Are kangaroos good pets with sufficient space?

Are kangaroos good pets with sufficient space?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    short answer; No because they're unpredictable. The only real way they can be pets is having them as local native visitors who you can feed occasionally without potential harm to you.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, they'll cave your chest in with their powerful kick.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A wallaby would be better.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2.92 MB PNG
    >Are kangaroos good pets with sufficient space?
    No. With enough space they're mediocre livestock at their best.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dababy is 100% gonna send him to the hospital one of these days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He keeps encouraging Dababy holding him still and slamming his clawed legs into him. It's cute now but that shit's more than definitely gonna get him disemboweled when DaBaby's 6'0" and 200lbs of muscle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's doing that because he wants it to act like an actual kangaroo and not some tamed pet. He will probably get beaten up one day, but it is what it is.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uncle Ben is based, fedora tipping internet atheists and chuds have been having a collective meltdown about him since he openly stated he's a devout Christian who started tending to animas after a literal divine calling. And then he started fucking with them by showing off his Bibles and letting church groups volunteer on the farm.

    They have to make up disingenuous excuses and claim he abuses animals because they're liars by nature and refuse to admit the idea of man personally tending to God's creatures instead of handing them over to the heckin scientists who proceed to test drugs on them and feed them to botflies is repulsive to them.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome back gay

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is absolutely obnoxious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree.
      He's probably the most honest and open of all farm/animal youtubers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anytime I hear about this guy, I'll never forget how he let several baby animals die under his care because he didn't know what he was doing and wasn't properly keeping the aggressive rea separated from everyone else.
        How anyone can call him a "good person" is beyond me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what, did you want them to die out in the wild instead? I'm not defending negligence, but if you have any history in rehabilitating wild animals you'd know most have startlingly high mortality rates and you become quite jaded to it. The fact he's had like three whole deaths in the past year and they were all ratites with extremely commonly fatal conditions like curled toe speaks volumes of how much better he's been tending to them than most rehab centers do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So what, would you rather them die in the wild?
            If he cannot provide adequate care then whether they die in the wild is a moot point.
            He runs this rinky-dink operation cheaply and expends as little resources as he needs to.
            He's not a saint for "giving it his all" when the heights of what he can achieve is marginally better.
            I thought people here would know better, this guy is an obvious grifter just looking for good boy point.
            He doesn't care about the animals too much, he only cares to the extent that makes him look good. Why else would he be documenting all this to such an extent or building his entire brand/identity around him being such a "good guy"
            There are PLENTY of other facilities that can provide better care than him. He isn't noble, he isn't good hearted, he's just a man looking for some praise.
            I hope the Rhea pecks him to death

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rinky-dink operation and expends as little resources as he needs to.
              It's a giant-ass hunk of property where all the animals free-range with basic fencing segregation so that things are largely organized. None of the animals have ever died of starvation. None have died of severe temperature. The only animal death I can genuinely blame on his behavior is a chicken that got eaten by a possum he was too lenient on the presence of, because he's too trusting of predators (he even lets coyotes he finds go instead of killing them like his dogs do, which is an extremely dangerous decision). He's been actively bankrupting himself setting up as much self-sufficiency on the farm as possible, including growing produce so that he doesn't have to rely on handouts from supermarkets between specialized feeds for the animals.

              That sure is a lot of money, time, resources, and physical health given how much his ratites assault him and how much disgusting shit he exposed himself to cleaning out the property he bought, to waste on just for getting praise on a niche part of the internet.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Niche
                He's gotten a lot of media exposure and his videos have millions of views?
                You're fucking retarded.
                He most assuredly is milking this for clout/fame.
                The fact he produces "meme videos" surrounding the death of the animals he doesn't properly take care of should be a red flag to anyone who actually cares about animals.
                How he hasn't been investigated is beyond me, though the "hampture" guy is still allowed to abuse animals as he pleases so I'm not too surprised.
                I also don't care about his "humble beginnings"
                he is not equipped to care for these animals and he lets them suffer and die through the process because of his huge ego.
                Hop off his dick, please.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact he produces "meme videos" surrounding the death of the animals
                You're not unironically acting like the "[animal] DIED" titles are legit, are you? Is this the kind of retardation plaguing this fucking board?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm talking about the very real fact he minimizes the deaths of the animals under his care and acts like he "couldn't do anything" when he's providing SHIT CARE FOR THEM in really awful conditions.
                Now you're just being extremely obtuse. Hop off his dick. I don't know why everyone sucks this guys dick so hard.
                he doesn't do anything unique, nothing special, he's actively negligent and doesn't care about advice given to him.
                It's insane how much support he gets for being one of the worst caretakers I have seen who actively exploits animals for entertainment to their own detriment.
                have a nice day
                NOW

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Niche
                He's gotten a lot of media exposure and his videos have millions of views?
                You're fucking retarded.
                He most assuredly is milking this for clout/fame.
                The fact he produces "meme videos" surrounding the death of the animals he doesn't properly take care of should be a red flag to anyone who actually cares about animals.
                How he hasn't been investigated is beyond me, though the "hampture" guy is still allowed to abuse animals as he pleases so I'm not too surprised.
                I also don't care about his "humble beginnings"
                he is not equipped to care for these animals and he lets them suffer and die through the process because of his huge ego.
                Hop off his dick, please.

                >So what, would you rather them die in the wild?
                If he cannot provide adequate care then whether they die in the wild is a moot point.
                He runs this rinky-dink operation cheaply and expends as little resources as he needs to.
                He's not a saint for "giving it his all" when the heights of what he can achieve is marginally better.
                I thought people here would know better, this guy is an obvious grifter just looking for good boy point.
                He doesn't care about the animals too much, he only cares to the extent that makes him look good. Why else would he be documenting all this to such an extent or building his entire brand/identity around him being such a "good guy"
                There are PLENTY of other facilities that can provide better care than him. He isn't noble, he isn't good hearted, he's just a man looking for some praise.
                I hope the Rhea pecks him to death

                Anytime I hear about this guy, I'll never forget how he let several baby animals die under his care because he didn't know what he was doing and wasn't properly keeping the aggressive rea separated from everyone else.
                How anyone can call him a "good person" is beyond me.

                This guy is absolutely obnoxious

                t. does fuck all for animals in the real world
                stop eating poptarts and masturbating and actually do half of what this youtuber does for animals and maybe you can criticize

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Delete “all for” and you might be right

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What an absolutely inane and worthless argument.
                What he is doing right now would be illegal in places with better animal welfare laws.
                He's apart of the problem not the solution.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >erm what he's doing would be illegal in my communist shithole

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah man I don't get your point either, my only real gripe about him is I wish he'd get his animals fixed timely. I legitimately can't see what he could do better for most of those animals, shit those capys live better than I do.

                He keeps encouraging Dababy holding him still and slamming his clawed legs into him. It's cute now but that shit's more than definitely gonna get him disemboweled when DaBaby's 6'0" and 200lbs of muscle.

                And this too I guess on top of the lack of fixing, but sick and dying animals in awful conditions? I'm in need of some actual timestamps or something anon because they're nowhere to be found as far as I can tell.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't care about advice given to him.
                funny cause literally in his latest video he mentions a change in feeding some of his animals based off advice he's been given

                You're a gay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're not????

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What an absolutely inane and worthless argument.
                What he is doing right now would be illegal in places with better animal welfare laws.
                He's apart of the problem not the solution.

                HR?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ask me how i know you are a sperging chud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dunno, his animals really seem to love him, the place is set up in an efficient way and it's refreshing seeing someone who isn't uptight and strict and instead just plays and shitposts with them. a lot of people are donating supplies to him to keep it going and his revenue is blowing up, those farm animals are gonna live better than my sorry ass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also did something most crowdfunders don't do: He made his expenditures extremely transparent and documented them in video form ever since the money went through. He's visibly proving that the donations are going towards exactly what he promised. He's an honest man doing good shit for his animals, even if he uses lame buzzwords.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dunno, his animals really seem to love him, the place is set up in an efficient way and it's refreshing seeing someone who isn't uptight and strict and instead just plays and shitposts with them. a lot of people are donating supplies to him to keep it going and his revenue is blowing up, those farm animals are gonna live better than my sorry ass

          also he is a based trad christian fundamentalist

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He also threatens to shoot fans that show up to his property uninvited. Superbly based.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he shows his guns on cam sometimes. unfathomably based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does zoomer humor to appeal to his fans but he seems like a genuinely good dude

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. I can honestly say that his content is so annoying I can't watch it but thats because hes strictly marketing towards a younger audience. And I can't blame him, the younger kids are the ones you want interested in this stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a weird ironic obnoxious that suits him and the content that he makes.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a wallaby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh baby oh baby oh baby

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you need to keep them as pets? Just go to Australia and see some of those fuckers in the wild.They're not even hard to find, i met one just near Cairns airport.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a wallaby

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a shame my phone battery was dead when i bumped into that cute little creature. It was either a young wallaby or maybe a pademelon. It was curious, and got within arms reach to look at me. I decided not to pet it. I saw something bigger jump into the bush as i approached, i can't say thhwxwfor sure what that was.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dick has to bend around the balls
        Checkmate, intelligent design.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If the balls were lower they might smack the ground when he hops.
          Besides, roos can retract them almost completely into their abdomen.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If the balls were lower they might smack the ground when he hops.
            I know it's not the intended consequence of your post but you just made me think of a hilarious potential skit:
            >"Do you want evidence of intelligent design?"
            >Clip of a kangaroo with upside down genitals hopping, landing square on its balls, and curling up screaming in pain

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're deranged

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any animal can be a great pet if it has the right personality.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are just real life furry rabbits
    what could possibly go wrong

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