can someone ID my new spiderbro? I put him in a jar with soil and some leaves.

can someone ID my new spiderbro? I put him in a jar with soil and some leaves. I'm going to use him as a desk pet until he dies. BTW, how do I keep him from dying?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release him, OP. How would you feel if some psycho locked you up in a small room.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i’m going to use him as a desk pet until he dies

    You’re a piece of shit, put it back outside.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up homosexual, he's chilling in a nice jar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's fine. Most widows live and die in one corner, they really don't need any room. You can keep one in a vase with a stick and they're happy as a clam.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a male black widow. Give it an ant or two.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be morbidly afraid of spiders but my fiancee got into tarantulas and I love them so much now. I’ve always loved Jumping spiders though they’re so fricking smart

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate spiders so much it's unreal

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the human's desire for companionship is so great that he'll capture a wild animal and keep it captive as prisoner of love

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't have a desk spider
      ngmi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prisoner of love
      Now you have forced me to do the same. I am really lonely and was thinking of getting a woman but thanks to your idea some female goat, dolphin or a cat is going to end up in my basement.

      • 7 months ago
        Joseph

        Women are wild animals, just sayin'

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay spider

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sitting here refreshing for replies the last half hour and I get this shit? frick you pal.

      post spiders

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. pretty sure it's a Western Black Widow (Male) which means I saved him from being consumed by a female. I'd say were basically roommates now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TfFM0y8.jpg

      I'm sitting here refreshing for replies the last half hour and I get this shit? frick you pal.

      post spiders

      >doesn't have a desk spider
      ngmi

      Close, it's actually a brown recluse

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a male black widow

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not a recluse, they have hair.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      male black widows are evolving to be e-girlcons because the younger females can't eat them.

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