Can someone remake this with the following countries and dogs?

The American Bulldog (America), Shar-Pei (China), Siberian Husky (Russia), Bully Kutta (India), and the English Bulldog (Great Britain)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The french bulldog is actually an English breed. They just named it the Frenchie to mock France due to its diminutive size and stature in comparison to the English bulldog.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, moron, Toy Bulldogs were sent to Paris and bred with French Ratting Terriers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t.homosexual that takes the Wikipedia entry word for word

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now I regret not getting a little Stalhelm for my dachshund when he was alive.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Their bred to capture/kill wolves, but not other dogs.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pit bull is a great microcosm of how non-whites ruined america

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From pure blooded child mauler that chases down escaped slaves to the same bloodthirsty dog as before but uglier and it wears gold chains?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    England: more dangerous than it looks
    Germany: acts more dangerous than it is
    US: likes to kill women and children
    France: useless
    Russia: looks scary, isn’t. Also incredibly stupid.

    It’s perfect. Making russia a husky would be a glowing compliment because huskies are friendly, highly intelligent, calculating, non-territorial, healthy and somewhat capable, which russians aren’t. It would be more accurate to give huskies to china because they are china to a T down to eating small dogs and cats.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >England: more dangerous than it looks
      especially for kids and women. those muslims are unpredictable

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It uses the most dangerous breeds typical of those countries because it represents their militaries, anon. Pitbulls are psychotic and will go on murderous suicide rampages, for example. Borzoi are imposing and have a noble history, but are actually quite poor at fighting, just like russia.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the noble russian military history of zerging and raping. Imposing, to be sure

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly like borzoi!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mhhh. Could try.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't work for free

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, if any dog is America's dog, it's these moronic little gremlins.
    >we need a dog as a symbol of america
    >ok guys what do we do
    >lets take pitbulls and breed them together with their siblings for 20 generations!
    >this little freak is the result

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American Bulldog
      >Symbol of the USMC
      >Chosen by the United States Congress to be the official dog of the United States.
      >Represented in numerous patriotic events and advertisements.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iggy cute!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True, it’s either the American Bulldog or the Boston Bulldog (sometimes called terriers)

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What dog would represent Austria-Hungary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Austria: Alpine Dachsbracke(picrel)

      Hungary: Vizsla, easy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mutt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ask ai to do it.
        10/10 could produce better art than you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some mutt (multicultural empire). With part some mongolian race (hungurian) and extremly inbreed (for Austria and the Habsburgs)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The strong and proud Grauvieh standing high above the lands.

      >that's not a dog
      I sure pet it like one. It counts.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You want the labour and skill of an artist for free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't have it both ways. Labor? Are you sculpting me something? Skill? Artists don't need skill, they need inspiration which I provided fully.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It takes hours and effort to create pictures.
        If you want free art go ask an AI to do it, disgusting entitled commie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't work for free

          If it doesn't require any labor or skill then why didn't you do it yourself, instead of wasting your time begging on the internet?

          Samegay

          >Commie
          Says the art major kek.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it doesn't require any labor or skill then why didn't you do it yourself, instead of wasting your time begging on the internet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron or troll.
        Sometimes you can get someone on the internet to do something fun for free. But by saying
        >artists don't need skill
        you basically ruined your (already poor) chances.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also Pomeranian for Ukraine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only dogs Ukie produces are Ukie Brand German Shepherds, Ukie Brand Borzoi, and whatever the frick abomination pic related is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Low budget komondor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > Poms for Ukraine
        > sweet, likeable, tiny but with a spirit of big dog, won’t hesitate to fight a canine who’s several times bigger than it is

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah not accurate at all. Poms are a german breed anyways.

          What do dog fighters use for bait dogs? There is a pack of borzoi and an alliance of german shepherds and collies have decided to give these bait dogs weapons until there aren’t any left to use them because they’d rather not deal with the (obviously incompetent) borzoi themselves, for fear of pissing off the more intelligent and powerful spitz dogs.

          In the meantime, the huskies are chilling and selling krokodil to borzoi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you ukrainian by any chance?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Waufon: Poms for Ukraine!
          >Reality: Borzoi knock off

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dog_breeds_originating_in_Ukraine

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chortai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that shithole exists as an independent country is the reason why this conflict is taking so long.
          I hate russia, i hate ukraine and i hate you for bringing it up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          outstandingly reddit post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Boris Johnson's Illegitimate Canine Lovehild

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I figured Pomeranians originated from Pomerania

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Prussia & Germany

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pomerania was part of Prussia

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and the Pomeranian originated in both Prussia & Germany
            Zwergspitz

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              when I looked it up, it sounds like the archetypal spitz breed of dog has been around for a long time in Europe with an unknown origi and that Pomeranians were spitzes taken to England, bred to be very small and then called Pomeranians. Also the FCI doesn't consider them spitzes anymore. I have to admit, I did only do a few minutes of research, but it sounds like you could also say they originate from England.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't listen to the FCI, only the AKC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well it looks like they still consider them a spitz, although it looks like they say that they were bred to be smaller in Pomerania rather than England. Sounds like the origin for Pomeranians is debatable, but at the very least, certainly not Ukrainian.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >poland and western germany
                >western germany
                >poland is east of germany
                ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's the /American/ kennel club, cut them some slack

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You need a European geography class

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TFW Russia depicted as only country able to put up a fight with America. Would a Borzoi defeat an American Pit Bull Terrier?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong pic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit that is glorious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          borzoichads just can't stop winning

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Russian Greyhound*
            Accepting respect payments to the UK and their Greyhounds.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its closer to the afghan hound.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what a beauty

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Man if OP hasn't made his dog an stud with his own harem of b***hes...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's bred to kill wolves but not dogs
          kek and pit bulls were bred to kill small monkeys and not human infants
          Same thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Human infants don't look like monkeys at all, that's an hilarious moronic and misanthropic trope and cope for troony leftoidaes not being able to effect monkey abuse online. Monkeys don't look like humans and you're a racist frick if you think some human kids look like monkeuys but ya know.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's referring to the fact that pit bulls were used to hunt down and kill escaped slaves that were considered not worth recapturing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >murmansk expedition, 1918 (colorized)

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