>are born to be eaten brutally predators

>are born to be eaten brutally predators

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one mentions the fact that zebra stallions will literally rape pregnant mares to force an abortion

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evolution cares nothing for how the breeding occurred, only that it did.
      Rape is a legitimate reproductive strategy and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a lot of wild animals, yet people want to conserve it for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well they're a part of a food chain anon, they all depend on each other for food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. you don't exist TO do anything, purpose is an idea that humans invented, there is no such thing as biological purpose, period. it's not scientific.

        >A certain ape 4.5 million years ago was naturally selected to be livestock for big cats.
        Predator diversity disappeared as soon we become homo, the ecosystem is indeed overly dependent on a prolific prey species to stay afloat or it will collapse.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i-is that my ancestor? 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought an eagle was confirmed to have caused this? Besides, that's a weird, weird way for a leopard to kill a primate. This seems more like something a jaguar would do.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This seems more like something a jaguar would do.
            It's not a leopard, it's an ancestor of leopards and jaguars. The jaguar head structure is more basal than the jaw structure of the other pantherines, and losing that heavy musculature allowed the brain to expand, similar to humans.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was more like the ones that were eaten were no more due to being eaten while the better ones became us and exterminated every big cat in europe

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >born to cum literal gallons

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one exists to do anything. you exist because your parents fucked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you want to break it down to a purely biological level, you exist to replicate. Just like the funny little organic particles that we all descended from. (if you subscribe to the idea of abiogenesis, anyway.)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no. you don't exist TO do anything, purpose is an idea that humans invented, there is no such thing as biological purpose, period. it's not scientific.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you really want to break it down then get your ass on the dance floor

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No life form on earth naturally evolved to just be prey for another. If you think this you're just not a very clever person.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of parasites out there that rely on getting eaten to complete their lifecycle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bioluminescent bacteria did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of plants evolved tasty fruit and hardy seeds precisely so animals will eat the fruit, move somewhere else, and plop the unharmed seeds down with their very own pile of fertilizer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, fucking whales, their existence is eat plankton, then die and become food for animals on the ocean floor, which is probably why we dont have fossils for creatures in the same size category as whales, because all the bones get eaten

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because all the bones get eaten
        Are you seriously this stupid, dude?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osedax
          youre projecting too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gr8 b8

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zoogays to the last drop of blood in my body

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't that just the truth right there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did they remove the episode about drinking bleach?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>are born to be eaten brutally predators
    h-hot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fluffkevlar.jpg

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't zebras just attack the lions? They could fuck them up hard if they all just jumped them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you attack a lion without weapons knowing that you will receive no medical care if you get injured?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I had a hundred other people to attack it at the same time, and the alternative was getting eaten, then yeah
        Just imagine, zebras just gang up on lions, maybe a handful dies, but in a generation or two lions will have learned not to ever fuck with zebras

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's almost like zebras lack human thought processes that would let them anticipate the future and plan ahead.
      so weird.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zebra are retarded.
      Human would still be prey if we were still at Zebra-level of retardation.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do.
      Not in the sense of seeking them out, but many a lion have received a facefull of hooves when trying to attack zebras. Occasionally they manage a kill.
      And if the lion'a injured and slow and a herd of zebras just comes across it, then yes, they will attack and kill it out of principle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zebras are basically just dumb donkeys rather than horses. Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the ungulates in Africa are stupid, why would they go into the water ever.
        It's relevant to

        https://i.imgur.com/ibnLt8v.png

        [...]
        >A certain ape 4.5 million years ago was naturally selected to be livestock for big cats.
        Predator diversity disappeared as soon we become homo, the ecosystem is indeed overly dependent on a prolific prey species to stay afloat or it will collapse.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ack

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck a zebra

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It don't matter if you're black and white

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > defensive mechanism is blending in with other zebras to decrease likelihood of being the one to get eaten.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You see, if the predator can't target one specific individual its chances of success decrease drastically so that strategy does decrease the chance that the predator will catch any zebra at all. Sort of like throwing a stone with a slingshot at a pigeon in the middle of other pigeons or just throwing the stone in the middle of the pigeons hoping it will hit one.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Any and all life forms
    >exists because it's possible to keep existing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kills you
      Not anymore.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uh acxhually god put herbivores here for lions to eat
    Meatfags are so fucking stupid.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're only posting here because your ancestors ate meat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do vegans exist?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exists just to pay taxes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't have to hit me so hard, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The development of modern civilization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species.
      At least we get to enjoy comfy winters.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch, no fair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Benjamin was right about death and taxes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lost

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *provide labor
      Taxes are made up, just like currency. Labor has real value.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reads tarot cards
        >jacks off
        >yells at chuds on Twitter
        >makes art out of my own feces
        Pay up comrade, I did my daily labor.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your wage.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humanity BTFO’d in 5 words

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to monkey RIGHT NOW

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >exists just to be food

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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