Anyone else not realize how big these fuckers are until seeing them next to a human for scale?

Anyone else not realize how big these frickers are until seeing them next to a human for scale?

They're also males which are smaller than females.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they're also males which are smaller than females
    Not by much. If they have the same access to food, male and female spotted hyenas grow to the same sizes. The reason males in the wild are frequently so much smaller is because they often leave their birth clans (easier access to food) before they are fully grown.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was quite a shocker to see how big albatross can get, I always kinda thought they were just a big seagull with really long wings, but they can be almost as big as a human

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hyenas are way cooler and more interesting than lions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeen v. Lion Console Wars
      You will be castrated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but they look like they were the last animal god had to create before a holiday weekend and he just grabbed the leftover parts bin and said frick it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're pretty based because they eat dogs in africa just like other predators do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If africans had their shit together and domesticated them we would have a third type of four-legged pet along with cats and dogs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bears>

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hyenas are literally the trannies of the nature. Read about their sexuality and organs. It's fricked up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if they're natural then they aren't trannies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It could be the devil experimenting with animals before infecting humans...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a society dominated by penis equiped women who rule over their smaller male counterparts is the prototype for degenerates grooming children and lonely autists deluding themselves into thinking they can be cute girls by chopping of their dicks and taking hormone meds that frick their body preferably
            Even if the devil was real, and he could manipulate nature, the idea its self is moronic.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love that guy.
    I haven't felt much jealousy in my life, but I'm jelly as frick every time I see him interacting with lions, panthers, hyenas, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It does look like he gets semi mauled at times. He knows how to respond to it though. Once in a while he gets just literally ran into by a lion. You can't tell me he doesn't feel that. He just thinks it's worth it.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if it decided to just clamp down on this idiot's skull and squeeze his idiot brain out his ears

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jelly. There are no bad hyenas, only bad owners.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A hyena shouldn't have an "owner" in the first place.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so it should just run off unchecked? that sounds dangerous

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