Border collies are the only dog breed that should exist.

Border collies are the only dog breed that should exist. All other dog breeds should be subject to aggressive eugenics programs until the only breed left is border collies

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man the people on Wauf are more neurotic than they accuse border collies of being. no you don't need 50 acres and livestock to make border collies happy. you should have a house with a backyard and that's fine enough. remember these people are purity spiraling like vegans and peta and think your dog should be put down if you don't walk it 4 times a day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah. I've been thinking this a while but I had trouble articulating it but that's exactly right.
      >YOU NEED 50 ACRES TO OWN A BORDER COLLIE REEE
      >YOU NEED A FARM TO OWN A TERRIER
      >YOU NEED TO RUN TO OWN A HUSKY
      No, you don't. You just need to be sensible and not a moron and put some fricking effort in. But you don't need to be the perfect pet owner to be a good pet owner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You unironically need to run if you own a husky, unless you want your life to be a funny but mostly cringe youtube video of screaming and ruined furniture. It’s the secret to getting some obedience out of them too.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recently met a really weird mix. Can't remember if it was half border collie or half aussie shepherd but the other half was chihuahua somehow. It just looked like a big-ass Jack Russell, about the size of a sheltie.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hyperactive jobless NEETdog that goes fricking insane when it's unemployed
    >YEAH WE SHOULD MAKE MORE OF THEM, IN FACT WE SHOULD MAKE ONLY THEM
    We need lazy-yet-sturdy dogs to suit the average pet owner lifestyle

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong,Collies are cool, but Pete is cooler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool plushie

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based collie enjoyer

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll accept this only if you breed them big enough to bone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when the cat person is dog-curious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      based collie enjoyer

      Why are you colliehomosexuals like this
      You’re not supposed to frick dogs

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    average collie fan

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever had enough money for a manservant I would get a borzoi

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really like the look of these dogs and am very impressed by their intelligence but i would never be able to own one, i know i couldn't keep up with their need for stimulation and work.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lab/Shepard. Simple as. Frick pit bulls frick chihuahuas and weeny dogs. The world belongs to Anglo dogs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to build a wall collie over that border collie.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read a post here saying the uncanny loyalty of herding breeds is because their sexual and romantic instincts are mutated enough to imprint on humans, and since then I have never once trusted collie shills. To make it worse i saw posts in /dog/ saying that collies didnt need peanut butter like “dumb huskies”. After that I REALLY stopped trusting collie shills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      catchads would never

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i saw posts in /dog/ saying that collies didnt need peanut butter like “dumb huskies”
      nobody said this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        somebody said this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the german shepherd guy that posted webms of his dog propositioning him for sex whenever he touched her leg. A behavior that normal, non abused dogs just don't do. It's the kind of shit you see from toadlines used to artificial insemination. Typical /dog/ people!

      Some people see herding dogs as the ultimate off leash play-fetch-anywhere machine
      the loudest voices on Wauf see them as easier to train for... more unnatural purposes. Just remember that when collie gays say something like "huskies dont love their owners" because you, me, and /dog/ got different definitions of love.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best dogs in order:
    1. Border Collie
    2. English Springer Spaniel
    3. German Shepard

    Picrel is my good boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this post. I miss my Springer so damn much.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny way to spell german shepherds.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is as prone to killing your children as a shitbull
      >Whether it dies of cancer or needs put down for disintegrated hips and a crumbling spine is a coin flip, only guarantee is it won't die healthy from simple old age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JGvzRL2.jpeg

      >Best dogs in order:
      1. Border Collie
      2. English Springer Spaniel
      3. German Shepard

      Picrel is my good boy.

      nice tongue

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The unholy trinity of doggays on Wauf
    >huskygays
    >border colliegays
    >pitbullgays

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are high energy and intelligent bred to run around and herd a flock.
    You are taking something meant to run up and down hills managing a herd and sticking it in a small room with nothing to do but look at you and play with infantile level toys.

    Getting one to sit around your home while you are away at work half the time and too busy trying to play house inside the rest of the time is stupid. They need a job to stay sane. If you don't have acres they can roam or like hours of intent training like those obstacle course running people, you will give them mental illness as they go insane as a normal pet.
    Then when you think you have one that represents them as a breed you are wrong, you have a mentaly ill nutcase that is like what a high energy child would become if you gave them nothing to do and forced them to sit around bored. They become a nuerotic spaz.

