birds truly are a disgrace to dinokind

birds truly are a disgrace to dinokind

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can fly, makes them immune to most predators
    >Vision has UV, can see many more colors
    >Eyesight is 1.5 to 2 times better
    >Corvids and parrots more intelligent than dogs
    >Oral language
    >Social structures

    Dino's took an unexpected and unwarranted turn in evolution, but birds are still undeniably based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oral language
      Nope. They don’t have language. They have calls.
      >more intelligent than dogs
      Not an achievement at all. Carnivora is dumb as frick even though wolves, dogs, hyenas, pinnipeds, and raccoons are more intelligent than the rest. As smart as macaques is more like it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not just calls, but body language and songs. The way birds communicate is similar to chimps. Enough to name specific predators and foods as well as trade. It's a language, just not complex like human language.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mate my fricking chihuahua has different barks for different people and requests and brings me his food bowl

          It’s very easy to overestimate animal behavioral complexity until you realize it’s an artifact of pop sci headlines and eventually “studies show” that wienerroaches do the same shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >different barks for different people
            Anon, it's obvious you don't research this topic.
            First, there is a difference between barking in reaction and barking to communicate. Secondly, personal experience is not applicable when countering a claim. Read books and journals. I'll help you out

            https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2019.0147

            Handbook of Bird Biology
            Chapter 9, 10, 14

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There is no difference. The birds bark mailman and run. Birds don’t have language. Object presentation? Really? Even my fricking cat does that. Scientists are up their own asses with bird cognition and dolphin clitoris studies.

              This is really a junk paper btw.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                arguing with birdfrickers is worse than trying to convince a dogfricker their collie doesn’t love them. they bring out worthless “sheep remember where food is” tier studies far earlier.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that sounds like cope because you view all non-humans as worthless nothings

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                arguing with birdfrickers is worse than trying to convince a dogfricker their collie doesn’t love them. they bring out worthless “sheep remember where food is” tier studies far earlier.

                >refuses to cite anything
                cope

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              birds' intelligence is too precise and objective, they cant think outside the box which is where innovation and advancements come from

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pinnipeds, really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dogs have slightly more than the bare minimum of intelligence required to have a personality
      corvids are as smart as chimps (who have the bare minimum of intelligence required to be evil)

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No master, no rules

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile in japan https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1446458138446675969/pu/vid/1280x720/3ChrUwR9SMY7YUXT.mp4?tag=12
      why are murican cops so incompetent

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Asians beat emus, emus beat caucasians, caucasians beat butter, butter beat Asians.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >20 miles
      Guess they were really bored and had way too much tax money that day

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Still dominating the planet eons after their larger cousins died off
    They are more than a worthy successor to their ancestors

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >become cute enough to hold and be held
      Works for me!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile dinos
    >HOLY SHIT! My descendants can FLY?! Take that, pterocucks!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's harder for them to go extinct.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all the dinos that (We) liked are fricking dead, I'm glad there's birds to keep the memory alive

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't blame them, they're just the degenerate remnants of a once-great lineage...who were responsible for its fall in the first place.

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