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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all of you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      surely they are intelligent enough to consent right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're big enough to kill you if they don't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most animals are, even if you don't want to accept that.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Normally cats drink milk, but in this case I want to drink cats milk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kig ol bitties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so Wauf is basically /zoo/?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are cow veganas so gross?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Say that for yourself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the animal is also big, Hans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they?
      How about you post a close-up so we can all form an educated opinion.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I FRICKING HATE THE JANNIES ON ZV.

    Heres a some demon dog its.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Booba

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    man milk is best

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Bolt staring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He knows what's up

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You calling that an udder?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you just know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lovingly caress that beauty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >needy bleating

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They look like they'd get crap on their vag way too easily. Kinda gross.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more lubrication

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do with basically every shit they take.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No love for sows? All the more for me then

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board suddenly full of animal frickers lately?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's been like this for like a decade anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. For centuries.

        Animals can consent.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Millennia. This is post

          [...]

          from RockChan over seven thousand years ago

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't GrugAnon reported to the chief of the tribe for posting this?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              that was chief of tribe, name grootykins.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                grootykins need to bring back b.c. snacks

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                b.c. snacks banished from tribe. want do bad thing to gruglet. never help gather berry. never come to hunt big prooh. only spread bad word among tribe. b.c. snack never come back.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The protojannies received no berries for removing the post and that's why it survives to this day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >return to tradition

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't some Roman guy successfully breed with a mare and a lady came out of her?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that a myth?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I thought that's why they let horses be Senators

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Senator horse was just one of the emperors throwing major fricking shade at the Senate that he said a horse would do their job better than them so he made his horse one.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't that a myth?

              I thought that's why they let horses be Senators

              I think you're thinking of the supposed origin story of the Celtic Goddess Epona, protector of horses (also one of the few Celtic gods to be worshipped in Rome too). According to the "Parallela Minora", a large collection of Greek and Roman stories (supposedly written by Plutarch, but no one is sure), this is her origin:
              "Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl and they named her Epona. She is the goddess that is concerned with the protection of horses. So Agesilaüs in the third book of his Italian History."

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl
                What a terrible disappointment that must have been
                Imagine hating human women and turning instead to your horse wife, and you end up with a damn female human child anyway
                Dude just couldn't escape women

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Should have just turned gay like a normal Greek guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are animals. You are an animal fricker, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >suddenly
      summer is over, stop coming here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Respect my board culture, bigot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because space marine posters from Wauf and gallade/bisharp posters from /vp/ bullied furries so much that some of them decided to end up here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      didn't some zoofricker subreddit get purged like a year ago and they all just came here

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They were always here. But that may have added to their numbers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        /Trash/ also did a purge.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >lately

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whale milk is thick and makes anyone strong enough to get it insanely powerful. The immunoglobulins make you immune to drowning.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy breasts

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >raping cows le good
    >having consensual sex with a dog le bad
    Society is collapsing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moo

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never draink raw milk, is it good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pulpy

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish that boy was me

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to completely drain an udder
    I wonder if there's a visual difference between udders before and after milking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. They're 80% fat and milk production infrastructure. There's a visual difference, but because volume is the cube of the radius, it's not a big difference.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would love to completely drain lemur's boobs, you made me love it and I didnt know it. I would suck it the whole day!

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is that normal? Those udders look much larger than what I've seen before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your definition of normal, they're usually bred to be bigger for maximum milk gains.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    udderly disgusting

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be hyena pup
      >succ on tit
      >mum cums

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i wish i was that pup

        i envy the pup so much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        that's just drool from the one sniffing her with its dong hanging out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dong
          >he doesn't know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be hyena pup
      >succ on tit
      >mum cums

      i wish i was that pup

      i envy the pup so much

      https://i.imgur.com/nqfiLK9.jpg

      [...]
      that's just drool from the one sniffing her with its dong hanging out

      I've known since forever that female hyenas have a wiener and balls instead of a pussy, but literally only in this moment did I finally realize that their puppies would have to nurse in the same location.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >when your brother goes in for one of moms nips but accidentally latches onto her clit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i wish that brother was me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >retracts into a cookie for sex
        Autists love to argue this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally perfect

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they dont have balls. they have an extended clit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't they have fake balls? I seem to recall reading that somewhere.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They do

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's like an empty sack.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't it fricking explode after giving birth for the 1st time?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hyenas have udders
      NEEED!!!

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If your breasts aren't covered in throbbing veins carrying life giving blood what even is the point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, big black lemur breasts look very attractive, at least this is the point. I would love to rub them, hold them, compress them!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They remind me of this guy's chest bombs
        Lemurs are very cute though.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit look at the size of those cows balls

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible thread

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i was half expecting that video where larry krohn casually feels up his female dogs breasts and pleasantly surprised by something even worse

      https://i.imgur.com/fFmzjsL.jpg

      >Malgays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw thats a male dog

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you even know how many times I loved this picture. Just look how SOFT and big her breasts are. I bet they smell awful!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that a male?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How can you tell? But I would love him only more if he is a male lemur, albeit I have been fantasizing about her as a female lemur!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lemur gay once gave a link to a story about a male lemur with hormone problems.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That was me. If you only know what fantasies I had with this male lemur. For me, he is ideal of how his body should look. Evolution should put big breasts onto every male lemur in Future
            I think this lemur costs a lot because it is very, very, very attractive!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >male lemur gets giant breasts
            lol, talk about a pear huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/btlH2IJ.jpg

      That was me. If you only know what fantasies I had with this male lemur. For me, he is ideal of how his body should look. Evolution should put big breasts onto every male lemur in Future
      I think this lemur costs a lot because it is very, very, very attractive!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wauf full of sane ppl

