Are all cat people mentally ill?

I don't hate cats but I don't understand how people see them as anything besides ruthless killing machines that don't love you, but will tolerate you. People also say they're a lot cleaner than dogs which is simply not true? Cat poop and urine smells much worse and cats climb all over your furniture and tables. Not to mention they casually bite you and swipe at you, dogs don't do that unless abused. Cats are just dicks by default, cat people simply don't realise just how much their homes smell I have absolutely no idea how they can't smell it. I read they found the parasite that cats spread in Egypt, a place where cats were literally worshipped that can not be a coincidence. Cats seem to like me far more than their owners as well, my girlfriends cat bites her all the time or runs away but they're really nice to me and seem to have some level of respect; maybe because I don't pamper them and leave them alone. How do people worship these things

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I googled it just so I could have an image to post, actually.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People come into my work stinking so bad of cats i have to hold my breath and walk away

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate cats, but most catgays are total idiots that aren't worth talking to. Cats are also bioweapons that are destroying the environment. But I can't really be angry about that, since it's catgays (humans) that enable that. The real villain, as always, is stupid people, and I'm okay with accepting that.

    Never owned an animal in my life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cats are also bioweapons that are destroying the environment.
      I assume you're in Europe. In civilized countries cats stay inside.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What country doesn't have dumbass cat "owners" that have "outdoor" cats?

        This is a serious question. I'm not the guy you replied to nor am I shitting on you, I'm genuinely curious.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in the US and I have never met an outdoor cat owner in my life.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All it takes is a quasi-feral "outdoor" cat wandering into a chemically treated yard to basically ensure they'll end up with some type of cancer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And somehow this is a problem with cats rather than a problem with humans actively poisoning the environment for no reason?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I own both cats and dogs

    Why not both, homosexual?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Are all cat people mentally ill?
    I'm autistic, but i'm not sure about other cat people

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oblivion

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't love you, but will tolerate you

    bullshit, my cat climbs up on my chest and literally puts paws around my neck and hugs me every day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she's smiling!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Theyre ugly and annoying and the filth and stench makes me want to exterminate them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel, being objectively wrong and gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My house is clean and my brain is parasite free

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how do you know that your brain is parasite free, did you do mri

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This explain why I meow in my car while comuting everyday...I'm a schizo, fricking great

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No but mentally ill people are more likely to get a cat due to perceived lower maintenance. Only a mentally ill person could leave a smelly uncleaned shitbox in their house, while well adjusted people actually manage to keep the litter clean and without any smells.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Dogs are medium or large dogs. Small dogs are cats.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >that has nothing to do with cats
    It has to do with the feminine characteristics of cats and being a sniveling simp to its every whim. You deflect and talk about size but ignore the cat connection with females.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >misogyny
      Common sense

      Anyone with 9 cats lives in filth or is an animal abuser due to letting them outside. Its too many to have a clean home with the litter and the vomit.

      9 dogs can be good or bad depending on what is done with them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have 3 dogs and its too many

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All cats are girls, all dogs are boys. Even the youngest of children understand this innately.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My dog is not a boy. She is a beautiful woman.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    k so they need to differentiate the correlations here. Are schizophrenia prone people likely to enjoy cats and seek ownership of them, or are otherwise mentally healthy people getting cats and thereby increasing their risk of developing schizophrenia? I want to know if Wauf is right about toxo.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The stereotype of male cat owners being betas is nothing new, and it’s one of the many reasons why cats are reddit tier pets.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >dental assistant is a ghetto job
    Its a middle class white womans job which is as close to “pitbull owner” as it is to “cat owner” since they usually hoard 4 cats and a “lab boxer mix” that “never hurt anyone and is scared of cats” (silent on the toddler issue)

    If you think DAs are ghetto you are going to a ghetto dentist. They all drive new BMWs and are pale white women with ponytails and bad skin. No exceptions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Spotted the incel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >le virgin domestic terrorist

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >rich people own horses
    Broke trailer trash with 5 useless acres in the middle of idaho owns horses.
    >stem != outdoors
    Maybe in manhattan. In the rest of the world high status jobs = ample leisure time. Despite the movies about nerds most people who work in STEM are outdoorsy. If you entered an Amazon office as a total incel you would be disliked. Everyone here leaves the house daily.

