Anyone else tired of seeing unrealistic african and asian elephant reconstructions?

Anyone else tired of seeing unrealistic african and asian elephant reconstructions? We know now that all mammals had thick fur, including the closest relatives to the elephants - mammoths and mastadons. So why do reactionaries continue to portray elephants as having no fur? Why do they insist on the shrink-wrap model?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you, chud! Elephants are Real Animals, not movie monsters. Stop trying to have them look a certain way just because you saw Dumbo as a kid.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do only paleo-schizos understand, that elphabts don't have this weird flashy extras. Glowies made the "face penis" up. So that trannies don't feel attacked fir their messed up genitelia too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it have sprawling legs? This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. All these hipster gays have to throw in lame ass extremely intentionally wrong shit to try to push their pet theory that dinosaurs were covered in turkey wattles.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're childish and transphobic, even if they're right.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shrink-wrap
    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Referring to the paleoart practice where you just put skin over the bones and have no muscles whatsoever. Like shrinkwrapping them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you keep on finding cat remains in human nests the conclusion isn't that they cats are killing humans but vice versa.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the head shape just where the forskin bunches up? We kinda need it with the hydraulic dick with no baculum. The extra skin needs to go somewhere and not restrict bloodflow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. Probably also protects the foreskin from getting inverted when thrusting into a tight cunt or ass. But that's not as much fun for cucks as imagining using their dick to remove some bull's sperms.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the penis of horses has an incredible feature called a sheathe which acts like the design of a collapsable telescope when it is not erect
    dog penises have a knot that inflates when penetrating to prevent it from being pulled out
    I dream of having a prehensile penis with a knot and a sheathe, combining all of the great aspects of other animal penises. It would be the ultimate penis.
    Humans have such mediocre and unnoteworthy penises.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We use our dicks for thermoregulation. It's why so many african dudes look like they'd have footlongs flaccid but get smaller erect or stay the same 5".

      We also need to remove our dicks entirely because the mushroom head is used to suction out competitors sperm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >because the mushroom head is used to suction out competitors sperm.

        Why and how did this come to be? The obvious answer is gangbanging was the norm, but why doesn't this adaptation crop up in other apes? Or does it?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's not actually a thing. It's just something a retarded French guy said once and people cling to it for some reason.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >people cling to it for some reason.
            it seems pleasingly plausible at first glance so adaptationist types love it.

            back in the real world scraping a comptetitor's sperm out of a pussy isn't going to do anything because his sperms already have a 2 minute head start swimming up the babyhole and you can't possibly scrape them all out.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's a stupid cop out. The female reproductive system is so toxic to sperm that we have to ejaculate millions just for any to survive and get to the egg. So any competitive edge, such as scraping out the majority of your competition's sperm, is going to rewarded in evolution. But it's all speculation, there's no way to tell exactly why anything was considered fit by evolution.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Other apes don't gangbang as often as humans.

          The other explanation is that some genes for the structure of the clitoris ended up in the wrong place while proto-humans were still back-crossing with related primates. Gorilla clits are similar to human dicks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the mushroom head is used to suction out competitors sperm.
        why do redditors love this untrue piece of misinformation so much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because it fuels their cuckolding fetishes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm riding my chair backwards while pretending the backrest is a steering wheel and making vrooooom errrrrrrrrrrr vrrooooom race car sounds in my head.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most men have a better body size to penis ratio than a Stallion and can easily last a 100x longer. Fetishists like you are braindead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That shit is a curse. Not being able to get off and having to smash hard for 15 minutes straight just to force it out of myself feels retarded. Why can't we make a few thrusts and knot like a dog does, then enjoy a several minute long orgasm while being affectionate with our partner? Sounds way better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because women are shit and have their clits in the wrong spot.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    an elephant penis has stronger muscles than an entire human. they could kill you with their penis if they wanted to, it's as big as an adult male human

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elephants have prehensile penises, which are dexterous like another arm
    they are so big that elephants can use their penis to balance on
    how can horses and humans even compete

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      by not destroying their wife's hymen

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying

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