b.c. snacks banished from tribe. want do bad thing to gruglet. never help gather berry. never come to hunt big prooh. only spread bad word among tribe. b.c. snack never come back.
The Senator horse was just one of the emperors throwing major fucking shade at the Senate that he said a horse would do their job better than them so he made his horse one.
I think you're thinking of the supposed origin story of the Celtic Goddess Epona, protector of horses (also one of the few Celtic gods to be worshipped in Rome too). According to the "Parallela Minora", a large collection of Greek and Roman stories (supposedly written by Plutarch, but no one is sure), this is her origin:
"Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl and they named her Epona. She is the goddess that is concerned with the protection of horses. So Agesilaüs in the third book of his Italian History."
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl
What a terrible disappointment that must have been
Imagine hating human women and turning instead to your horse wife, and you end up with a damn female human child anyway
Dude just couldn't escape women
8 months ago
Anonymous
Should have just turned gay like a normal Greek guy
No. They're 80% fat and milk production infrastructure. There's a visual difference, but because volume is the cube of the radius, it's not a big difference.
[...]
that's just drool from the one sniffing her with its dong hanging out
I've known since forever that female hyenas have a cock and balls instead of a pussy, but literally only in this moment did I finally realize that their puppies would have to nurse in the same location.
That was me. If you only know what fantasies I had with this male lemur. For me, he is ideal of how his body should look. Evolution should put big breasts onto every male lemur in Future
I think this lemur costs a lot because it is very, very, very attractive!
That was me. If you only know what fantasies I had with this male lemur. For me, he is ideal of how his body should look. Evolution should put big breasts onto every male lemur in Future
I think this lemur costs a lot because it is very, very, very attractive!
It's the thick, throbbing veins that really does it for me. It's like the ultimate sign of life and fertility.
I just want to suck hard on a pair of big nipples while the veins pulsate, struggling to pump enough blood to keep up with my voracity.
Considering human history and ancient myths I would say it is pretty normal but so is rape, pedophilia, incest and murder. What is acceptable or not in society varies greatly on time and location and is different from what is normal.
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bringing up a retard that can be baited with mint and a ball of string, a fucking fish, and some retarded prey animals, but ignoring the most obvious option?
Afraid they'd just turn around and kill you?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why not both?
Thread began discussing prey animals, it's hardly unreasonable that that's what people in here are talking about most. Wolves are beautiful, but so are most prey animals. Relax.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The majority of prey animals are pretty ugly (unless you count lower carnivores like coyotes as prey) and I can't respect something that just lays down and dies as soon as something bites it on the ass or idly watches its friends die while chewing on some grass. i saw a video of a bison knock one of its herdmates over and let the wolves have them, and in the same video a wolf pulled one of its friends out of the way of a charging bison. fuck prey animals. wolves will fight bears to save a packmate that's already dead. things like cows basically beg you to kill them.
the few prey animals that actually fight back, like donkeys, i respect, a donkey will ragdoll anything that comes near and go down fighting, but cows are not one of those, and neither are horses (they just panic and break a leg), and neither are deer. they just attack pups and harmless domestic dogs like raging incels.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Views Donkeys as hot and not horses
You are mentally deficit.
9 months ago
Anonymous
No, donkeys are ugly as fuck. But I respect them. They're like ugly people that still get shit done and have a personality. You don't want to fuck them, and you don't have to. Horses are ugly, but useless retarded pushovers. Have a donkey fuck a horse and the resulting animal is 10x better than a horse.
Horsefuckers just like horses because they are naturally beta and a donkey would probably tear them a new asshole. I mean really, they're equally ugly and gross. What other reasons are there?
Horses suck. Donkeys are based. Simple as.
9 months ago
Anonymous
*simple ass
9 months ago
Anonymous
Donkeys are really affectionate in my experience. Sure their face is a little ugly but they have nice ASSets.
8 months ago
Anonymous
mules are best, donkeys are bros, horses are hit and miss.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ok we get it you entered a thread about things you don't like.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Wolves are domestication easy mode. Courting a wild horse is comparatively more difficult, a wild dolphin an exercise in extreme patience, and a big cat a roll of the die
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
A Canadian woodshop teacher who decided massive prosthetic cowtits were appropriate attire for school.
People complained but the school says he's protected by gender identity laws
I hate all of you
surely they are intelligent enough to consent right?
They're big enough to kill you if they don't
Most animals are, even if you don't want to accept that.
Normally cats drink milk, but in this case I want to drink cats milk.
Kig ol bitties
so Wauf is basically /zoo/?
Yes
Why are cow vaginas so gross?
Say that for yourself.
Because the animal is also big, Hans
Are they?
How about you post a close-up so we can all form an educated opinion.
I FUCKING HATE THE JANNIES ON ZV.
Heres a some demon dog its.
Booba
man milk is best
Gay
Why is Bolt staring
He knows what's up
You calling that an udder?
>you just know
I want to lovingly caress that beauty
>needy bleating
They look like they'd get crap on their vag way too easily. Kinda gross.
more lubrication
They do with basically every shit they take.
