>be me. >be panda

>be me
>be panda
>live and survive just fine for thousands and thousands of years in the thousands of miles of vast, beautiful and delicious bamboo forests
>humans arrive
>clearcut all my food and shelter
>start dying out
>they feel sorry for me, keep me in captivity and start screaming at me to frick
>people always watching, very little space, too uncomfortable to perform normal courtship to stimulate ovulation in female
>"LOL what a useless, moronic animal, it only eats one thing and it wont frick, how did it EVER survive??? we should stop trying to save it and devote time to other animals"

is there any animal more JUST's than the giant panda?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have the chinks tried artificially inseminating female pandas?
    just tranq them and inject some panda sperm in them

    in fact why not just do this with every single endangered species in captivity that won't breed?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humans be like pandas are so bad at breeding and only fertile 3 days out of the year!

    while ignoring that during breeding season they all congregate down in the same area and the females piss all over the place to attract male suiters from miles around

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tkoh.png

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't readapt to a new niche or enviroment
    Sounds like a you problem Mr Panda.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >often regarded as inefficient and lethargic due to the fact it’s a herbivore with a carnivorous digestive tract
    >in reality most bears are primarily herbivorous and bamboo shoots are so high in protein that a panda’s macronutrient intake most closely resembles a true carnivore’s
    It’s not fair

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait werent pandas artificially breed into what they actually are?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily people will never actually give up on Pandas because they're too cute, and they're a bit of a national symbol for China.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pandas are silly and cute let them be happy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ccp agent detected

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mate this animal is too fricking lazy to take care of more than one young at a time, they deserve to die out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      other bears do something similar, where if they only have one cub they abandon it and try again for more

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its humans in question are also the Chinese, so yeah, just all around shitty luck

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing it on purpose to keep the populations of pandas low and more valuable. If they really cared about conserving them they wouldn't loan pandas out to other countries but not allow the zoos to breed them.
      A lot of conservation problems would be solved by just letting the west have the animals. There's more than enough land in a place like Texas to support a small population of elephants.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For example this is in Alabama, a giant bamboo forest that was used for training soldiers for Vietnam. We have the same exact climate as China which is why we have so many invasives from them. It's not rocket science, just stick a few pandas here and let them frick in peace without chinese in lab coats breathing down their backs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you think about how bamboo is giant grasses, this is basically insect point of view

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt anywhere in the US could support a population of fully wild elephants. Probably a controlled population in a sanctuary or something. And at that point you might as well just be a big zoo to bring in the money.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I should have said that not wild, but more like a breeding population as a stronghold. That picture is from Tennessee and the elephants just run wild but in winter have heat and supplemental feed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Canada/Pacific north-west could easily support Siberian tigers if everyone would agree to do it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tbh, I'm semi-surprised that tigers didn't actually enter North America at some point, given how large a range they used to have in Eurasia. Guess that the competition with the lions and other various steppe big cats must have kept them from reaching the Bering land bridge before it got flooded.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They’re more of a forest animal and the area they’d have to cross was pretty barren which lions and wolves were better suited to. Probably the same reason why pumas didn’t cross into eurasia

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eurasia did actually have its own type of puma as recently as a couple million years ago.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >extinct one is way cooler and bigger than extant one
                many such cases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bioPGd9.jpeg

        For example this is in Alabama, a giant bamboo forest that was used for training soldiers for Vietnam. We have the same exact climate as China which is why we have so many invasives from them. It's not rocket science, just stick a few pandas here and let them frick in peace without chinese in lab coats breathing down their backs.

        Yeah I should have said that not wild, but more like a breeding population as a stronghold. That picture is from Tennessee and the elephants just run wild but in winter have heat and supplemental feed.

        Canada/Pacific north-west could easily support Siberian tigers if everyone would agree to do it.

        Tbh, I'm semi-surprised that tigers didn't actually enter North America at some point, given how large a range they used to have in Eurasia. Guess that the competition with the lions and other various steppe big cats must have kept them from reaching the Bering land bridge before it got flooded.

        Good points. The US/Canada in general has some pretty good land to support wildlife, don’t know who it would have to go through to make something like this happen but it should

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        elephants love to destroy forests though, they're an ecological menace

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine there’s not a lot you can’t destroy when you’re that big and strong

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro totally, and if it tries to gore you with its tusks you can just parry it with your shield

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Elephants are faster than you think they are

              go to watch people die then look up elephants. you are as dumb as the indians who try to throw rocks at them

              Lurk moar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Elephants are faster than you think they are

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go to watch people die then look up elephants. you are as dumb as the indians who try to throw rocks at them

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