Bear Companion

Hypothetically, if you lived in the sticks, found an orphan black bear cub going through your trash, and were moronic enough to mistake it for a dog and adopt it. How feasibly would he turn out to be a good companion animal who wouldn't hurt anyone. What would raising a bear even be like?
Again, this is hypothetical, I live in the city and wouldn't do this myself

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're too big to feasibly keep in a subsistence living lifestyle imo.
    you'd need to harvest more than you would for just yourself, a wife, and a kid, just to keep it not starving. berries, meat, it would be a vacuum consuming everything you pull in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wild boars

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a way better pet than a pitbull

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, both would have been used to fight bulls historically!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough, both would have been used to fight bulls historically!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is the point of this? What would be the outcome? I'm assuming the bull literally impales the bear without much action happening.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there was a bear that killed 3-4 bulls before dying

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what a beast

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, now same question but with a wolverine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I heard they actually make decent pets. I wish they domesticated those or honey badgers.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The moment you stop offering the bear food is the day you become food itself in the bears mind. So keep that in mind and never piss it off. Its been done before that men have raised bears, some even without dying. But at the end of the day eventually either you or the bear will die first and usually its the idiot who wanted to raise a bears fault.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only slavs can tame the bear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the real reason invasions of Russia fail

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a prop

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you understand animal behavior even slightly, safer than a pitbull.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s possible but they are wild animals. They can get randomly mad at you and attack and need to have a lot of space for grazing. The easiest bear to take care of is probably one of those Asian sun bears, and the worst is either the black bear (very aggressive) or the panda. The ones I see are usually brown bears.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >black bear
      >aggressive
      just yell at it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They can get randomly mad at you
      Animals don't get "randomly mad". This only happens if you're too moronic to tell.

    • 1 year ago
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      Hypothetically, if you lived in the sticks, found an orphan black bear cub going through your trash, and were moronic enough to mistake it for a dog and adopt it. How feasibly would he turn out to be a good companion animal who wouldn't hurt anyone. What would raising a bear even be like?
      Again, this is hypothetical, I live in the city and wouldn't do this myself

      Dang bro, you just switched the alignment of the bears. Sun bears randomly snap I think and pandas and black bears tend to be more mild. Grizzlies and polar bears are obviously the worst bears to keep.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sun bears randomly snap
        Indian Sun Bears are the biggest killers of men but that's because they live next to densely populated areas, and more importantly being hunted by the Bengal Tiger.
        When faced with such a threat, sun bears can only fight, they're far too slow and clumsy to outmanoeuvre a tiger. This leaves the bear super confrontational and will rarely flee cause it's learned that flight = certain death.
        All thanks to the brutal hunting efficiency of the tiger, sun bears not being predated on by monster cats are naturally no where near as aggressive.

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