>Can fly, makes them immune to most predators >Vision has UV, can see many more colors >Eyesight is 1.5 to 2 times better >Corvids and parrots more intelligent than dogs >Oral language >Social structures
Dino's took an unexpected and unwarranted turn in evolution, but birds are still undeniably based
>oral language
Nope. They don’t have language. They have calls. >more intelligent than dogs
Not an achievement at all. Carnivora is dumb as fuck even though wolves, dogs, hyenas, pinnipeds, and raccoons are more intelligent than the rest. As smart as macaques is more like it.
Not just calls, but body language and songs. The way birds communicate is similar to chimps. Enough to name specific predators and foods as well as trade. It's a language, just not complex like human language.
Mate my fucking chihuahua has different barks for different people and requests and brings me his food bowl
It’s very easy to overestimate animal behavioral complexity until you realize it’s an artifact of pop sci headlines and eventually “studies show” that cockroaches do the same shit
>different barks for different people
Anon, it's obvious you don't research this topic.
First, there is a difference between barking in reaction and barking to communicate. Secondly, personal experience is not applicable when countering a claim. Read books and journals. I'll help you out
There is no difference. The birds bark mailman and run. Birds don’t have language. Object presentation? Really? Even my fucking cat does that. Scientists are up their own asses with bird cognition and dolphin clitoris studies.
This is really a junk paper btw.
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arguing with birdfuckers is worse than trying to convince a dogfucker their collie doesn’t love them. they bring out worthless “sheep remember where food is” tier studies far earlier.
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that sounds like cope because you view all non-humans as worthless nothings
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arguing with birdfuckers is worse than trying to convince a dogfucker their collie doesn’t love them. they bring out worthless “sheep remember where food is” tier studies far earlier.
dogs have slightly more than the bare minimum of intelligence required to have a personality
corvids are as smart as chimps (who have the bare minimum of intelligence required to be evil)
meanwhile in japan https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1446458138446675969/pu/vid/1280x720/3ChrUwR9SMY7YUXT.mp4?tag=12
why are murican cops so incompetent
>Can fly, makes them immune to most predators
>Vision has UV, can see many more colors
>Eyesight is 1.5 to 2 times better
>Corvids and parrots more intelligent than dogs
>Oral language
>Social structures
Dino's took an unexpected and unwarranted turn in evolution, but birds are still undeniably based
>oral language
Nope. They don’t have language. They have calls.
>more intelligent than dogs
Not an achievement at all. Carnivora is dumb as fuck even though wolves, dogs, hyenas, pinnipeds, and raccoons are more intelligent than the rest. As smart as macaques is more like it.
Not just calls, but body language and songs. The way birds communicate is similar to chimps. Enough to name specific predators and foods as well as trade. It's a language, just not complex like human language.
Mate my fucking chihuahua has different barks for different people and requests and brings me his food bowl
It’s very easy to overestimate animal behavioral complexity until you realize it’s an artifact of pop sci headlines and eventually “studies show” that cockroaches do the same shit
>different barks for different people
Anon, it's obvious you don't research this topic.
First, there is a difference between barking in reaction and barking to communicate. Secondly, personal experience is not applicable when countering a claim. Read books and journals. I'll help you out
https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2019.0147
Handbook of Bird Biology
Chapter 9, 10, 14
There is no difference. The birds bark mailman and run. Birds don’t have language. Object presentation? Really? Even my fucking cat does that. Scientists are up their own asses with bird cognition and dolphin clitoris studies.
This is really a junk paper btw.
arguing with birdfuckers is worse than trying to convince a dogfucker their collie doesn’t love them. they bring out worthless “sheep remember where food is” tier studies far earlier.
that sounds like cope because you view all non-humans as worthless nothings
>refuses to cite anything
cope
birds' intelligence is too precise and objective, they cant think outside the box which is where innovation and advancements come from
Pinnipeds, really?
dogs have slightly more than the bare minimum of intelligence required to have a personality
corvids are as smart as chimps (who have the bare minimum of intelligence required to be evil)
No master, no rules
meanwhile in japan https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1446458138446675969/pu/vid/1280x720/3ChrUwR9SMY7YUXT.mp4?tag=12
why are murican cops so incompetent
Asians beat emus, emus beat caucasians, caucasians beat butter, butter beat Asians.
>20 miles
Guess they were really bored and had way too much tax money that day
>Still dominating the planet eons after their larger cousins died off
They are more than a worthy successor to their ancestors
>become cute enough to hold and be held
Works for me!
Meanwhile dinos
>HOLY SHIT! My descendants can FLY?! Take that, pterocucks!
It's harder for them to go extinct.
all the dinos that (We) liked are fucking dead, I'm glad there's birds to keep the memory alive
Don't blame them, they're just the degenerate remnants of a once-great lineage...who were responsible for its fall in the first place.