    Cats are more for broody emos that work part time at mcdonalds. Always have been. See: lovecraft was born rich and died poor.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hold immense disdain for anyone who only likes cats or dogs.

    Both are stupid
    Both are dirty
    Both are amazing pets

    You're a tiny weenie brain individual because the differences between the two carnivorans might as well be cosmetic.

    Dogs take more effort but can be more rewarding, cats are easier due to their size and poop habits.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    petkeeping is inherently mentally ill behavior

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've never seen anyone who was not clearly mentally ill say this. it's always the usual: political extremist nutjobs who belong in their mothers basements.

      https://i.imgur.com/NXJxidJ.jpg

      I go into about 500-600 houses per year for work (real estate appraiser). I have not noticed cat homes smelling more than dog homes but I have noticed that the smell of a dirty dog home can be so overpowering that I literally can't speak. Cat people appear to be tidy on average, although the outliers with like 5+ cats are hoarder situations that smell absolutely awful, though these people usually own dogs too. Cat people houses usually have better, more thoughtful interior design and I genuinely think they are more intelligent. People with ONLY cats, that is. People with both dogs and cats almost always have a shit and piss-smelling home. Here's a cat I saw today inside of a beautifully renovated, very well kept, modest home.

      my experience with real people i actually choose to interact with has been the opposite. you can find all sorts of crazy shit if you deal with literally anyone, because a lot of anyones you wouldnt want to enter the homes of turn out to be nuts before you can even get there. yes, i am classist in this way.

      what i find is that "cat people" tend to be effeminate, which leads them to redecorate their homes seasonally. the kind of person that will call a perfectly functional countertop "outdated" because it is the wrong kind of granite, the kind of person that leases new cars. these are your usual yuppie - bachelors in nothing, something-assistant/something-tech job, very manicured social image, progressive liberal, tows the party line because they're smart enough to know that disagreeing loses jobs. studies postmodern art criticism, photography, "pre-digested science" (popsci articles), etc. the cat may just be part of their costume as the broody one.

      "dog people" tend to be pragmatic and masculine, the kind of people that are still driving the same well maintained honda they bought in 2012. despite the persistent meme, these ones actually tend to be more intelligent with more informed and sincerely held classically liberal leanings, total nonsense to direction-brains... where in the cat homes you find the dental assistants in the dog homes you find the dentists themselves. less social media managers, more actual managers. studies STEM, history, or music. if the dog is part of some maturity/self sufficiency costume it's a german shepherd. male. unfixed, and they can cite the studies that justify it.

      both ALWAYS prefer apple products (sorry Wauf!), are anti-racist (sorry /misc/!), and at least partly compromising on the second amendment (sorry /k/!)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When your life revolves around Wauf opinions

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go into about 500-600 houses per year for work (real estate appraiser). I have not noticed cat homes smelling more than dog homes but I have noticed that the smell of a dirty dog home can be so overpowering that I literally can't speak. Cat people appear to be tidy on average, although the outliers with like 5+ cats are hoarder situations that smell absolutely awful, though these people usually own dogs too. Cat people houses usually have better, more thoughtful interior design and I genuinely think they are more intelligent. People with ONLY cats, that is. People with both dogs and cats almost always have a shit and piss-smelling home. Here's a cat I saw today inside of a beautifully renovated, very well kept, modest home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Next time you larp say youre a plumber or something more believable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I believe him, appraisers really do that many houses.
        >t. lives in a tourist area FILLED with house flippers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many hams could you smell in one day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I genuinely think they are more intelligent
      Yeah, science proved this already
      https://www.science.org/content/article/cat-people-are-smarter-dog-people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The results, presented at this month's meeting of the Association for Psychological Science, were collected after surveying 600 college students.
        >sample size 600
        "science proves only an impulsive moron would juggle a dog and college"

        t. significantly more intelligent than you. because i belong to a different class.

        i didn't have a pet until i had an established career. for being more intelligent than literally anyone, you sure don't think critically about the "evidence" you post.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting little creatures

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not to mention they casually bite you and swipe at you
    sounds like a bad cat owner

