Sup Wauf, I never come here but I was walking the other day and found these bones in a field of an abandoned farmhouse. The township I live in has plans to develop this land into a park, but for now it sits unused, so I walk there from time to time. When the farmer lived here, the land was hunted, but it hasn't been in years. Deer roam the property freely. When I found these, I wrote them off as deer bones, but then I heard about a lady that went missing in my area. I got a little scared that maybe these weren't deer bones after all, so I looked at a PDF online of how to tell if they're deer or human bones, and I think I clearly found a humerus and it looks long and slender like a human's. Should I report this to the cops? Are these just deer bones and I'm just scaring myself? Can Wauf help with this?
Why would you not just leave an anonymous tip so you don't get laughed at if they're deer bones
cops get calls like that all the time. OP will get a laugh and an eye roll and they'll forget about him.
bro left his dna and fingerprints on it
lol
lmao
RIP in prison, OP
bump.
not trolling you guys. call me naive but i'm not a hunter.
did i just freak myself out?
kek you found a dead body
clearly i found body parts. the question is if they're human... are they?
lol no they're deer
psyke!
please help me with the latin here. equus is equine - i got that. what are the rest?
>bos
Strongest enemy in the forest
>cervus
They like having their uterus pounded
>ovis
Lays eggs
>sus
Amogus.
Sussius bakka amogus
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nm searching now
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Not seeing how either of these is a humerus. looks like a tibia actually.
https://russellboneatlas.wordpress.com/home/white-tail-deer-bone-atlas/white-tail-deer-humerus/
https://russellboneatlas.wordpress.com/home/white-tail-deer-bone-atlas/white-tail-deer-tibia/
A human tibia.
Maaaaan. Imagine if OP went back and found a dang human skull! How cool would that be!
> not fucking very
You wouldn't at least take a few selfies with a human skull you found in the woods? Keeping it probably has legal implications, but you could still have fun a little with it.
I mean you took pictures of you holding a dead dudes leg bones.
>A human tibia.
are you serious? examining the links you sent me now
5/5
Last one. If I don't get a firm "these are definitely deer bones," then I'm calling the cops tomorrow.
Any insight is aprreciated.
4/5
Does it smell gamey or a little like pork?
I didn't smell them. They were old and pretty clean. There was some sinew at the joints.
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Shit. Should have given them some whiffs. Wothout the smell test my best guess would be brown recluse bones.
>spider bones
great, thanks.
so you think it's nothing? I'd feel like shit if it wasn't
pic 2/5