>are born to be eaten brutally predators

>are born to be eaten brutally predators

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No one mentions the fact that zebra stallions will literally rape pregnant mares to force an abortion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution cares nothing for how the breeding occurred, only that it did.
      Rape is a legitimate reproductive strategy and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like a lot of wild animals, yet people want to conserve it for some reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      well they're a part of a food chain anon, they all depend on each other for food

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no. you don't exist TO do anything, purpose is an idea that humans invented, there is no such thing as biological purpose, period. it's not scientific.

        >A certain ape 4.5 million years ago was naturally selected to be livestock for big cats.
        Predator diversity disappeared as soon we become homo, the ecosystem is indeed overly dependent on a prolific prey species to stay afloat or it will collapse.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i-is that my ancestor? 🙁

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought an eagle was confirmed to have caused this? Besides, that's a weird, weird way for a leopard to kill a primate. This seems more like something a jaguar would do.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >This seems more like something a jaguar would do.
            It's not a leopard, it's an ancestor of leopards and jaguars. The jaguar head structure is more basal than the jaw structure of the other pantherines, and losing that heavy musculature allowed the brain to expand, similar to humans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was more like the ones that were eaten were no more due to being eaten while the better ones became us and exterminated every big cat in europe

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >born to cum literal gallons

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one exists to do anything. you exist because your parents fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to break it down to a purely biological level, you exist to replicate. Just like the funny little organic particles that we all descended from. (if you subscribe to the idea of abiogenesis, anyway.)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no. you don't exist TO do anything, purpose is an idea that humans invented, there is no such thing as biological purpose, period. it's not scientific.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you really want to break it down then get your ass on the dance floor

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No life form on earth naturally evolved to just be prey for another. If you think this you're just not a very clever person.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of parasites out there that rely on getting eaten to complete their lifecycle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bioluminescent bacteria did.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of plants evolved tasty fruit and hardy seeds precisely so animals will eat the fruit, move somewhere else, and plop the unharmed seeds down with their very own pile of fertilizer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, fricking whales, their existence is eat plankton, then die and become food for animals on the ocean floor, which is probably why we dont have fossils for creatures in the same size category as whales, because all the bones get eaten

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >because all the bones get eaten
        Are you seriously this stupid, dude?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osedax
          youre projecting too much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gr8 b8

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zoohomosexuals to the last drop of blood in my body

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't that just the truth right there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why did they remove the episode about drinking bleach?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>are born to be eaten brutally predators
    h-hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluffkevlar.jpg

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't zebras just attack the lions? They could frick them up hard if they all just jumped them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Would you attack a lion without weapons knowing that you will receive no medical care if you get injured?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I had a hundred other people to attack it at the same time, and the alternative was getting eaten, then yeah
        Just imagine, zebras just gang up on lions, maybe a handful dies, but in a generation or two lions will have learned not to ever frick with zebras

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's almost like zebras lack human thought processes that would let them anticipate the future and plan ahead.
      so weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zebra are moronic.
      Human would still be prey if we were still at Zebra-level of moronation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do.
      Not in the sense of seeking them out, but many a lion have received a facefull of hooves when trying to attack zebras. Occasionally they manage a kill.
      And if the lion'a injured and slow and a herd of zebras just comes across it, then yes, they will attack and kill it out of principle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zebras are basically just dumb donkeys rather than horses. Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.
        It's relevant to

        https://i.imgur.com/ibnLt8v.png

        [...]
        >A certain ape 4.5 million years ago was naturally selected to be livestock for big cats.
        Predator diversity disappeared as soon we become homo, the ecosystem is indeed overly dependent on a prolific prey species to stay afloat or it will collapse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Ack

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick a zebra

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It don't matter if you're black and white

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > defensive mechanism is blending in with other zebras to decrease likelihood of being the one to get eaten.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You see, if the predator can't target one specific individual its chances of success decrease drastically so that strategy does decrease the chance that the predator will catch any zebra at all. Sort of like throwing a stone with a slingshot at a pigeon in the middle of other pigeons or just throwing the stone in the middle of the pigeons hoping it will hit one.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Any and all life forms
    >exists because it's possible to keep existing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you
      Not anymore.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh acxhually god put herbivores here for lions to eat
    Meatgays are so fricking stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're only posting here because your ancestors ate meat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do vegans exist?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >exists just to pay taxes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't have to hit me so hard, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The development of modern civilization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species.
      At least we get to enjoy comfy winters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch, no fair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Benjamin was right about death and taxes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *provide labor
      Taxes are made up, just like currency. Labor has real value.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >reads tarot cards
        >jacks off
        >yells at chuds on Twitter
        >makes art out of my own feces
        Pay up comrade, I did my daily labor.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your wage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity BTFO’d in 5 words

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to monkey RIGHT NOW

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >exists just to be food

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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