Animals you could beat in a fight

For me it's the salt water crocodile. I'd stomp the bitch made gay out I don't care if it's 20 foot long

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only is a crocodile skull thicker and tougher than a mammal skull, you'd immediately get your leg bitten off.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 5ft1 and I would battle an emperor penguin. I think the fight would be fair but I would win

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat tuna against a rock. Simple as.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could defeat any animal on land If I had either a bow with arrows or a claymore (sword). Hand to hand I would feel guilty, I could only kill an urban gorilla of non-local descent that way, if you catch my drift.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd much rather have gloves with clawed fingers than a sword against animals. Put a fit and motivated man in a kevlar suit and spike colar with two such gloves and I'd put money on him against a lion.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, I think my limit would be a medium-large dog or a cougar, something like that could put up a goof fight, but I could still win. Anything larger it's probably gonna be a loss for me.
    Also depends if I'm allowed to use tools/if I can grab stuff in the environment

  6. 3 months ago
    BlueBallsMcKenzie

    just gotta slide my cock in his blow hole to win the fight

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >''..Only one old crocodrile is left, he was the largest; the dominant croc. He shows no signs of leaving, he remains in his empty pool like a stranded nightmare.."

    Why did he do it, bros?

    Also, I could probably beat 1 medium/large sized dog with my autistic strength alone. More than 1 and I'd probably need weapons.
    Source:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why did he do it, bros?
      They've seen some sort of hidden truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The futility of life, the curse of want.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably also take a great white shark 1v1 in the water bare knuckle

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably take a blue whale

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get croc to clamp down on rock large enough to get arm in mouth
    >hold mouth down on rock
    >push palatal valve down, get water down throat
    >croc drowns
    I mean its risky but it could certainly work.2hm4xv

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weird thing about crocs, snakes, etc is that even if you cut its head out the decapitated head still can bite you. But I think a large croc would shake you out if you try to hold its mouth down. Even Steve Irwin who was experienced with them needed the whole team to jump on it to immobilize a large croc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon. You're only missing the part that the crocodile actually has faster reflexes than you and is multiple times stronger. It doesn't matter if he clamps down on something or not, if he strucks you with enough force, your skeletal will go *crack*.

      Go on YouTube, there are multiple video examples from retards that tried.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And there are even more examples of people hopping onto the neck of a croc and clamping their mouths shut with nothing more than their hands. Not something you would want to do without some amount of experience, but again still possible, and (like I said) risky as fuck.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, "people" plural.

          You think you could hold this croc alone?
          https://youtube.com/shorts/HcQe-EK1smc?feature=share

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clean your URLs ya sicko

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you're not incapacitating an adult male saltwater crocodile. Are you the dark souls bossfight elephant guy?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you the dark souls bossfight elephant guy?
            It would work, and I'm tired of pretending it wouldn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clamp down on a rock
      First of, moving fast enough while holding a rock large enough for a crocodile to not just smash with its jaws.

      Second, actually getting the crocodile to clamp on a rock, good luck with that they're very sensitive with what they put in their mouths (can taste food)

      Third, having enough force to push a rock on a crocodile clamping hard enough to hold a rock.

      Fourth, pushing the rock would mean the clamp would shut on your arm, uh, good luck.

      Fifth, you're a pussy you won't do shit. The only animal you can beat is the worm you have between your legs.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What can a crocodile really do though?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      eat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What can a crocodile really do though?
      If you annoy it long enough:

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >epic voiceover
        >uploaded on the official animal planet youtube channel
        >probably aired on tv
        2009 was a different time

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay to watch you try

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could beat a gorilla if you distract it with a basketball

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're three steps ahead of you white boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo

      >get croc to clamp down on rock large enough to get arm in mouth
      >hold mouth down on rock
      >push palatal valve down, get water down throat
      >croc drowns
      I mean its risky but it could certainly work.2hm4xv

      The OP gets funnier every time I read it, and I was about to ask if there was ANY way an unarmed human could harm a crocodile, so thanks.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a sharp stick and a rock and I could beat your mom.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh I could probably beat a rhino

    How strong could it be, it's basically a big cow. Cows are female and Wauf told me I am naturally stronger than females.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike cows or hippos rhinos and elephants can actually turn on a dime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any reptile seems pretty beatable on land

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except snakes, forgot about those

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll stay behind it until it's exhausted

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can swing around on you faster than you can run

          Only thing she can do is bite. If you got behind her and clamp her jaw shut she's helpless to do anything.