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I once came to a video of a farmer getting is dick sucked by a baby cow.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need those tiddies in this dog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I need my dick in that dog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mmm, doggie girl is ready for you to touch her nipples and to eat her

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That light touching feels so forbidden~

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Milk silos online

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/wy88e7o.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/9H74RDE.jpg

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >human
      Disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now we're talking

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you op i now want to get behind and suck her milk

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tags: backsack

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moooooo

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP you are a sick person. Fap to something normal like feet ffs

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like them with smaller udders and a thicker rear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Built for big human wiener

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know their shit and piss just runs down their sacks, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My balls look like this

      This happens to my balls too

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok lads, which is best: goat milk, sheep milk, cow milk, or horse milk?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goat milk is the stinkiest and only usable for cheese.
      Horse milk is apparently really healthy but never tried it yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        marefrickers just keep winning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      personally love sheep's milk yogurt and cheese, pecorino romano is my favorite. i love goat's milk in smoothies though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get horse milk in now and then. It's six credits a bottle but it has a unique flavour.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never had sheep or horse, goat is fricking nasty unless you're raised drinking it, cows milk is nectar of the gods.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's human breast milk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whale milk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      These homosexuals saying goats milk is bad is straight up propaganda
      That shit is delicious and good for you.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are cow udder jokes breast coded or balls coded?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    udderanon is that you

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are fapping to cow udders.
    Veiny, swaying cow udders.
    Let that sink in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      throbbing, heavy, fat udders, full of milk and blood...
      hmmm....

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the thick, throbbing veins that really does it for me. It's like the ultimate sign of life and fertility.
    I just want to suck hard on a pair of big nipples while the veins pulsate, struggling to pump enough blood to keep up with my voracity.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UDDA

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really like a bag?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice. Check these goats out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you kick them in the milkers, would they die?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They’ll probably kick you back

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would I die?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It would be very painful

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It’s a big cow.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              for ewe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                CARLOS!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it would be extremely painful

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks mad uncomfortable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe. But imagine the cushioning on each thrust. That sounds very comfortable to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stop thinking about fricking goats anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why? It's a time-honored tradition in some countries.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This board is making me think that fricking animals is normal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is if you aren't an inbred city dweller

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Considering human history and ancient myths I would say it is pretty normal but so is rape, pedophilia, incest and murder. What is acceptable or not in society varies greatly on time and location and is different from what is normal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only big cats, deer and dolphins.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget mares

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget mares

              You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bringing up a moron that can be baited with mint and a ball of string, a fricking fish, and some moronic prey animals, but ignoring the most obvious option?

              Afraid they'd just turn around and kill you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why not both?
                Thread began discussing prey animals, it's hardly unreasonable that that's what people in here are talking about most. Wolves are beautiful, but so are most prey animals. Relax.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The majority of prey animals are pretty ugly (unless you count lower carnivores like coyotes as prey) and I can't respect something that just lays down and dies as soon as something bites it on the ass or idly watches its friends die while chewing on some grass. i saw a video of a bison knock one of its herdmates over and let the wolves have them, and in the same video a wolf pulled one of its friends out of the way of a charging bison. frick prey animals. wolves will fight bears to save a packmate that's already dead. things like cows basically beg you to kill them.

                the few prey animals that actually fight back, like donkeys, i respect, a donkey will ragdoll anything that comes near and go down fighting, but cows are not one of those, and neither are horses (they just panic and break a leg), and neither are deer. they just attack pups and harmless domestic dogs like raging incels.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Views Donkeys as hot and not horses
                You are mentally deficit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, donkeys are ugly as frick. But I respect them. They're like ugly people that still get shit done and have a personality. You don't want to frick them, and you don't have to. Horses are ugly, but useless moronic pushovers. Have a donkey frick a horse and the resulting animal is 10x better than a horse.

                Horsefrickers just like horses because they are naturally beta and a donkey would probably tear them a new butthole. I mean really, they're equally ugly and gross. What other reasons are there?

                Horses suck. Donkeys are based. Simple as.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *simple ass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Donkeys are really affectionate in my experience. Sure their face is a little ugly but they have nice ASSets.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                mules are best, donkeys are bros, horses are hit and miss.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok we get it you entered a thread about things you don't like.
                That's just like, your opinion, man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wolves are domestication easy mode. Courting a wild horse is comparatively more difficult, a wild dolphin an exercise in extreme patience, and a big cat a roll of the die

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There is only one choice for a true waifu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED AND SLAMMED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goat paizuri?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do cows have such bony asses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Idunno but it's really hot. Skeleton and some muscle and then MASSIVE milkers
      Goddamn I love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're a bit light in condition from making all the milk. That and the breed is built like a rectangle at the best of times

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if we cud selectively breed women for that trait… wouldn’t that be funny.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
    MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
    REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
    I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
    GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
    GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
    UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
    I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
    UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
    I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Milk is so good bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Grain-fed milk for peasants
      >Grass-fed milk for me

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh momma

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOMMYMILKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    BIG FAT COW TIDDY MILKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd love this guy then

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A Canadian woodshop teacher who decided massive prosthetic cowbreasts were appropriate attire for school.
          People complained but the school says he's protected by gender identity laws

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly it’s too funny for me to be outraged.
            This dude showing up to class with giant fake breasts and no one can stop him.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              same, the merciless mocking he's going to receive from his students more than makes up for his brazenly displayed fetish.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >gender identity laws
            That's not a thing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It is in Canada.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yikes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are the breasts made out of wood?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But those are not real breasts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that's transphobic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TRANS breasts ARE REAL breasts!!!!

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