Attack On Kitty

You think Humanity would survive if there where killer cats 12 times their current size loose?

Say they had a taste solely for killing humans and as many as the current population of normal sized cats were spawned in worldwide. Also, they have scaled up stats so can run like 100-300 MPH and jump 30 or so feet high(so fluck off with the Squr-Cube Law BS).

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that 10% of the global population would die within the first month until governments reorganise and cooperate to exterminate them. By the end of this great war, around 25% of the global population would have vanished for sure and that's a conservative estimate. On the bright side, there would be less Chinks and Indians

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human dyel with spear >>>>>>>> Any other animal on earth.

    • 10 months ago
      Dream Island Obsessional Park

      How is a person with a spear gonna fell an elephant sized cat? Poison?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would shove the spear into the cat, moron. Goddamn, I would kill so many giant cats and then eat their corpses to absorb their powers. I'd have a gient cat fur cloack as well and then I'd frick you up and have sex with your sister. My life would be so much better is this hyptootheticla world I would't have to work a tthe frickijng computer all day I'd finally get to just work out and to cardio all the fime killing shit like god intended men to do.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if housecats were as big and tough as OP is dumb
    Would humanity stand a chance?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, are the cats still as dumb as OP, or normal intelligence?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s say we double their intelligence, so chihuahua level

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cathomosexuals are moronic: the thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the litter box in that kitchen is the least offensive thing about that kitchen.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    120lb cats?

    We'd fricking massacre them. We wiped out all stray dogs without breaking a sweat. We did it inefficiently too, and gave people an opportunity to pick some good ones before we gassed them.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) "scaled up" they wouldn't run 100-300 MPH or jump 30 feet. A tiger is far more than 12 times their size and far slower than that. An adult male can get over 600 lbs. Even the largest ever domestic cat, Stewie, only weighed 33 lbs. I don't think you realize how incredibly huge real cats are and how stupid you sound throwing out random numbers. You have no concept of how fast 300 MPH is. At that speed, or even half that speed, a cat the size of a tiger running into a building would instantly splatter.
    2) Even if, yes, humanity would win. There's these things called weapons. A lot of people would surely die but the military wouldn't have a whole lot of trouble. You know what happens if a Bugatti Veyron going 250 MPH crashes into even a light tank (20-25 tons)? The tank would survive (although damaged) and that 4000 lbs hypercar would be scrap metal. What do you think a fricking cat a few hundred pounds would do? Then of course there's things that fly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then of course there's things that fly.
      Hows that working out for birds genius

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when do birds skirt the edge of space and fly at mach 4?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No matter how high and fast they fly they gotta land sometime bucko

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-But jurassic park told me that big things are invincible and can't be hurt by humans with guns!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jurassic park told me that big things are invincible and can't be hurt by humans with guns!
        You should read the book, a big plot point is that Hammond was a cheap frick and denied all of Muldoon's requests for heavy weapons because they spent billions on these dinosaurs and no one was going to shoot holes in them.
        They did approve a single rocket launcher, and a shotgun which Muldoon loaded in the jeep because he had a bad feeling about the guests and the storm.
        This was the same jeep Nedry stole, so the whole middle act of the story has a subplot where Muldoon and Genaro are driving around the park doing damage control and trying to contain the dinos. They find the jeep and use rocket powered sedatives to fight the t-rex.

    • 10 months ago
      Dream Island Obsessional Park

      120lb cats?

      We'd fricking massacre them. We wiped out all stray dogs without breaking a sweat. We did it inefficiently too, and gave people an opportunity to pick some good ones before we gassed them.

      A few thousand pounds actually, a cat 12x times bigger than normal is like elephant/mammoth size. Also, puck off with the negatives of Square-Cude Law.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >housecat: average weight: 9-11 pounds
        >average Elephant weight: 6-13k TONS, depending on species
        >12x housecat is 108-132 pounds
        Anon, there's being bad at math, and then just being YOU.

        • 10 months ago
          Dream Island Obsessional Park

          Look at the pic anon, see those peeps on the kitty-cats, yah? Well they are roughly 12 times smaller than the cat. Assuming it is the cats that are large, you think they are only 100 or so pounds.

          Get dunked on migger.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you meant cats 12x the size of a human
            try being less ESL next time
            also AoT sucks

            • 10 months ago
              Dream Island Obsessional Park

              I was right either way. It is ok to admit you were wrong you tincan.

              Trying being less of a reetardo- tincanmigger next time.

              AoT is okay, I hardly watch it, the Titans are cool though.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humanity has weapons so we're good

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Twelve times their current size
    they'd still be significantly smaller than tigers and lions.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >as many as the current population of normal sized cats were spawned in worldwide
    We would be wiped out almost over night.

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