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >im enlighten and speshul because i have a pet cat
    imagine the pseud and the smell

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't hate cats
    >they don't love you
    How many wieners did you suck today OP?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will trigger all the schizos here. But hey, cat owners are still better than those rats owners. Fricking freaks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, my rat is cool, my rat will treat everyone right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's something wrong with your rat, anon. It looks like a guinea pig.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cats are sweeties 🙂

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a chicken and egg situation. Did owning the cat make people more likely to develop schizophrenia or do schizophrenic tendencies draw people to cats?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The link is to childhood cat exposure so more the first one
      Even as a kid i felt sorry for kids with cats

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cat killed two birds this year. I'm darn proud of the little monster.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't hate cats
    You do.
    >I don't understand how people see them as anything besides ruthless killing machines that don't love you, but will tolerate you.
    You do understand it, you just don't feel the same, which is just an expression of you being a lower iteration of humanity. Otherwise you would realize that any mammal that goes out of its way to RUB ITS FACE INTO YOUR FACE is expression emotional affection. When's the last time you had anyone rub cheeks with you for more than a second that "only barely tolerated you"? Never. Its basic mammalian programming.
    >People also say they're a lot cleaner than dogs which is simply not true?
    Cats don't need to be potty trained. A dog can be really fricking disgusting when you have to wipe its ass every shit, but I do agree that with time, they can become "cleaner". Nothing you can do about a dog slobbering saliva tho.
    >Not to mention they casually bite you and swipe at you,
    You a fricking pussy? That's just play fighting. Not their fault you literally got thin skin.
    >I read they found the parasite that cats spread in Egypt
    Lol ok moron. Meanwhile you can get untreatable deadly diseases from your dog licking your face.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You do
      patently false. not worshiping cats does not equal hating them. believing that it is so, is a sign of mental illness, specifically borderline personality disorder.
      >You do understand it, you just don't feel the same, which is just an expression of you being a lower iteration of humanity.
      Exhibit A! BPD behavior immediately follows!
      >muh faces
      this is patently incorrect. not every mammal shares the same behaviors as primates, or canines, or felines, or rats. felines will rub their faces on almost everything to mark territory. they do not necessarily have to comprehend you as an individual in a social system. they can just see you as a moving plant. oxytocin studies imply that the cats owners carries the same emotional weight as its bed or scratching post. so, stop anthropomorphizing. dogs aren't smiling at you when they pant either, and half the time they want you to leave them alone, not to rub their belly. they do have a smile, and it's reserved for initiating play interactions.
      >muh potty
      tell me how you got your cat to shit in ONLY one specific spot outside of your house without training? or to use the toilet? an animal shitting and pissing indoors is not potty trained and it is not a clean situation to be in. the fact that they "bury" shit is worse, because once used the entire litter box is contaminated with particles of urine, feces, and the multiply bacteria within.
      >muh ass wiping
      who the frick does this? dogs shit outside in a corner of the yard, their ass has a horse-like mechanism for self wiping. cats leave dingleberries hanging.
      >muh slobber
      slobbering is a deformity, a defect, that non-deformed dogs do not do any more than cats.
      >untreatable deadly diseases from your dog licking your face.
      consider: don't have AIDS. the same immunocompromised with this issue can get the same shit from cats (its in ALL dog and cat saliva, period), and more deadly manifestations of toxo as well.

      t. owned 3 cats, 2 dogs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >felines will rub their faces on almost everything to mark territory.
        And you kiss your (non-existent) girlfriend in order to acclimate both your bodies to the same bacterias and viruses. Behaviors don't lose emotional meaning because they have a material function, you fricking moron. And you mark things as yours which you like, not which you barely tolerate you stupid c**t.
        >stop anthropomorphizing
        Stop your anthropocentrism. Oh there's a big word for you too!
        >they do have a smile
        Almost all mammals have a "smile", its just hard to tell from a lot of other expressions which can signify even aggression. Tigers have a "smile". If a mammal is relaxed most of the time it'll let its jaw slack open and show a small amount of teeth (which is also why only morons tell you not to smile to animals). Its basic mammalian nervous system programming, just like how almost every animal will close their eyes when they feel really good, because that allows you to focus on the feeling.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          why so angry mean and rude? you seem unhinged compared to the anon you're talking to... sort of underlining ops point (that l do not share by the way)
          just pointing this out in hopes of creating a better environment onn /an in the future
          l know you will respond with something vile so l wont check back

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So true sister. This toxic environment NEEDS to stop yesterday. Do better, anons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cats are stupid you dumb moron redditor. do you know why we had caturday? its because cats are stupid and do stupid things.

      fricking redditors and there "omg cats are little people and super smart" shit no, cats are dumb. they are the dumbest animal you can keep in your house without it shitting directly on the floor uncontrollably. that's what they're for. unintelligence = entertainment.

