BREAKING:

1,700 OLD ROMAN CHICKEN EGG FOUND STILL INTACT

>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13074179/amp/Roman-chicken-egg-1-700-years-Aylesbury.html

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just like me fr (for real)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he okay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he’s just resting 🙂

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s fricking crazy. Entire empires have came and went in the time since this was laid - including the largest ever. Literal historical relic. Has anything like this ever happened before?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes we have found old stuff before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        source? seems unlikely

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a sign. Rome will retvrn…

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRUE ROMAN EGG FOR TRUE ROMANS!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EGG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      MIPGHFFFG

      Also, the heat of the rice cooked the egg long ago

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as mayor, I award you with one of our famous giant chicken eggs

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man. You would think the materials that make up the egg would have decayed and deteriorated by now. Guess eggs are really sturdy.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs are weird. Can’t a chicken egg support the weight of an entire tractor if you rest the weight on it just right or some shit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you use a bunch of them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if it’s made of stone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, thank you.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a 1,701 year old chicken it did this egg come first?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but they couldn’t find its remains

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the implications of this? Are we about to make the worlds smelliest omelet? Or maybe clone it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the implications of this?
      Rome will rise again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Th egg of the Roman phoenix. The Third Rome cometh (the actual Third Rome, not that weird pretender one that speaks some strange barbarian language).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Third Rome will rise in... Moldavia

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *Albania

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol for a second I thought this was the return of the tick orb

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss that guy, havent heard from him in months
      Hope his studies and hedgies are doing well. Mostly so he can get back to making the fricking Orb.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING
    >INTACT
    They need to make up their mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m really glad I didn’t have to be the one to make this joke. Ya done good.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this significant?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The contents of the egg are still liquid. This is significant because it's the only instance found so far of that happening. Also, it's rather impressive.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought I was on Wauf when I posted that. Usually only funny/breaking news gets shitposted there so I was wondering why someone was catching a ban for this egg discovery but it’s Wauf so it checks out.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can it still hatch?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s probably a negative.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ancestor 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so you're saying we can hatch this egg to bring a true roman into modern times and save western civilization?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/f3OHNs6.jpg

      >What are the implications of this?
      Rome will rise again

      Based.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow
    the roman who laid it must be proud…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually determined to have been laid by a Gaul.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getafix is at it again

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