>boxer. >not shaped like a box

>boxer
>not shaped like a box

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american staffordshire
    >doesnt have a staff
    bros....

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stafforshire
      >neither staff nor shire
      Fuckin scam, the lot of em.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think boxers are based dogs but they are kinda ugly

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks like a badass killer hellhound
    >Is actually a severely retarded cuddle monster
    Boxers are adorable.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cocker spaniel
    >Female

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saint Bernard
    >literally destroys shit, including biblical figure paintings

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >godly dog destroys false idols

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doberman Pinscher
    >Does not pinch intruders to death

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually just an okay dane

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spitz
    >doesn't spit?
    I don't know actually; do they drool much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, not at all

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not made in a laboratory

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he works in a lab, dumbo

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >German shepherd
    >born in America
    >parents were from czechoslovakia

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >australian shepherd
    >from america

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      americans need all the help they can get herding aussies.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hard to think these fellas had a rebellion once

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulldog
    >looks like a frog instead of a bovine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another win for toadlines

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >greyhound
    >coat comes in fucking blue, but not grey

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    boxers are complete fucking idiots
    they're also unbelievably sweet

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >husky
    >extremely lean

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he win 13 games against zerg?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ksyolo-
    >Xololoi
    >Xoloitzcuni-
    Foreget it.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Teach my boxer to roll over.
    >He starts shifting his weight on his hind legs and pelting me with body blows.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boxer has something in its mouth
      >go to grab it
      >boxer starts slipping all of my grabs

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound
    >not constantly bleeding

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    best dogs honestly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one he was pretty cool and extremely retarded. His tongue couldn't even fit in his mouth.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love boxers. They're the clowns of the doggie world.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely have a soft spot for them because a family friend had them when i was growing up. One of them was super built, named Bettis, terrified me when I first met him, but he was just a giant goofball.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My family had one when I was little, and she was a real sweetheart. A total contrast to our chow.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      facts, my boxer is the absolute sweetest thing on earth, will cuddle with you all day

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stfu leaf

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kina is tho
    one of the ugliest dogs going for sure

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *