Anyone here want to share pet store greentexts Posted on July 25, 2022 by Anonymous Anyone here want to share pet store greentexts
>work at a pet store with a hydrotherapy pool
>giant signs everywhere that say no humans allowed in the water
>disgusting old hag comes with her disgusting rat dog
>obviously not socialized, she insists he isn't reactive (it is)
>She gets the dog in the water and it is swimming fine so I go back up front to do my job and tell her she can grab me if she needs anything
>look at the camera 3 minutes later and she is fully in the water not just wading, swimming in the water that has a thick top coat of dog hair from the whole week.
>ma'am, no people are allowed in the water
>pretends to not hear me 3 times, or maybe she didn't because she's 1000 years old
>when she does hear me she stares at me and says nothing and slowly gets out of the pool
>her dog wasn't even in the pool
>she says nothing and neither do I because what am I supposed to say
>she walks through the store sopping wet fully clothed holding her stupid dog to leave
>an hour later my boss gets a call from her yelling saying she is going to sue for emotional distress and humiliation, claims I was part of a group of gang stalkers trying to find ways to humiliate her
>I hate old people
>die you rotting bitch.
Sounds overwhelmingly retarded anon. I can only hope this was years ago and she's long gone by now.
How is schizophrenia even real this just sounds like a comedy skit rather than an actual person choosing to swim in a dog pool
>Go to Petstore with dog
>Some guy lets his dog loose in the store
>He's laughing, his dog is being a nuisance, I make sure to shield my dog with my body if it comes close to us
>A store associate tells him he needs to hold onto his dog in the store
>He enters ragemode.jpg
>While he was losing it at the employee his dog ran out of the store and into the parking lot
>He was able to secure the dog (with help) and came back into the store to file a complaint against the store employee because he 'distracted him and nearly got his dog killed'
why are people like this
I have one
>Walk into Petsmart with my Lab
>He's a puppy, still training, but very well behaved
>We're just grabbing food and toys
>Dude lets his dog pull towards mine, he's laughing, clearly unable to control his dog
>"Oh he's friendly"
>Tell him I'm trying to avoid my dog having leash reactivity and to please pull his back
>He gets offended, calls me racists against pitbulls (???)
>I nope the fuck out of there
why are people so fucking entitled to let their poorly trained dogs interact with others even when there's a damn good reason not to
>Dropped my dog off for a groom
>Go to pick her up an hour later
>While I'm in the waiting area a woman enters with a Vizla
>The Vizla charges me, bites my arm, rips the skin, I bleed
>Woman is freaking out (useless)
>I rip my arm away and am escorted into the back where the groom manager (?) calls animal control
>Turns out this was the third time this dog had bitten someone (previous victims were a random woman and a toddler)
>Dog is put down, I need stitches
>Never go back to Petsmart
>Go to Petsmart with my dog, a rough collie
>We're looking at treats when we hear some barking coming from a few miles over
>My dog is immediately interested
>Morbidly obese Karen and her golden-doodle come wobbling up the aisle
>Notice that her dog is breathing strangely, wearing a diaper
>My dog is immediately interested
>"OH SORRY SHE'S IN HEAT BUT I COULDNT JUST LEAVE HER HOME HEEHEE"
>"GO SAY HI PRINCESS"
>She lets her dog off leash
>Immediately pick up my boy and sprint out the store
>Calls me a "PRUDISH BITCH" as I escape
What kind of fucking moron brings an in-heat dog into a public space full well knowing there'll be other dogs there? My only guess is that she wanted her dog to get pregnant, or that she's just really, really fucking dumb
women have rape fetishes
why didn't you let your boy get his dick wet? Do you think he'll get sent to the pound for dog rape and have to pay puppy support?
why should my dog be allowed to have sex if I can't?
He's not fixed (he's a show dog) so that would literally be me throwing money away as he's usually studded out for $1200 a breed
friend of mine had his dog get another pregnant, and he literally had to pay 'puppy support' because the owner couldn't afford the dogs and it was 'his dogs fault'
they live in the south so
>we live in such a cucked matriarchy that you even have to pay puppy support if your dog fucks another dog
i hate bitches so much bros..
from what my friend told me, the person wanted to sell the puppies because friends "DAWG WAS JUSSO PURDY" (a purebred great pyr)
the female dog, on the other hand, was a pitbull.
He just let his pit near the farm without permission and of course she got pregnant. Then pibbul owner got pissed when he couldn't afford vet bills. It was some fucked up bullshit. My friend even got in trouble with the breeder because he didn't pay for a breeding contract (though after hearing what happened they understood and backed off).
>tonight on Judy Justice
>purebred great pyr
Checks out, my white trash neighbors embarked on a years long journey to breed Great Pyrenees dogs and it has been tragic. They refuse to spay/neuter any of their pets because they're always just on the brink of some harebrained moneymaking scheme.
do they really let you bring full grown steers and shit into petsco
>go to local pet store one day
>discover cute little birds
>they are zebra finches
>decide to purchase the birds and some stuff
>they eat breakfast when I eat breakfast
>easier to care for than fish
>beep with them
>they beep back
>they enjoy music like me!
i love little birds. they bring me joy every day with their little songs. I never had a pet before.
>go to pet shop for crickets
>I just finished paying and I'm putting my card away when I hear an ungodly screeching.
>by instinct I run towards the sound
>Pitbull had bitten and latched onto a border collies neck and was shaking its head.
>Both dog owners are women and both are absolutely clueless.
>Had gun but shooting a dog for attacking another dog in public = Negligent discharge.
>Some biker dude runs up and slashes the Pitbull's neck with a fixed blade knife.
>Pitbull lets go and runs down the isle with what looked like a garden hose of bright red blood spraying onto the floor.
>Pitbull gets to end of isle, Turns around and starts barking at the crowd around the injured Collie, Still spraying blood.
>I watched the owner chase the Pitbull around the store for a good 2 minutes, still dripping blood and it was still walking on its own as she took it to her car and left.
>A few customers ran after her and took pics of her license plate but idk if anything happened to her.
>Other dog was ok, The owner rushed it to her car and said she was taking it to an animal hospital.
Collie probably started it
literally daydream about this at least once a week. killing a shitbull is on my bucket list
I saw a fat autistic girl cry over the baby frogs at my local petco a few weeks ago; she was cooing over them. To be fair, frogs are based.
>be me, a neolithic european farmer
>love my wife and the opportunities we both have in newly made society
>love my sons and daughters equally
>proto indo europeans show up one day
>"did you know women are actually the worst, and vastly inferior to men?"
>9,000 years later my descendant makes this post after watching too much Sargon of Applebees
>>love my sons and daughters equally
Never happened any moment in pre-modern history
>love betta fish
>going with friend to store next to petco
>pop into petco first to see bettas
>about 2/3 of them are sick or dead
>have read 3 books about bettas at this point in my life
>start explaining what is wrong with each one and handing them off to her
>making a scene but don't care because I'm annoyed
>manager has arms full of horrific betta death cups
>skinnyfat male worker comes up behind us and looms over me, clearly trying to look intimidating (he's taller than me but has a gut and no shoulders or pecs) "Is there a problem here?"
>I tell him "Yeah there's a problem, more than half these fish are sick or dead, how often are you guys doing water changes?"
>My friend comes up now, friend is a body builder, 6'3 and covered in tattoos
>looms over skinnyfat
>skinnyfat mumbles some shit and walks away
>I explain to manager how to treat velvet, ich and swim bladder
>manager disappears into back room with sick fish
>my friend and I leave the store
>sad feels when I realize she probably just killed the fish/left them to die after we left
>At Pet Supplies Plus with mom and her toy Yorkie
>Turn down treat aisle
>3 morons with a massive red nose pitbull blocking aisle
>Pit notices Yorkie in our shopping cart
>Begins salivating and pulling at it's leash
>Mom and I give the band of orcs a dirty look before walking out.
>Inb4 mods cry racism. This did actually happen and is not just empty anti pit/nog bait
You and your mother committed an act of animal cruelty by not feeding that poor sweet starving pibbles
>would always go wander around the local pet store next to beauty shop my sister worked at growing up
>owner had his 2 huge pythons in a large enclosure in the back of the store so people could watch them
>also owned a blue macaw that sat in the middle of the store and could come and go outside of his cage and loved to talk to customers
>both pythons regularly escaped their enclosure
>the Macaw would scream a mixture of cuss words, the owners name, fucking snake, and "it wants to eat me" any time it spotted the lighter colored python loose
>at the same time he'd flap his wings, squawk, and say pretty snake any time he saw the dark colored python lose
>the light colored python almost always tried to get the parrot and had raided the ferrets and guinea pigs multiple times if it escaped at night
>other python just liked to chill around the store
Placed closed down in the early 2000s but I kinda wonder if the owner still has the bird, he was a treat.
You sound like a complete gay lmao. Men ARE more violent and this is BASED and GOOD.
>found what I was looking for and took a look at the rodents and reptiles before checkout
>spot escaped mouse under terrarium rack
>tell employee, she thought I was joking
>takes a look and sees it. Thanks me.
>I get on with my day
That's about it.
>near me there was a pet store called Tonys Pet Shop
>yes, Tonys, there was no apostrophe
>store smells worse than Bridgeport CT dog pound
>tony looks like retired goomba from direct-to-video punisher movie
>eyy how you doin eyy
>ask if he's got any kittens
>eyy dey's inna back
>smell is worse back there
>wall of beat up cages likely scavenged from big pharma animal testing/torture lab
>inside are some bedraggled kittens and puppies
>a siamese kitten lifts its head as we approach
>hear grunting from back of store
>some kind of warty pig is snuffling about behind chicken wire
>a kid and his dad come in
>"this snake you sold us won't eat"
>eyy lessee if we can't fix that eyy gabbagool
>Tony fishes a pink baby mouse out of a big rubbermaid with a soup ladle
>tosses in the box with the snake
>baby mouse struggles feebly
>snake is interested
>we all stare in horror
>eyy let's give them some privacy baddabing baddaboom
>Tony covers the snake box with some old rag
>we leave in great haste
>a week later, drive by the strip mall
>Tonys Pet Store is gone, replaced by Chinese takeout
>wonder if all the animals ended up as Chinese takeout
>mfw all of this
>Be kid from Europe
>Have family in US we regularly visit
>Go to Petsmart to look at the cool pets they have
>See an older couple in an aisle
>They're pushing a stroller
>Walk by and just take a glance at it
>I kid you not there's a fucking joey (baby kangaroo) in there
>It's even wearing fucking baby clothes (with a hole for the tail)
>I'm in shock, I could tell it was real but couldn't believe it
>They gladly show it to me
>Everyone in the aisle comes around to look at this dressed-up joey in a stroller
They'll let you bring fuckin anything into PetSmart
that's staged dumbass
Kangaroo is delicious
I live in poland, technically I have online shops, but how big is cat section in the USA? Here it's shit comparing to dogs
Stores are usually at least 50% dog, maybe 25% cat, 10-15% "other" and then the fish aisle.
In my pet shop our fish aisle got whittled down until it was 2 ends of an aisle. We sold lots of fish, but didn't sell enough to even get a good tank going. It sucked having to tell customers to go elsewhere to set up their tank because we dont have the suitable things for it.
>Go to small busses locally owned pet store
>browse around the store to look at the animals
>guy comes up to me and ask "How can I help you?"
>ask him "Do you have any betta fish?"
>he shows me the betta fish
>all but one are alive
>he removes the dead male betta
>shows me rasboras instead
>look at lambchop rasbora
>gets more ghost shrimp
wdym I wouldn't know. all dogs like me tho
They creep me out
I dated a petsmart worker for a bit. She broke up with me because my girlfriend wasn't feeding my cats raw food diet (personally I think it was because sex was so stilted and awkward too, I'm a boob man and I couldn't touch her boobs, but she decided to make THIS the fucking thing).
Said woman had 5 cats at one point, all of which she adopted from their cat adoption program, and all of which were confined to the living room she shared with 2 roommates. They have behavioral problems out the ass and are always scraggly and wild looking.
>Because I wasn't*
>I couldn't touch her boobs
FTM, didn't pass at all, which is the only reason I was able to do it. She wouldn't shave her pits, but I've never minded hair on my women.
I put up with the pronoun thing out of respect, but now that she's out of my life I don't really care too much. I never saw her as a man, no matter how badly she wanted me and others to. Want to be a man? Go get a job in a meat grinder somewhere instead of using your cuteness to get into management positions.
I'm a female petsmart employee. AMA
How do crickets make you feel?
creepy soph, i was just in 4t
cute show the uniform
This is Wauf not Reddit. Just say you are a PetSmart employee you fucking attention slut.
Tits pressed against the glass of the reptile cage or gtfo
god, I would breed you everyday.
are their pets actually smart or is it just marketing nonsense?
idk man sounds u generalize way more than she does
>take dog to get nails clipped
>she has an anal explosion on the Stacy doing the grooming
Unless you're stabbing it under the throat or in the neck, that knife will piss it off more than make it let go of anything.
>go to petsmart
>see kid (probably early teenage) arguing with her mom about what fish to get
>insists on getting koi and only gives up when the worker tells her and the mom how freaking big they get
>later I see them in the line at checkout
>kid says to her mom, "When this fish dies I'm getting a better one."
Fuck moms who buy pets
Fuck moms who buy pets
Fuck moms who buy pets
WWYD if you saw this?