      >felines will rub their faces on almost everything to mark territory.
      And you kiss your (non-existent) girlfriend in order to acclimate both your bodies to the same bacterias and viruses. Behaviors don't lose emotional meaning because they have a material function, you fricking moron. And you mark things as yours which you like, not which you barely tolerate you stupid c**t.
      >stop anthropomorphizing
      Stop your anthropocentrism. Oh there's a big word for you too!
      >they do have a smile
      Almost all mammals have a "smile", its just hard to tell from a lot of other expressions which can signify even aggression. Tigers have a "smile". If a mammal is relaxed most of the time it'll let its jaw slack open and show a small amount of teeth (which is also why only morons tell you not to smile to animals). Its basic mammalian nervous system programming, just like how almost every animal will close their eyes when they feel really good, because that allows you to focus on the feeling.

      basic mammal programming? oxytocin is basic mammal programming for love.

      cats dont produce any more oxytocin in response to their owner than they do for their favorite chair. dogs, birds, and even horses produce a shitton in response to their favorite person. a cat has an owner. a horse, dog, or bird has a favorite person they voluntarily stay with. a cat is enslaved and conditioned. a bird, horse, or dog is a companion.

      well, technically, a bird has a mate. not a mere favorite. i dont like birds that much. seems creepy to have a pet that naturally wants to frick you. dogs have been living with us for 30-40k years and don't have a natural sexual attraction to humans. even wild birds develop it. remember this when you talk to bird owners.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol reddit really does live in your head rent free
        holy shit hahahahaha

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. redditard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogs have been living with us for 30-40k years and don't have a natural sexual attraction to humans
        fricking lmao. male dogs love human females more. care to guess why?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          source: l made it up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its because cats are stupid and do stupid things.
        This is wrong. Cats are pretty much exactly as intelligent as you would expect an animal of that type and size. The difference is that its reflexes are so fricking sharp and honed that despite having a slower consciousness than humans (about 9% slower) its actions can seem really uncanny and appropriate, and so we lump them with animals which are much smarter than what they should be at given their type and size.
        Its not that cats are dumb its that we compare them mostly with animals which are very intelligent.

        >basic mammal programming? oxytocin is basic mammal programming for love.
        The chemical quantity is not the qualia, you fricking moron.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are anti-cat posts always like
    >insane cat strawman that doesn’t remotely resemble any cat I’ve encountered in real life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      routine huffing of dog anal glands will do that to ya

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember to report and ignore this low effort troll thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And posts like yours.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs
    >loud
    >constantly require attention
    >need to walk it every day or have a large fenced yard
    >have to pick up its shit by hand
    >drool everywhere
    >have to play with it
    Cats
    >generally pretty quiet
    >does not need attention but will seek it out if desired
    >don't need to take it for walks or have a yard for it to play in
    >shits in a box that you can dump out
    >doesn't drool
    >playing with it consists of waving around a piece of string (which can also be attached to the ceiling or something) as opposed to sitting there throwing a toy over and over again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      everywhere
      This is the worst part. And throwing themselves over people to rub their wet noses on our feet our even lick'em.