    People don't really want the most intelligent dog. Intelligent needs more stimulation or they develop long term mental illness. Most people want a loyal dog that does well around the home and family, not needs constant stimulation. If you want something needing constant stimulation get a child, they have schools and a society built around keeping them stimulated when you are too busy. The dog does not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and if they are bred as pets and no longer for the traits that made them so unique, they cease to be special. Typical pet owners will dumb down the breed over time and make them worse farming and herding working dogs.
      Because they will be bred to have traits good for being satisfied as a normal dog that doesn't overthink everything in a basic pet life and turn insane.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my family used to have a bc mix, and the little fricker used to superman himself right through window screens to go outside.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is why if I ever want a bc, I'll rather have a farm already with some sheep and two horses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People want intelligent dogs
      People do not want high drive dogs - any drive.

      People are the same way. You want the company of an intelligent person. You do not want the company of a high drive person. An intelligent person can be very calm, collected, and deliberate. A high drive person is a spazz that will not shut up or sit still, it doesnt matter how smart they are or aren't.

      A husky is high IQ, ultra low drive, except for... going fast, then they have infinite drive. Only Waufners like these dogs because Waufners walk twice as fast as normal people. Anyone else would be pulling their hair out because of how embarrassed, angry, and disgraced dog people feel when their dog is the one leading the walk. A normal walking pace for a husky borders on a jog. You need to do that for at least 2 hours every day. Their absent drive also means they're not prone to playing games directed by their owners like fetch and agility, they get bored of these fast and would rather have you play chase or play fight with them. You should really just get a second husky for that.

      A border collie is high IQ, ultra high drive. Their drive is mostly predation based, and is so hopped up it's triggered by everything. If they are sufficiently bored their herding behavior reveals its true face as hunting behavior and they will start attacking children. And other dogs. And themselves. Breeding has brought their incidental maulings down to "nippings", but they still hurt and they still draw blood. You should really get some sheep for them. Even if you suck at training and your BC kills sheep, sheep is tasty.

      An aussie is high IQ, medium drive, so you see more suburbanites successfully owning well behaved aussies. Their spastic tendencies are easier to satisfy. If you like the drive and subservience of a border collie, you want an aussie. If you like the intelligence of a husky, but want to play with a dog, not have a dog play with you, you want an aussie. Just get an aussie.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My sister recently bought a collie (or Australian shepherd i forgot but i heard they’re pretty much the same) and one thing i will say is that a good 90% of people wouldnt be able to own dogs if this was the base breed lmfao.

    They’re rambunctious little shits. The fuxker is only 6 months old and is literally already jumping off walls and shit. I couldve sworn one time he had the zoomies for 20 minutes straight. At this point i dont even consider them dogs, maybe closer to chupacabras or some shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i will say is that a good 90% of people wouldnt be able to own dogs if this was the base breed lmfao.
      That would be for the best if anything

      They are high energy and intelligent bred to run around and herd a flock.
      You are taking something meant to run up and down hills managing a herd and sticking it in a small room with nothing to do but look at you and play with infantile level toys.

      Getting one to sit around your home while you are away at work half the time and too busy trying to play house inside the rest of the time is stupid. They need a job to stay sane. If you don't have acres they can roam or like hours of intent training like those obstacle course running people, you will give them mental illness as they go insane as a normal pet.
      Then when you think you have one that represents them as a breed you are wrong, you have a mentaly ill nutcase that is like what a high energy child would become if you gave them nothing to do and forced them to sit around bored. They become a nuerotic spaz.

      People don't really want the most intelligent dog. Intelligent needs more stimulation or they develop long term mental illness. Most people want a loyal dog that does well around the home and family, not needs constant stimulation. If you want something needing constant stimulation get a child, they have schools and a society built around keeping them stimulated when you are too busy. The dog does not.

      Oh and if they are bred as pets and no longer for the traits that made them so unique, they cease to be special. Typical pet owners will dumb down the breed over time and make them worse farming and herding working dogs.
      Because they will be bred to have traits good for being satisfied as a normal dog that doesn't overthink everything in a basic pet life and turn insane.

      One of my dogs is a herding breed mutt whose mother is a working border collie
      He is extremely sweet and obedient but also really fricking spastic, neurotic and dumb
      All my other dogs are smarter than him and pick on him

      People want intelligent dogs
      People do not want high drive dogs - any drive.

      People are the same way. You want the company of an intelligent person. You do not want the company of a high drive person. An intelligent person can be very calm, collected, and deliberate. A high drive person is a spazz that will not shut up or sit still, it doesnt matter how smart they are or aren't.

      A husky is high IQ, ultra low drive, except for... going fast, then they have infinite drive. Only Waufners like these dogs because Waufners walk twice as fast as normal people. Anyone else would be pulling their hair out because of how embarrassed, angry, and disgraced dog people feel when their dog is the one leading the walk. A normal walking pace for a husky borders on a jog. You need to do that for at least 2 hours every day. Their absent drive also means they're not prone to playing games directed by their owners like fetch and agility, they get bored of these fast and would rather have you play chase or play fight with them. You should really just get a second husky for that.

