>casually walks into your path

>casually walks into your path
What do you even do?
How does one escape when face to face with a tiger or any other big cats

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just fricking eat me, let's get this over with

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I offer myself for her to use

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When i go out into the wild i always take a huge backpack-like stereo tower with me and blast dubstep on max volume. I'm yet to encounter an animal

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >face to face
    You're safe then

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's usually best to stare right at it and then abruptly turn your back and start running away from it. They will think you're pretty fast and won't feel like chasing after you.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would pull out my gun and shoot it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bri,ish

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      great way to get yourself mauled to death

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it casually walks into my vision, I can understand it isn't hunting me and would be significantly less concerned.
    If it just barely came into view and was staring intently, I would try to find a way to break the straight line path to me, and then find shelter.
    Most dangerous though would be never seeing it at all until it lunges at me from behind. Best I can think of is false eyes on the back of my head and just being aware/not putting myself in a position of potential predation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >If it casually walks into my vision, I can understand it isn't hunting me and would be significantly less concerned.
      This. If he casually crosses your path, you're not being hunted.
      It's the big cat you don't see that you've got to worry about.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    try to see if PSPSPSPSPS does the trick

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Consult /k/

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    scream loud and run at it. predators absolutely shit themselves when what they perceive as prey doesn't behave as they expect it to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        REEEEE CATgayS GET OFF MY BOARD!!!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They would shit themselves, and in their confusion what to do they would do an exploratory swipe with their massive claws at your face.

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