Any advice on owning these?

Any advice on owning these?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    under no circumstances should you own more than 100 of them.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My family members have owned a few. Seemed mostly cool mixed with rare but extremely violent outbursts.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be surprised if it goes deaf, even as a puppy.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the function of Dalmatians. Are they a Gundog? They have a Pointer look to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're ancestors where pointers. See

      They where first breed to be bodyguards to carriages. So they'd be go if you're bicycling or running and want a protector.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water them once a week most of the year and once a day during hot weather.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are very high energy. don't get one if you can't walk a couple of hours every day. they're also heavily inbred and can have chronic health problems because of that. healthy dals do exist though, and are great dogs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get the ones that where backcrossed with other breeds. They're a lot healthier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, mixes are lame. Here's my pedigree that lucked out with at the rescue shelter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you like it that they piss rocks then. https://www.vin.com/apputil/content/defaultadv1.aspx?pId=11340&id=5101841&print=1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you saying that's a pedigreed purebred dalmatian?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          woah what the hell is this?
          my dog literally looks just like this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? That's my purebred dalmatian.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm asking what kind of dog it is, because my mystery mutt I found looks like that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i think you got bamboozled

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dalmatian or Pointer.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ. Is there any dog thread that isn't swamped with degenerate dogfrickers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope. it'll only stop happening when jannies stop range banning us just for saying "dw" in /dog/

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They where first breed to be bodyguards to carriages. So they'd be go if you're bicycling or running and want a protector.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id place an artificial rubber udder on her front and milk her, and milk her... She's a cow.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People on here will say that about any breed you post. They’re fine dogs, we had two as a kid. My dad was a marathoner and ran with them, so my only advice is that as with any dog of that size, be able to keep up with their exercise requirements.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you slept with them in the same bed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Health problems

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can wear paw patrol fetish stuff on her and enjoy it mutually

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    own the other 100

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be a fireman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      own the other 100

      Why not just turn it into a pair of socks or a hat; maybe even, dare I say, a cOaT?

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