Bongoloids Balls Bitten off by Pitbull

>A MAN'S testicles were ripped off when he was attacked by a monster seven-stone XL Bully.

>Hellhound "Envie" mauled the man in the horrific attack - leaving him needing eight stitches to his genitals and 32 in his arm.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24720801/xl-bully-attack-jeremy-kyle-couple-chesterfield/

This is the grim reality of living in Bongland - where at any time your balls could be bitten off by an XL Bully devil dog. The ban will do little to control the problem, these dogs are everywhere.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dog owner be like
    >ohhhh he's playing!
    and then pull their phones out to get a photo to show their other dog owner friends

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate these dogs

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how all the dogs at the pound are pitts. Much like their owners and prisons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      High maintenance dogs bought during covid when owners had the time to take care of them. They tend to chew shit up if neglected so the idiot owners are abandoning them .

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >animal attacks human
    >mutts defend animal
    many such cases

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how people say they blame the owners, but what do they say when the owners aren't some dipshit who always hits them, is a Black person, or just a plain butthole? What excuse do they use when they learn about families who did everything "correct" when training these fricking things that still end up turning on them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What excuse do they use when they learn about families who did everything "correct" when training these fricking things that still end up turning on them?
      Honestly it’s all just part of Gods plan homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a lot of white people that raise pit bulls and bull mastiffs. They are fiercely loyal but they are generally big babies, love to get belly rubs. It’s never a good idea when any dogs get in a pack like group. Also, the bulls that attack were generally raised to do so. Either to fight or as a security measure. Either way, most remain fiercely loyal to their families. They don’t seem as popular as they once were, they require a lot of maintenance.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S HIS FAULT NOT THE DOG'S YOU STUPID CHUD

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do bongs really measure things by rocks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A standardized set of weights- yes. 1 stone = 7lbs?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good dog, Anglos are gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would call you americans gays but lets be honest we dont know if you're a mexican a Black person or a white being from the most multiracial country in the west with the most homosexuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my fault a dog ate your undersized genitals Nigel.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron Black person.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 stone
    And those homosexuals are always complaining about us not using the moronic metric system, which was originally started so mechanics had to buy more tools.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manufactured rage. There are far worse dangers found in the home: guns, stairs, swimming pools, poisons. Far more succumb to electrocution than pit bull bites. Heart disease from tendies and sitting on one’s ass all day presents a greater threat. Go find some real isdues to address.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When was the last time you saw an article or news headline about a black guy killing a white person? It's statistically 10x more likely for a black person to murder or assault a White person and yet all you ever read or see in the news is the reverse. If you want to talk about sensationalizing media then you have to first address why blacks are not fairly represented in the number of racial crimes they commit against others, not just White people. I haven't done the numbers on black on Asian violence but I would guess it could be as high as 50x. Whatever happened to "stop Asian hate?" I guess people started realizing it was all blacks doing the hate. We can't have that, can we? Our protected racial group that we can't so much as even point out are killing, raping, and beating everybody like a feral pitbull can't be singled out. That would be waycist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s see your statistics. Let’s see if you actually know how numbers work.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw an article of "most dangerous dog breeds" online yesterday which listed breeds based on most to least dangerous. Guess which dog everyone would assume to be on the list was not on the list?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is seven stone? How many liters of maple syrup is that??

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bongoloid's Balls Bitten off by XL Bully would have gotten this post title of the year. So close.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits [33] checked
    at least he didn't blister his bellend

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    forgot to pay for his testicle loicense

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >partner
    he deserved it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >visible disgust
      I knew it wasn't just me. Anytime some stupid fricker refers to their boyfriend or girlfriend as their "partner" I make a face and say "ah, well howdy partner!", "partner in crime? nyaah see?hehehe" or "a business partner wow, has business been good lately?". I make my stance on the word clear. Its a mix of unwelcome and surprised just so they never fricking say the word around me again, or they don't speak to me again. Both are a win for me. Same thing with pronouns. I just don't bother.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You guys doing a stakeout? Detectives?
        >Like a business partner?
        Then they look deflated and go "no, my... Girlfriend"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          its important to affirm and reward their self-correction. nuspeak must be unlearned.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then it attacked my partner…
    homie, if you refer to your b***h as your PARTNER you never had any balls in the first place LMFAO!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partner is for homosexuals. No straight person should use it. It means gay lover.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a metaphor for britbongistan.

    Think about it - Britbong supports limitless immigration of poor, downtrodden military age fighting dogs. dogs bite britbongs balls off.

    Face it, you had it coming.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More brits are against immigration than americans. And you only care about illegals otherwise youre a neo nazi bigot at least we're open to stopping all immigration.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ukrainians are waking up, realizing Russia is their liberator, not their enemy. 1/3 of Ukie prisoners are accepting Russian passports, joined RF military, now killing the globohomosexual zogbots ruining Ukraine (and the rest of Europe).

