Are Cephalopods From Space?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate hearing stupid people entertain stupidly obviois jokes as literal as though their thoughts had any merit.
    you’ve got to be one if the stupidest motherfuckers if you genuinely consider it a possibility that cephalopods are aliens.
    you are on par with people who browse Wauf in terms of your capacity for intelligent thought.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're from underwater.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, but only in the same way that the earth itself is from space

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hawaiian mythology states that the world exists in cycles
    >World is created, and world ends, rinse and repeat
    >Also Octopuses are from one of the previous existing world
    >No extra details beyond that, what this world was, what it means, or any other "survivors" from this world
    >Simply that Octopuses are from the last world
    Honestly a small detail but it stands out for how strange it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      source? sounds interesting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking michael kirkbride.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    Jellyfishes are from space too.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, perchance, through panspermia? I'm open to that sortt of thing

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they were. Unfortunately every species and organic something-or-another ever studied on Earth have had the same four nucleic acids. So we know they're from Earth.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love cuttlefish.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No doubt where he got his inspiration from.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he lived in rhode island he could probably get inspiration playing with his dinner if he wanted to. Those guys are probably second only to japs in eating weird shit from the sea.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but you are

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If aliens ever happen to visit us I wouldn't be surprised to see them look like squids. They have the potential, they just can't live long enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even think Aliens will be impressive when we have beings like these in our oceans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be able to reach us in physical form aliens would have to break literally all laws of physics as we know them now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The distances are physically impossible for organic life to travel, short of breaking modern physics. They would need to circumvent time dilation somehow to break C

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who says they live that far away, maybe their alot closer than most people think.
              Don't believe everything NASA tells you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away, even at half c it would take 50,000 years to get there. Anything living there wouldnt even know we exist short of measurement and/or travel methods that break modern physics.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                For sure and who says they don't live in our galaxy?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they're already in our galaxy.

                Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would it be statistically unlikely tho?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And btw who knows how much of what they tell us about space is actual bs, we probably don't even know most of the fucky shit going on in our solar system.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah if you assume literally everything they've discovered and/or claimed is bs I guess we don't know anything, really makes you think

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying that literally everything they they tell us is bs, but the garden gnome always lie.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's statistically unlikely for life to exist yet here we are.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe someone put us here tho ?
                Or maybe the hole planet is engineered?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You might have forgotten to precise that you're basing yourself on the limited understanding of the laws of physic and space travel technology that we currently have. What we have deemed impossible with absolute certainty throughout History has often been accomplished. Science isn't set in stone and made to evolve and change. Chances are there are simpler ways to do it and we're just not advanced enough as a species.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, the original post was claiming that aliens wouldn't really be that impressive. What I'm saying is that in order to even see them, they'd have to break all laws of physics as we know them, so they'd be really fucking impressive, akin to gods even.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                fuck of Drn'zltk from the Andromeda Galaxy. We won't worship you no matter how many shitty psyops you run.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they're already in our galaxy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                they use a quasar pulse as interstellar radar, the aliens have our whole solar system mapped

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away
                What does that have to do with anything? Do you understand just how many systems are in our galaxy?

                [...]
                Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

                According to who?
                Listen man, I'm glad you read a few Wikipedia articles but your shit's all fucked up.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If they have the technology for interstellar space travel they can probably find out enough bioengineering to handle that. Or they could simply reproduce on the ship.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or just cryo sleep and let their robots drive to the next galaxy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The distances are physically impossible for organic life to travel, short of breaking modern physics. They would need to circumvent time dilation somehow to break C

          The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away, even at half c it would take 50,000 years to get there. Anything living there wouldnt even know we exist short of measurement and/or travel methods that break modern physics.

          [...]
          Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The distances are physically impossible for organic life to travel, short of breaking modern physics. They would need to circumvent time dilation somehow to break C

          The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away, even at half c it would take 50,000 years to get there. Anything living there wouldnt even know we exist short of measurement and/or travel methods that break modern physics.

          [...]
          Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

          thank you for ruining the thread anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How? OP is asking a question about space creatures so it's no surprise people would talk about aliens.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              OP is asking about the otherworldliness of cephalopods tardo.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >OP: Are cephalopods aliens?
                >autistic gay: AAAAIIEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT ALIENS I'M GOING INSANE
                cope + seethe + touch grass + take a shower

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this 'shower' of yours, is it necessary?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                In english grammar the noun is usually the subject of the sentence.
                In this case,
                >[linking verb] [noun] [adjective]
                Admit that you just saw a word and it triggered your Wauf autism.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                isn't it
                >[linking verb] [noun] [nominal predicate]

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >to break literally all laws of physics as we know them now
          Isn't this an inevitability though?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >To be able to reach us in physical form aliens would have to break literally all laws of physics as we know them now

          The distances are physically impossible for organic life to travel, short of breaking modern physics. They would need to circumvent time dilation somehow to break C

          >The distances are physically impossible for organic life to travel, short of breaking modern physics. They would need to circumvent time dilation somehow to break C

          The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away, even at half c it would take 50,000 years to get there. Anything living there wouldnt even know we exist short of measurement and/or travel methods that break modern physics.

          >The closest galaxy is 25 thousand lightyears away, even at half c it would take 50,000 years to get there. Anything living there wouldnt even know we exist short of measurement and/or travel methods that break modern physics.

          [...]
          Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

          >Statistically unlikely, and even then ourbgalaxy is still 1000 light years from side to side.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Source?
          >I made it the fuck up

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