Petcock somehow manages to be far more ghetto than any Petshart within the same location
>NOTHING CAN STOP THESE ANIMALS
I can think of something
Nothing. Definition of not my problem right there. I'd get whatever bullshit I was buying and leave.
>check his r*ddit account
>he has a husky
He took a video of the incident.
I like how absolutely no one in the photo looks surprised.
This guy is so fucking mad that facts say that men are the more violent and cruel sex.
>B-b-but my mommy made me clean my room once! All women are bitches!
>buy dog some treats
>give dog treats
>dog wags his tail
So I'm not wrong in assuming every other man will assault me until proven otherwise? Statistically speaking of course.
>went to see the ferrets
>three encloses are there, but no ferrets
>ask cashier "hey, where's the danger noodles?"
>he chuckles a bit and says they all got sick and died
They are called danger noodles because they live dangerously, anon.
can we have one fucking thread without it becoming /whg/-woman hate general or /bg/- bestiality general
handsome schizophrenic here. I _will_ start a sex cult and you cannot stop me
Godspeed, anon. Make us proud.
>Anon sharing a bad store experience with women resulted in all this shitflinging
Anyway, I remember my neighborhood Petco selling a horseshoe crab back in 2016. More recently, I remember how they nuked their entire freshwater stock back during the moss ball zebra mussel panic in late 2020/early 2021.
Aren't horseshoe crabs endangered?
I once tutored a kid whose family was obsessed with animals and had about 20 or so different pets in the house. He told me he took a horseshoe crab off the beach and brought it home and now it's his pet.
Both you retards are as pathetic as each other for caring about this pedantic shit so much.
>this man has a wider jaw therefore he rapes animals
>you're like Hitler for stating statistical facts
These are way more dangerous than literally anything I've said previously. Stop using false concern with however my words make you feel and projecting them on others. I assure you, the only people upset about what I'm saying is low iq men.
I disagree. I think initial distinction is very, very important, and THEN you can go more specific.
Dogs are more dangerous than cats. Okay, we got that out of the way, so what dogs specifically?
Both statements are true. Both are important.
That being said stupid men have no physical differences to not stupid men, so the statement men are more cruel than women holds more water than the dog thing. Dangerous dogs are more physically distinct to normal dogs than stupid men are to regular men, so the comparison falls apart a bit there.
When I say important I mean in general, not really important to this specific conversation it's actually fairly irrelevant.
>Saying women are bitches is like saying housecats meow.
At least the other anon is trying.
hes right. pretty much all women are bitches. non bitchy women are a wastebasket category.
there is no way to estimate how bitchy a woman will be until she starts talking.
There is no way to estimate how cruel a man is until he assaults you.
>I'VE NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN
We get it.
I'm not saying dogs kill people. I'm saying dogs are more dangerous than cats as a general comparison. Is this incorrect?
But nothing. Am i wrong, yes or no?
>Its only use is making emotional arguments to persuade retards into doing and believing irrational, unproductive things
Then why are you trying to do the same thing the other way around? Women are more cruel than men is exacrly the same thing I am claiming just with no evidence.
I'm not claiming anyone should fear dogs. Or men. I'm just stating a fact.
It's a fact men are more cruel than women. It's a fact dogs are more dangerous than cats. I'm not saying anyone should be cruel to men or dogs because of these facts. These are just statements of fact. Other people's reactions to these statements, such as yours, are not my issue or my fault
No need to be so emotional about it. I thought we were having a nice discussion, but you decided to throw a tantrum. Good one.
>working in pet shop
>some guy asks for rats
>sure dude what size is your cage
>what size is your cage. Do you have a picture?
>oh ok well is it one we sell maybe you can show me
>can't I just buy the rats?
>no mate not without some confirmation of where they're gonna stay
>I should be able to just buy them. They are on sale right?
>nope our store policy is we have to have some kind of confirmation that you have a set up ready for them
>retard walks out
He came back in for mice and did the same thing. I think he wanted to feed them to snakes or some shit. I dealt w him both times. He stank so bad.
it's so easy to get live feeders at reptile stores. what a dingus
Why didn't he just ask for feeder mice?
What a retard
> Be me.
> Little brother wants a pet cat despite our previous cat dying from cancer. RIP
> Go to the animal shelter to adopt a cat.
> Due to a meet and greet between my pet dog and calico cat.
> Dog and cat got along.
> Didn't bring a carrier so I end up spending money on that cardboard carrier.
> Didn't have any pet supplies so we when to the Pet Supermarket.
> Pet Supermarket had all the supplies but my brother complained so we went to PetSmart.
> My brother complain again so we when to Petco.
> Got some of the supplies but my brother wasn't satisfied so we when to Ross and Walmart.