      A border collie is high IQ, ultra high drive. Their drive is mostly predation based, and is so hopped up it's triggered by everything. If they are sufficiently bored their herding behavior reveals its true face as hunting behavior and they will start attacking children. And other dogs. And themselves. Breeding has brought their incidental maulings down to "nippings", but they still hurt and they still draw blood. You should really get some sheep for them. Even if you suck at training and your BC kills sheep, sheep is tasty.

      An aussie is high IQ, medium drive, so you see more suburbanites successfully owning well behaved aussies. Their spastic tendencies are easier to satisfy. If you like the drive and subservience of a border collie, you want an aussie. If you like the intelligence of a husky, but want to play with a dog, not have a dog play with you, you want an aussie. Just get an aussie.

      I read a post here saying the uncanny loyalty of herding breeds is because their sexual and romantic instincts are mutated enough to imprint on humans, and since then I have never once trusted collie shills. To make it worse i saw posts in /dog/ saying that collies didnt need peanut butter like “dumb huskies”. After that I REALLY stopped trusting collie shills.

      Doggots don’t like to hear this but it’s the truth. You can just cram any and everything into your house for ten hours with nothing to do and expect it to turn out fine. That’s how we end up with a surplus of dogs ready to lash out at anything and devour the nearest child or whatever.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyre spazzes and get into mischief when not spazzing out.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its literally a husky with severe OCD.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even remotely true.
      Border collie: smarter than brown people, loyal, loving, hardworking, dependable
      Husky: dumb as frick, not loyal, hard workers sure but the trade off is their gorilla Black person moron level intelligence.

      Verdict: Border collies win, husky gets the eugenics treatment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huskies won't listen to you but they're not dumb. They simply aren't built as a human input-output machine. You're silly!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MY BORDER COLLIE IS HECKIN SMART BECAUSE...
        >IT DOES WHAT I TELL IT TO WITHOUT DOUBTING ME OR HESITATING!
        It's literally just an OCD spazz that is so brainfricked it has unwavering trust in its owner and treats your emotional state like a potentially world ending energy stream. It's almost disturbing the way these dogs bond with their owners. I have seen them literally cry out in pain and start trembling from hearing a stern "no". The husky you hate so much responds to such actions by... moving further away and ignoring you harder.

        Basically all dog breeds have the same level of real intelligence, but the amount of personality disorder brainfricking required to make them obedient is another issue.

        very very few dog breeds are actually "gorilla Black person moron level" - pitbulls, sighthounds, labs, and goldens are some. But the vast majority, even Wauf's hated mastiffs, are about as intelligent and "doggy IQ" varies more within breeds than between them.

        Also consider:
        Golden retrievers. They are highly obedient similar to border collies but they are also genuinely unintelligent and are missing almost 50% of their brain cells compared to normal dogs of their size.
        Rats are actually much more trainable than most dogs despite being significantly less intelligent than dogs. They are naturally adapted to modifying their behavior to match conditioning stimuli - no thought is actually required for this and I could prove it by conditioning you. You would develop involuntary complex responses after severe enough trauma or some bumps of coke during the course of a training program. However, thought IS required for suppressing conditioning and avoiding or consciously defeating it, so maybe you would be able to hold out if you weren't a moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          One of my dogs is a herding breed mutt whose mother is a working border collie
          He is extremely sweet and obedient but also really fricking spastic, neurotic and dumb
          All my other dogs are smarter than him and pick on him

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goldens are such morons. But they're so sweet. Just like ferrets. Stupid fricking loveable idiots. Ugh.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ferrets are smarter

            >i saw posts in /dog/ saying that collies didnt need peanut butter like “dumb huskies”
            nobody said this

            you don’t know that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not a high bar to clear sadly.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, true…

                [...]

                Average collie owner on display here lmao

                [...]
                literally nobody said that https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/peanut%20butter%20dumb/

                except this falseflagging homosexual (probably Anya Black person or his friends) [...]

                Ahhhhh…

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                average collie fan

                [...]
                based collie enjoyer

                Samegay btw.

                https://i.imgur.com/6mkvAZM.jpeg

                Wrong,Collies are cool, but Pete is cooler

                Poms fix everything.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              somebody said this

              literally nobody said that https://desuarchive.org/an/search/text/peanut%20butter%20dumb/

              except this falseflagging homosexual (probably Anya Black person or his friends)

              [...]

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I-I just wanted to be contrarian, I wasn't expecting to get BTFO like this...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          labradors are unintelligent? what

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            labs are dumb as hell. obedient little slaves but they’re the kind of dog that cries impotently if a door is shut but not latched. they have a higher chance of latching it than they do of opening it.

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