      Dog smell is also way worse than cat smell

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mastiff/hound problems

        i dont keep moronic dogs so i dont have moronic problems. all spitzes. 0 drool. 0 mess. and they smell great.

        mastiffs, hounds, and most collies were not meant to be pets. spitzes were invented by true white men and honorary aryans to be working companions instead of outdoor farm animals. i've heard spaniels are pretty polite too.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom's tomcat never bit or swiped once in its life. he's also tolerant, i have to deliberately annoy him, smother him to make him growl. i only did it a couple of times just to test his limits. the problem with cats is that they can end up like what you described but it's completely unfair to say all cats are like that. most cats I've met were great with only a couple being utter c**ts, usually the males are the nice ones

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't hate cats but [boilerplate redditor talking points]
    Wauf is a cat website

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a gay pedo website

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the tourists.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sweet esl summer child

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well that's because you showed up

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dogs like being dirty, they will roll in shit or a carcass
    it's just how they are, they mask their scent by instinct
    cats don't roll in dirt, they don't interact with shit and they keep a clean fur coat
    this is just how they are, they do not benefit from a dirty fur

    considering this, cats are a clean animal and dog is a dirty one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dog never does any of that. I see cats roll in dirt all the time. Both animals scavenge and eat rodents, but only cats are guaranteed to interact directly with their shit. ALL cats touch turds and piss while burying it, especially if they use a litterbox.

      Cats do not keep a truly clean coat. They periodically wipe it off with spit to disrupt their scent trail in case another animal is hunting them, but the cats fur is not clean. It still needs bathed and brushed.

      The worst case scenario has a dog of poor stock and nonexistent training as the dirtiest, but a good dog is cleaner than any cat. This tracks, since dogs are useful animals to us humans, and cats are just tolerable vermin, like rabbits.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cats sniff butts too. Additionally I have never had a dog with fleas but it seems every cat gets fleas at least once. Maybe it’s because dogs get cleaned properly and cats grooming is just surface level licking

        Once i started bathing my cats they never got fleas again.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's probably because they chase all kinds of animals and engage in fights with each other outside. easy vectors in those situations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cats don't roll in dirt
      factually wrong
      source: my cat every summer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My cat loves to get covered in dust rolling in gravel, I think it might be similar to the way chickens use dust to clean themselves.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >check one of the studies cited in the article
    >read abstract
    >sample size: 78
    lel

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cats are very kind and show happy affectionate behavior when they see us.

    If you keep either dogs or cats, you will be in some contact of feces flakes, this is not avoidable. Cats are cleaner in the sense that they self groom, burry their poo and pee, and are not coprophags which dogs are.

    IMO both cats and dogs are an affectionate pet that communicates with you, and make your life happier.
    Dogs are much higher demand (if you have a full time job, you can't realy keep a companion dog) and can go with you on adventures, while cats are low demand and you will mostly just enjoying their company at home.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cats are actually much dirtier
      >”self groom”
      Not immediately after being soiled and its more like they smear themselves with spit. It gets worse if you think they never need bathed or brushed. They do.
      >bury shit
      This is the bad part. They touch shit and piss with their paws and then walk all over for hours before “washing”. It’s like if a dog were stepping on its own shit every single time.
      >dont eat shit
      Most dogs don’t. It’s more likely for a cat to eat a diseased animal especially if you let them out. All cats will do this as a rule. Give them a sick animal and they eat it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the myth that cats are clean needs some context. among islamics and other savages, they are required to wipe their face off before entering the satanic temple so they do not dishonor the devil, or as they call him, a-lah. dogs do not wipe their own faces off, they have another dog do it for them. that is not what the devil asked. cats do. therefore, cats are ritually clean, whether or not they are truly hygienic. furthermore dogs frighten evil spirits, so islamic angels (the same as christian demons) do not enter buildings with dogs.

        the second factor is related to the behavior of neglected dogs and antiquated cultural circumstances where no one had running water and even humans were unlikely to bathe more than once a week, usually less. once in europe every dog anyone knew was a shaggy mastiff mutant that roamed free with a bunch of sheep. predictably these were not clean dogs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought about this the other day when and islamic mother and children were at my work absolutely reeking of stale piss
          I had to keep walking away to catch my breath

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fellow schizo here, what is your stance on gnostics and their relations with animals?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are much easier to take care of day to day, which is why people who cant really take care of themselves often get them

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are just harder to own than dogs. Dogs love you for free, cats have their own rules that you have to follow if you want to build a bond with them. You have to pay more attention to their body language and understand them a lot better than you have to understand a dog. My friend's cat will come when she calls him because she spent the time to build that bond with him. A lot of people are too careless to even understand this, which is why you get people who think "cats are just dicks". If you're one of those people, then you don't need to have a cat. Just get a dog instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Cats are the ones who actually love you. Dogs just love you by default because they are hardwired to do that. You really need to earn a cat's love, just like a real person.

