rats. Cats work.
please point me out where i claim anything about rats. Voices in your head doesn't count.
>And stop making the rest of us put up with your cat because you didn't want to take care of a pet
or else you are going to cry?
You ever clean up a week old poisoned cat corpse that’s been melting in a gutter? The smell will definitely make you cry. Keep your useless pet inside.
>The smell will definitely make you cry.
somehow i have never did it and i have never ever heard about such cases
Please don't cite some studies about correlation of smells and tear gland secretion. Please.
Cats like most dogs serve no purpose but companionship. If you dont keep them indoors you should be charged with animal abuse and being a public nuisance.
Sorry to hear it. Have you been dilating regularly?
>If you dont keep them indoors you should be charged with animal abuse and being a public nuisance
well, the thing is, i shouldn't and i won't
and hardly anyone here thinks outdoor cat are nuisance
Two months. Cat smell only works for two months.
The the mice adapt and breed more aggressively.
>omg cats literally dont smell at all!!! wtf you must not know anything about litterbox hygiene if you think cats smell
>the mere passive smell of cat is enough to keep even the boldest of rodents at bay
id rather have mice in my house than the smell of cat
well i thought it is given that mice can feel smell a few magnitude better that humans but what do i know
they either smell or they dont
you cant have both
so you either have shittone of money or broke, right? You are either comletely well fed or starving, right? Are you the kid grown by phylosophers or something? Or maybe you can brag how easely you woked as K9 unit but the pay was shit?
>how easely you woked (wat)
toxo shit smell has rotted your brain
You do know mice piss all over your house and it smells horrible, right?
yes which is why should control them effectively instead of retardedly adding more pissy smelly animals that will just keep them hiding in the shadows
They steal my food
Cute little fella. I'll still squash him if he goes in my pantry though.
They're noisy at night and chew through my internet cables.
>giving an audience to their schizophrenic ramblings about cat piss