are these deer bones?

Sup Wauf, I never come here but I was walking the other day and found these bones in a field of an abandoned farmhouse. The township I live in has plans to develop this land into a park, but for now it sits unused, so I walk there from time to time. When the farmer lived here, the land was hunted, but it hasn't been in years. Deer roam the property freely. When I found these, I wrote them off as deer bones, but then I heard about a lady that went missing in my area. I got a little scared that maybe these weren't deer bones after all, so I looked at a PDF online of how to tell if they're deer or human bones, and I think I clearly found a humerus and it looks long and slender like a human's. Should I report this to the cops? Are these just deer bones and I'm just scaring myself? Can Wauf help with this?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you not just leave an anonymous tip so you don't get laughed at if they're deer bones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cops get calls like that all the time. OP will get a laugh and an eye roll and they'll forget about him.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro left his dna and fingerprints on it
    lol
    lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RIP in prison, OP

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump.

    not trolling you guys. call me naive but i'm not a hunter.

    did i just freak myself out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek you found a dead body

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        clearly i found body parts. the question is if they're human... are they?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lol no they're deer

          psyke!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            please help me with the latin here. equus is equine - i got that. what are the rest?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >bos
              Strongest enemy in the forest
              >cervus
              They like having their uterus pounded
              >ovis
              Lays eggs
              >sus
              Amogus.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sussius bakka amogus

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nm searching now
              8hwdxh

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not seeing how either of these is a humerus. looks like a tibia actually.

    https://russellboneatlas.wordpress.com/home/white-tail-deer-bone-atlas/white-tail-deer-humerus/
    https://russellboneatlas.wordpress.com/home/white-tail-deer-bone-atlas/white-tail-deer-tibia/

    A human tibia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maaaaan. Imagine if OP went back and found a dang human skull! How cool would that be!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > not fucking very

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't at least take a few selfies with a human skull you found in the woods? Keeping it probably has legal implications, but you could still have fun a little with it.

          I mean you took pictures of you holding a dead dudes leg bones.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A human tibia.
      are you serious? examining the links you sent me now

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5/5
    Last one. If I don't get a firm "these are definitely deer bones," then I'm calling the cops tomorrow.

    Any insight is aprreciated.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4/5

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does it smell gamey or a little like pork?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't smell them. They were old and pretty clean. There was some sinew at the joints.

      3/5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shit. Should have given them some whiffs. Wothout the smell test my best guess would be brown recluse bones.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >spider bones
          great, thanks.

          so you think it's nothing? I'd feel like shit if it wasn't

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic 2/5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

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