>boxer. >not shaped like a box

>boxer
>not shaped like a box

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american staffordshire
    >doesnt have a staff
    bros....

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stafforshire
      >neither staff nor shire
      Fuckin scam, the lot of em.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think boxers are based dogs but they are kinda ugly

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Looks like a badass killer hellhound
    >Is actually a severely retarded cuddle monster
    Boxers are adorable.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cocker spaniel
    >Female

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Saint Bernard
    >literally destroys shit, including biblical figure paintings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >godly dog destroys false idols

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Doberman Pinscher
    >Does not pinch intruders to death

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >actually just an okay dane

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Spitz
    >doesn't spit?
    I don't know actually; do they drool much?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, not at all

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not made in a laboratory

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he works in a lab, dumbo

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >German shepherd
    >born in America
    >parents were from czechoslovakia

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >australian shepherd
    >from america

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      americans need all the help they can get herding aussies.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hard to think these fellas had a rebellion once

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bulldog
    >looks like a frog instead of a bovine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another win for toadlines

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >greyhound
    >coat comes in fucking blue, but not grey

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boxers are complete fucking idiots
    they're also unbelievably sweet

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >husky
    >extremely lean

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he win 13 games against zerg?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ksyolo-
    >Xololoi
    >Xoloitzcuni-
    Foreget it.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Teach my boxer to roll over.
    >He starts shifting his weight on his hind legs and pelting me with body blows.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boxer has something in its mouth
      >go to grab it
      >boxer starts slipping all of my grabs

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound
    >not constantly bleeding

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best dogs honestly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had one he was pretty cool and extremely retarded. His tongue couldn't even fit in his mouth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love boxers. They're the clowns of the doggie world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely have a soft spot for them because a family friend had them when i was growing up. One of them was super built, named Bettis, terrified me when I first met him, but he was just a giant goofball.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My family had one when I was little, and she was a real sweetheart. A total contrast to our chow.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      facts, my boxer is the absolute sweetest thing on earth, will cuddle with you all day

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stfu leaf

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kina is tho
    one of the ugliest dogs going for sure

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