Assuming you had infinite money and time what pets would you have?

Assuming you had infinite money and time what pets would you have?
I wish I could afford a dalmation and a jelly fish tank. I'd also love a pet fox (with a giant outdoor enclosure etc)

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd open a wildlife rehab center. Why have exotic pets when you can help local critters?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    T-Rex.
    dont care if I have to breed chickens until they evolve back.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some day when I have more money and less regard for my own life, I will build my dream house around a giant paludarium and raise a female green anaconda.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    elephant

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A single wels catfish in a moat.

    Also other cool big cats. Goonch, piraiba, shovelnoses, bagrids, lots of sharks and walking catfish, you name it.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >electric eel that powers a beer neon or christmas tree
    >salmon farm because they're delicious
    >bluefin tuna farm for the same reason
    >huge shallow pool with a tame stingray for the kids to pet
    >donkey because they're based
    >japanese snow monkey to fetch me beers
    >cheetah because regular house cats are gay

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Infinite money

    That is just too sweet a deal. I would buy a bunch of land and make a natural valley by building mountains on the edges. This would create a closed ecosystem (except for birds I guess) and I would introduce fauna with a complete trophic chain. A lake for aquatic species to thrive too. I then would put cameras everywhere so that a viewer online could follow animals around. It could make for a very good show.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aviary full of parrots and canaries.
    Botanical garden with freshwater fish.
    Alternatively, a farm of Frisian cows and a Rhodesian Ridgeback and an African Grey, all of which on some beautiful piece of Afrikaanse meadow.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >infinite money

    I would devote a good ten years to learning absolutely everything I could about cheetah care, and then buy a golf course off some rich fricks and turn it into a peak sanctuary with gazelle for them to chase. I would try to breed them, but also spend as much time as I could socializing them and bottle feeding them from day one, and have German shepherds as our companions. I wouldn't be stupid and try to do everything on my own, I would hire a zoo vet to come live on the property with me and help me while also being my back up in case something goes wrong-they are wild animals, after all, as much as I love them.

    Whatever money I had leftover would be donated to different charities. I don't have a taste for the finer things in life, I just want to live the rest of my days with my childhood favorite animal.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I have my own place, I'm going to extravagantly decorate a large tank full of aquaponics and cool treasures, sunken ships, and relics. Then, I'm going to have A GIANT colony of Mountain Cloud Minnows occupy the place, it'll be a small civilization.

    I'm also planning to have a worm farm, I don't plan on eating them or selling them, I just like worms, they're cool, and the most low maintenance pet. All they do eat nutrients from dirt, and they're quiet, and leave you alone, and are super cute in your hand.

    I'd also get a dog, preferably a fun dog, like a Pomeranian, because they're super fluffy and cute. I'd never get tired of those faces.

    On top of this, I would have a lot of stuffed animals on my bed, if those count as pets.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy the president's dog
    >force it to tell me military secrets

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    obviously i would have my own zoo with giant natual enclosures and my own farm. racoons, otters, foxes, bandend mongoose, tree kangaoos,capybaras, red pandas, sika deer, goats, ducks,chickens, tukeys, geese,dogs,cats, hawks, falcons, crows, crocodiles, iguanas and many more, i also would own cool bugs in big glass enclosures. i hate that it will be highly unlikely to own most of them with normal money..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can do the cool bugs now, if you have indoor space. They're mostly like keeping less sensitive, small reptiles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i already have isopods,millipedes and beetles, sadly i have not enough space for more

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Slowly expand a menagerie until a depressive episode strikes and I have to call that the limit.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A golden retriever.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Assuming you had infinite money and time what pets would you have?
    10000 stray/homeless dogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Adopt 10000 stray/homeless dogs
      >They disappear because no longer stray/homeless
      Now you just have 10000 dogs.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    100 acre swamp adjoining to my property with a family of semi-pet river otters in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a wonderful choice anon

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just buy a huge forest.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A racoon

    They're by far my fav animals and I know better than to keep one as my pet in my appartment but god damn if I don't want it

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a reptile sanctuary for big ass reptiles like crocodiles, komodo dragons, pythons, etc

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would build dinosaurs from scratch. I would also devote an entire public aquarium to filter feeders like crinoids.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Draft horses. Draft horses everywhere.
    After caring for them I'd always sleep on top of their couch-like giant backs until it's time for caring again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >caring
      Yjk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, draft horses are for hug. That is literally their whole point. Not fug.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You watch too much porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Draft horses aren’t big enough to sleep on.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would like some horses, goats, sheep and alpacas
    I would have a huge grazing land and I would move about it in a yurt

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cows and ponies

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hermit crabs, lobsters or kind of king crab, alligator snapping turtle, an alligator gar, an ackie monitor

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can get that from the backyard for free

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