>are born to be eaten brutally predators Posted on December 6, 2022 by Anonymous >are born to be eaten brutally predators
>No one mentions the fact that zebra stallions will literally rape pregnant mares to force an abortion
Evolution cares nothing for how the breeding occurred, only that it did.
Rape is a legitimate reproductive strategy and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Like a lot of wild animals, yet people want to conserve it for some reason
well they're a part of a food chain anon, they all depend on each other for food
>A certain ape 4.5 million years ago was naturally selected to be livestock for big cats.
Predator diversity disappeared as soon we become homo, the ecosystem is indeed overly dependent on a prolific prey species to stay afloat or it will collapse.
i-is that my ancestor? 🙁
I thought an eagle was confirmed to have caused this? Besides, that's a weird, weird way for a leopard to kill a primate. This seems more like something a jaguar would do.
>This seems more like something a jaguar would do.
It's not a leopard, it's an ancestor of leopards and jaguars. The jaguar head structure is more basal than the jaw structure of the other pantherines, and losing that heavy musculature allowed the brain to expand, similar to humans.
It was more like the ones that were eaten were no more due to being eaten while the better ones became us and exterminated every big cat in europe
>born to cum literal gallons
no one exists to do anything. you exist because your parents fucked.
if you want to break it down to a purely biological level, you exist to replicate. Just like the funny little organic particles that we all descended from. (if you subscribe to the idea of abiogenesis, anyway.)
no. you don't exist TO do anything, purpose is an idea that humans invented, there is no such thing as biological purpose, period. it's not scientific.
if you really want to break it down then get your ass on the dance floor
No life form on earth naturally evolved to just be prey for another. If you think this you're just not a very clever person.
Plenty of parasites out there that rely on getting eaten to complete their lifecycle.
Bioluminescent bacteria did.
Plenty of plants evolved tasty fruit and hardy seeds precisely so animals will eat the fruit, move somewhere else, and plop the unharmed seeds down with their very own pile of fertilizer.
yes, fucking whales, their existence is eat plankton, then die and become food for animals on the ocean floor, which is probably why we dont have fossils for creatures in the same size category as whales, because all the bones get eaten
>because all the bones get eaten
Are you seriously this stupid, dude?
youre projecting too much
I hate zoogays to the last drop of blood in my body
Ain't that just the truth right there?
why did they remove the episode about drinking bleach?
>>are born to be eaten brutally predators
Why don't zebras just attack the lions? They could fuck them up hard if they all just jumped them
Would you attack a lion without weapons knowing that you will receive no medical care if you get injured?
If I had a hundred other people to attack it at the same time, and the alternative was getting eaten, then yeah
Just imagine, zebras just gang up on lions, maybe a handful dies, but in a generation or two lions will have learned not to ever fuck with zebras
Yeah, it's almost like zebras lack human thought processes that would let them anticipate the future and plan ahead.
Zebra are retarded.
Human would still be prey if we were still at Zebra-level of retardation.
Not in the sense of seeking them out, but many a lion have received a facefull of hooves when trying to attack zebras. Occasionally they manage a kill.
And if the lion'a injured and slow and a herd of zebras just comes across it, then yes, they will attack and kill it out of principle.
Zebras are basically just dumb donkeys rather than horses. Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.
>Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.
It's relevant to
I want to fuck a zebra
It don't matter if you're black and white
> defensive mechanism is blending in with other zebras to decrease likelihood of being the one to get eaten.
You see, if the predator can't target one specific individual its chances of success decrease drastically so that strategy does decrease the chance that the predator will catch any zebra at all. Sort of like throwing a stone with a slingshot at a pigeon in the middle of other pigeons or just throwing the stone in the middle of the pigeons hoping it will hit one.
>Any and all life forms
>exists because it's possible to keep existing
>Uh acxhually god put herbivores here for lions to eat
Meatfags are so fucking stupid.
you're only posting here because your ancestors ate meat
why do vegans exist?
>exists just to pay taxes
You didn't have to hit me so hard, anon.
The development of modern civilization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species.
At least we get to enjoy comfy winters.
Ouch, no fair.
Benjamin was right about death and taxes
Taxes are made up, just like currency. Labor has real value.
>reads tarot cards
>yells at chuds on Twitter
>makes art out of my own feces
Pay up comrade, I did my daily labor.
Here's your wage.
Humanity BTFO’d in 5 words
Go back to monkey RIGHT NOW
>exists just to be food