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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to fight the minions before fighting the final boss

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    funny walking stones
    these things live longer than us

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Haha look at them go

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gosh I wish I could get some Tortoises but sadly I live in Australia.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, if it wasn't for the abos, you'd have the best tortoise of them all

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          we have to bring them back. start the ritual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I will never get over the fact the last major landmass ruled by giant reptiles got fricked by humans and desertification

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Australia and South America have always had way cooler animals and I'll die by that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you will share living space with 50 others
      >you will eat only plants
      >and you will be happy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As rapidly as these turts reproduce, why doesn't every zoo in the world have some? You'd think they'd be spread all over considering how in danger they are of extinction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My lips would be so sore after smooching all of those

        Can't afford the lettuce bill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My local zoo has like 10 of them every other exhibit. Probably because bad pet owners donate them when they are too lazy to take care of them

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someday I'll have a fenced orchard in Florida with a herd of tortoises.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine these things getting into your vegetable drawer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely delightful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if they saw you bought shelled pistachios.

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