> Wasted 2-3 hours on the road for pet supplies because my brother to picky.
> Bring the cat home.
> Brother didn't like the cat's previous name, Betsy so he was going to rename her Ching Ching.
> Had to stop him and tell him to rename the cat something else.
> Next day I come home from work and receive a text from him.
> Brother was at school and ask me to send a video of his cat.
> The cat was laying in my bedroom on my Webkinz.
> Sent the video to him.
> He threatens to beat me up.
Your little brother needs to be beaten every now and then
This guy is right what the fuck are you doing letting your brother be such a spoiled piece of shit
How is this even real? Are you black? Push-over
judging by how his brother writes, Id say yes
Can you morons just post funny stories about seeing retards at Petco?
Yes this is true.
Let's say you're making the argument of dogs vs cats.
Dogs attack and kill people more than cats, therefore dogs are more dangerous than cats. That's it. Thats all.
>but this subset of dogs is where most of the danger comes from!
Doesn't matter for the specific argument of 'dogs are more dangerous than cats'. It's irrelevant to that specific conversation and bringing it up is defensive and deflecting. Bulldogs are still dogs and still add to that statistic. Stupid men are still men.
They're perfectly valid, they're just not important for the point I'm trying to make.
I'm not claiming stupid men abuse animals more. I'm claiming men abuse animals more, and statistics back me up.
Tbh it seems like you're getting pissy that you're included in that category and insisting there HAS to be subcategories in order to distance yourself from being included. There does not.
Rest assured, I'm not targeting you specifically for your gender. I'm just making a general, true statement. You don't have to take it so personally and try so desperately to remove yourself from your own gender.
Sexbots cannot come soon enough
Emotional language will get you nowhere, man. I need some evidence for your claims.
There is no evidence that suggests violent crime all comes from low iq men.
A European is a European. If you want to talk SPECIFICALLY about eastern Europe then you'll specify that. Otherwise Europe is Europe. And men are men. If i wanted to talk about stupid men specifically then I would.
>women was mean to me one time therefore women are more cruel than men
I'm gonna need some sources for that claim chief. There is no evidence, that I have seen, thst suggest women are more 'socially cruel' than men. Mainly because that phrase is meaningless.
Iq certainly is a difference but it doesn't change the fact a man is a man. A stupid man is still a man.
It's not whataboutism when the facts disagree with your opinion
>women are more cruel than men
>animal abuse statistics disagree
>assault & battery charges disagree
>spousal abuse statistics disagree
>paedophilia statistics disagree
Bestiality automatically comes under animal abuse in civilized countries.
No true scotsman fallacy. Iq is irrelevant, men committed those crimes.
Only the smartest dogfuckers are white, we only partake in premium dog pussy
>work in chain pet shop in the UK
>no not that one
>be fish girl
>I know about fish
>refuse at least 10 people a week for not having a suitable enough tank for Fish
>usually families who want goldfish in a 10l they just bought
>one family comes in one time
>grandfather, father, two kids
>they came in for 2 bettas for the kids
>nice size tank, been set up for a month, all good
>the grandfather wants fish too
>refuses to tell me the size of the tank let alone show me a picture
>he wanted a fucking bala shark
>hit me with the 'I've been keeping fish since before you were born, I know what I'm doing'
>dude all I need to know is the size of the tank and how long it's been going for
>refuses to tell me
>doesn't get his fish
>his son and GRANDCHILDREN apologise to me for his behaviour
>these kids literally looked me in the eye and said 'Sorry about how he's acting
Its not even the craziest thing that happened while working there, it just sticks out in my head because those poor fucking kids man.
pets at home, previously pet smart or petscorner??
Why is your shop full of blue-green haired fat adrogenous moody teachers? Fucking higher some normal staff that work faster than 0.5mph and speak louder than 0.2 decibels.
>be fish girl
Oh, so you're probably one of them.
>go to petshop to buy frog food
>guy in shop starts up a convo with me, it's 17:30 and he closes in half an hour
>asks if I'm alright, "Yeah m8, you?"
>"Wells to be's honest, been abut ruff lately"
>proceeds to tell me life story of 6 months with his ex girl friend and how suicidal he was
>"Lahst Christmas I's was starring at me shotgun, thinking 'ow quick it'd be to just powl the triggeRRR"
>End up awkwardly listening to him till 18:15 whilst he was closing up shop
>Had to give excuses every time after that
Shame, he was a nice guy and gave me free shit sometimes.
>teachers = teenagers***
ffs my brain at 11pm
u mean hire
I got an A in English Language I have you know.
