Unexpected animals you shouldn't fuck with
Now I understand why did they use them in wars and shit.
Bactrian Camel kills and eats a Russian guy who punched it.
Unexpected animals you shouldn't fuck with
>gets killed and eaten
>still no wojak/pepe meme
>still no virgin/chad meme
Seriously? Give something to repost about this situation already.
>please i need a reddit template meme or else i won't know if it's keanu wholesome 100
>you get the enamel
she died doing what she loved
I will not google Camel Penis.
>punches wild animal
>dies as a result
Chad Camel BTFOs his attacker and vegans in one fell swoop
"vegans" No rent, eh.
>it went right to the neck
That man was destined to win himself a Darwin Award.
What the fuck did he expect?
Now the camel's dead now because of this retard
Rip and tear until it is done. Dine upon his corpse as a reward.
How the fuck did nobody respond to him screaming?
do you think every location in the world is like your city hellscape with 10 people existing every square meter, and people will come rushing toward any sound of someone screaming and angry camel noises?
Clearly there are other people on the property you pulsating pusbag
They might of just been pulling up to that area. That are they where watching the show and waited 'till it was over
never mess with animals that are 5x as heavy and large than you, how fucking dumb was that guy
I would brush, feed, take good care and pet him to death...
Oh Lord, why you made me this way?
Awesome. He got what he fucking deserved.
in the other hand the retard deserved it
camels seem mischevious when you look at them. I'm sure this cannimel was just waiting for an excuse
To domesticate an animals, you gotta give other right amount of resting, work, and give a slight abundance of food and attention.
Guess how much a camel needs? A shitton.
There are some quite peaceful, domesticatedish ones who ACT neutral, but wait for their keeper to arrive. They Generally dislike humans, but when they love one, they are really dear companions.
Bactrian camels are behemoths. Here's photos I took of two at a zoo 6 years ago.
That video is fucking nightmare fuel. The russki was a douchebag 100%, but I wouldn't wish a death like that on my worst enemy.
Are you around 6 feet tall?
I'm 5'7". Their exhibit was slightly lower than the walking path.
For real though, this is what happens when the simulation Devs/controllers are bored af.
I distinctly remember my first ever Adventure Mode playthrough in Dwarf Fortress ended when my character was killed by camels in the first fight he took part in
I can understand
I think this is Dwarf Gulag, similar but much harder. Worth the effort though.
Guy asked for it
>isn't even fazed by the car
how high are the chances that he was still alive when it started to eat him?
100%. Even grizzly bears don't consistently kill people before eating them.
Pretty sure he's still struggling a little when his pants are down and it's mashing his blood all over the snow.
he died at the hospital
I don't give a shit how domesticated the animal is, If it's large enough to fucking rag doll your ass, show some fucking respect.
Imagine walking to a random horse and slapping it's ass while standing directly behind it.
Or a Furry in his Wolf Fursuit getting inside a Donkey enclosure.
Or walking up to a Rottweiler in a junkyard and punching it right in the snout.
"Or a Furry in his Wolf Fursuit getting inside a Donkey enclosure."
Are you trying to murder folks via busted guts and bruised knees?
The average furry is so well trained with extra large dragon dildos, they could easily survive a vicious attack from behind.
But realistically the donk would just stomp the everliving fuck out of them.
I did the last one and now that bitch is my bitch. Would recommend.
Poor camel, I hope it didn't get a stomach bug from the subhuman.
I guess it beats starring in yet another aliexpress drone grenade video
Tell me camel what is best in life.
haha what a dummy. bet he won't be punching another camel any time soon!
Pssh, amateur mistake, if he just stayed behind the camel and dodged the stomp attack and kept punching he would have easily won.
Just like my favourite souls games.
What can a camel actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its hump, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
I mean it was tossing him about with him in its mouth, it can probably pull you off via biting you. like it is pretty strong compared to humans. Only a Florida Man can beat one unarmed.
>namefag is retarded
sad, many such cases
im not retarded, im trans
Dang, my clone escaped, ship!!!
What's the difference?
not all retards are trans
Being merely retarded isn't enough to get a retard to cut his dick off
downies enjoy life
Slower people can be decent friends, at least. I used to sit on a bench at school every day browsing my phone and there was this really autistic dude who dressed like a pilot that believed he was an Air Force pilot from Top Gun. He saw me in my JROTC uniform (we had to wear em every Wednesday of the week) and geeked out but still stayed in character. We became pretty good friends and enjoyed talking every day on that bench and then he sexually assaulted a girl four months later and got suspended. Don’t know what the girl thinks now, but he made a decent pal, so I guess that proves my point to some extent.
Killing ok I get, but eating?
"Humans are not animals so it is still vegan bro!!!"
My mind is blown
Humans are animals though.
Demons are sub-animal.
Here’s the schizo that thinks he’s a bird or something.
we’re talking about mammals, not avians.
Humans aren't plants either so it's not vegan.
Maybe it's vegetarian. Humans are like eggs or cheese: animal-like but not animal
So are bacteria, yeast, and seaweed not vegan since they are not plants?
>seaweed not vegan since they are not plants
>bacteria, yeast, not vegan since they are not plants
correct. A vegan only eats plantae
Protists. Vegans CANNOT eat them or they might as well smash a condor egg over a rare Sumatran rhino steak
seaweeds are plants.
they factually are not
"Crypto" "inferior" "incomplete" plants. Can't remember how they are called now
Protista. Different kingdom.
plants, or to be more precise plantae
you're getting confused with algae, some of which are protists, while most are plantae.
and in any case protists are an obsolete grouping.
Almost all seaweed is protistan macroalgae, not plantae. Sea Grass and just a small handful of other “marine plants” are actually true plants, the vast majority of green shit growing in saltwater is not a plant.
Most seaweed is algae. Most of what any layperson would call seaweed is a protist. Even wikipedia uses marcoalgae and seaweed interchangeably. You're wrong, get over yourself.
>saving image with checkerboard transparency marker instead of the actual transparency
i save everything. if i see something i like on the internet i will save it and store it forever.
Horses eat people all the time when they're in a fit of rage
Life's tough in the desert. Both species of camel have been recorded consuming carrion, because nutrition is hard to come by. Same with other herbivores from inhospitable places. Remember that video of the aldabra tortoise hunting and eating a bird?
Well if they eat meat they aren't herbivores now are they?
when your weapon is your mouth, killing and eating are pretty similar
that camel is the proud people of ukraine
Camels are fucking immense and they're barely domesticated.