Are you aware of how large a moose is?

Are you aware of how large a moose is?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's funny when people don't realise just how huge camels are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they're taller than horses, that's why they have an attack bonus against them in AOE2.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read that a coyote pack took one down once. Pure coyotes without wolf DNA. I'm trying to imagine how they managed that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animals are fricking stupid. There's a bunch of videos of lions/hyenas fricking with hippos, and instead of the hippo crushing the skulls of each of them individually it keeps allowing itself to be distracted by the others (despite them posing little impending threat).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As others have said, they’re not all that, they can be taken down easily enough.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm well aware of how big these bastards are. I'm scared as frick of them. They're way too big.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a møøse once bit my sister

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my niece done got bit by a copperhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nasti

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is now were-moose.
      Her hair looks very bad without it.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just slay it with a sword and block the kicks with a shield

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These homosexuals are all legs. You wanna see some real American giants? Look no further than bison.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it isn't

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got surprised by one in the wilds of Montana once. It wasn't scared at all. Very ominous and kind of spooky, like it knew my fate or had secret knowledge of true horrors. It disappeared without a sound into a small grove and was gone forever. Spookiest experience for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Odd. I had a similar experience.
      Except it was with the robotic moose head at Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It wasn't scared at all
      It should be. It's just a few bullets away from turning into your carpet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Someone post that video of one going down to like 3 rounds. You’d think something of that size could tank a bit more.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't scared at all
          It should be. It's just a few bullets away from turning into your carpet.

          Low quality """baits"""

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would that be bait. It’s a fact.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't think of anything more passive aggressive than not giving an anon a (you)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s pretty aggressive though

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know these things are le strong and all but they kind of feel like pushovers still.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, but this sentiment is why they have a higher kill rate than wolves and bears combined.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >higher kill rate than wolves and bears combined
        Jesus

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Checked, but this sentiment is why they have a higher kill rate than wolves and bears combined.

          That's only because they include car accident fatalities in those statistics you fricking morons. That being said, a moose will absolutely frick you up if it feels threatened by you

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could take it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      up your ass maybe heheh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. white woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't the board for sharing your disgusting fantasies incel

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enough to not cast a shadow? Not large enough.

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