Seethe and cope, but no none of those
There's a girl managing the aquatics section at a chain pet shop here in austria.
went there to buy a small tank to breed feeder shrimp for my saltwater tank, and i swear she stared daggers the whole time at me, prolly thought I was gonna put a fish in those 5g
felt really bad and just left lol
If you're doing anything in any store that could be construed as sketchy, but isn't, what you want to do is go to the employee and ask a question about it, even if you already know the answer
If you had gone and asked "hey, i'm looking for a smaller tank to breed some feeder freshwater shrimp in, what size would you recommend?", you probably wouldn't have gotten laid or anything, but it would have defused any suHispanicions she had.
You're that tall girl at Maidenhead, right?
> Go to Petsmart to buy food for my dog.
> Walk passed a cutout cardboard stand.
> Person on the other side of the stand fell over and landed on the floor.
> Person let go of the leash on his dog ( I think the dog was an American bully).
> Hold the dog leash while staring at the person on the floor.
> To me a few minutes to realize that the person on the ground was my dad.
> He was trying to surprise me but it backfire.
did he died?
No, he was just in pain.
>Be picking up dog food in PetSmart
>Just left a twelve hour shift
>Still in my scrubs
>Little boy staring at turtles as I walk by
>Looks up and tells me "I want a turtle."
>Humor him and tell him that turtles are very complicated pets, that he should start with a leopard gecko and work his way
>"Tell my mom to buy me a turtle!"
>I just start leaving
>"Hey. Hey! HEY!"
>I turn around
>"Tell my mom to buy me a turtle!"
>I just keep walking
>"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. SHE'S OVER THERE!"
>Leave to the sound of his screams
I hope the little shit gets his turtle and dies from salmonella.
>buy aquarium heater online from petsmart
>pick up heater from customer service
>a week later they cancel my order and give me a full refund
>go to PetSmart to look for large front-opening snake enclosures
>cute little retarded ball python for sale with MY NAME IS SANTIAGO written on the glass
>reptile section is next to the rodents
>as I'm looking at terrariums a middle aged man of an indeterminate Slavic ethnicity points directly at me and loudly informs me I need a chinchilla
>tells me the chinchillas are on sale so buy two
>listing off the alleged benefits of chinchilla ownership and why they're the ideal pet
>"Actually I just came to look at tanks-"
>"NO YOU BUY CHINCHILLAS"
>they don't have any enclosures larger than a 40 gallon
>end up just awkwardly leaving as he is still trying to shill chinchillas to me
>he didn't buy at least two chinchillada
what is your problem, man
>you here to buy a chinchilla
>be a lot cooler if you were
everybody laugh at the chinchillalet
Imagine passing up a sale on chinchillas
You lose gay
it was a test, and you failed
Hello my fellow Waufers!!!
I just hopped in to check this green text from https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2414044-greentext-stories
It's pretty funny but can someone explain the replies are saying he should get a chinchilla?!?
>see dumb teens walk into Petco
>Hang around salt water section for a bit
>ask the worker if they can buy a "Nemo" and a "Dory"
>Worker asks if they have a salt water tank.
>Sorry, we can't sell them unless you have a full setup
>Explains how they cost several hundred bucks
>They finally see the price of a blue tang and leave shortly afterwards.
crickets do smell bad but you can't beat 10 cents/each. that's regardless of size. the big bois are as massive as the dubia roaches I pay 4x for. maybe the doobie bros have better macros but damb
>go to pet store to get crickets for froggy
>am to believe that you need to ask someone to get the live crickets for you
>store is empty
>ask one of the cashiers (store is tiny) if she can get me crickets
>she immediately looks like I just asked her to take off her clothes
>one worker goes with her to the crickets and says it's OK, he's trying to help her out because this is clearly something she doesn't want to do
>she spends roughly 5 minutes standing in front of the enclosure with her hand inside it, not moving at all
>coworker trying to get her to not be scared of them
>she starts crying
I felt really bad for making her do that and had to apologize lol
She was black wasn’t she?
Wait your suppose to take the crickets yourself? I just always asked the fish person.
ok that's cute. anon you should have comeback with a coffee for her another day or something and apologized. she could have been your wife
should've just filled her holes
if I ever meet greta thurnberg I'm ask her out to dinner and if she say yes ima take her to petsmart based on all the cricket recommends in this thread
>go to PetSmart
>get big healthy ball python + 40gal starter pack for $200
>go there for feeder crickets for my lizards all the time
>okay you can get a lot of the enclosure stuff cheaper
I hate going to petsmart for crickets, those mfers take forever and evyone I go to has 4 people
they had a bag of 51 (just enough to get the lower price) ready to go last time. big ones too. sadly I put too many in my beardie enclosure and smashed some getting them out
I've had wagies at petsmart literally count every cricket they put in the bag to get EXACTLY how many I asked for.