No love for sows? All the more for me then
why is this board suddenly full of animal fuckers lately?
It's been like this for like a decade anon
Wrong. For centuries.
Animals can consent.
Millennia. This is post
from RockChan over seven thousand years ago
Wasn't GrugAnon reported to the chief of the tribe for posting this?
that was chief of tribe, name grootykins.
grootykins need to bring back b.c. snacks
b.c. snacks banished from tribe. want do bad thing to gruglet. never help gather berry. never come to hunt big prooh. only spread bad word among tribe. b.c. snack never come back.
The protojannies received no berries for removing the post and that's why it survives to this day
>return to tradition
Didn't some Roman guy successfully breed with a mare and a lady came out of her?
Isn't that a myth?
I thought that's why they let horses be Senators
The Senator horse was just one of the emperors throwing major fucking shade at the Senate that he said a horse would do their job better than them so he made his horse one.
No.
I think you're thinking of the supposed origin story of the Celtic Goddess Epona, protector of horses (also one of the few Celtic gods to be worshipped in Rome too). According to the "Parallela Minora", a large collection of Greek and Roman stories (supposedly written by Plutarch, but no one is sure), this is her origin:
"Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl and they named her Epona. She is the goddess that is concerned with the protection of horses. So Agesilaüs in the third book of his Italian History."
>Fulvius Stellus hated women and used to consort with a mare and in due time the mare gave birth to a beautiful girl
What a terrible disappointment that must have been
Imagine hating human women and turning instead to your horse wife, and you end up with a damn female human child anyway
Dude just couldn't escape women
Should have just turned gay like a normal Greek guy
Humans are animals. You are an animal fucker, anon.
>suddenly
summer is over, stop coming here
Respect my board culture, bigot.
Because space marine posters from Wauf and gallade/bisharp posters from Wauf bullied furries so much that some of them decided to end up here.
didn't some zoofucker subreddit get purged like a year ago and they all just came here
They were always here. But that may have added to their numbers.
/Trash/ also did a purge.
>lately
Whale milk is thick and makes anyone strong enough to get it insanely powerful. The immunoglobulins make you immune to drowning.
Pussy tits
>raping cows le good
>having consensual sex with a dog le bad
Society is collapsing.
Moo
I never draink raw milk, is it good?
Pulpy
I wish that boy was me
Is it possible to completely drain an udder
I wonder if there's a visual difference between udders before and after milking
No. They're 80% fat and milk production infrastructure. There's a visual difference, but because volume is the cube of the radius, it's not a big difference.
I would love to completely drain lemur's boobs, you made me love it and I didnt know it. I would suck it the whole day!
Is that normal? Those udders look much larger than what I've seen before.
Depends on your definition of normal, they're usually bred to be bigger for maximum milk gains.
udderly disgusting
>be hyena pup
>succ on tit
>mum cums
i wish i was that pup
i envy the pup so much
that's just drool from the one sniffing her with its dong hanging out
>dong
>he doesn't know
I've known since forever that female hyenas have a cock and balls instead of a pussy, but literally only in this moment did I finally realize that their puppies would have to nurse in the same location.
>when your brother goes in for one of moms nips but accidentally latches onto her clit
i wish that brother was me
>retracts into a cookie for sex
Autists love to argue this
Literally perfect
they dont have balls. they have an extended clit
Don't they have fake balls? I seem to recall reading that somewhere.
They do
It's like an empty sack.
Doesn't it fucking explode after giving birth for the 1st time?
>Hyenas have udders
NEEED!!!
If your tits aren't covered in throbbing veins carrying life giving blood what even is the point
For me, big black lemur tits look very attractive, at least this is the point. I would love to rub them, hold them, compress them!
They remind me of this guy's chest bombs
Lemurs are very cute though.
holy shit look at the size of those cows balls
Terrible thread
i was half expecting that video where larry krohn casually feels up his female dogs tits and pleasantly surprised by something even worse
>Malfags
>tfw thats a male dog
If you even know how many times I loved this picture. Just look how SOFT and big her breasts are. I bet they smell awful!
Isn't that a male?
How can you tell? But I would love him only more if he is a male lemur, albeit I have been fantasizing about her as a female lemur!
Lemur fag once gave a link to a story about a male lemur with hormone problems.
That was me. If you only know what fantasies I had with this male lemur. For me, he is ideal of how his body should look. Evolution should put big breasts onto every male lemur in Future
I think this lemur costs a lot because it is very, very, very attractive!
>male lemur gets giant tits
lol, talk about a pear huh
Wauf full of sane ppl
I once came to a video of a farmer getting is dick sucked by a baby cow.
I need those tiddies in this dog
I need my dick in that dog
mmm, doggie girl is ready for you to touch her nipples and to eat her
That light touching feels so forbidden~
Milk silos online
>human
Disgusting
now we're talking
Fuck you op i now want to get behind and suck her milk
>tags: backsack
moooooo
OP you are a sick person. Fap to something normal like feet ffs
I like them with smaller udders and a thicker rear.
