>Spontaneously appears on bread and almost every form of food >Pretty much impossible for it not to appear on bread after a certain period of time, Fungai are that embeded into the foodchain
Fungai that can tolerate the human body temperature and immune system when?
they already do. people get fungal infections all the time.
human cordyceps probably wouldn't do anything major because humans are so dense and social already that it would do fine just sprouting from the skin like mushroom acne, living in hair follicles or something.
>AUGHH I just feel so ANGRY at the world all the time I just...I just need to PROOOOTEST! >GOOD I LOVE PROOOOTESTING SO MUCH! The bigger the better! >I don't even care who I'm with or what side I'm on anymore, I just want to PROOOOTEST
I belief it.
For a non toxic alternative, you have Amanita ceasaria. The name comes from it being a mushroom fit for a king.
Found some in Poland once, but wasn't confident enough IDing them from memory and had no book or internet.
Had Amanita muscaria though. Easily a top 3 mushroom.
Would add chanterelles and parasol
I used to live in a place where these grew wild and I always looked forward to foraging for them with friends and then just frying a whole pile of them up.
Are Fungi immortal? Can they catch diseases?
those are cubes my friend
>COOMS
Immaculate, thanks fungi
>Spontaneously appears on bread and almost every form of food
>Pretty much impossible for it not to appear on bread after a certain period of time, Fungai are that embeded into the foodchain
Fungai that can tolerate the human body temperature and immune system when?
they already do. people get fungal infections all the time.
human cordyceps probably wouldn't do anything major because humans are so dense and social already that it would do fine just sprouting from the skin like mushroom acne, living in hair follicles or something.
So this is how the fungi takeover. Not with a zombie apocalypse, but with a bad case of dandruff.
>AUGHH I just feel so ANGRY at the world all the time I just...I just need to PROOOOTEST!
>GOOD I LOVE PROOOOTESTING SO MUCH! The bigger the better!
>I don't even care who I'm with or what side I'm on anymore, I just want to PROOOOTEST
Imagine the smell
its a hollywood fantasy
also the chinese are eating cordyceps for a long time and nothing happens
God I want to fuck a female clicker. Not because I can't get a woman. I do genuinely find them attractive.
Don't Cordyceps target muscles and not the brain? So, it is not really mind control but body control while mind is still intact.
Which mushroom is the tastiest?
Those ones that grow on your toenails
the forbidden cheese taste
People who have eaten death caps have said they were the tastiest mushrooms they ever ate.
I belief it.
For a non toxic alternative, you have Amanita ceasaria. The name comes from it being a mushroom fit for a king.
Found some in Poland once, but wasn't confident enough IDing them from memory and had no book or internet.
Had Amanita muscaria though. Easily a top 3 mushroom.
Would add chanterelles and parasol
maybe only eat 1-2 gr to taste it ?
Is permanent organ damage worth it to you?
golden chanterelles are too based. My all time favourite mushroom.
All the brown ones
Psilocybe
just fry them first
Supposedly Green Quilt is in the top league.
lives underground as part of the largest organism on earth
>sleep underground for 3 years
>wake up suddenly
>sporulate nonstop for a week
>refuse to elaborate
>die
>die
Not really
more like
>sleep underground for 3 years
>suddenly grow a boner
>coom nonstop for a week
>refuse to elaborate
>go back to step 1
literally me
>*appears deliciously*
I used to live in a place where these grew wild and I always looked forward to foraging for them with friends and then just frying a whole pile of them up.
It looks like it contains THE BLUE
*disappears the next day*