      Cats are the true thinking man pet because you need effort, unlike a stupid dog.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow so hard you feed it and it meows at you and hopefully doesnt shit in your bed
        What a special bond
        Lmao homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Lol no. You have it backwards. Cats like
          me instantly. Maybe animals know you suck but dogs are wily enough to extort you for food?

          Dogtards seething.
          They know dogs can't truly love them because it's just domesticated instinct, not a thoughtful relation of bonding.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thats a weird way to describe toxoplasmosis but ok

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, rely on memes because truth is too scary for you.

              Your dog doesn't "love" you, he's just bred and programmed to be clingy to anyone who gives him food and lives in the same house as he do. If you give him to someone else, he will be acting the same way he did with you within a week.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Dogtards seething.
                They know dogs can't truly love them because it's just domesticated instinct, not a thoughtful relation of bonding.

                Cool it with the enlightenment, supreme eugene lmfao

                Pic related its you

                PS: I got my cat by trapping my neighbors. He instantly loved me. All i did was hand out canned tuna. Such a thoughtful animal!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your mother doesn't love you it's all hormones troon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Cats are the ones who actually love you. Dogs just love you by default because they are hardwired to do that. You really need to earn a cat's love, just like a real person.

      Cats are the true thinking man pet because you need effort, unlike a stupid dog.

      Lol no. You have it backwards. Cats like
      me instantly. Maybe animals know you suck but dogs are wily enough to extort you for food?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat smell is the deal breaker for me
    You have to be mentally ill to not notice it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Cat smell" is actually dirty litter smell. It can be entirely avoided
      >using kiln dried wood litter (tree oils must be burned off to be safe)
      >wide tall open litter boxes
      >deep rubber prong mats in front of boxes
      >scoop litter often
      >owning 2+ litter boxes (ideally stainless steel)
      >dumping and cleaning the litter boxes weekly
      Using anything besides kiln dried wood litter and just generally being a lazy negligent moronic owner who never cleans will make that "cat smell". Healthy outdoor cats don't smell. Cat litter is a moronic scam on the same tier as printer ink you can buy massive bags of appropriate wood pellets for dirt cheap it's the same logic as using sawdust for messes at schools.
      t. dog person who adopted abandoned cat and figured this out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        I learned this totally free, zero work hack called not having a cat that works better than anything suggested so far

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. all dogs are angels

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strawman

      I have diadain for cat owners and support the unconditional genocide of all mastiff breeds and their close relatives (such as bulldog terrier mutts)

      Cats are cool pets like lizards and like lizards they are also dumb and useless. They dont love you they like your body heat. Tegus and cats are basically the same pet. All the worship cats receive is based on now disproven info made up by superstitious africans so only liberals continue to engage in it. And lord it is always a liberal. The meow of a cat is the same frequency as a baby’s cry, and their facial proportions have evolved away from a wildcats to mimic human infants. Technically cats are a harmless brood parasite that just gives you worms and makes your house a little dirty.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs don't love you either you moron. It's just forced dependency from years of inbreeding. You are just a living vending machine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Science proved dogs actually love you. They’re social mammals. Love is a requirement for their existence.

          [...]
          This is such a stupid argument. Both animals can love you. It just so happens that love and dependency are closely related, and animals don't have the social nuance to try and pretend they're not (the way people usually do)

          Explain why I love my dog despite being rich and popular. I don’t need them. I have more friends than them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs don't love you either you moron. It's just forced dependency from years of inbreeding. You are just a living vending machine

        This is such a stupid argument. Both animals can love you. It just so happens that love and dependency are closely related, and animals don't have the social nuance to try and pretend they're not (the way people usually do)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >diadain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pure leddit argument

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one got me good. Like those satire articles that say shit like, "When we questioned him about this, Liam Neeson stated, 'This is my private bathroom, get the hell out.'"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man I wish parrot snakes were easier to breed in captivity, don’t think anyone’s cracked the code yet.

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