Because my life is a three ring circus and I am one of its unfunny clowns, two months ago my mother impulsively adopted a dog.
>roughly 6 months old now
>seems to be predominantly Rhodesian Ridgeback in breed
>can't rule out something else in the bloodline though, since she's a shelter mutt and since her ridge isn't actually there, but she's identical in all other respects
Now, I was not originally opposed to this because I (mistakenly) thought that I would not be the only one trying to handle this animal, but of course I am. And my life has become a living hell ever since.