        It's time for britbongistan to switch sides too. Or you can just accept the fact your balls are going to be bitten off for good.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to rewrite reality as it isn’t actually happening. They don’t even bother to put in the effort anymore. Putin is having troubles shutting up the families of the conscripted soldiers. The Russians complain that they don’t care about taking Ukraine: they are cold, tired and hungry. They have lied to about being able to return home anytime soon. Ukraine fighting for their home; Russia fights for nothing but the pride of a weakened tyrant. Putin want to be elected until 2030, another Putin critic falls out the window, Russia is tired of Putin’s war.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dream on Lindsey Grahamberg. Or should I just say frick off back to Kolob?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      More brits are against immigration than americans. And you only care about illegals otherwise youre a neo nazi bigot at least we're open to stopping all immigration.

      Cool, now do something about the Black folk and sand monkeys already in your country.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bong is catrated
    >the world is done a favour
    >not my dog, problem, or balls
    Uh cool, who the frick cares? This is posted like anyone on this board even goes outside or owns a pet which is required to get a ball maul

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we use pints. litres, feet,
    mph, miles, pounds, stone AND metres, inches, cm, kilograms, grams, mpg

    we DONT use yards, kph, kilometres, gallons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gallons
      Never understood your gallon
      "Pint's a pound the world round" doesn't really work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Y’all measure in stones?? homie, what kind of cavemen are you people LMFAO!!!

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would find the dog and rip it's testicles off then replace my empty ballsack with his dominate agressive balls.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn. What do you even do after this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become a backup dancer?

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seven-stone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's 100lbs for you and me!

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can’t kill a dog with your hands, you’re a low T soi homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you see me fightin a bear, you better jump in and help the bear

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7 stone
    >homosexual euro
    >doesn’t measure in washing machines like Americans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In America we measure by refrigerators.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seven-stone
    wait a minute, that's not metric

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we arent european

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right, you’re pakis.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are purposely making the dog look black

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eight stitches to his genitals
    Today I learned it only takes 8 stitches to reattach a bong's nutsack

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carry a boxcutter for work incase any of these shitbulls comes at me i trained myself to give them my left arm while i slice their neck with my other

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do with the retaard owner? That's the missing piece from my Pitt puzzle

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        as long as he is not a nog with a gun (which is usual case) it should be no problem, problem is they mostly are.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This joyous news is only eclipsed by knowing that Scots are taking in XL Bully's after the English banned them. Can't wait to see these demon dogs make haggis out of their new owners.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-67787667

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not very nice of you, ya bastard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The english could post a sign saying beware the cliffs edge and the scottish would jump just because the english put the sign there

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The english could post a sign saying beware the cliffs edge and the scottish would jump just because the english put the sign there
        This.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    6-9 270lb NBA star Aaron Gordon who is known for his power was recently sidelined when his rottweiler almost chewed his face off.

    he had to have 21 stitches and will be out indefinitely.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judging by his face and clothes he probably tried sucking the dog off and it bit him. Tell you what you yanks really do have some homosexual looking celebs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Normal dogs don't behave like this unless provoked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pit bulls aren’t normal dogs. They’re monstrosities

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a rottweiler fatty

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were they able to be stitched back on or is he castrated?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blacks breed those dogs in this country. Was chatting to some scrawny little black gimp one day as I was laying flags. The dog he had was massive. Tells me he feeds it raw meat. Clown could barely keep the dog under control under normal conditions. Would probably rip his arm off if it ran at something.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    British are at least civilized enough to ban them, sadly I don't think we will ever have a mass ban in US on them

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speaking to the Sun Online, his partner Lynsey Kelly revealed how he screamed for help - yelling "it's grabbed my bollocks".
    >Lynsey said: "He was writhing on the floor and said 'it's grabbed my bollocks'."

    I know I shouldn’t laugh but “bollocks” is such a silly word

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OY MATE E’S GOBBLED ME BOLLOCKS
      ‘ALP ‘ALP THE MUTTER’S MADE OFF WITH ME NUTTERS
      SOMBODY CALL A BOBBY, THE WOOFER’S PINCHED ME KNOBBY

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine trying to keep your girl after that, yikes.
      She'll probably try to frick the dog.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      real funny until its your bollocks in a vice, bruv.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind the bollocks…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to find a way to dump him within the next year.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many Black people train their PIT BVLLS to castrate whites on sight. This is to reduce the whitoid birthrate.

    Did they put him on estrogen afterward?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      White younger couples seem to favor pit bulls as well.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The ban will do little to control the problem, these dogs are everywhere.

    They've been getting euthanised en masse over the last few months. It's still a problem, but they're being massacred and sterilised (rightly).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a real dog. I adopted 2 doberman mix. I raised them tame but dont let anybody touch them. People are terrified and so are other dogs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      euthanize the owners as well

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