That's why I prefer Pets Supplies Plus, the teenagers there don't give a shit and will just dump a bunch of crickets in and ask if you want more because they want to get rid of them before another shipment.
Unless you really do not have a local reptile store in the area, why would you even go to a big chain for crickets?
I love my petsmart they doordash my crickets for my T
>Went to PetSmart for crickets.
>Waiting to check out
>In front of me is a fat Mexican man dressed like Mr Slave from South Park
>He is buying a carrier for his chihuahua
>Carrier way too small for the dog
>Associate tell the gimp the carrier is too small
>Gimp does not understand, buys carrier anyway
I imagine that dog is dead now.
How can a carrier be too small for a Chihuahua? Was it a hamster carrier?
I used to work at petsmart so I have a few stories
>black woman (this will be important later) asks for help getting a fish
>wants one barb or some shit I don't remember
>ask how big her tank is
>way too fucking small.jpg
>say I wont sell her the fish because her tank is too small
>gets mad and asks for manager
>manager agrees with me
>she leaves without a fish
>get called in by store manager
>find out woman filed a formal complaint to corporate because we were racist and wouldn't sell her a fish
no I am not making this shit up
>walking towards pet store
>Notice dirty empty cages lettered outside
>See employees washing empty cages out the store
>Pet store is closed
>Zero animals inside
It was a large pet store with lots of animals inside
I want more plz
alright, here's a long one
>guy and son want tarantula
>ask if they have an enclosure for it
>guy says his son is getting one
>kid comes running with one of those shitty carriers
>explain that a carrier is not an enclosure
>he says its only temporary until they do research on what it needs
>tell the guy I will not sell to them unless they already have an enclosure for the guy
>he insists the carrier will be the enclosure until they do research
>it's like talking to a brick wall
>I tell him that now I won't sell him the tarantula at all, and walk away
>manager backs me up as we aren't supposed to sell animals to people without enclosures
>later the guy leaves a bad review saying that I was mean and made his son cry and that I didn't explain why I wouldn't sell to them
>review parroted the same "we'll do researh later" shit he was spouting
Fuck that guy
I keep remembering the most unpleasant shit
>helping a cool customer get some fish
>his comes in every so often and is very passionate about his fish
>two blonde bimbos walk up
>one of them goes "um excuse me?" in the bitchiest valley girl ass voice I've ever heard
>I was in the middle of talking with a customer so I didn't immediately answer
>when I have a moment I say I'll be with them as soon as I'm finished assisting this customer
>they're really agitated for whatever reason
>finally get done with fish guy, and ask what they need
>they say they're in a hurry and need like 100 feeder goldfish
>I stop for a moment and ask if they're going to use them at a carnival (we aren't allowed to sell them for that)
>one scoffs and says they're going to use them for fishing bait, like I should have known all along or something
>I say that if they're going to use them for bait I wouldn't feel comfortable selling to them
>they get really angry and start flinging insults at me
>I genuinely have never had a customer get so angry before and I just stand there
>they ask for a manager, and I go to find him
>I explain the situation, and he tells me to go start doing some work in the back and he'll deal with them
>I go into the sick room and just cry like a huge bitch
It was about here when I thought that this was the worst job I had ever had. God I fucking wish petsmart was the worst job I ever had
Women really have that cruelty to them that I don't get from other men so I feel ya anon
this is really funny because I'm a woman too
I remember at first absolutely hating getting crickets because I didn't like bugs, but I got over it really quick.
I remember one time I fucked up cleaning the enclosure and all of the crickets died
I love bugs but crickets are all disgusting bastards and I hate them.
They will sooner eat their children than food that isn't the freshest fucking gourmet cricket meal.
And where does the smell come from? Bugs aren't supposed to smell unless their tank is filthy??
>Women really have that cruelty to them that I don't get from other men
>Looks up statistics of animals raped to death
??? How do you get fucked something to death?
They get internal bleeding from fucking a woman?
I thought you where asking how men fuck stuff to death.
I'm just saying "men kill animals by raping them more than women" isn't that interesting when you consider that it's pretty improbable for it to happen the other way around.
The men know the animal is going to die when he rapes it to death. He does it anyway. Yet somehow that person thinks women are the more cruel sex.
Men dominate cruelty to animal arrests
>b-but not everyone abusing animals gets arrested
This is true and its good to keep that in mind but then you're basing your opinions on hypotheticals and not hard evidence, which is retarded.