Built for big human cock
You know their shit and piss just runs down their sacks, right?
My balls look like this
This happens to my balls too
Ok lads, which is best: goat milk, sheep milk, cow milk, or horse milk?
Goat milk is the stinkiest and only usable for cheese.
Horse milk is apparently really healthy but never tried it yet.
marefuckers just keep winning
personally love sheep's milk yogurt and cheese, pecorino romano is my favorite. i love goat's milk in smoothies though
I get horse milk in now and then. It's six credits a bottle but it has a unique flavour.
Never had sheep or horse, goat is fucking nasty unless you're raised drinking it, cows milk is nectar of the gods.
for me, it's human breast milk
whale milk
These gays saying goats milk is bad is straight up propaganda
That shit is delicious and good for you.
Are cow udder jokes breast coded or balls coded?
udderanon is that you
You guys are fapping to cow udders.
Veiny, swaying cow udders.
Let that sink in.
throbbing, heavy, fat udders, full of milk and blood...
hmmm....
It's the thick, throbbing veins that really does it for me. It's like the ultimate sign of life and fertility.
I just want to suck hard on a pair of big nipples while the veins pulsate, struggling to pump enough blood to keep up with my voracity.
UDDA
Is it really like a bag?
Nice. Check these goats out.
If you kick them in the milkers, would they die?
They’ll probably kick you back
Would I die?!
It would be very painful
It’s a big cow.
For you.
for ewe
CARLOS!
it would be extremely painful
for you
looks mad uncomfortable
Maybe. But imagine the cushioning on each thrust. That sounds very comfortable to me.
Stop thinking about fucking goats anon
Why? It's a time-honored tradition in some countries.
This board is making me think that fucking animals is normal
It is if you aren't an inbred city dweller
Considering human history and ancient myths I would say it is pretty normal but so is rape, pedophilia, incest and murder. What is acceptable or not in society varies greatly on time and location and is different from what is normal.
Only big cats, deer and dolphins.
Don't forget mares
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Bringing up a retard that can be baited with mint and a ball of string, a fucking fish, and some retarded prey animals, but ignoring the most obvious option?
Afraid they'd just turn around and kill you?
Why not both?
Thread began discussing prey animals, it's hardly unreasonable that that's what people in here are talking about most. Wolves are beautiful, but so are most prey animals. Relax.
The majority of prey animals are pretty ugly (unless you count lower carnivores like coyotes as prey) and I can't respect something that just lays down and dies as soon as something bites it on the ass or idly watches its friends die while chewing on some grass. i saw a video of a bison knock one of its herdmates over and let the wolves have them, and in the same video a wolf pulled one of its friends out of the way of a charging bison. fuck prey animals. wolves will fight bears to save a packmate that's already dead. things like cows basically beg you to kill them.
the few prey animals that actually fight back, like donkeys, i respect, a donkey will ragdoll anything that comes near and go down fighting, but cows are not one of those, and neither are horses (they just panic and break a leg), and neither are deer. they just attack pups and harmless domestic dogs like raging incels.
>Views Donkeys as hot and not horses
You are mentally deficit.
No, donkeys are ugly as fuck. But I respect them. They're like ugly people that still get shit done and have a personality. You don't want to fuck them, and you don't have to. Horses are ugly, but useless retarded pushovers. Have a donkey fuck a horse and the resulting animal is 10x better than a horse.
Horsefuckers just like horses because they are naturally beta and a donkey would probably tear them a new asshole. I mean really, they're equally ugly and gross. What other reasons are there?
Horses suck. Donkeys are based. Simple as.
*simple ass
Donkeys are really affectionate in my experience. Sure their face is a little ugly but they have nice ASSets.
mules are best, donkeys are bros, horses are hit and miss.
Ok we get it you entered a thread about things you don't like.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Wolves are domestication easy mode. Courting a wild horse is comparatively more difficult, a wild dolphin an exercise in extreme patience, and a big cat a roll of the die
There is only one choice for a true waifu
SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Goat paizuri?
Why do cows have such bony asses?
Idunno but it's really hot. Skeleton and some muscle and then MASSIVE milkers
Goddamn I love it
They're a bit light in condition from making all the milk. That and the breed is built like a rectangle at the best of times
Imagine if we cud selectively breed women for that trait… wouldn’t that be funny.
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
Milk is so good bros
>Grain-fed milk for peasants
>Grass-fed milk for me
oh momma
MOMMYMILKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BIG FAT COW TIDDY MILKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
You'd love this guy then
what the fuck is that
A Canadian woodshop teacher who decided massive prosthetic cowtits were appropriate attire for school.
People complained but the school says he's protected by gender identity laws
Honestly it’s too funny for me to be outraged.
This dude showing up to class with giant fake tits and no one can stop him.
same, the merciless mocking he's going to receive from his students more than makes up for his brazenly displayed fetish.
>gender identity laws
That's not a thing
It is in Canada.
yikes
Are the tits made out of wood?
But those are not real tits
that's transphobic
TRANS TITS ARE REAL TITS!!!!