Best defense weapon against pit bulls?

No firearms (Marxist commonwealth)

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got a way I thought of, I just always carry a glass bottle for water in a leather sling, if I'm attacked by anything with the mouth and throat is big enough I'm shoving the glass bottle through and kicking it b broken inside whatever I'm fighting that's trying to bite me, can be used as a club beforehand (750 ml thick glass bottle). Its inconHispanicuous and probably can kill your feral opponent if need be.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure country without widespread access to firearms also do not have pittbull problem because they are banned or licences, meaning they are really rare

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    injects 800psi of compressed gas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >freezes the wound so there wont be a bleed out
      marvelous

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of those big 8 inch blade daggers that pig hunters use. or a roofing hammer

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing that requires you to exsanguinate dogs can lose over 2/3rds of their blood and keep moving.

    I you have to fight a dog wrap one of your arms in your shirt and "sacrifice it". They usually attack limbs and pull to keep you off balance because they're pack hunters so you offer it the limb you want it to pull. Get something pointy in the other hand and try to gouge it's eyes out. Something made for stabbing something like stake bayonet would probably do you the most good. More realistically a sharpened key. You don't have to kill the dog no one is going to adopt a blind pitbull and they're probably put it down. Dogs skulls are pretty weak on top if you have something like domed hammer that would probably work well but swinging a hammer down is a lot harder if you're not on your feet and you can really only swing it in one direction stabbing is much more versatile motion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought of something reading this - get a ball peen hammer, get a grinder, grind the hammer bit like this hasty mspainting shows, loop a leather thong on the end to keep on you if you let go. commit to your swing and I'm reasonably sure you'll end up putting holes in wherever it hits.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would a taser / stun gun do to a crazed pitbull? Would they ignore it or straight up die from the shock?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    scary to know knife to the body or head will not make it let go of the victim. Do other doggos have this or just them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do other doggos have this or just them
      Shitbulls aren’t dogs.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crowbar, hurts a lot, and can break a pits hold if it gets a bite in.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A bear

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing short of instant death can stop a pit. They'll ignore mace, stabbing only makes them angrier, and their thick skulls are nearly impervious to blunt force.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post the webm of the dude in the truckbed dome-ing a pibble with a 2x4

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He knocked 3 out with 3 hits. 2 of those immediately started having seizures.
        Clubbing is OP

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          honestly I can't imagine how even a blockheaded dog like a pibble could take a downward strike from a heavy cane or club onto the base of the head, that shit is like a light switch for anything that breathes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure with a baseball bat you could beat a lion to death. If a zebra's kick can explode it's jaw then a baseball bat can definitely dislocate/fracture it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              instant toadline generation stick

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pitbulls, and microplastics, and onions, oh my!
    When are white people gunna man the fuck up and stop fearing everything?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just walk with a shillelagh cane and bash the pibble over the head if need be

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you children really not get guns?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's rare to live in such a cucked country that they won't let you use a walking stick, especially if you twisted your ankle a few days ago.
    Line the pointy end up with the dog's asshole or mouth, and shove it in as hard and fast as you can. Or you could go old school and give the beast a good clobber.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just walk with a shillelagh cane and bash the pibble over the head if need be

      Remember to notch the shilleliegh after.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        come out ye pibble rats
        come out and fight me like a man
        show your bitch how you won medals down in westminster

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where are the snarls and barks
          that you'd loudly let us hear
          When our newborns of two months were mauled to death

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's for fish Lmao. I've seen pitbulls getting out alive after being slashed by a machete several times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen enough African torture to know you can survive 100 machete strikes if they don't target any vital areas.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not the knife you just posted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's for fish Lmao. I've seen pitbulls getting out alive after being slashed by a machete several times.

      One good artery slash
      Anyways it's too short to not risk my hand getting turned into bacon bits.
      Yet can't have any blade over 1.5 inches (Marxismo-leninismos)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slash
        Don't do that. Just stab.
        Get a real dagger that has two edges if it's for self defense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technique noted
          Daggers are illegal her and double side

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >any blade over 1.5 inches
        How do you prepare food with knives that aren't even as long as a paperclip?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a similarly shitty country with crap laws. You can carry a blade up to 1.5 inches in length. So you're allowed own other knives longer than that but they have to be kept at home and never in public. I used to be a chef and had to carry my knives in a locked toolbox from home to work everyday because it would be illegal otherwise to carry them loose in a bag or something

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think would happen when that knive gets stuck inside the pibbie?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I carry a cold steel peacemaker II for pibbles and sheppy weppies

    You need length to reach the vitals

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