          They can whip their tail hard enough to cut through skin

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn… girl. 😉 what can… mm… that tail of yours… do? 😉 😉 😉

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only thing she can do is bite. If you got behind her and clamp her jaw shut she's helpless to do anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's suHispanicious because she knows.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather fight this than a saltwater crocodile on land.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d guess the largest animal I could legitimately kill in a bare-hands fight that I can think of would probably be a deer. Anything smaller would be easy since I could likely just throw it around or continuously smack it on the ground while using its tail as a grip of sorts. Anything larger would likely rather kick my ass and maul me or otherwise be far too powerful to simply down.

    Of course, this is considering that these duels consist of completely bare combat. No weapons, clothing, etc. The specialty of humans has always been not only a fair amount of strength, but also a fair amount of the mind to develop combat techniques and weaponry to use against whatever they want to kill. As such, the average human of the modern era, especially without any proper equipment, is likely going to get their ass kicked by anything larger or near their size if they’re stripped of any tools.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The largest animal I could defeat barehanded is a blue whale if the fight is on land. I would just stand away from it until it dies (shouldn't take long)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, you’re clever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would need to punch it at least once so you get the kill credit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The specialty of humans has always been not only a fair amount of strength
      Humans are weak as shit for our size, humans speciality is endurance not strength

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, not at all true. Humans are pretty fucking strong. People always go "No way this 8ft giant could lift a tonne off the ground, that's exaggeration" but unironically believe a 50-60kg chimp can tear a grown mans arm off. Besides that, a human can kill any animal that has a neck you can put in a chokehold. Some animals might require more technique, you can choke a wolf out from any angle, but not a leopard due to its dexterous paws.
        A petite african woman killed a lioness by picking up the nearest large rock and chucking it at it.
        Docile humans who can only think to run gets throttled by fucking cougars when killing one would be comparatively easy if they accepted injuries and knew what to do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you're wrong, human muscles are built for endurance not strength, and just cause 7 foot tall world's strongest man competitor can lift a ton isn't representative of the average human. And there are multiple documented cases of chimps being able to rip limbs off people
          https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11686234/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never limbs. always fingers, facial tissue, and penis. Don't exaggerate, it's annoying.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The chimp used its teeth to do that damage Joe Rogan, it didn't use its superpower muscles to tear her arms off. She was also a woman in her later years, a grown 230 lb fit man in some kind of drug induced rage (closest analog to a chimp chimping out for a human I can think of is some kind of drug induced rage) would have mauled her far worse.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And there are multiple documented cases of chimps being able to rip limbs off people

            Chimps are horrible punchers, they are only capable of flinging their arms and grabbing. Their real weapon are their teeth, even we humans are capable of biting off chunks of meat and biting fingers off and chimps still have fangs to tear off chunks of meat. Break their teeth and they're good as dead.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No you're wrong, human muscles are built for endurance not strength, and just cause 7 foot tall world's strongest man competitor can lift a ton isn't representative of the average human. And there are multiple documented cases of chimps being able to rip limbs off people
              https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11686234/horror-injuries-woman-face-hands-ripped-pet-chimp/

              I'm tired of reading arguments. I want to see it in real life. Illegalizing gladiator battles was a mistake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also why isn't there a single backward country that does this? What a waste of human rights violations.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never limbs. always fingers, facial tissue, and penis. Don't exaggerate, it's annoying.

          https://i.imgur.com/90Sr5Wp.jpg

          >And there are multiple documented cases of chimps being able to rip limbs off people

          Chimps are horrible punchers, they are only capable of flinging their arms and grabbing. Their real weapon are their teeth, even we humans are capable of biting off chunks of meat and biting fingers off and chimps still have fangs to tear off chunks of meat. Break their teeth and they're good as dead.

          chimp hands typed these posts
          they got more fast twitching muscle fibers than us, even tho they look about human size they're much stronger

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