>animals are real

>animals are real

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op is right.
    If animals are real, that means aliens are real, because we are aliens

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anime is real

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    proofs

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Humans are real

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not for long. It's wild to think we might be the last generation to see some species in nature.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    proof? and don't tell me to go outside or go to a zoo or watche pictures on the internet or television, I want REAL proof.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bible mentions them. Jesus Himself was a sheep.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus was a velociraptor, everybody knows that.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man I thought the last time i'd see that meme referenced was when life flashed before my eyes on my deathbed, thanks for reminding me anon.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's only a metaphor, like the forbidden fruit, you're not supposed to think the animals were real things

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    liar

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're just like you

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually animals aren't real. They're just hyper-specialized fungi who just "appear" as animals

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    scared wojaks

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >animals are re-

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the same place where the kid was attacked by a shitbull and saved by a cat?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not, but every cul-de-sac in America looks like Ed Edd n Eddy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every American suburb looks exactly the same

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's some commie block level of individuality right there.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Ggab5Ne.jpg

            Every American suburb looks exactly the same

            your ~~*nose*~~ is showing. the burbs are paradise. apartments are the same thing smaller with no yards

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rural living is boring but you get to have privacy and see all the nature. Urban living doesn't off much personal space but there's always something cool or weird going on. Suburbs are the worst of both. Boring with no privacy.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because mass manufactured unaffordable housing, that encourages an unhealthy lifestyle, leaving you dependent on their resources, infrastructure and medical care, is clearly not what they want at all. nope, not at all.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >apartments are the same thing
              They are not, because I can take an elevator, exit my building, and buy my groceries on the small market that's right in front of the building I live at.
              I'm also 5 minutes away from 3 theaters and 2 shopping centers.
              I'm also a 15 minutes walk away from the beach, but that's something else.
              Yeah, I don't have a yard, I'm also not dependent on a car for the smallest thing.
              I will say that having an yard is really fricking nice, my aunt's house has one and I love it, but I still think that living at a walking distance from literally fricking everything I'd ever need, hospitals included, is more than worth the tradeoff.
              Also, I'm brown, so your ~~*nose*~~ comment falls real flat.

              I would say certain animals like horses and dolphin are smart enough to pass the consent test.
              That doesn't necessarily mean you should, though.

              I wouldn't put horses anywhere near the intelligence level of a dolphin, but then again, I've never met a dolphin so I'd be talking out of my ass, I suppose.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm brown
                >i am fine with not having property
                It's in your genes to want to live in a box honestly

                North africans made the first apartments, even for the wealthy, while european civilization always considered that a punishment for being poor.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you realize that you haven't argued for the benefits of suburbia or the tradeoff for having a yard even a single time?
                Well, you do you.
                As long as you are happy, I suppose

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Less than 80 sqm of living space guaranteed. I bet you have to listen to people frick too.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't suposed to sit in your home like a fricking barnacle. Go out, walk in a park, socialise.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you definitely listen to people frick. You've also never turned your speakers up without feeling slightly guilty about it.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silence, golem.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The more recent ones let you choose different colors and layouts though.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the run down corner shop where an Indian sells cancer and addiction and goyslop?!
          Where is the HECKIN' park filled with feral roody poos selling drugs and flashing their guns???
          Where are the vibrant and diverse homeless camps? I don't even see one bum pissing and shitting all over the sidewalk!?
          How can anyone live in an unwalkable shithole like that?????

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know, you can have land, and proximity to businesses, and low crime rates, all at the same time. Just like how humans lived before the industrial revolution caused the population to explode and migration patterns to increase, filling every society with neverending combat and lowered cooperation levels due to 2 million years old and forever going strong tribal instincts

            However we need to get rid of a lot people
            And by a lot I mean 6 or 7 billion
            And there will be pain
            And by pain I mean industry will collapse and it will take months just to make a single car, camera, watch, or smartphone, so these items will be a "buy once and pass down for generations" deal rather than something you upgrade constantly

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Global warming would be over forever and possibly reverse though so totally worth it

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people owned land before the industrial revolution
              Pfft
              >people were safe and happy and crime was lower too
              PFFFT

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said humans, not peasants.

                I'm of royal israeli blood and still public transit is able to bring the "working class" to my door. Absolute bullshit. These people are causing global warming but I would be just as rich without them to compare to. Depopulation soon, hopefully.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least I have a backyard!
          >can't do anything with it because HOA moronation

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This literally looks like hell to me. I feel anxiety from looking at this. Would never want to live in such a place, it's like a prison.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking bird using magic

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's strange to me how little control we have over them. My parents live very close to a creek where it sounds like a million frogs live. They are deafening in the summer. It almost ruins a night sitting in the backyard. Yet short of bombing the place there's nothing they can do about them.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      just move out lmao

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't live with them. It's their empty nester house so they probably won't be moving for a long time.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd he do it bros

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      To get away from this fricking thing

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks butthole i was about to fap

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was his destiny.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is this a reference to?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea, I stole it from a thread three years ago.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Attack on Titan

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be didn't. God made you.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      All I'm saying is we're still here on land while the cetaceans figured out that it's best to go back
      So, who's the smartest animal again?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you don't have to

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s hard to believe that they’re conscious creatures with emotions

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The pigeons outside weren't spy cameras

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you can't frick em

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      why even live?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says you

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen plenty of evidence to the contrary.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pxQ1Q4Y.gif

      why even live?

      https://i.imgur.com/mn0P6pZ.jpg

      Says you

      have a nice day

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would say certain animals like horses and dolphin are smart enough to pass the consent test.
        That doesn't necessarily mean you should, though.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >horses are smart
          I doubt they're any smarter than a smart dog. Probably less because herd animals have a weird evolutionary bias towards stupidity and a lack of agency.

          As for the dumb dogs (ie: pitbulls and labs) yeah no shit sponges are smarter

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Probably less because herd animals have a weird evolutionary bias towards stupidity and a lack of agency."
            Which explains your eagerness to jump on a bull hatewagon

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        kill them yourself you worthless poltroon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice try, fbi

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