Atm it is a proven fact that men abuse animals more than women, esp when it comes to arrests due to bestiality.
This is in America btw. It's probably worse elsewhere
Men are physically violent, women cant complete in that arena without literally getting beaten to death, so they try to damage you mentally instead.
Well women aren't equipped to fuck an animal to death are they?
I'm this anon
You don't realize how hurtful it is to have someone tear you down emotionally because you're not acting the way they want you to. Imagine if you were just doing the right thing and some good looking guy lashes out at you and throws insults at you to tear you down so much you go to the back to cry. It's especially painful for me because these are people who make your heart race and are supposed to be more empathetic towards those around them
Women will tear you down emotionally because it's how they hurt you, and it's something they won't face consequences for
>You don't realize how hurtful it is to have someone tear you down emotionally
One million times out of a million I would rather someone call me some mean names than beat me bloody. Men are more violent than women. The rest of your point is just you being emotionally and has no point in logic.
Ever smashed a fly because of the annoying buzzing that will never stop? Well, either stop it or get smacked bitches
You need to toughen up
Quit being a bitch.
What about that woman who stuck a lobster in her vagina
What about it? Does that one urban legend outweigh the statistical convictions of men who rape animals to death? Men are crueler than women, just accept it and move on.
Are you tellig me a subset of "Humanity" is just naturally inclined to violence and crime? Based off statistics?
You’ve never looked into who the main drivers of divorce are, have you?
“Animal rape” is such an outlying act that anyone who partakes in it isn’t even human
There isn’t a man alive that would touch you. Fuck off with the bullshit.
sorry about your lot in life anon, it must fucking suck to be you
I doubt it comes close to how many animals are killed by female horders.
Don't even start with the sexism bullshit on Wauf of all places
if I were you I would've filled their holes
You take things too personally
You better be a woman. It’s illegal to use goldfish for fishing bait anyway.
>It’s illegal to use goldfish for fishing bait anyway.
Not in every state.
lmao fuck the cops whose going to find out? are the game and fish going to do autopsies on bigger fish to find out?
yes they will rangers have insane overeach. You aren't even allowed to remove the spine of fish you catch when you're fileting them because that makes it impossible for them to count how many fish you caught.
literally unenforceable, i can just throw the spine in the river and eat the rest of the evidence
> buying live goldfish for bait
do retards really?
Do yo have blue-green hair?
Are you a vegetarian?
i want to fuck you anon
Should’ve yelled back
I had a black female customer bitch me out as loud as she could, accusing me of racism and I kept yelling back that she was retarded
I lost my job but I also kept my dignity since the bitch kept seething and literally kept saying “why ain’t he apologizing he should be crying” like a low iq tape recorder
You will get used to those insults if you keep working retail long enough and not have a soul
>for the guy
pet ownera are so gay
I love retarded people having retarded children. Makes this world much more funny
Fuck those people. I bet the poor T would die if it was sold to them.
You are racist. Mistreating animals is an African American tradition Anon.
>see a fish tank filled with like 100 little dead fish
if anyone wants more shit, I'll post
My least favorite part of the job was dead pull especially on the feeders
This, what the fuck is up with those betta racks they keep in the main aisle? No temperature regulation, no filtration, the water is probably a week old too. And half of them are always dead.
Betas are probably the most mistreated fish in the pet industry next to goldfish. They're hardy so there's an entire market built around fucking with them.
I don't even care about fish but that does piss me off every time I see it.
I bought the most dead looking one yesterday, have him in a 3 gallon with filter and heater now
I remember when there were fish actively dying in like a good 2/3 tanks that were displayed. One of the associates said it was because the water was too cold...
>go to petsmart
>have my loyal, obedient husky by my side
>spot hot girl
>oh shit oh shit oh shit
>she walks over
>says "hello handsome how are you"
>realize she's talking to dog
>mfw kicked out of petsmart
>tfw I still haven't gotten my dog his fresh pet
you should've been said that your husky wife is sapient and you are translator of her words
There's absolutely no way you got kicked out for saying that. In fact I'd be surprised if the girl didn't smile or laugh at that.
>she laughs and looks up at you with a smile
>then winces as she realizes you're ugly
Hahaha honestly that could’ve been a smooth pick up line. This isn’t something to get kicked out over
>went to pet store to get more food and toys
>grabbed the food and toys
>Chihuahuas having sex in the aisle
>paid for the food and toys
It's always the chihuahuas:
>checking out the dogs section at my local petstore
>notice two chihuahuas in one booth
>one is taking a big fat shit while the other is eating it straight from the asshole as its coming out