>*appears spontaneously*

>*appears spontaneously*

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are Fungi immortal? Can they catch diseases?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    those are cubes my friend

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >COOMS

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Immaculate, thanks fungi

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spontaneously appears on bread and almost every form of food
    >Pretty much impossible for it not to appear on bread after a certain period of time, Fungai are that embeded into the foodchain
    Fungai that can tolerate the human body temperature and immune system when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they already do. people get fungal infections all the time.

      human cordyceps probably wouldn't do anything major because humans are so dense and social already that it would do fine just sprouting from the skin like mushroom acne, living in hair follicles or something.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So this is how the fungi takeover. Not with a zombie apocalypse, but with a bad case of dandruff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >AUGHH I just feel so ANGRY at the world all the time I just...I just need to PROOOOTEST!
        >GOOD I LOVE PROOOOTESTING SO MUCH! The bigger the better!
        >I don't even care who I'm with or what side I'm on anymore, I just want to PROOOOTEST

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its a Hollywood fantasy
      also the chinese are eating cordyceps for a long time and nothing happens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God I want to frick a female clicker. Not because I can't get a woman. I do genuinely find them attractive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its a hollywood fantasy
      also the chinese are eating cordyceps for a long time and nothing happens

      Don't Cordyceps target muscles and not the brain? So, it is not really mind control but body control while mind is still intact.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which mushroom is the tastiest?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those ones that grow on your toenails

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the forbidden cheese taste

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People who have eaten death caps have said they were the tastiest mushrooms they ever ate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I belief it.
        For a non toxic alternative, you have Amanita ceasaria. The name comes from it being a mushroom fit for a king.
        Found some in Poland once, but wasn't confident enough IDing them from memory and had no book or internet.
        Had Amanita muscaria though. Easily a top 3 mushroom.
        Would add chanterelles and parasol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe only eat 1-2 gr to taste it ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is permanent organ damage worth it to you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      golden chanterelles are too based. My all time favourite mushroom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the brown ones

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Psilocybe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just fry them first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly Green Quilt is in the top league.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lives underground as part of the largest organism on earth

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sleep underground for 3 years
    >wake up suddenly
    >sporulate nonstop for a week
    >refuse to elaborate
    >die

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >die
      Not really

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >sleep underground for 3 years
      >suddenly grow a boner
      >coom nonstop for a week
      >refuse to elaborate
      >go back to step 1

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*appears deliciously*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to live in a place where these grew wild and I always looked forward to foraging for them with friends and then just frying a whole pile of them up.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it contains THE BLUE

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *disappears the next day*

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